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The usual weekend for the Palins.
Loving it!
No, it wasn’t love. It was just hard sexplay. They’ve passed the mooses number around to all their upperclass friends.
The poor moose is feeling so cheap now.
When they said, “The moose is loose” – is this what they meant?
Did they mean that its knuckle is muckle?
Don’t you mean the moogle?
Hey, at least the ban on tailgating may be lifted.
Another recursion win.
your a racist ass hole
You must be one of the Palin race.
In case Palin et al can rightfully be considered a race, I indeed am a racist.
On second thought: Not even then. They’d have to act Palinish to disgust me. Just being a Palin isn’t enough.
If it’s not a race, then it should be. The Palinish do seem to have their own unique genetic make-up.
Palin isn’t a race, dumb-dumb! (It’s a species.)
My what a racist assh*le? Drilling in? Beating up of? WHAT?
you’RE a funny guy
It’S good to see you’RE back! *squeeze*
Don’t worry about the money you advanced, Arthur. I’m sure it’ll be made up on the back end.
You win, sir, you win.
Irony!
I think you read the post title well
It’s probably bad news.
Yeah, lifting tailgating bans are pretty bad.
…That’s what we’re talking about…right?
probably, but you know, a moose also has a tail, what does tailgating a moose entail?
I believe it entails “Hitting it.”
I habeeb that it entails “200″ points.
Arthur’s more familiar with that territory than most.
Arthur’s familiar with moose entrails?
*entrails stage left*
Hey kids!
Territory…like, Canada?
The one with the moose?
What? Where…Oh, You will find that that is a coincidence, not irony.
I could tell by the gimp suit that the moose was into that.
well, if you were a moose, what would you do when you’re tailgated?
*Finds store that made the gimp suit*
*Buys suits for all my Moose*
Sit down. And fast.
Oops – too late.
ewww…
They moosed up
I’m still amoosed!
♫I’m amoosed with two sister only antlers can decide, whose car I hit toniiiiiight♫
Are you performing a moosical?
[Geordie] Thas a moose loose aboot this hoose. [/Geordie]
Eek!
Quit moosing around, guys.
They’re always up to mooschief.
it’s not geordie, it’s scots…
hahaha
The wheel of life is round, but for tha moose the wheel is very small
The wheels of life go ’round and ’round?
Stop the mooseicide! They came to this area simply to do moose things!
The moose were siblings too.
is it moose – plural: moose, or like with a goose – plural:geese, then it would be meese
All your Moose are belong to us!
All your sisters are belong to us…wait…on second thought….nevermind.
Why’d you go slack on the rein, dear?
*Stops away in a hoof*
*waves bye*
Take Caribou.
No no not…it’s “Mösen”
Yes. My wife has a lovely ledermösen costume in the wardrobe.
why is that a headline????? its obvious that the news was desprate 4 a story
My sister was bitten by a moose once.
Dang, beat me to it.
No, really!
She was Karving her initials on the møøse….
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
Came for this…. leaving satisfied.
The Direction wishes to apologise for this string of comments. The people responsible for it have been sacked.
A møøse once hit my sister.
dammit! i was going to think that
Go ahead and think it. We won’t tell.
Will you tell if I think ~this… ~and this… ~and *strettttchh* this…
*faints dramatically*
Oh, this can’t end well.
Or maybe it can?
*thinks*
*dials*
Firemenz? We have a damsel in distress on FailBlog. Can you come? Can you all come?
We haven’t been very helpful since ZA resurrected us. Could we help with her braaaaaiiinnnssss?
Easy tigers. That’s not where she keeps her brains.
Err…I might leave this to DG…
This isn’t irony.
You’re right. This isn’t ironic in the least. It’s an unfortunate coincidence.
You mean like rain, on a wedding day?
I always thought irony was a bit Fey.
Or a free ride, when you’re already there?
It’s like a death row pardon two minutes too late
*BUZZ*
Well isn’t this nice…
Don’tcha think?
Don’t cha wish your gf was a freak like me?
A good advice, that you just can’t take?
