ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
Seriously, my father thought a pair of pliers from his toolbox was an effective dental instrument. He once lifted my sister half a foot off the ground and shook her for a while, only to realize he just pulled out the wrong tooth. I stopped having loose teeth after that, she has had an interesting story to tell every dentist she’s met. To this day she’s missing one lower jaw molar, root and all.
No. Whe my sister was in pre-school she had one of her teeth loose, then some teacher noticed this (Note: That was NOT her own teacher) and pulled the tooth. My sister said it was hard and kinda painful and since then didn’t pull any of her teeth. Later, when she hit puberty, she had to use braces because for NOT pulling her teeth, the new teeth got sort of crooked, so she had to use braces for a year. My advice is pull your teeth when they are REALLY loose but not as late to see the other tooth.
What a great way to turn something kinda scary into a moment of fun! The best thing was having the kid hit the button himself, giving him total control of the event. And yes, the grin was wonderful! Win, win, WIN! What a cool dad, too, to arrange all of this.
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
FailBlog diet!!
*goes to admire curves*
*decides “Michelin Man” isn’t such a good look* *safety*
*pouts and pours a glass of carrot juice eats a nice salad*
*offers crudités to the peeps*
My doctor has me eating hummus instead of salad dressing now with my raw veggies. I had never tried it before and it turns out, I like it! Except when I smell like garlic! Phew!
Whole foods and ‘clean’ foods seem to be making me feel much better. I look healthier.
*serves a variety of hummus*
*puts out breath mints*
I love hummus and it is so easy to make. I prefer a red pepper hummus or sundried tomato and basil over garlic. I had a bad experience with garlic hummus when I was first learning to make it. I had a recipe (off a cooking site on the internet) that called for 4 cloves of garlic, which was way too much in about 2 cups of hummus. No idea what the person who wrote the recipe was thinking. It was so much garlic that it was actually spicy from the garlic. Just eating it could clear out a whole room. But I learned.
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
Since you asked: I don’t have an opinion about you, so far I merely don’t like your “Your mom…” or “In Soviet Russia…” comments. Those jokes have been made since Mose was wearing short pants – furthermore, especially “your mom” comments seem to be insulting to me. That I too dislike.
So I was reading this article about regular website commenters. Like 90% are lurkers apparently, 9% are casual, 1% are the hardcore group who always come back and post. You must belong in the 1%. You sound awfully serious and civil though.
Personally I enjoy low brow humour, it reminds me of common people, whose ranks I have long ago ascended into the halls of glory and greatness through sheer effort and willpower.
*starts cutting generous slices of cake, and handing the plates to DW*
I just love the crunchies in the middle of the Carvel cakes. I also get nostalgic for the commercials Tom Carvel used to do.
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
Of course it wouldn’t. There would be a new site (heh, heh) launched called “There, I Decapitated It” or “I Can Has Beheading?” or “Guillotweens” or some such.
*squeals and cries in joy*
*receives cake with immense gratitude and squeezes the smurfette*
I’d like to thank all those who helped to make this happen…
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
Awright, a multitude can take a glance at this.
Are you ‘avin’ a laugh? Don’t be a barmcake, have a deek at your newtons.
Codswollop, you, lad, are givin’ me a run’n that.
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
That was always when ours was too. Then again, we didn’t get off for summer until the second week of June. I think nowadays the end of school is mid-May, so it balances out.
I think the rationale for the change is to have half the school year before winter break, and half after. I remember in high school coming back from winter break for about 3 weeks of the previous semester before switching classes. It always felt pointless.
That was crazy. He is lucky that tooth was so loose. I wish they filmed where it went. They probably found the tooth in another city. What a random thing to find.
I never understood the appeal of pulling loose teeth. If you waited until they fell out naturally, they usually fell out at school and then you could get out of class for a while! And the nurses always gave us these adorable little plastic treasure chests to put the lost teeth in so we could take them home and put them under our pillows without losing them…
The series of expressions crossing that kid’s face is priceless…. “Oh snap here it comes… I’m scared… wut? It’s gone? It didn’t hurt? ……… COOL! Let’s do it again!”
We once tried something similar as a kid when we were still living in Las Vegas, only with a toy bow and arrow – and I tell you it hurt. I rather go to the dentist than go through that again LOL. Nowadays, you won’t even feel a pain when your dentist is pulling out a tooth because of sedation dentistry techniques. I know right, why only now?
I’m pretty sure I’m glad I can’t see this one.
