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bobble head jesus step aside!
Is it just me or does he look blacker in the small picture to the left.
Maybe that picture was taken after he went on vacation
God = weapon = WIN
his smoting finger is not what it used to be. give the man-deity a break.
This particular deity won’t be doing any smiting today, then. That looks more like a light machine gun than a russian assault rifle.
God can Smote you whoever he wants. He’s God.
Then Morgan Freeman made him black again
^^WIN
Morgan Freeman is god.
George Burns is god!
an the devil =oD
No that’s Jack Nicholson
Where can I get one of these, He would go great with my Buddy Christ!
There’s a store in Seattle called Archie Mcphee’s that has a ton of stuff like this. They do have an online catalog.
Omg… you just made my day
Dude, no. Jack Nicholson is Buddy Reidel. Can there be any other?
Alanis Morissette is God!
Actually, if you are referring to Jesus, he was neither black nor white. He most likely looked more Middle Eastern, or at least his skin color did.
Please post his pic. I have to see this. BTW – do you have a pic of mohhamed?
I do. I’ll show you in a face-to-face meeting if you promise not to betray me like the last guy and go telling the Muslims.
Dude, nobody knows what Jesus looked like. He lived before there were cameras! If he was Jewish he was probably more like a really tan white guy. And that’s because he was outside a lot. And there aren’t any pictures of Muhammed either. He lived before cameras too.
what about paintings? he wasnt before those.
I knew god was awesome but not this much
I knew Gandalf was awesome, but i didn’t know he was God.
Yes! Gandalf the White with an AK-47! Awesome! That’s definitely not God, he doesn’t need the AK-47! It’s just an extension of Gandalf’s fireworks.
maybe his smoting finger is not what it used to be?
He decided a kalashnikov AK-47 did the job better.
WIN not fail lol
IKR?!?
This is a freaking win
Definitely a WIN. The only fail here is on failblog’s part.
this can’t be true.
Don’t doubt him. He’ll bust a cap (or a few) in your ass, you non-believer!
Star Trek reference FTW!
I…don’t think so.
I…believe it’s…true…son.
It’s a series of parody religious action figures. I’ve seen them before. They’re meant to be funny though, so the joke’s on Failblog.
Look out, God has an AK-47 and a snuggie!
Does he have karate chop action?!?!
Does he have karate chop action
or kung-fu grip?
I 2nd. That’s a big WIN!!!
That body looks like a recycled Luke Skywalker. The Rifle dosent resemble an AK47 at all. I call shenanigans on their Quality control.
it looks nothing like an AK47 i concur!
That’s GOD’s AK-47, deal with it.
It’s a modded AK; he calls it “Jesus”.
^Winner!
That’s totally a recycled Luke Skywalker, and I am embarassed to say that I noticed it.
well Luke is kind of like god, all powerful, good, self-righteous, and blasting the &*$^ out things for our amusement (also, the gun appears to be a civilian variant of one of the HK SMGs with a couple of little add ons. but then 9mm to 7.62mm is probably easier than water to wine….)
Don’t feel too embarrassed; I noticed it too lol.
WTF? God’s toting around a sub-machine gun?
If I were in charge, God would at least have a .50 cal with a bi-pod.
but He’s God, if He wanted to He could destroy the planet with a NERF gun.
Watch out, He is about to smite the wicked!
looks like God needs weapons to rule……….
No, dummy. God needs weapons to kick some ass.
Burning bush, schmurning bush. Now he is packing real heat. I still prefer the turning to a pillar of salt option, it had more panache.
You Have Just WON the internet
As opposed to Allah who needs idiots with dynamite vests to keep his followers in line.
I think they are the same guy.
They are, Allah means “The (One) God” in Arabic. Either way, they both have nutjob worshipers.
all too true
The gun is to keep them from getting too close, even God can’t stand these crazies.
God=Allah=Yahweh=Jehovah
The real reason people kill each other in the name of god is because they don’t agree on his name.
For a moment I thought you said “Jenova”. Which, fortunately, is not the same person.
that’s a most definate WIN, actually
spelling fail, actually.
why does GOD ALMIGHTY have a rifle?
To look cool. Besides, he can’t be almighty. He needs something with what he could kill non-believers.
This explains all that violence in the Middle East.
