ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/makes rare sightings like bigfoot/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy says:
ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/makes rare sightings like bigfoot/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy says:
“Limited time offer! Sign up now for 9,999 one-year terms and get one term FREE! Some conditions may apply.
“Offer is non-transfereable to next-of-kin or further subsequent generations.
“In the event of global catastrophe, nuclear war, the sun burning itself into a cold shell of a star, the extinction of mankind, invasion by alien forces, human evolution into beings of pure energy who have discarded the inferior physical body and its intrinsic faults, or other unforseeable events in the next 10,000 years, ‘Fit for Her LLC’ or descendant companies thereof shall not be deemed responsible for any financial loss from such commitment.
“‘Fit for Her LLC’ reserves the right to cancel this offer at any point during the deci-centennial commitment period.
“Other restrictions may apply. See your local sales representative for details.
ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/makes rare sightings like bigfoot/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy says:
I uploaded something similar(well, in fact, almost the same – a 10$ dollar item price-dropped at $9.99) last week but as always it didn’t even get a single vote.
Hey …. I was raised with a saying … “He who doesn’t honer the penny isn’t worth the dollar” …… their promo guy must have come from a similar background … just hasn’t figured out that it’s 50 years later
Now THAT’S a bargain!!
That’s just your one cent!
a penny for your thoughts?
I was just thinking that you’re not the full shilling. :p
We could do with a change.
We should call the coppers.
Have we gone that farthing? Oh dear.
I only did it four bob.
Isn’t he in Guinea?
In for a penny, in for a pound.
*fits in some squeezes*
Ohhhh *squeeze*
*feels all snuggly*
That means I am quids in!
Those puns are disgusting.
Make a better one. Just my two cents.
….and it had better not be did he dime. :[
He can’t! Those punkillers he took are mint.
He should go to cashualty
these ads are a dime a dozen
If I had a penny for everytime I heard that…
this is kinda shilling
That hardly makes any cents, you know.
someone should buck the trend..
Nein Nein Nein
Not nine…. ein!
Doch Doch Doch! Such a german day!
Oh Yes Yes Yes
Yea, that offer is sooo limited.
Yes, it’s not Fit for Her or anybody!
It fits in here *points*
*squeezes offer into small tin*
Its a steal
Buy 1000 get one free!
Actually, only 999 before you get the thousandth for free. Clearly a much better deal than you indicated.
I think some people would really fall for that :O
fall for what? *dials 794 7474*
Also illegal! Can’t call it a sale unless it’s 10% off.
well… they dont…
Who says that you can’t call it a sale unless it’s 10% off? I’ve never heard of such a law.
0,1% is better than no%
That’s a matter of opinion.
yeah, i think id rather pay $10 than have to cough up some change, its just easier
or give them 10$ and wait for the change…just imagine the awkward silence, priceless
Original poster “it’s” vs. “its” fail.
when you google fit for her 794-7474 that is what comes up
thats more of a win don’t you think?
A penny saved is a penny earned :p
We could do with a change.
Visit 100 times, and you’ve saved a whole dollar! Just imagine all you things you can do with that dollar!
Comment fail XD: I meant “…all THE things…”
“Limited time offer! Sign up now for 9,999 one-year terms and get one term FREE! Some conditions may apply.
“Offer is non-transfereable to next-of-kin or further subsequent generations.
“In the event of global catastrophe, nuclear war, the sun burning itself into a cold shell of a star, the extinction of mankind, invasion by alien forces, human evolution into beings of pure energy who have discarded the inferior physical body and its intrinsic faults, or other unforseeable events in the next 10,000 years, ‘Fit for Her LLC’ or descendant companies thereof shall not be deemed responsible for any financial loss from such commitment.
“‘Fit for Her LLC’ reserves the right to cancel this offer at any point during the deci-centennial commitment period.
“Other restrictions may apply. See your local sales representative for details.
I’ve seen similar sales on games at amazon. 34.96 instead of 35 woooot!
Everyones know that fat chicks are idoits. Sail WIN.
Spelling fail! I’m pretty sure you mean “Everyone knows” and “sale” as in deal instead of “sail” as in sailboat… unless of course you’re a fat chick.
“giggles”
:D
You know what, just give me $9.99 and you will get it for free.
This fails even harder: http://cheezburger.com/View/3483842816
A penny saved is a penny earned.
And I only had to spend nine hundred and ninety nine of them to do it.
You Save 1 Cent!
Happy Fathers day to all the fathers.
wow! you can save 1 cent!
I uploaded something similar(well, in fact, almost the same – a 10$ dollar item price-dropped at $9.99) last week but as always it didn’t even get a single vote.
Yeah, but it wasn’t a billboard. You needed a billboard. Much bigger, and therefore more comment-worthy. I guess.
Haha, in Australia this would just round up to $10.00 anyway.
Doh!
Wow, a 0.1% discount!
Omg! Thats the gym i go to right down the street!! lol
i’ve got a friend whose mother makes this amazing sandwiches, she makes some for me some times
It’s win because they are getting free advertising on the net now!
haha omg this place is right down the street from me!
Hey …. I was raised with a saying … “He who doesn’t honer the penny isn’t worth the dollar” …… their promo guy must have come from a similar background … just hasn’t figured out that it’s 50 years later
On Amazon this would warrant a “See Price in Cart” label.
What a bargain, where do i buu?
I love this kind of fail.
9.99$ plus tax
thats a really cool offer
Stupid Americans…
hahaha this is in my town! St. Augustine, FL representin!
I pass it everyday and mean to take a picture to put up.. Guess I was beat to it!!
Ohhhh, St. A…
WOW!!! Thats a low price!
I’ll just have to make sure not to spend my savings all in one place.
With the money I saved, I can get the gum ball I had my eye on.
0,1% is better than no %