Yeah, the kid’s jaw gets ripped off and there’s blood everywhere.
*smacks dr. adrian round the head with a hallibut*
It’s not that bad, NS, but a miniature rocket is involved. That’s all I’m willing to say.
It’s less than spectacular, but ZA could surely jazz it up for you.
I can’t wait. I love his accounts of the video fails!! ZA is hillarious.
*zombiesqueezies*
Can’t see it, is the video the one shot with a fish-eye lens?
Yes.
I kind of liked it.
That grin when the kid realizes it’s out is precious!
I like his initial moment of confusion ’til he realizes dad is laughing. Probably stung more than he thought it would.
Na probably just surprised that it didn’t hurt more. That is what I generally remember about getting loose teeth removed the old fashion way.
Don’t. Get. Me. Started.
Seriously, my father thought a pair of pliers from his toolbox was an effective dental instrument. He once lifted my sister half a foot off the ground and shook her for a while, only to realize he just pulled out the wrong tooth. I stopped having loose teeth after that, she has had an interesting story to tell every dentist she’s met. To this day she’s missing one lower jaw molar, root and all.
True story.
That sounds insane… I think people should just let their teeth fall out naturally.
LOL AMAZING XD
No. Whe my sister was in pre-school she had one of her teeth loose, then some teacher noticed this (Note: That was NOT her own teacher) and pulled the tooth. My sister said it was hard and kinda painful and since then didn’t pull any of her teeth. Later, when she hit puberty, she had to use braces because for NOT pulling her teeth, the new teeth got sort of crooked, so she had to use braces for a year. My advice is pull your teeth when they are REALLY loose but not as late to see the other tooth.
What a great way to turn something kinda scary into a moment of fun! The best thing was having the kid hit the button himself, giving him total control of the event. And yes, the grin was wonderful! Win, win, WIN! What a cool dad, too, to arrange all of this.
Obama’s health care reform is AAAAWWWEEESOOOOMMMEEEE!!!!!!
I was worried about it, but there’s nothing bad at all. The kid starts laughing the moment it’s done.
Not a good way to earn your DDS degree!
Wait…… why can’t you see it?
Because she lives behind the great firewall of NS’s employer. Duh.
My fail, should of thought about it before I typed that.
Man, you just love commenting on everything, don’t you?
sorry, my attention span lasts 5 seconds before i look for something else
Oooh. Bleeding kid at lunchtime. Yummy.
Just whets your appetite, right?
FailBlog diet!!
*goes to admire curves*
*decides “Michelin Man” isn’t such a good look*
*safety**pouts and pours a glass of carrot juice eats a nice salad*
*offers crudités to the peeps*
Actually, veggies with ranch dip sounds incredibly appealing right now.
My doctor has me eating hummus instead of salad dressing now with my raw veggies. I had never tried it before and it turns out, I like it! Except when I smell like garlic! Phew!
Whole foods and ‘clean’ foods seem to be making me feel much better. I look healthier.
*serves a variety of hummus*
*puts out breath mints*
I got invited to go to the Strip Club for lunch today. I understand that this is more about cooking steak than ogling curves.
I love hummus and it is so easy to make. I prefer a red pepper hummus or sundried tomato and basil over garlic. I had a bad experience with garlic hummus when I was first learning to make it. I had a recipe (off a cooking site on the internet) that called for 4 cloves of garlic, which was way too much in about 2 cups of hummus. No idea what the person who wrote the recipe was thinking. It was so much garlic that it was actually spicy from the garlic. Just eating it could clear out a whole room. But I learned.
Here…I have a particularly toothsome lunch today. You can share it with me!
*pulls up a chair*
Thanks!
Thanks, Dragon! Today has already been a grind.
Canine help you with anything, sweets?
I’d love a little something to nibble on.
It’s just been molar the same for me, today.
At least we are at the cuspid of the end of the week.
I wish the weekend would hurry and get here, dadgummit!
Agreed! I am going to Electric Daisy Carnival! I can’t wait! Clickie.
oniichan you fail!
Don’t give me any lip!
Would you like more than just lips.
But … but … but …
You can’t handle the tooth.
BEST FATHER EVER.
Surely “Pulling a tooth” and “WIN” should never be put in the same sentence?
Surely General BondFan4518 sounded like a good idea for a username at the time?
And it sticks well. For the past, what, two years?
I’ve got ice cream cones in the break room!
Chocolate, with various sprinkles!