Finally, proof that god created the Russians in his own image.
coz he is a murderer? but i understand your concern mass murderers don’t need a personal weapon.
look at meh, I wanna voice my opinion on God online.
lololol
EPIC WIN. Man that made me laugh hard. GOD FTW.
the omnipotence paradox: can god create a weapon so powerful that even he would wield it.
Chuck Norris does not need a gun to beat god
Looks like Saruman with an AK-47
I think God’s tower is under his cod-piece.
there is also a jesus available – with ninja throwing nails
Blasphemy! I laughed, though, so I guess I’m guilty too. Good thing Big G and Little J have a sense of humor.
(If you don’t think so, watch the people walk around at Wal-Mart.)
google god jesus robot
Why does God Almighty need a hallowed cloak of invulnerability?
damn…can’t find this one on ebay :/
Apparently the Republicans have an action figure company
Democrats call them dolls.
Does he hold the gun by its barrel , or what? Since his hands dont have the hole big enough to hold the gun properly.
Nvm , he’s Jesus.. the gun probably floats.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never run around and desert you!
^^Another WIN
Wow.
The cape.
The assault rifle.
The manly stance.
God Almighty.
Maybe the gun is actually god while the beardy white guy is called Smithers.
Absolutely a win!
I know the actual FAIL, the assault rifle isn’t a AK47
i know it looks like an m16 with a retarded stock
Not a fail.
This was created as part of a series for an art project by a student, never marketed.
That would certainly explain the Skywalker body. I hope adding the rifle got them an A. It’s such subtle surrealism.
WTF’s He need the gun for?
…To loo cool!
How the hell else is he supposed to shoot people?
With his finger.. like Pew..Pew ? No?
WANT!!!
He can stand next to Buddy Christ!
“When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power … like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.”
Simpsons Win!
Ever since his power was slightly weakened in an epic battle with Satan, God need something to even the odds if he wanted to beat Chuck Norris.
It looks like one of those homemade action figures people try to sell to suckers on ebay. I’d say the person took the body of an Obi-Wan Kenobi or Luke Skywalker and put another figure’s head on it.
XD I’ll buy it to a friend of mine who already has a jesus christ… but the weapon is kinda weird.
and then he will only need the holy spirit to complete the trinity XD. (a dove, easy to find.)
Your friend might appreciate the Baby Jesus buttplug a little more. I know all my friends have.
OMG! This is a WIN!!!
Best toy concept EVER!
I knew there was a reason I want an AK over an AR-15…no God complex here…
These were never meant to be taken seriously. IIRC, there was also a Mohammed and a Jesus.
Definitely a WIN. I would love to add one of these figures to my collection. There could be a huge industry in it – Mary Magdelene with mace (spray); Noah, with long beard, wooden boat and The Idiots Guide to Animals; Satan with clown wig and nose, the possibilities are endless.
how about that codpiece?!
Want
Now that’s a God I can worship!
Win, win, win xDDDD *is laughing her ass off*
What’s he wearing?
It looks like the Snuggie craze has hit Heaven.
Thats stupid, thats not an AK-47!? XD
Fake it says ak47 and assault rifle WTF why don’t they say one cuz the ak47 is an assualt rifle
I am wondering what God would be doing with an inferior weapon? The weapon of our enemies, no less. God is on OUR side, he would most definitely be using an M-16/M-4!
noooeeeeessss – an “Steyr Aug” AR would be the best companion for our savior ^^
I like how the person who submitted this cropped out the company name, Jesus Christ superstore. It’s a humor site that sells this kind of stuff.
Thats awesome!
http://web.archive.org/web/20070821215923/http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/index.html
It was a joke website from a long time ago, that’s that last iteration of it via archive.org. They had an Allah action figure as well!
They had an amazing video for the Jesus Action Figure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haitxwIYj3Y
WIN!!! Where can I buy this???
Google Jesus Christ Superstore.
God’s packing. And I’m not talkin bout the gun…
WANT!!!!!!!
This isn’t a fail. This is a win. There’s a company that sells a whole series of armed biblical action figures as joke gifts.
this is probably the biggest win of all.
Everybody knows that God’s caliber is .30-06 through an M1 Garand and not that puny 7.62×39 popgun
I need to buy this. Where do I get it? The Jesus Christ Superstore is gone..
Any tips?
Not sure where to find this specific item, but Archie McPhee has a lot of similar stuff:
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/categories/Awesome-Stuff/Religion/
I don’t find anything similar..
am i the only one who found the fail to be the text above his head? ‘His is the kingdom, the power and the glory’
I believe that the fail is.. that that thingy is not an AK?
