“I had no idea the first astronauts were so fat.”
“He wasn’t an astronaut, he was a TV comedian. And he used space travel as a euphemism for beating his wife.”
Is no one going to comment on the lightning reactions of the guy still in the frame? You could bleed out from a paper cut if he was assigned to give you first aid.
Obviously it was about the fifth time the cannon guy had done the same thing…
‘when will this guy learn?’
‘should we help him up?’
‘again? what do you think?’
I absolutely like the way his mates are coping with the situation:
“Oy yeah, he just got hit by the cannon’s recoil directly into his testicles…
Shall I help him out?– No….”
As an ex-13B (thirteen – bravo which is the Army MOS designation), and although I was mostly in artillary self propelled cannons (Tanks), I HAVE fired towed cannons similiar to this before.
His mistake was slapping it.
He was supposed to hook his (usually) 3ft string to it, step to the side looking at it, and do an about face … when you do the about face, it pulls the string (and gets you out of the way) , which pulls on a firing pin, that hits a 22 bullet, that ignites the powder, which then causes the artillary shell to fire.
If he slapped the lever that sets off the firing pin, setting off the 22, then it would have fired.
The towed is not as powerful as a artillary tank. Had he been inside of a tank, with the doors closed, he would have been splattered on the inside of the tank.
As he was outside, if there was nothing too close behind him, then survivability would depend on where exactly it hit him, if wearing any armour, and how fast they got him to the hospital.
Those who are 13B’s are sometimes referred to as the “pull string, go boom brigade” when others wan’t to screw with them.
There is a reason however that a 13B has that piece of string.
I really can’t tell from the video – Does the breech close automaticaly on those when you seat the round?
At first look, it appears as if the shell didn’t go in all the way, and went off with the breach open when he tried slapping it to seat it. Which should have made a huge mess of everyone around the weapon.
But yeah, he didn’t use the string and stood in the worst possible place – and for every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction.
Thats not actually funny, a impact like that to the chest would certainly break a lot if not near all his ribs and provide mass internal damage/bleeding/bruising to the organs and possibly kill him, to the gut well again major internal damage/bruising with a fair bit of bleeding.
Common sense easily tells you he ended up in Emergency and very likely in surgery. I find people hurting themselves due to stupidity hilarious… btu not when someone could have been easily killed.
This cannon’t end well…
I’m turret won’t
Bet he had a blast.
That was a gut-wrenching boom.
There was supposed to be an ear shattering kaboom!
Shoot, I miss out on all the refreshing fun.
Arrrrgh! I need to file a report about missing reply buttons as well.
classic fail is classic
I would reply but I can’t find the button
nice reply XD
Necroposting ftw? ;D
He was trying to get kicked out of boot camp.
He just couldn’t bounce back from all of the drilling.
It worked. The instructor went ballistic!
*takes a look*
There’s your problem. You left the mute on.
Here, let Buster help you.
*runsawayquickly*
This is no way to do abdominal crunches.
Bet he took a ribbing over that misfire.
That’s a shell of a way go.
I had a gout feeling that was going to happen
um yea this guy was killed from that…seriously
Don’t ruin my day.
no, I think the other guys would run to him if he was o the ground, not just meander on over there. Plus, where’s your source? I want it.
this guy was killed from the impact of the howitzer; why is that so funny?
Old video, but still good.
Recoil’s a…female dog…
Great name for a dog.
How about Anna Lee for a Hampster?
I’d say Princess Consuelo.
I like Lassy, I know it’s supposed to be a male name, but I think it’s a female name just as much, like Charlie or Louis or Justin Beiber.
Bang! Zoom! Right to the moon!
“I had no idea the first astronauts were so fat.”
“He wasn’t an astronaut, he was a TV comedian. And he used space travel as a euphemism for beating his wife.”
or so the funjeneers lead me to believe…
that’s what she said
there’s no way that guy lived
Holy sh!t the zombies learned how to operate guns! We’re doomed!
Literal interpretation fail…
Plus, I’m sure he lived, although I’m pretty sure he shattered most of his ribs in the process.
Faulty blowout preventer?
I think his timing belt is busted.
He fired prematurely.
