Engagement ring up for sale after the bride to be found in a gang bang.
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Can’t fault a girl for getting one last gang bang out of her system before getting married!
Yes you can ..
No way, the key is to not get caught. I have gone for one last gang bang before all 5 of my marriages.
Please, more than that I would hope!
Uhm… Where can I get their nunmbers? :$
You can have mine… I’m not black, though.
Yup, I heard that if you tie a string around it real tight, it turns black…
You know what they say. The blacker they are, the bigger they are.
Awww…did you learn that by experience?
Socially, yes, physically no. Blacks and whites are roughly even. Middle Easterners, however have a startlingly small demographic.
Only if you use a little noose.
loladahl how could you?!?
dear sir 1) i like your name cos i always had a thing for that mexican cutie pie 2) i cant believe she has gone to the dark side (pun intened) YUCK!
Well, you know what they say. Once you go black, we don’t want you back.
Le sinch: I like your reply so much I wanna marry it and have baby with it.
But First! ..
I had high hopes for you…
Hmmm… You had one last GANG BANG before ALL 5 of your marriages. You think they are related?
I fail to see the connection. However I did learn not to marry jealous men, they are so unpredictable.
Was it Kool & the Gang? And were they singing?
“Get Down on It”
Today’s earworm brought to you by Julya and sponsored by Ear Buds, the new way to listen to music.
Yay for Julya!
*squeeze both*
*purrsqueeze back*
You’re not going to tackle the front?
obvious troll is obvious
You, uh, free later?
For a gang bang?
Obviously.
Feel free to join in yourself – the more the merrier, amirite?
That’s not what the last guy in line said.
Sloppy 8ths are never a good thing.
Well maybe that’s the reason why you’ve had 5 marriages.
Naw, she said she didn’t get caught. Other things happened to her former husbands. Don’t ask.
Hence the failure of the marriages…
I guess those Husband just couldn’t handle the competition.
Of the the other 4 husbands… Or the 25 black males?
One wants to know, if all the husbands were black too?
and one might wonder why the marriages failed….
Who said they failed? Although I have a whole section at the cemetary already reserved.
Bwahahaha! I love how everyone is taking you so seriously, Ry!
I wonder how many conversations over the McDonald’s bags that sub for dinner will revolve around how there is this person on the internet that’s been married 5 different times because she always has a ceremonial gang bang before the wedding and no wonder the institution of marriage is in such bad shape in this country!
I don’t drink yet everyone blames most of my actions on how drunk I had to have been.
Ry, substituting sex for drink
If u like gangbangs, u musta been a BIG drinker : Ring your sponsor girl 
He`ll round up a posse for ya 
Perhaps this is why you have been married 5 times?
“Before all 5 of my marriages” hmmm wonder why they did not work….
Don’t take me seriously.
you sure thats not why you had to get married 5 times?? O.o
She didn’t know she was getting married; he was about to give her the engagement ring when he returned from the trip. You can figure these things out if you learn to read.
Right? Maybe he failed to ask her for four Valentine’s Days and Christmases, and “anniversaries” and birthday’s in a row, or, maybe he set it up looking for and “out”
hood rat
hipster trash
There is written: “never used” so she didn´t know about espousals…
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poor ring
No, she was fine. Preparation is everything.
lol that made my day
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Ve have vays of making you talk, Herr MK!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Fetch … the Comfy Chair!
*looks horrified* The Comfy Chair??!
If I die laughing I’m holding you responsible
In all fairness to her, he should have known something was up when she asked for her ring to come from the New Black section at Shane Company jewelers. I’m just sayin’…
Surely he must have seen the jumping cars hovering around his house.
And the empty 40′s in the yard?
don’t forget about the blunt wrappers, weed baggies, and roaches
And notices for unpaid child support. Also receipts for KFC.
And the taffy wrappers on the sidewalk.
And the sink full of watermelon seeds.
Don’t forget the big old school Caddy with the 26″ rims in the driveway either…
Know what I’m Saying?
When did we start talking about high school kids who think they’re cool?
We are talking about black people
and left over waffle, half-drank grape soda and cool aid
Comment te dire adieu?
You’d hope she’d be bright enough to do that after the ceremony.
Shoulda went to Jared.
She seemed more interested in pearl necklaces instead of diamond rings.
Ya. Those and the family jewels.
Every kiss begins with K.
K(y) that should have said.
Kissing and KY are connected? I’ve been using it for different reasons.
Don’t worry Madness I got the joke. Maybe there isn’t a K jeweler everywhere.
Krumpet?
A little potassium might spruce up a makeout session…
Yeah, but if she got gangbanged by three black guys instead of four, would it be time to call the KKK?
She should have just accused them of rape.
Umm
I once accused a guy of crepe.
suzette?
She bought the sauce. Sweet girl.
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY!
Sorry to blurt out “that’s SO wrong!!”
As wrong as I can be at times, even I would never go there.
I hope your posts are a joke..if not you really are an awful human being. It must hurt inside to be you. Always happens when you girls get molested as children
scuseme, “happens when you girls”?
have you reread your comment before adding it?
You wanna bang? You gotta sit on the carpetburns!
