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Dog being attacked by a werewoman?
I was thinking the Grinch there for a second except paler
look shopped!
I think the dog was a gift.
i mean…wtf. seriously
And how do you come to that conclusion?
its a man
on second thoughts, its an it.
All those possessed by devils stand in the corner.
But it’s a circle room!
The pads on the walls aren’t for the mad. But you’ll still need to wear this comfy jacket for a bit.
I like white.
I like turtles. Gah, wha?
and he likes dogs and the dog really likes it
If it’s done safely, theraputically, there’s no danger involved.
That doesn’t look therapeutic to me…
Therapeutic, ya. This photo reminds me of a massage I had in Thailand. It’s just missing the surgical mask.
Indeed, the dog really really likes it
people
Is it one of those fun jackets that makes you hug yourself a lot?
Pictures like these make me cry….
Oh really? Why’s that sleepy Lexi?
He look-a like-a man.
LOL!
Rated: XX
Yup, looks like a pretty fit XX to me. Batshìt crazy, sure, but she’s no XY.
A she-he-it — abbreviated s/h/it.
imho he looks like pete doherty
After a long week.
yeah, matthew lillard really let himself go.
…michael jackson?
Sean Burns
hahah sean burns. The freaky weirdo of the BMX community
Looks like a woman to me
WHOA, now that is disturbing!
That’s better than distending!
But not as good as distilling!
Looks more like distemper.
When hubby caught her she was disavowed.
Can you blame him for being distraught?
It’s disheartening.
I feel disaffected at this disgusting display.
Meh….Just disinterested.
I think you’re just distracted.
I find the whole thing distasteful.
I believe the dog will need to be dissinfected.
LOL!!!!!!!!!! XD
Dis is getting ridiculous.
OMFG, stop raping that dog, you dog molester!
Oh no, doggy style isn’t until next week, at the next full moon. That’s when she gets really wolfie.
Lycanthropy runs on a schedule?
Well the moon does have a pattern for when its full.
Beastiality…she’s doing it wrong.
Well, you know, when a dog says no…
taxidermy,….. she’s doing it oh so right
Hush, I had to have my ferret put to sleep today, I dun wanna think these thoughts
I’d be perfectly happy to come around and give your erm…ferret a good stuffing
no, tonight I’ll bury her in the woods.
a sad moment
Sorry to hear about your ferret Julya.
thank you, she was with us for more than 9 years
where are you storing said ferret until tonight?
see reply a bit lower
Old age? or disease? What was the ferrets name?.
I held a ferret for the first time a month ago, I was scared of it.LOL
She had an abcess, and had it for more than two years. It was inoperable, so she was just a big, yet tiny fighter.
Her name was Wies, and she wasn’t scary at all, in fact she’s the only ferret I know that liked to kiss
Thank you for sharing Julya. May the rest of your day be happy knowing she was loved by someone special.
I’m so sorry for your loss, Julya.
*sympathetic squeezies*
Thanks
*hug*
I killed a ferret with my bare hands once.
Animal Lover (not like the picture) disapproves.
Ganny, She said ferret…NOT pole cat *sigh
doh!
I’m the pole cat in this house!
Is that milk in your saucer?
erm, not in my saucer…
In your cup?
I’m not sure i like where this is going……
in her blanky in the cat-carrier in the back of my car
no worries
*squeeze*
(I come here to not be sad!)
*squeeze*
Sincerely sorry to hear about your ferret Julya
Granny. It’s always a pleasure to see your ferret being taken for a run
Dude, not the right time.
*boils up vats of black, ebil (read: girly:)) coffee*
*fills numerous tubs*
*
safety**gestures invitingly*
*pauses a moment, looks over shoulder*
*appears … nauseous*
Only our Granny can find a way to gross out a zombie.
*gestures invitingly*
*falls face first into a tub*
*stops moving*
She hates it when he rolls over and goes to sleep.
All she wants to do is cuddle and talk in the afterglow.
Yeah and he seemed so keen when she was putting on his lipstick.
yeah lipstick! (this thread makes me happy)
*kisses granny, leaving a big lipstick stain*
LOL! I never thought dog breath could be so goood!
*squeeze!*
*pant*
oh sorry! *removes pants*
*doesn’t say who’s*
We all know it wasn’t my pants, I am not wearing any!
lol! me neither!
Then who’s? Cause I’m wearing a skirt today.
*peers at Enrique, who’se sitting behind a table*
i didn’t recognise him without my eglesias on
I am wearing pant a loons…..does that count?
Are you sure K@?