♪♫♫♪ Who woulda thought, it figures . . . ♪♫♫♪
You’re right, it’s not irony. It would be ironic if she was on her way to a moose hitting protest group or something, but this is not ironic, just an amusing coincidence.
On forest news:
Moose hit by woman on way to visit moose who was hit by her sister.
The moose had a sister?
Yes and her sister hit a moose and so on until her brother hit a deer then his brother went to see the other brother who hit a deer. So the father got in his car and went to see all the accidents and he hit a elephant well his brother came over to see his brother abd the elephant he hit and ran over an ant on the way.
I heard a tragic true story about a guy who dropped into the cesspool, the gasses made him pass out, and when his father came to get him out, he also passed out. Grandfather rushed over and went in to get them both, and also passed out.
They all drowned
Babouschka!
FUNNY
SAD AND FUUUNNNNYYY
Yes Julya that is a farm training film I saw too. It was a liquid manure pit.
…But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly–I guess she’ll die…
I found a book that said she died at the end. It was in the Children’s section of Borders. When I was young, the animals come out and she lives.
I always thought the end was that “she swallowed a horse. She’s dead, of course.”
Clickie!
You have some morbid songs for children! “Ashes, ashes, we all fall down”, “If I die before I wake…” and now this!
“When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.”
I’m surprised we’re not more messed up than we already are.
*clears throat*
WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN? ELEBENTY?
And don’t even get me started on fairy tales. Those original versions are brutal!
My favourite is Cinderella, when the ugly sisters cut their toes off to fit into the fur slippers!
“Jack fell down and broke his crown.”
“Jill came back with $2.50″
She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
Hmm, maybe that doesn’t mean what I think it means.
*giggles*
Not that version!
*boops on nose*
*skips off, whistling “Jack and Jill”*
*Pinches her toosh*
“Hiss”
I think I can… I think can… I think I came.
*Grabs mic*
“Clean up on isle 4″
Pfft. I don’t buy that, Ms B. She just didn’t know how to eat the horse right.
Hello? Department of Redundancy Department? Is this the accident branch?
There’s Tailgating in Canada? O.o
No, they only drive very close to the person in front of them
They drive in canada ?.. wow
I thought it was all forests
Who says driving? Riding is possible as well!
Think mounties!
Damn mounties.. Lackeys for the overlord moose >.>
Tha Moose rules, all hail Lord Moose
Indeed, we are so screwed when we have to move to canada due to gobal warming or WIII
They’re giving away free Wii’s in Canada?
Read more careful: You have to flee from the US because of the Wii. But don’t ask me why.
Those crazy guys at Nintendo have ratched it up a notch further with realism. Get this, the next gen Wii comes with a wall, a raquette, and a tennis ball. It’s getting so realistic.
OMG! What’s next? A pitch and a ball for Wii soccer?
Uh huh *nods*
And they’re bringing out Doom in the Fall… umm… actually…
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
*slings Wii controller through big screen TV*
Oops. . .
The term ‘global’ warming pretty much explains that it’s happening here too.
Shhhh. We don’t want the rest of the world to know about Lord Moose.
Yep stay and WII for life or move to canada.
The choice is yours
Fourwheeling, Dirtbiking, motorcycle-ing, tailgate-ing, Car Drive-ing, plenty of driving otherwise
The Swedish chef is a woman
Uhl delubskeduhl Uli kedu, skedup eduuu, Uhl uh uh, uhl uh uh ooom muck muck muck
In dis ker da boobely boobely
Bork bork bork
Gah! The blog!
*holds the threads together*
Der flambe en den poof poof
*bite bite bite*
*Looks at menu*
“How is the moose today?”
“flat”
“In that case, make mine a double stack”
Only she moosetook her car for chocolate.
it’s ok, she’s recouvering in vancouver
I wonder where the moose is recouvering
A Møøse once bit my sister.
Did she get a tetamøøse shot?
Right in the Moosetache
Moost we really talk about shots
*takes a shot*
*gasps as she kills a moose*
*GASP*
“You killed Moose, you bastard!”
“Merph Merph… Wait.. Wha?”