4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape
Ha! Granny made me giggle, don’t get me in trouble with my boss now.
Granny is your boss, he just never giggles so you don’t know it is him.
You have a citation for that statistic?
Simple logic and humor–the notion is that everone but the victim is having fun (4 out of 5, 9 out of 10, etc). Asking for a citation on a statistic indicates a general measure of intelligence, but asking for it in this instance requires a *facepalm*.
5 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape if her secret is aids
or maybe
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/news/2010/06/100622_rape_axe_wt_hs.shtml
The problem is, I think that’ll only catch one of ‘em.
Why the emphasis on the “black” part of this equation? Would it have been less offensive to her fiance if she’d been gang-banging white dudes? Jesus.
Why you gotta invoke Jesus? It says blacks, not Mexicans.
And besides. There’s only one Jesus, dude.
Not true, I know a Mexican named Jesus and he was just as impressive…*sigh*
Still remember calling out “Oh Gawd”
Was he a gardener and had a way with bushes?
At least he didn’t garnered no complaints from me
hm, retry
He didn’t garner any complaints from me
Was he skilled at working his hoes?
He was always raking in the monay!
*Checks the phone book*
Dude, Jesus…. No there are 3.
Try the Miami-Dade phone book. They have a whole section of just people named Jesus.
You’ve never heard of Black Baby Jesus?
exactly
He’s angry and in pain. Let him be a little racist for now.
He was just disappointed more than anything. He thought she was a lesbian.
This incident apparently happened in Kentucky, where, I’m guessing, it makes a difference. Here’s the original listing: http://louisville.craigslist.org/jwl/1796190452.html
*cowers at the thought of sifting through those search results*
Bull, hahahaha!!
I couldn’t actaully find the BBC article, but I did find this.
I can’t vouch for it’s accuracy, but it’s on the internet so it must be true.
sizesurvey dot com/result.html
Also, what it counts as well endowed, I would consider simply above average but…
Basically,
White: < 20% well endowed, < 80% average, < 10% modest.
Black: ~20% average, ~80% well endowed
Hispanic: ~10% modest, ~50% average, ~40% well endowed
Asian: ~40% modest, ~45 average, ~15% well endowed
Right?
Somebody’s been reading too many Penthouse Letters
Penthouse, BBC
Same thing…
Love the letter of authenticity that states “four baguette diamonds”. She sure got four baguettes, even though it was not the diamond kind…
You don’t know how far some take this bling-bling thing.
Ling-Ling, you forgot your Bling-Bling
now he knows why his kids are black
Why?
bruising while still in the womb
*runs away*
You left your quickness behind
Dang! Caught in the act!
No worries mate, that quickness will wipe right up
Sorry, but I don’t think they make Shamwow big enough to clean up granny’s quickness.
The real irony is that she probably also used Craigslist (to setup her gang bang).
I saw the photos. I reckon she used Rogerslist.
Roger that
Mybutt! Mybutt!
Come in Mybutt!
This is Bendim!
over
What is your position
Over
The snake is circling the nest
I repeat the snake is circling the nest! over
Bendim, you have permission to penetrate the nest
Over, under, and out!
Whut?
What’s your vector, Victor?
This seems a fake story just to cover some dude’s epic blunder. Maybe he just got rejected. Bam!
she just couldn’t go back
back or black?
♪ back in black
and back in black
and back in black
and back in black
♪ back in black ♪
♪ she hit the sack ♪
♪ its been to long since she went black ♪
♪ Yes, now shes loose ♪
♪ Like a goose ……
Once you go black, you never go back.
MIB
♫Here cum the men in black ♫
Once you go black, you need a wheelchair.
Once you go black…. wow so much wrong could fill that last part
Was this the bride who drowned a couple lols back?
http://failblog.org/2010/06/21/epic-fail-photos-triple-fail/
it doesn’t count if it’s anal
Was that what they said at boarding school?
No, at the Navy recruitment center.
Just when you’re learning to cope with Sub duty, out comes the Destroyer.
If you weren’t so frigate, he could have been your carrier.
I’ll bet her ring is loose
WOW i cant believe how much IAB crap is on this site now dayz
In Awesome Boots?
I Am Black?
Fake – saw it on another site last week, but this time someone has added “Four Black males” to the description.
As if anyone hasn’t seen Old School.
*applies ear muffs with hands*
It was originally 12, but the girl was German and kept saying nein so 3 left. Then 5 got tired and went on a beer run and got caught up in a drive by shooting. Now we are left with 4 black men and a very satisified bride to be.
What happened to the three that left?
They had adventures in the black forest on the bummel.
Be nice.
nah, anyone who does that needs to lose a limb in freak farming accident.
You ain’t the One selling the ring, eh?
I didn’t know freaks could farm. I have only seen them in circus’ and on Jerry Springer.
That lucky itch-bay!
She should have just accused them of rape.
Apparently not taking responsibility for one’s own actions but accusing innocent men of a horrible crime is a more common thought than I ever expected.
Ignore it. It’s a frikkin’ spambot that copies someone elses comment so it can advertise some bullsh*t
It seems to be doing the rounds of Cheezburger.
