*whew* I thought I had lost them so long ago. It’s why I haven’t been coming on. I was worried someone would mention them and I would have to admit I was careless with the party cards.
I knew the government’s been hiding new technology from us, but clickable newspaper? I never thought such a thing would exist! It’s like the iPad, but foldable!
Whenever I see Error 404 it reminds me of a teacher in Jr. High. Whenever he was fed up with a student, he sent them to Room 404. I can still hear his heavy Tongan accent “Go to Room 4OH4!”
♪ Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
His two kids in high school
They tell him that he’s uncool
Cuz he’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985 ♪
Stupid people. Never seen an hyperlink? You must press on it. It should change color when you pass your finger over it, meaning that it is a link. Pressing on it will bring you to a new page.
This isn’t a fail at all. You see, this article is just taunting the newspaper industry as a precursor of its downfall and the uprising of electronic media. Quite the win indeed.
Wow, the #fail is clearly because an article was written for the web. Doesn’t that count for something? Or do we just bash so-called old-media no matter what?
In this case, any newspaper bashing should be about about poor copy-editing not because this particular paper doesn’t get it.
We must be nearing God-like perfection if no one here ever made, in zach’s words a “COPY PASTE” mistake.
I’ll take a Fiesta hatchback with manual transmission, thanks.
But wouldn’t readers of the print edition prefer a Grand Marquis? Driven at 15 MPH below the speed limit in the left lane with the right blinker on for miles at a time? Or maybe it’s time to give up the ol’ license and hop on the Seniors Shopping Shuttle…
It’s from the Friday edition from about a month ago. Trust me, I live there and I would know because that paper no longer exists. I think it was a review for the “Hey-urn-dee” Santa Fe. Which would mean that this was the final weekday version of that paper.
First. Derp.
WORST derp.
Classic example of what happens when someone prints a web page. How totally retro!
Click! Click! Nothing is happening!
oh it will work at 2020
Hell yeah. My flying car’ll be driving me to where ever the hell I want to and we’ll be reading the newspaper on a damn kindle. or whatever
That’s why it’s a newspaper FAIL. >_____________>
Oh! THAT’S why… Thanks.
Except it’d still be underlined, and probably blue since we can see colour here as well. Not to mention that it’s printed on newspaper.
Wait. I thought the newspaper was the source of all information? Now I’m just bloody confused.
Back to the future!
When were you in the future?
Sounds more like back to the past to me. Printed media is associated with the past, not the future!
No, it’s more like, “Well, the past sucks. Back to the future, everyone!” *ushers everybody back into the time machine*
Interfacing can be so difficult these days.
You’ll have to go old skool with your mouse O.o
click
Haha early adopter to all the hard work!
Clicky no working! Someone report this to the Webmaster!
*pokes with pen*
There.
You’re doing it wrong K@
.
*squeeze*
Naturally.
*squeeze*
*Tackles L and K@*
*squeezes the buhjezzes outta dem!*
Okay, march right back here young lady and put the buhjezzes right where you found them!
*squeeze*
*Sulks…. brings back the buhjezzes*
Oi, dats mine cheeky!
*pokes*
Ohh you swim at my local beach, you mean?
I’m clicking the hatchback. Every time.
I clicked a hunchback once. He was pissed.
I clicked with a hunchback once. He was cool.
Naturally – he loved your bells!
I read that as balls. Mah bad…
I licked a hunchback once. I can confirm he was pissed.
You were supposed to flick. Not lick.
The pissed hunchback smelt of tequila.
He was going for the lick, sip, suck
♪ Take one down, pass it around, 99 left on the. . . ♪
Wait, is this really a drinking game?
Just keep drinking!
It’s OK, Judy has them still. Those are the stunt versions.
Oh swell. I guess it’s better than waking up one kidney short.
Or your horn…
*hides new cards*
*doesn’t say where*
*plans another outing with the girls*
*Drinks*
*whew* I thought I had lost them so long ago. It’s why I haven’t been coming on. I was worried someone would mention them and I would have to admit I was careless with the party cards.
I thought we were supposed to click his Bic?
DG, is that an ink stain?
Mmm, no, that’s something else.