Multiclassing. Because Wizards run out of spells
Actually, that is an epic win!
does this mean that there is a whole line of Jesus Christ Super Star toys out there? I need to get me a black leather jacket-wearing Judas!
right on!!
I just had a Dirty Harry vision. God as Harry, Satan as the bad guy.
GOD: I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Jericho missile launcher (Biblical/Iron Man reference, naturally), the most powerful weapon in the Universe, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Internet to you.
I CREATED MAN, KALISHNIKOV MADE YOU ALL EQUAL!
DO WANT!
this is from jesuschristsuperstore com they had all different action figure on there
DO WANT. SERIOUSLY.
sorry but, I gotta call this one a ‘Pass’ .. I’d buy it!
LOL I’m not trying to offend anyone, and before the insults fly, no, I may not be christian, but nor am I a satanist, terrorist, etc..
but.. I am a smart ass, and I have a sense of humor.
G.I. God looks pretty cool. LOL perhaps more people WOULD follow a god that walks around with a machine gun.. this IS the modern millennium and all.. and burning bushes are SOO ‘Old Testament’
Something about graven images, damnation… i dunno. Might give this one a pass at the market.
they should also have packaged it with a hand grenade…
if you don’t get it.. your just not dork enough have an awesome sense of humor.. LOL
oh, funny. God use russian guns. LOL
Collect the whole set! Order your Shiva, Buddha, Zeus, Osirus, Guru Narnak, Moses, and Mohammad (not shown) dolls today! Engage them in an epic battle in your backyard and finally settle the world’s holy wars!
hahah, You can’t be a God Almighty without your trusty AK 47!
Never leave your cloud without it!
true that i love my AK
Punching sinners in the hooter with a mitten full-o-jesus, he reserves the right to AK smite the foolish non believers!
My god can beat up your god!!
With a hail of bullets!
I wanna see the stats on his ‘hallowed cloak’
Excuse me, I’d… just like to ask a question… What does God need with a Kalashnikov?
Early start on Shatnerday for the win.
Even god can see the apparent greatness of the Kalashnikov.
this is an epic win
This is the most awesome thing ever. Period.
The only fail here is that that gun isn’t an AK-47. At least it doesn’t look like a normal one.
Actually, that’s pretty epic.
I want one. >>
Osama Bin Father
Jedi Master God. (bow)
win!
sooo awesome!
The head is from a Lord of the Rings action figure set it’s Gandalf i know this because i bought one 2 weeks ago at a garage sale for $5 then sold it for $40 on ebay.
This is not a fail. I remember seeing it about 10 years ago. Somebody did this for an art project. Failblog fail.
Also why are the comments on this site filled with people riffing on each other and not being funny while they do it? Very little discussion of the actual post goes on.
looks like santa on vacation
I’m sorry but this is a major WIN, not a fail. I love it.
Agreed
Need need need need need need!
And I want one, too.
Epic, Biblical win!
why is this a fail ? it seems like the perfect all American, NRA gun toting, we love Sara Palin, kill em all ,icon of god to me . i am surprised this is not the replacement for the flag in this glorious ideocracy in which i find myself .
WIN
DOUBLE FAIL, that’S not a kalashnikov >:l
The sad thing is that the gun isn’t even an AK-47……….
ROFL!!!!! I have to post about this!!! That’s a win for me! That must be the most powerful superhero ever!! SUCK IT SUPERMAN!!!
What’s wrong with this? A man-made figure who supposedly has superpowers and a sidekick (Jesus) who also has powers. Looks like a new superhero to me.
Looks more lke a WIN to me.
It’s time for some divine intervention!
There is absolutely nothing bad about this thing.
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
This is most definitely NOT a fail. Huge win. Where can I buy one?
That’s not even an AK… >_<
EPIC FAIL !
Oh dear god..
Why isn’t this considered an epic win?
I feel so much better, here home alone, knowing that I can defend myself and our home with God’s choice of gun.
I wonder what St. Michael carries?
This should totally be a win.
Not a win unless your a muslim.
Holy crap!! That’s not even an AK-47..
I don’t know why, but that gun reminds me of the lancer from gears of war.
Hopefully we get some bad-ass saints out of this!
hahahahaha in GOD we trust!
I wonder if it was made in China.
What type of product it is i can’t understood.
how it works and what is its importance………