*runs in*
*shovels ice cream in face*
*passes out*
Oooh…I want sprinkles!!!!
I’ve got some of that chocolate topping, too. The kind that freezes on contact. “Magic Shell”, I think.
I also have a magical topping… OH COME ON THIS IS TOO EASY.
That’s what the hoard said when I suggested they could snack on your entrails.
I think we’d all scream for that!
Yummy!!! Especially the chocolate/peanut butter kind…

*drools*
Um…
*hands SuzieQ a ShamWow*
Thanks!
*NSsqueezies*
I’ll take mine in a sugar cone with Hershey’s syrup and chocolate sprinkles, please.
*squeeze*
*prepares cone as requested*
Here you are, my dear!
With extra sprinkles
Woohoo!
*doublesqueezes*
*eats ice cream contentedly*
When eating ice cream, watch out for the Cone of Shame.
I’ll have a waffle cone of shame for mine, please!
Cone of silence for me!
(grumbledy. . .me and my big mouth. . .)
*facepalm*
Name change fail.
We ALL do it, Gracie!
SQUIRREL!!!!
*flutters eyelashes*
You want a squirrel ice cream?!?
Road Kill is the latest flavor from Jen and Barry’s.
Would that be Rocky Road?
Right, with Bullwinkle Mousse on the side.
I was thinking more Moose Tracks…
mmmm … I know how you died last summer. Now that would be an interesting ice cream flavor.
I like the AA and AE shirt way better than the puppy costume.
*squeeze*
You just like my balloons.
Not true!
Your treatments for naughtiness are also quite endearing.
I still need more practice at it.
*Begins to speak…*
What?
I keep reading this post over and over but it still leaves me with a headache. It looks like it belongs in Engrish.
You hate… ice cream….? *GASP* EVERYBODY HELP!!!
Oh man, they removed him so now we get a lot of meaningless lost psts spattered about instead…
So that’s how stars are made…
♫♪When you wish upon a tooth pulled out in a horrifying way…♫♪
Very considerate! This way the tooth fairy has a shorter way to work.
Yeah, but if this catches on, it could get very dangerous!
I keep calling that kid “Calvin” in my head and wondering where Hobbes is.
Fetching the wagon.
In Soviet Russia Tooth Pulls You!
Actually, I had to look all over for that darned thing… At least when they put their teeth under their pillows you know where to look!
Got back at ‘im by putting the quarter in one of those locking maze-box things though… Mwahahahaha….
well incisor me timbers, it worked
Too bad it was a permanent tooth though.
Too bad your mom is a permanent … tooth.
I got nothing.
We know.
You really don’t like me muscularly black guy man.
Since you asked: I don’t have an opinion about you, so far I merely don’t like your “Your mom…” or “In Soviet Russia…” comments. Those jokes have been made since Mose was wearing short pants – furthermore, especially “your mom” comments seem to be insulting to me. That I too dislike.
So I was reading this article about regular website commenters. Like 90% are lurkers apparently, 9% are casual, 1% are the hardcore group who always come back and post. You must belong in the 1%. You sound awfully serious and civil though.
Personally I enjoy low brow humour, it reminds me of common people, whose ranks I have long ago ascended into the halls of glory and greatness through sheer effort and willpower.
So, you admire the “small people” in this world?
They have their unique charm and occasionally entertain me with their everyday toil and struggle.
Jesus you guy’s need to get out more.
And you, Sir, need to learn how to use an apostrophe. [Wait till the guys at the country club hear about this one!]
Damn… your right. I used to be good at this…
@Mr. Angry
You’re (you are)
not
your (belonging to you)
Oh great what is this, the grammar police?
Can I call my quilt a duvet?
Cake! Now there’s cake in the breakroom!
Ooh, cake and ice cream? Woohoo!
I agree…though it would be better enjoyed without the olltray dumping all over the blog…
And I can have cookies in the oven in five minutes if this gets any worse.
Ice cream cake? Carvel?
I prefer Baskin Robbins ice cream cake…yummm!!
*hands Scott the knife*
You carvel it. I’ll scoop the ice cream!
*starts cutting generous slices of cake, and handing the plates to DW*
I just love the crunchies in the middle of the Carvel cakes. I also get nostalgic for the commercials Tom Carvel used to do.
Thanks for the inspiration.
My pleasure. It made me *snork!*.
…And it’s real?
I swear, it’s not a lie. C’mon and have some.
Shoots portal in floor and falls through ceiling next to cake.