Ohhh I see. You know, the trick to getting candle wax out is to cover it with paper and iron it gently. Soaks right up.
Wax on, wax off?
Wax on, whacks off?
:b
I think you were supposed to flip the switch.
I think it was supposed to be flip the witch.
I thought it was flip and stitch.
trip and pitch?
EEEEEEEE!!!!! OMG!! The technology is already here!!!!
*clicks repeatedly*
Um, Leila…that’s not where you’re supposed to click…
*plugs mouse on another side of the newspaper and clicks*
*Clicks*
*pauses*
*Clicks some more*
*Calls tech guy.. This thing is broken!*
*inspects*
*whacks with hammer*
*curses*
*wanders away*
*sticks out bottom lip, pouts*
*Looks for power button, Reboot!*
Reboot before corset.
Is it turned on?
Is it plugged in?
Has it had a virus scan?
*Plugs in*
Eureka!
*Blinks*
*shrugs*
Damn, really really hard copy.
Put some lotion or vegan BaconLube™ on it. That’ll soften it up.
Dulcolax?
Wait wait wait. What part of the pig do they use for vegan BaconLube™ so that it doesn’t hurt the pig?
The hair?
Only in extreme cases.
I made my hubby chocolate pudding pie for father’s day and I was thinking about you. Is that bad?
…Depends what you were thinking….*worries*
*flees*
*panics*
*collars*
Sheesh…I thought we took care of that problem!
Way OT but it’s really pissing me off:
Is anyone else getting that extremely annoying xfinity phuqing pop up every time the page gets refreshed?!?!?
No, work does a really really good job at stopping all that nosensical rubbish!
Yeah, I get pop-ups, but not on my pc.
Well don’t wave it out of the window!
Oh but that’s how I love to drive. Set the old cruise control, and hang my pop-up out the window. Pooches are onto something, yanno.
I should !magine that it is quite hard driving like that!
You bet! But in the right car it makes for a solid run.
Doesn’t the added wind resistance drag down the fuel efficiency, though?
Well, I’m still getting them, but the !mage of Drb’s pop-up hanging out the window like a dog’s tongue in the wind gives me the gibbles!
Drive to the road conditions, and think no fuzz when in a performance car.
I knew the government’s been hiding new technology from us, but clickable newspaper? I never thought such a thing would exist! It’s like the iPad, but foldable!
iPads are foldable too … You just have to try harder.
Yet the newspaper industry wonders why it’s failing.
Settling down to read my iPad at the public toilets just isn’t the same though.
That’s not newspaper ink on your fingers anymore.
Yep. Bad for the sudoku too. ‘Brown’ isn’t a number from 1 to 9.
and this is why The Honolulu Advertiser (this particular newspaper) closed down
this is what happens when newspapers just copy and paste articles they find on the internet.. this is probably from the ford website its self?
Yep, great writing there. Too bad it wasn’t by the writer.
It’d be one thing if they wrote an online version for their site first, then copied that, but I somehow doubt this.
Thats wierd… im clicking it, but it doesn’t do anything! xD
If you lay on your arm for 20 minutes first, it’ll feel like someone elses. Try clicking again after that.
If you lay on someone else’s arm for a while does it start to feel like your own?
Okay. I’ve just lay on my arm for 10 minutes. Feel anything…just…
…now?
Ooooh! It tingles!
Which side?
The other one?
Hmmmmm, any chest pain?
Lift her small toe a little higher so she can breathe better.
How much higher?
Aaack! Put it back down! Put it back down!
*starts to turn blue*
OK not that high then.
What’s wrong with being blue?
*summons the Divine Goddess of the Cuddle Puddle*
*appears*
*assesses situation*
*hears disparaging talk regarding the color blue*
*crosses arms*
*taps foot*
AHEM!
*Drops Ms Bs’ foot*
error 404: site not found
Or maybe an ID10T?
^it’s
Whenever I see Error 404 it reminds me of a teacher in Jr. High. Whenever he was fed up with a student, he sent them to Room 404. I can still hear his heavy Tongan accent “Go to Room 4OH4!”
Did they ever come back?
room 101 wasn’t it!
You’re not thinking of that class…Recovery 101?
I think I took that in 1984 dude.