*peers down*
not anymore you’re not! *points*
*flees*
*tries on K@’s pants*
*twirls*
*click*
I haven’t seen that tatoo yet.
*swipes cash*
*goes shopping for clothes to wear*
*grumbles*
♫Who wears short shorts? I wear short shorts!♫
Not me apparently.
*Continues shopping hiding modesty with Bukkit*
*Picks out a lil latex number for K*
Hmmm, I would, but it is in the 90′s here at the moment, I do not want to be the human equivilent of a boil in the bag dinner.
Wow, it even comes with an easy access ziper.
*Cuts vent holes*
Taadaa!
*dresses K@ in a summer dress*
Too hot, summer dress it is.
Sorry to dissapoint.
*buys latex for cooler weather*
Latex n zippers! Mmmm
*Squeeks away in my latex*
Wear that in the heat and you could lose pounds in that thing. Or get them
So we are looking at a picture of a guy humping a dog and people are virtually taking off their pants…WOW
You had to be there…
And here, and here, and here.
The flying-burrito apparently doesn’t know where he/she/it is and the group he/she/it has stumbled upon! . . .and on a day when GCF is around, too. . .God help him/her/it if people taking off pants bothers him/her/it.
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
(not wearing pants here in TX either)
*sighs*
I miss Brewski…
*sigh, sign pass*
*puts his grubby decaying hands on parchment*
*moves it to the next peep*
*sign, sign, sigh, pass*
*sigh sign sigh passout*
*puff, puff, pass*
*sign, sign, pass*
*sign, sign, pass*
WTF ZA!!!??? You read things before you sign them?
Wow! I am shocked!
*squeeze*
*hot shower*
Awesome image, but fits better on Picture is Unrelated
The devil raises its ugly head..Poor Dog!
Yes, J. This is why you need to know what you’re doing when you start using collars during sex. It’s a tragedy that this dog is the latest victim of amatures playing with erotic asphyxiation.
with a nick knack paddy whack…
*whacks hard*
*slips Julya granny’s bone*
*opens mouth, fangs glistening in the sunlight*
this old man came limping home
Rough night? Sore head?
You feed her too much fish
I guess it’s still better than no breath at all……hmmmm that gives me an idea
ZA, RUN!
why does it smell like brains when I wee?
Oh no, I’m not falling for that again.
fuuuuuuuck face!
You’d like that huh?
You gonna strap one on?
Peg, is that you?
What?
La Belle et la Bête
That dog is pretty but I wouldn’t call it a beauty.
Yeah. And now it’s not moving. I’m pretty sure she screwed the pooch on this one
*gets flee collar*
Cant you see the dog is wife, only a wife can do be so still and have the headache look during sex
The dog is obviously not female…rethink this please?
The one is a red is a IT, so maybe the dog is gay or special. I have seen dog do alot of things that just not right >.>
*thumps gibberish translator*
Why won’t this thing ever work right?
*brings new batteries*
Is it plugged in?
*comes in carrying spare parts*
Oh, whoops. I had to borrow a few parts from it. Let me try to put it back together.
Oh my, you tried to use the oral parts from the translator?
Well, I needed them for mumbledy.
*runs from thread*
At least she left the parts. Hey, why are these all sticky??
Come back here, you!
*grabs Ms B by the ankle*
Aaack!
*falls on face*
*picks Ms B up*
*dusts her off*
*squeezes*
Ooof! Thanks.
*squeeze*
Is it turned-on?
aren’t you supposed to stick it in your ear?
He thought it was going to blow his mind.
Ohh yes, my head is blown. That was the question, right?
In public?!?!
Well, wasn’t DrB hanging his pop-up out the window of his car yesterday? I don’t know why you’re shocked.
It’s the only reason I find international flights a drag.
you fly international flights in drag?
Is Dr B a twisted sister? *muses*
well he had to pin the dog down! every time you let go of one of the legs to lift the tail it runs away
So why the bodysuit?
the rubber one was at the cleaners
Or on loan to a friend (best).
who didn’t bring it back on time!
bad dog bad! no biscuit!
*rolls over for a biscuit*
awe!
red rocket! red rocket! who’s a good boy? red rocket!
I only just learnt that term a couple of hours ago.
I think it means something straining against denim, right?
South Park ref.
ht tp://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/74977
The dog’s face is priceless.
“Yeah, human, very funny. Ha ha. Now can you please leave me alone?”
Be afraid, very afraid.
how do you like your sex?
ruff!
in a red bodysuit, with a contorting face and holding a dog weirdly!
Just go easy on the ears.
how about the nostrils?
hahahahahha
Ya ll are a trip! I love coming across these threads! The pic? I could do without!