*Ahem*
Chell doesn’t know how to use asterisks.
What is this cake and who do I have to have sex with to obtain said cake?
That would be Fudgie the Whale.
Remember when effort was put into trolling?
Those were the days…
(Apologies for possible double postings.)
No apologies for the double squeezings!
*squeeze!
*squeeze!*
Let’s go back to the Aja’s post then:
None of them are really permanent anyway. It would have fell out when he was 80.
*scratches out “fell” and puts “fallen” instead*
*polishes and waxes new word so it’s nice and shiny*
*squeezes garnets*
*bounces away*
Who’s up for some calculus?
Sounds hard, isn’t that involved in brain science?
Pfft! Not in this decayed, thanks!
What a rotten thing to say.
Crappy music is crappy.
Stupid posting is stupid.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eyetooth.
Eyetooth? Do want!
It’s fortunate that his parents didn’t give him a good tongue-lashing.
Nothing, apparently.
Which is amazing since all he ingredients for a typical YouTube fail were there: Camera + dumb idea. Okay, beer was missing.
*smacks self in forehead*
That’s what they forgot! No wonder it worked.
Im kind of speechless and in shock over this video…
i can’t help picturing the string wrapping around the kids neck somehow… u think that could have been possible?
and if so… would it have still been posted on failblog?
Only if the kid was Justin Bieber.
Of course it wouldn’t. There would be a new site (heh, heh) launched called “There, I Decapitated It” or “I Can Has Beheading?” or “Guillotweens” or some such.
Up Necks in Sports?
Chopped off IRL.
Very Decapitational
(HA! I thought of the exact same thing!)
Totally Kills Like.
If String Could Kill.
That Will Snuff Out.
There, I deaded it!
Bob’s House of Death Games
Learn From My Fatality
(Oops, sorry LCB, you did that one already ^^)
My Family Looks Funny!
Why Is My Head Not Here?
Probably Bad Noose
Horsemen R Us
And a giant slice of ice cream cake to the man who just uttered my favorite comment of the day!
*hands plate to bff*
*squeals and cries in joy*
*receives cake with immense gratitude and squeezes the smurfette*
I’d like to thank all those who helped to make this happen…
Y’all missed RIGLrazzi.
I picture Jimmy2010 as a crackhead…
who like most crackheads, is in urgent need of more crack
Good idea. Go make some in your bathtub. Run along, now.
I know this kid’s dad, Wes Mantooth.
you shut your mouth….
Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT
Damn those trolls!
First troll = you always fail even if you are first.
If I may offer a correction …
First troll = you always fail
even if you are first.Thereifixedit.
Hmm, I contemplated that but then I realised that I’d have to extend the explanation slightly for him to understand it – you know how they are.
That rocket can do that?
*skeptical squeeze*
Oh my god… not again, you f***ing loseer.
alright its official.. im scared of running into you on the streets
im almost positive you’d be holding some sort of cardboard sign everywhere you go.
while choking on your own saliva..
Psst! B! Don’t feed the trolls.
Its soo hard not too… they seem sooo hungry all the time
but your right, there would never be enough spoons to feed them all, so why bother I guess
Come up to the breakroom ^^ and have cake and ice cream with us.
sprinkles??
Of course.
OK… not too much though, I dont want my teeth to root.
I can’t afford a rocket
I can’t tell if he’s the smartest or dumbest redneck I’ve ever seen.
Apparently there is a fine line… attached to a rocket! BWAHAHAHA. ha. haaaa…
Awright, a multitude can take a glance at this.
Are you ‘avin’ a laugh? Don’t be a barmcake, have a deek at your newtons.
Codswollop, you, lad, are givin’ me a run’n that.
Sorted. Time for a nosh up.
Ee bah gum! Yur makin’ mah head spin!
*strokes whippet confusedly*
Thunderstone. The lad’s done pepperjacked the board o’ statements.
He’ll get his coaster caught in a curtain for puttin’ us in a glass prisune.
WHAT are you stroking?!?!? And in front of the ladies, too! Shame on you, young man!
But Ma’am, tis nowt but a dog!
Is that a rocket in your pocket, or do you just want to pull my tooth out?
This is what I should have said. Do you want to pull my tooth out or are you just happy to see me?
Nah, I like the first one better.
yeah, the first one is better
This could have gone so wrong depending on the power of the rocket and the size of the child.
Or the size of the rocket and the power of the child.
Man, your comments really confuse me.