I’m sure he’s not shooting blanks…
Did you see the way he slammed it in there?
If he tried being a little more gentle he may have better luck finding the target zone.
That’s the trouble with guys these days — they just don’t have control over their guns…
Ha ha very punny.
Man down!
They should go to the interweb and find a (tan)tric to help them out.
Something about the fact that it’s a little blue girl saying that makes it really wrong…
Have you ever heard the poem “Little Boy Blue”, or read Fables by any chance?
The nut shot to rule them all. Failblog is now complete.
Win.
epic win
Sometimes, you don’t want the kickback.
Sometimes you do, but are afraid of the repercussions….
Newton’s second law is, well, law.
Or was this his third law? Crap, I can’t remember.
It’s all relative.
That, Alabama dating sites, and Chicago politics.
3rd law – Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Pfffft, laws are MADE to be broken….as well as ribs.
OMG! The PTB put one of BFF’s clones on a bike and it fell off a cliff!!
*laughs so hard tears stream from eyes*
How many people do you think are going to complain about it?
That wasn’t a bounce…it was a little explosion occurring just below the frame.
They should have left that to ZA.
*Recoils in horror*
Buck privates.
omg so old…
Looks like he tried to be a cannon fodder.
That was no popgun.
pure overkill
Fires cannon with confetti.
♫I shot the sheriff,.. but I did not shoot the Deputy.♫
did he di…. kill somome?
Nope, Somome lived.
Long live Somome!
This happens to ZA every time he fires the cannons?
*giggles*
Technically, artilleryman fail.
*gets out the ice cream*
Anyone want crushed nut sprinkles?
No thanks, I need to finish my ribs first.
Hey Blue!!! Long time no see. Welcome back.
Hey! Love the new avatar.
Thanks. The old one made my butt look big.
ha!
If he was an officer, that might have been Cannon in D Major.
He’s the fugal boy of Company D.
A General Baroque era classic, Scotty.
One I enjoy listening to in private.
It was A Minor accident, that’s all.
I C sharp minds think alike.
I’d B flat on my back in shock if it were any different.
I see alot of treble clef behind there.
What did you bass that on?
Tenor twelve ideas he had I’m sure…
This is just alto much for me
I cannot E dur this anymore.
You can’t handle the cannon!
Handel? Now you have a Messiah complex.
I love how the guy at the end was like “aaaaaaaaaaaaand now I’ll walk over and check to see if you’re mortally wounded.”
Mortarlly wounded?
*rimshot*
Howitzer pun coming?
Howitzer hampster doing?
I was imagining him kinda doing the “do do do dooo, nothing to see here” whistle and wandering off. .
Or the, “Hey, it was that way when I got here…”
soooo old..
Obervation of Title Fail.
Oh c***…every f***** time I try to make a point. Geeez.
what happened?
Funny! The vid? Yeah, but I was talking about the match.
Pllllbbbbbbbbt! :p~~
Whassup? Remember your German roots and enjoy like I do!
*checks roots*
Oo. They need a touch-up. Thanks, Arthur!
(And yes…she did dye. :p )
So that’s why the Yevon ban machina.
So that’s why the Yevon banned machina.
Bye everyone, while I’m gone lenerd here ^ is in charge.
Is that open to discussion?
*squeeze*
Cannon = Epic WIN FTW, however the loader EPIC FAIL
Well, he loaded the gun successfully…
yeah, but he forgot to make sure the safety was on…..
Anyone want some crushed nuts?
Fail yes!
But I find its bad taste to show people dying.
If you receive enough energy to fly that far you are dead.
one time i flew from portland to miami. i’m dead now.
i head it’s an advanced move
You always always stand to the side when loading a cannon, what the hell.
This is a little scary! Did someone get hurt?
Is no one going to comment on the lightning reactions of the guy still in the frame? You could bleed out from a paper cut if he was assigned to give you first aid.
Obviously it was about the fifth time the cannon guy had done the same thing…
‘when will this guy learn?’
‘should we help him up?’
‘again? what do you think?’
Fake and gay
I absolutely like the way his mates are coping with the situation:
“Oy yeah, he just got hit by the cannon’s recoil directly into his testicles…
Shall I help him out?– No….”