Can you at least wipe it off?
Are you from Austin?
*takes shot*
*Strikes a pose*
oh oh tequila!
Mama Mia!
This again?
*distracts*
What if I could use a good shot?
Oops. You’d better take this, then.
*gives tequila*
*drinks tequila*
Thanks. The coffee wasn’t doing me any good.
*squeeze*
*gets all angry looking*
Who is shooting at K@?
*hides slingshot in Leila’s locker*
*reviews book of revenges*
Hmmm…
This is almost as scary as the dentist teddy bear that will always haunt people’s dreams.
hahahahahahhahahahahaahaa!! that man-woman-whatever scares =S hahahah
Hah my little doggie.. are you ticklish HERE!!?!!!?!!?
*cackles ebilly*
How about …. HERE!!!!??!!
No
*Applies nipple clamps*
*flees*
Wait I have nipples?
*Nodddddddssss*
*flicks the clamps*
See!
I see.
Well then carry on.
WE HAVE AN “EEK” FACE NOW???
That’s Jules’ O face!
♫Can’t read my, Can’t read my O face♫
*Flees*
I guess he needs to poker better.
Last I checked he had a straight in his hand, so he should get the pot!
*prods instead*
WHAT GODDESS????? I pasted those several times!! We’ve had EEK for a long time.
You don’t pay attention to me. 
OH, YOU DID NAWT!
Mammal…the clue is in the name.
Nope, nothing.
evil!!!
This needs a caption competition
Wouldn’t this technically be a WTF win? Because I certainly WTF’d.
I agree. I also think it’s a sense of humor win.
This isn’t how I i magined my hump day starting.
♫Ms B’s humps, her humps her humps her humps♫
Have you ever been so angry, …
make up sex is the best
Angry come-hear-lets-get-rid-of-that-stress sex is pretty good too.
LOL! too much teeth!
That’s why I pick-up at the bingo palour. Doncha just love dentures?
Yes, I’d like to order a gallon of brain-bleach, please. Industrial strength. Can you ship that Express?
I’m sorry, but all of our Express trucks have broken down. The soonest I can get it to you is July 15th. Will that work?
I could help, but I don’t guarantee you’ll remember anything afterward.
just lying there asking for it like that, dogs these days tsk tsk
When I was a boy an older woman taught me it’s okay to get really debaucherous behind closed doors. Now I see this, at a bbq no less!
They’re behind closed doors. Garage doors, it appears, but closed nonetheless.
are you sure it wasn’t behind clothed doors?
What fun would that be?
well he is wearing a full-body red suit, possibly crotchless, at least that’s what i like to think
Urk!
*Stops thinking*
*runs for the brain bleach*
*hides in the vat*
Granny surprise?
*Beats feet*
*tastes*
Hmmm the wine has a taint to it today.
I just put a little tea bag in there
You have a point. As long as the fun and interesting body parts are exposed…
Would clothed doors look anything like this? videogamingnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_doors_-_waiting_for_the_sun-front.jpg
and boy does he look angry!
SOOOOO ITCHYYYYY!!!!!!!!
*SCRATCH*
only rubbing myself up against this dog seems to help
Fine
*retracts her claws*
*watches the dogs reactions*
ok no, please, please continue
*shakes her paws and the claws reapper, glistening and sharp*
*grins, a glint in her eyes*
*whips out the scratch post*
*hangs a bell on it*
*The dog starts salivating.*
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plz vote
Buzz, your girlfriend, Woof!
she’s a hairy b!tch, but you can’t beat the tongue action
*runsawayfast*
He just wants to get his hands on those puppies
Litter bug.
6 nipples are better than 2!
Ugh! Talk about bumpin’ uglies.
Gives paws for reflection!
crouch tail paws…. engage!
it’s a only way to keep his coat so shiney and his nose wet
um, dude…. that’s a chick
That’s a f*cking devil in the bedroom.
Does she have a number?
Yep, 666.
dog has boner
Really? Mine is 667, the neighbor of the beast.
Actually, the number of the beast has been recalculated to 616.
Hey, puppy, what’s long and red and right behind you?
Don’t you wish that he would just roll over and squish it to death?
how is it a fail? its just creepy :/
ok, I have been rude enough for one day. I’m off home for some self flagellation. byee
And you better make sure you punish yourself enough for your antics today. Make yourself reeeeeeeeeeally sorry.
Or else!
*Taps crop*
I’m off too, time for sports!
cardiac massage gone oh so wrong (ok last one for sure)
looks like jim breuer…
Meth is a hell of a drug.