♪ Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
His two kids in high school
They tell him that he’s uncool
Cuz he’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985 ♪
This editor has been known to make mistakes, periodically.
These mistakes articlelate the issues sometimes in the industry.
*copys*
*plagiarizes*
I subscribe to the theory that mistakes happen for a reason.
Soooo, this credit card bill is mistakenly on purpose?
*hides*
*stammers*
Well, we had a purpose at the time….
*snaps fingers*
*vanishes*
So that’s what magic fingers are for.
*pauses*
Hang on……what did you say?
http://cheezburger.com/View/3666583808
Ctrl+A
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
*squeeze*
*scratches head*
Ohhh, a little lower. Now right between the ears. Ahhhh…
*scratches GS absentmindedly*
What does Apple Cider Vinegar have to do with a *squeeze* from a stranger to me?
*contented sigh*
Seems like a spellingchecker fail to me.
Seems like a spellingchecker fail to me.
Look twins!
Not really. This one is just afterbirth.
Source: http://www.cars.com/ford/fiesta/2011/reviews/?revid=56160
GRRRRRRR!!!!
I hate Access DB!!!!!
I sometimes hate it, too.
*comforts Leila*
Are you using the magic word?
is the magic word pineapples?
That’s what the thumb is for … opposable thumbs can click quite nicely I have heard from humans ….
Stupid people. Never seen an hyperlink? You must press on it. It should change color when you pass your finger over it, meaning that it is a link. Pressing on it will bring you to a new page.
That happens a lot here in Brazil… they read the title, copy the article and paste without changing anything… where’s the editor? That’s his fault!
Epic fail. One of the best I’ve came across. Just because I’m techie and know how to find the source of the article here it is too:
http://www.cars.com/ford/fiesta/2011/reviews/?revid=56160
Copypasta, too much?
Haha… No wonder the Honolulu Advertiser was bought out.
ctrl v ctrl c…
I’m sorry I just wanted to be a part of whatever was going on
*squeeze?*
That’s frigging hilarious!
That’s the Honolulu Advertiser… no wonder they just went out of business.
Can’t. get. over…dirty fingernail with ginormous cuticle!
copy and paste skills win!
Broken link, nothing happens
The sad thing is that it’s the Honolulu Advertiser… I read it every week.
Well someone copied and pasted that article right off of the web! lol!
yeah, click where? What happened to the Probably Bad News site?
I’m impressed by how the newspaper manages to underline the links in red like that.
lol haha COPY PASTE
This isn’t a fail at all. You see, this article is just taunting the newspaper industry as a precursor of its downfall and the uprising of electronic media. Quite the win indeed.
Wow, the #fail is clearly because an article was written for the web. Doesn’t that count for something? Or do we just bash so-called old-media no matter what?
In this case, any newspaper bashing should be about about poor copy-editing not because this particular paper doesn’t get it.
We must be nearing God-like perfection if no one here ever made, in zach’s words a “COPY PASTE” mistake.
I’ll take a Fiesta hatchback with manual transmission, thanks.
But wouldn’t readers of the print edition prefer a Grand Marquis? Driven at 15 MPH below the speed limit in the left lane with the right blinker on for miles at a time? Or maybe it’s time to give up the ol’ license and hop on the Seniors Shopping Shuttle…
ill take the hatchback too
This is more of an advertiser fail but a newspaper win. The newspaper probably charged by the letter lol.
copy from internet?!
The ironic thing was that when I went to this picture, my cursor was on that line…
liar!
maybe it electronic newspaper from future ?
404 link not found =(
Obviously COPY PASTE .. WHAT A LAZY PERSON ,. FORGOT TO CHECK ON WHATS COPIED
It’s from the Friday edition from about a month ago. Trust me, I live there and I would know because that paper no longer exists. I think it was a review for the “Hey-urn-dee” Santa Fe. Which would mean that this was the final weekday version of that paper.
Oops! It’s the Ford Fiesta one from a month ago.
Obviously the newspaper is going out of business, so it felt lonely, hence, trying to be more advanced.
Derp.
IT TOOK ME A GOD DAMN HOUR TO READ ALL THE COMMENTS and hour well spent =]
It’s the Ford Fiesta one