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Street performance.
“The Road”, by Jack ‘Mr. Yoga’ Kerouac.
THIRTH!
You’re better than this, noko
SECOND
Words cannot describe how proud your parents must be right now.
and second is special why?
dr.adrian was using “~” muchas
Second is just on the way to third isn’t it? 
Second is the first loser, I think.
But once you get to third, you’re safe.
Who’s on third?
I don’t know.
*green slime falls from above and splatters Marius*
Hee, hee! Why do you think I didn’t answer?
What the heck?
ShamWow, Marius?
*proffers*
Just realized what happened.
Welcome to the Good Burger, Home of the Good burger, May I take your order?
When you get to third you can almost taste the burger? O.o
I’d like an orange soda, please.
because he’s admitting he’s a loser to #1… thats the first step to recovery
THIRD
Congrats! You won the bronze medal of the most useless being award!
Bronze…yes, third, right?
Not even a great medal.
hey! thats in beijing!
Can I get a shot K@? They’re starting again!
Location FAIL. That’s Guangzhou, a Chinese city near Hong Kong. I remember the look of the bus.
K@!!!! Please, may I?
Shots are not available until there is an obvious trend, but feel free to visit the bar!
But…two is a trend, right?
After all, it takes two to tango and we’ve already had two trolls who remember busses and cities
2 is just a road traffic collision.
Not yet, at least 4 posts saying the same thing!
*squeezes K@ and Julya*
*passes out shots of espresso*
Maybe this will hold you over.
Woohoo…..Caffiene
*climbs walls*
I always require stimulation!
oooh *squeezeback*
*gulps a few shots*
I heard they found the Tantric Fail on the roundabout.
*squeeze*
Hold it…hoooooold it…
Okay. Release.
Now hold it…hoooooold it…
*takes notes*
Don’t forget to breath.
Breathe in on the way up.
FIFTH! ZOMG IM SO HAPPEH RITE NOU!
F****ng troll
Filling Imps Too High? Zoo Octopi Mary Girl, In Miami, Sore Obliviously, Happy After People Park Entering House, Roundabout Inside Tent Extreme, Novice Outer Underwear?
It’s weird that admins don’t remove this kind of retard posts.
it adds to the feel of the place, it wouldnt be the same without the trolls…
Zombies Often Mumble Gleefully?
When the hoard’s a-rockin,
don’t come a-knockin!
What a show!
But you know the signs in the subways!
Drop in and see us?
Just Mind the Gap!
This is a good place for a stick up.
WIN ! give the streets back to people !
I guess she forgot her Busfare
did he die?
not yet
how about now?
nope
that’s how you should live a healthy life… no, wait… wut
what would be the “soviet russia” joke in this case, help me out.
Yoga dud just missed the bus?
Looks like a dud to me.
♪ Dud looks like a yogi! ♪
I didn’t have the energy to add an extra e…
Stange Dude though!
did you mean Yogi bear?
*sighs*
StRange…
*spanks keyboard*
Boo Boo!
3 p.m., time for yoga, no matter where
Having trouble getting out of the bus?
Otherwise known as Roadga.
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That’s quite the tail you tell for us.
You think he’s mad? Anyway there’s something on his mind, as sure as there must be something on a deck when it cracks.
*shuffles*
Mister Ahab? It’s time for your medicine!
If you cover the blow hole will he open his mouth?
I like yogurt.
Next we will be doing the “flattened in the road by a bus” pose. First, lay down in the middle of the street.
*splat!*
Good. Now, hold that until the ambulance comes.
lets hope he died, preferably very painfull ^_^
When your exercise routine makes you suicidal…
Nah. You must have nerves of steel to perform this kind of yoga. He is excercising his heart muscles. He will live forever…
*SPLAT!!!*
Um…
Ooh it’s a Leila!!
*squeeze*
Ooh it’s a Julya!!!!!!
*squeeziesBack*
Yay
*snuggles up close, sighing contentedly*
back…better.
X-TREME YOGA!!!
Tired of the same old pose’s and boring routines?
Take your blanket/pad into the streets and get ready to feel the burn…
*WARNING: do not perform X-TREME YOGA between the hours of 7-10 and 3-6*
I’m failing to see where the actual fail is…?
Take those eye patches off, silly!
right? He looks like he’s pretty damn good at it if he can reach his chi with a bus riding next to him.
I heard that if you are flexible, and want it bad enough, you can reach your chi.
Ohhh I finally see whats going on..
*takes off glasses, breathes that warm foggy air onto them and then wipes them with bottom of his shirt*
This is a magic carpet landing fail… Aladdin would be sooo dissapointed
nice ..very nice:))..who says u can’t relax on /in/over the street? =))…best relax ever ..like it
WIN!
Um… K@!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did not do that, that is a lie.
Gah, I panicked and over egged it, my bad.
I didn’t think you did. I just wanted to get you down here to drown out the other ‘noise’.
*squeeze*
They’ve arrived!
Trolls replacing us, they’s aliens for sure!
You’re next! Your next!
I have copy protection
Just check any fake Julya’s they’ll be labelled “made in china”
I will NOT check Troll bottoms!
How do you tell which end is a troll bottom. It all looks like ass to me.
*Snickers*
and *lol’s*
Ok then I will not check trolls at all!
*Pulls up with a truck load of pods*
Delivery for Failblog. Sign here please.
Eeeeeep!
*runs sobbing from thread*
So, it’s cake? We can eat it?
You may indeed nom this post, though it may not taste too good.
Uh….hun?
Not me sweetie.
*phew!*
*squeeze*
*squeezes*
*trembles a little*
Looks like I got here just in time, I may have had alot of coffee today but not that much!
*looks imposter up and down*
*dusts off personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes stance*
*THWACK!*
*watches as troll’s head flies into distance*
*beams in*
*pulls out phaser, sets it to highest settings*
*reduces remains of troll to a small pile of carbon powder*
*beams out*
And we rejoiced
And danced on the streets.
*breakdances in the street*
*swingin’ swayin’*
wich much tequila!
Odd place for a rest stop.
That’s where he woke this morning
Sleep walking is awfully hazardous.
Maybe it’s QWOP.
That guy may be responsible for many of the fails here.
Tailpipe over teakettle.
I thought it was tailkettle over teapipe?
W00t im seventy-third I owmed u all!!!!! (how do u make the emotes??)
or seventy-fourth,……
*stares at Bloggy*
Dude WTF!!??!!
Calling this yoga is a bit of a stretch.
*Rimshot*
Oh Mushy! You are just envious cuz you can’t pose like that.
*points at the delorean post way back*
That’s a stretch!
lol “strech”
seventy fifth….
This is a yoga WIN! If that guy can do yoga while a huge bus rides pass… he’s doing it right.
See kids, this is what happens when you try to steal the hubcaps from a moving bus.
Its hilarious when a car runs him over.
suicidal yoga; makes you die faster instead of making you live longer.
What could be more relaxing than getting run over?
Calling this yoga is a bit of a stretch.
You’re better than this, noko
It’s just like paperboy!
151st!
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