“Who’s gonna get him?”
“What day is it?”
“Tuesday.”
“Dammit, my turn.”
the cannon gave that man his love gravy
Isn’t this a death vid?
In soviet russia cannon fires you!
I remember he survived with minor injury from Taiwan news
I like how the soldier at the bottom of the screen goes like “derp derp… not my problem hur hur…” *walks away calmly*
you must read Questionable content, only place I’ve seen those kind of noises.
Man, this guy died actually. You guys didn’t know?
You know that guy died, right?
He may have survived.
As an ex-13B (thirteen – bravo which is the Army MOS designation), and although I was mostly in artillary self propelled cannons (Tanks), I HAVE fired towed cannons similiar to this before.
His mistake was slapping it.
He was supposed to hook his (usually) 3ft string to it, step to the side looking at it, and do an about face … when you do the about face, it pulls the string (and gets you out of the way) , which pulls on a firing pin, that hits a 22 bullet, that ignites the powder, which then causes the artillary shell to fire.
If he slapped the lever that sets off the firing pin, setting off the 22, then it would have fired.
The towed is not as powerful as a artillary tank. Had he been inside of a tank, with the doors closed, he would have been splattered on the inside of the tank.
As he was outside, if there was nothing too close behind him, then survivability would depend on where exactly it hit him, if wearing any armour, and how fast they got him to the hospital.
Those who are 13B’s are sometimes referred to as the “pull string, go boom brigade” when others wan’t to screw with them.
There is a reason however that a 13B has that piece of string.
Maybe he forgot his that day?
I never forgot mine.
I really can’t tell from the video – Does the breech close automaticaly on those when you seat the round?
At first look, it appears as if the shell didn’t go in all the way, and went off with the breach open when he tried slapping it to seat it. Which should have made a huge mess of everyone around the weapon.
But yeah, he didn’t use the string and stood in the worst possible place – and for every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction.
Bet he won’t try that again.
in soviet russia, cannon shoots you
Lol
folks, hate to be that guy, but he’s probably seriously hurt. not funny.
Seeing someone injured or killed is not funny.
Your lying, right?
The pacific: “Don’t worry your son is an artillery man, one of the safest positions in the army”
He’s a n00b. O:
Not too successful. Glad not on my side.
You all know that fellow died right? I’m not saying that to be funny, he actually died from his injuries later at a hospital.
Is there more information elsewhere?
Well, better him than someone else… they need a slow-mo replay at the end for a more epic effect… and info on what happened to the guy
That’s a shell of a way go.
He’s not up to the required caliber
I’m pretty sure that he’s dead D:
Ahhh don’ worry
the safety’s on ol’ Betsy….*boom*
He can’t be worse off than the people he’s firing at.
Blast-back win.
silly Asian
Falcon Cannon
Hey, don’t blame the gun, it was doing what it is made for: hurting people.
Gene pool:
6,697,254,041
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Good job, world!
this is D-30 field gun, of the syrian army. and that’s the reason why they cant any war for 60 years
people don’t kill people, guns kill people.
Support Our Troops-we’ll need them to overthrow our government.
Our army is great, the shot didn’t reach the destination yet and they already killed someone
i herd that he actualy died…
That was a gut-wrenching boom.
They should just go back to using rocks and sticks….
The outro was longer than the content.
Oh boy, we don’t stand a chance.
ahhh… smell that? thats the smell of ower tax dollars hard at work.
Thats not actually funny, a impact like that to the chest would certainly break a lot if not near all his ribs and provide mass internal damage/bleeding/bruising to the organs and possibly kill him, to the gut well again major internal damage/bruising with a fair bit of bleeding.
Common sense easily tells you he ended up in Emergency and very likely in surgery. I find people hurting themselves due to stupidity hilarious… btu not when someone could have been easily killed.
Aparently he did die. Not funny.
now that not funny…
After watching tons of WWII documentaries, I always wondered what would happen if a soldier didn’t get out of the way.
Now I know.
Dude…it’s kinda funny. But he’s more than likely dead.
WHOOPS *casually walks away*
actually it’s a cannon win
That guy actually died…
yea…its not funny the man died, because of a cannon misfire…laugh it up