Is it possible that Ryannon is the greatest whore ever?
50% correct. She is great, but whores are those who you pay to have sex with. If you, sir, don’t have to pay the species is called “cow”.
That sheep I saw him with last night would probably be offended by that, Arthur.
*squeeze!*
Don’t hate me because you think I am a whore. Hate me because I am better than you. It makes it so much easier for you.
I am so adoring you.
“Engagement ring up for sale after the bride to be found in a gang bang.”
What the hell? I weep for the future of English.
“For sale, after the bride-to-be [was] found in a gang-bang.” Better?
This makes me sad :/
*poke*
*tickle*
*pounce*
*squeeze*
*poke*
Aww. You should do something good for yourself. Buy a ring or something.
*squeeze*
Te he he *giggle*
I know, Mal. If they would have married, you would have then been able to represent him in the divorce.
He would lose everyhing since she has to take care of four.
*laughs* They could pay me in wedding jewelry! Ugh, this is the worst day ever… I really think I am going to lose my law clerkship because there are too many of us, and the other people are related to partners or have more law school experience. I’m literally doing my old job, as a paralegal, and learning nothing. Money is okay, but that’s not what I need right now (not completely at least…).
Damn. I hope things turn out good.
(Break someone’s legs maybe? Or was I watching too much Sopranos?)
Me too Arthur! Me too. I just want to learn! I hope I won’t have to go searching for a second law clerkship… (hahaha)
Me too. If there is any truth behind this advertisement, it pains me to think about it…
Infidelity and dishonesty are such heartbreakers. Sad part? If she had been honest with the guy, who knows, he might have been into it!
wow that made me feel a bit better
at least i got dumped be4 such scenes 
Without a doubt
Tis is true…she winneth the 2010 GBA’s…get your trophy you Horse
The heck is she going to do with so many Game Boys?
So lets get on subject…A man loved a woman. He bought a ring.He went on his knee.Then she went to her knees too?
why thank you for letting us know they were black. :}
Another reason not to offer up a marriage proposal. She shoulda just said no, and stayed happy.
That’s women alright.
Thats what he gets for not going to Jareds.
Would have made ‘THE BEST CHURCH SPEECH EVAR’…
I would like to say the following before I marry…. LOLZ
Lmao, what a whore. If she was my wife-to-be, she would have gotten a pimpsmack. Fitting, no?
haha i think after that comment im officially in love with you rofl
!
*blink*
Better to know now than after the wedding….. and at least he’ll get his money back.
Fairly novel sales technique. I’ve also heard of furniture salemen that would sell furniture from a condo, advertising them as “getting divorced, must sell, bought recently like new etc.”. The salesman would tell a tale about the divorce. People are more willing to buy when they think they are getting a steal b/c other party is distressed.
brilliant tactic to lose $635+
Remember in “Goodfellas” one of them said said “If you tell a girl the ring is worth $XX.00 dllars she’ll be okay, but if you tell her it’s stolen she’ll get all excited
Remember in “Goodfellas” one of them said said “If you tell a girl the ring is worth $XX.000,00 dollars she’ll be okay, but if you tell her it’s stolen she’ll get all excited
Next ad: “Sexy gangbang female. Looking for a harem. Please contact.”
Remember, ask for the HoFax.
Forget the fail, this communication string is EPIC
Total agreement here.
Wait.
So it would have been okay if the the guys involved were some other race?
And MORE.
And this is why marriage sucks 97% of the time.
People just suck 100% of the time. This young lady in particular.
Amen.
“The Shane Company; just off Arapahoe Road on Emporia street, 1/2 mile east of four black dudes banging your fiancee.”
Well that’s three holes covered, but where’s the fourth?
This girl must have a hole in her head…
Cracks me up that the ring is “semi-mounted.” Unlike his ex, hehe.
Looks like she got caught “mud ducking.”
I guess better find out before hand than afterwards.
This is a really pretty ring! I want it!!
Will that be check or money order?
Fake post is fake.
He should have gone to Jared.
She was lucky. She might have married a man who obviously has a grudge against the English language.
Crack-ass crackers.
but what sizes are they? the rings, I mean
Um…
How?
* Giggity *
Why is he selling it? I would have joined in an give the Ring to her afterwards. Imagine such an open minded wife!
I don’t think it’s her mind that’s open.
Wasn’t this the opening subplot in Old School?
id get that for my girlfriend
id get that for my hot girlfriend
1)An old suggestion say..never arrive home early, never, better call before.
Or that the “horns” firs time hurts, then could pay the bills..
(mmh 50 euro each, could start a business)..
Thinking a bit more seriously, If that happen to me, i would first partecipate with the other 4, then give her 5 euro, and kick her out of the door, in the end thanks the black guys with a beer.
I wonder if I can look forward to hearing the nice and folksy Mr. Shane mention THAT in his next radio ad. LOL! that would be hilarious.
pshh black people..
thats actully a nice set i’lll take it! I’d take the guy that bought it also. that girl was stupid.
Hahaha, great thread.
That is terrible!!!!
if that happened in iran…
mmmmm.. 4 black males that gave me goosebumps