*ssr*pe ypu dog as woman
on meth you can
This guy really f*cked the dog in this picture.
*Clickie*
it a woman at least i think it is one.
You’re right! And the dog’s a guy!
It’s a man baby!
NO CLICKIES!!! Clickies are
!!!!!!
*Licks the clicks*
Never, I go all natural.
i think that actually may be a woman
No, I guess it’s a woman-man.
this guys name is sean burns, he is a bmxer that does stuff like this
I would have said : What The Fail ?!
raping dog
Looks like some serious gas to me.
yuhhh
))
surprize butt seks!!
Oh Noes! The witch from Left 4 dead is gonna kill that dog!
Turn that flashlight off, she’s looking really pissed!
haaaa thats pretty scary! ! ! ! ! !
oh boy, someone actually took a picture of dad riding the dog again…
Except for the angry thing in the red unitard, the dog and the dirty floor; this is a really hot and sexy picture!
When zombies eat all the humans, it is dogs turn …
Surprise buttsecks, you’re doin it wrong.
Damn, that dog is fat.
WTF?! I wish I had a jump suit like that =(
I think i am going to have nightmares….
ewww….
Is it a guy… or woman???
It’s a guy. The huge adam’s apple gives it away.
I know this sound gross but it look like the dog is about to get ra*ed
thats sean burns!
look him up on google hes crazy on a bike
type sean burns bmx in google video
crazzzyy dude
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I assumed the person was a woman. The caption says “man.” Hmmm…
If this was a motivational poster, the caption would be
“Rape:
You’re doing it wrong, woman!”
SHAGGY AND SCOBBY DOO
wtf, tenso??
That is one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen
his name is Sean Burns, and he is a stupid bmx rider:D
SEAN BURNS
pretty sure that whatever is going on is that pic is illegal.
omg it’s crazy uncle Joe!
Fido NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Why does everyone on this website try and masquerade as an editorial caption writer? These comments have become terribly annoying.. especially the ones written by the red panda avatar… get a life.
awwww. You are such an angel. Taking time out of the only life you’re ever going to have to read comments you find annoying and then post about your thoughts is such a great altruistic favor to future readers. I’m proud *sniff*. You should be proud *sniff*.
You’re a panda???
OMG, and here I thought…
Yes. That white on my face is fur.
It’s a wah!
What’s a wah?
Just another name for the red panda, a creature of preposterous cuteness.
Haha thanks. Coulda been worse…you could have said Poonya! I recently went to a place where there is a large breeding program. They’re very cool little fellas
Never heard of the term Poonya…but yes, I want to catch one and bury my face in its tail.
While fur is okay, I just can’t go for whiskers…so cuz your account says you’re a bloke, unless you can think of a good medical reason, this is not the avatar you are looking for : P hahaha.
Now, who ever heard of a cat without whiskers? *purrs*
Well, I suppose…if you wear a surgical mask…gah what am I saying! hehe *waves*
I suppose I should make it clear that there is more than one version of myself, although they are both quite similar. Pictures are provided under “My Pics”, assuming you’d care to see.
OH NOES! Cruella Devil!
That’s De Ville!
“I will kill you doggy!! AND THEN I GONNA EAT YOU!!!”
thats the best BMXer of our time
dont u people relize this is a pro bmxer? metal bikes? nvm u all fail at life
Like you fail at communicating?
It doesn’t matter who he is, he still looks like he’s a clownsh!t loonball. And before you start saying that we fail at life, why don’t you stop failing at typing.
That ladies and gentlemen is Sean Burns!
0-30s: great BMX fails.
30s-3min: wow BMX street stunts.
creepy O_O
Sean Burns will chew you up and spit you out!
That guy’s face looks like somebody screwed up with the facial settings on Garry’s mod.
That’s like “The Grinch Who Stole My Dog’s Virginity”
I like that bucket. its a nice bucket….
sean burns niggggaaaaa
Is that a dude or a chick?
looks like my english teacher
That’s a pretty intense moment.
mmm. Cheese
Why is joe jonas raping that dog???
its just a photo of sean burns laying over a sleeping dog in a weird outhouse outfit… being weird, what you people dont have a sense of humor? if this was a photo of dave chappelle or will ferrell it wouldnt be on here
So THIS is how Monkey D. Luffy learned Gear 2nd!
wtf
what i find really sad is this looks like someone i know,and something they would do. (except not as old xD)
he’s my hero!
\m/ Sean Burns \m/
I always do that with my dog when I’m wearing my red tights
poor dog XD
Do I even want to know?