ZA can fix it!!
“Do we really want a zombie moose?”
*ponders*
Don’t worry Alice from Resident evil can tame it
I don’t know… what if the neighbors start to complain?
You mean the same neighbors who put up those annoying pink flamingos?
Yes!!! But don’t say that too loud… They may be listening.
*hides*
Don’t worry zombie moose will solve the flamingo problem
*pulls out from hiding*
*looks around*
“Surely you moosebe joking!”
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink”…
In soviet Russia the moose hits the sister
Comment fail
Might be a family tradition…
Yes. This is what killed my moose. My father’s moose. And my father’s father’s moose.
A downside of having a family cuckoo clock instead of a watch.
I was always alright til about 10 o’clock, but it was more than I could cope with to get peckered twelve times at midnight.
Wow its like jaws 4 they’re targeting her family.
Uncles next?
Nobody visits the moose nowadays…
It’s its own fault, really. I shouldn’t yell “get off my lawn” at cars.
Na, they like a hard bang.
Can they cope all the way down a deep issue?
♫When I was a young man I used to like girls.
I’d tickle their bodies and play with their curls.
Till my girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce.
Now you’d never be treated that way by a Moose.
Moose! Moose! I like a moose!
I’ve never had anything quite like a moose
It could be their smile, it could be their caboose.
There’s no going back, once you’ve had a moose.♪
Careful, the others might make you marry the moose.
*sob*I wish! They keep telling me Moose aren’t into commitment, and then going off to migrate. *sniff*
“Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya. “
OMG! A movie reference I got and didn’t have to Google.
*happydances*
*gives Chase*
Praise Marty Moose!
*does the Marty Moose dance*
This would be a great “ironic fail”…if it was actually ironic instead of coincidental. Dictionary! Failblog fail.
Spot on. One could say the confusion of coincidence with irony is ironic – maybe…
Nah, it’s merely coincidental.
Aw, did you guys read the article? The moose was pregnant; the calf didn’t survive.
Omg. The working moose wasn’t on the pill?
@ The Vampire Mistress
Moosetly sure that its correct
You moosed have forgotten how to reply.
Well if you Moost Insist the I agree, Moostly
Why moost there a limoose o replies? so moostly wrong
It’s not Ironic, it’s just coincidental. Hilariously coincidental. How the hell do you hit a moose?
Can’t believe you’re the first one to notice…don’t they teach that in school nowadays?
A moose once bit my sister….
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti
:>
irony win if you ask me
I second that!
At first, I was wondering if the fail was the headline below: “Ban on tailgating may be lifted”.
thats not ironic… Its just stupid. look up irony in the dictionary.
They obviously both refused to give that moose a muffin
Squirrel!
OMG..The Funny thing is I KNOW these People. One of them is my daughter’s Grandmother, and the other is my daughter’s Aunt. The Grandmother was on her way to visit her Sister (The Aunt) and to pick up my Daughter…
Van was a total write off…
also the theme for a childrens book, ala “the house that jack built”
600 pages and counting
Oh my god, I read about this in the newspaper just the other day! I can’t believe that this headline just popped up on this website! Holy Crap!
Same here, Dude. It’s funny seeing a page of the Province showing up here.
100 mile house wooo ! (this kinda thing is not unexpected from there, hope their ok, moose are dangerous and getting hit by a car only angers them)
It must be a slow day if this even made it into the paper…
not irony, just coincidence. so yes, ironic fail. a beautiful coincidence, however.
No, ironic coincidence.
Gah! you stole my Fail! I went down town and bought this paper to pu ton Fail blog! lol Nice to see great minds think alike
stuck in continuous loop
this is not ironic, this is a coincidence
But it was a funny coincidence!
Don’t drive in Canada, they have attack moose! Mooses? Meese?… Just don’t go there!
So what if they hit the same moose??
This is the paper I get every morning here in vancouver. I actually read this, I laughed my ass off.
Have they fitted a new one yet?
@ benji
ME TOO!! that was last weeks province
lol there is nothing unusual or funny about this… its just the way she goes in canada
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