Pulling teeth, its rocket science now
Someone said rocket surgery above which was a lot funnier. However, your nick is a reference to my favourite anime EVAR so I forgive you.
Corduroy pants were so last century…
Did anyone else notice the Death Cab song in the background? lmao
Woohoo! The blog has been purged of spam videos!
*squeezes for PTB*
Now to purge it of the gibberish-production tee-ar-oh-ell-ell.
*squeeze*
Somehow I knew you were behind this. Thank you!
*Dragonsqueezes*
When does school start up again?
*bites claws nervously*
*doesn’t say whose*
If it helps at all, I work for a retailer of office and school supplies and we’re getting ready to launch our ‘Back to School’ campaign.
*head desk*
My poor kid only gets 2 months off. She goes back to school on August 12th.
Wow, that seems early.
I seem to remember going back after Labour Day.
That IS early. I think my first day of class is August twenty-somethingth. But then, universities usually start back before labor day.
*sigh*
*starts to work on syllabus*
Some of the kids here have already gotten letters letting them know which teacher they have and what school supplies they need. Mine haven’t.
That was always when ours was too. Then again, we didn’t get off for summer until the second week of June. I think nowadays the end of school is mid-May, so it balances out.
I think the rationale for the change is to have half the school year before winter break, and half after. I remember in high school coming back from winter break for about 3 weeks of the previous semester before switching classes. It always felt pointless.
I think mine are supposed to go back on the 19th. We’re going to be out of town on the 20th, though.
*shrugs*
That was crazy. He is lucky that tooth was so loose. I wish they filmed where it went. They probably found the tooth in another city. What a random thing to find.
Safety third!
I’m sure there’s no way anything could go wrong with this and dad thought this through. . .
I suppose he wanted to send the tooth directly to the “tooth fairy”.
Woohoo! The PTB rock! Another troll down!
This is a WIN!!!!! Dad made it special and now the kid can tell his kids, “I once had a tooth pulled out by a rocket.”
I hope to see more teeth pulled this way
errrrr…
*points and yells at the extra O in rot until it wimpers and runs off screen*
much better
remove extra o in rot..
my b
THAT IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER. I am so TOTALLY doing that for my kids’ next loose tooth. (After making sure my wife is away from home.
)
I never understood the appeal of pulling loose teeth. If you waited until they fell out naturally, they usually fell out at school and then you could get out of class for a while! And the nurses always gave us these adorable little plastic treasure chests to put the lost teeth in so we could take them home and put them under our pillows without losing them…
Did anyone else hear “I wanna do that, Daddy!”?
Sounded like a younger sibling did not approve of this procedure.
lolz!!! the tooth went with the rocket!!
death cab for cutie win
Agreed. Quite the splendid song.
So, how did they get the tooth back for the Tooth Fairy to take?
WIN!!!
Rocket surgery is so much cooler than brain science
Man…………. I think he really wants the toothfairy to come! And its good to make money from doing that……..
That’s how you send your tooth express to the toothfairy.
And if his jaw got ripped off it would’ve been a FAIL.
Who the hell videotaped this? Balloon-boy dad?
You should’ve seen the circumcision
Definetely not a win…IMO
The series of expressions crossing that kid’s face is priceless…. “Oh snap here it comes… I’m scared… wut? It’s gone? It didn’t hurt? ……… COOL! Let’s do it again!”
hahaha definitely a win! the kid is so distracted he doesn’t even notice that the tooth is gone!
lol’d more with the comments than from the video itself. you guys.
Ok you win!
Pulling a Tooth WIN — or parenting FAIL??
That is more expensive than the door trick
Safety fail right there.
Thank fu*k for the National Health Service
looks like the tooth fairys gonna be goin the long distance for a tooth
This kid is awesome. He deserves a poster with the awesome puppy on it.
This kid really has guts for his age. The other kid in background saying “daddy dont do it” seems to have more parenting sense than the father.
I would hate to have my tonsils removed via this method!
Cmon America. Pullin a Tooth aint rocket science ya know.
Toy rockets are so much fun.. I miss it..
that kid officially has a pair; that’s just bad ass!
We once tried something similar as a kid when we were still living in Las Vegas, only with a toy bow and arrow – and I tell you it hurt. I rather go to the dentist than go through that again LOL. Nowadays, you won’t even feel a pain when your dentist is pulling out a tooth because of sedation dentistry techniques. I know right, why only now?
hey! nice one, i have a nice website as well, lol