painted on one of the bridges of Saint-Petersburg (Russia). Great decoration!
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It’s the overpass!!
That’s a stiff accusation.
I’ve heard so much about it that I recognized it at first glans.
Did you see how it just rose up as soon as I started riding on it? Never seen anything act that way before.
It’s all about attention to detail.
Erection…. that is all.
IT’S A POKEMAN!
WTF man?Its a nose!
Yeah, its a diglett
I know, I hope that wasn’t too hard on you.
Just at first.
after the boat passes it goes flat
im terrible at this, why I try? because I have no clue.
shut up
no. ass hole
:O …….:’(
don’t be so hard on yourself.
Or, of course, hard IN yourself.
How would that even work? Unless you’re a hermaphrodite. Are you?
awww utter fail at recognizing brilliant wordplay lol
here’s just a tip, use your head.
Just don’t think too hard.
i wonder how long it took to do that probably alot longer because its a boner
The article I read said the entire event was over in under 30 seconds.
That’s a quicky.
yeah its a win… if you’re gay
or if you’re a girl :p
And somebody hit their head on it!
The swelling won’t go down, either.
Waiter, more champagne! And plenty of ice.
Did they collapse?
They’re gonna to need a bigger boat.
S.S. Viagra is ready to go.
If your drawbridge remains upright for more than 4 hours, consult your engineer.
It is practicing trafficus interruptus.
Paradise by the dashboard light?
♪ Stop right there!. ♪
Jaws reference FTW
epic win
Fire tug goes underneath and shoots a white stream of water upwards = epic win.
rocket taking off
Today on Animal Planet, lets take a look at the russian Draw Bridge during mating season, it quietly waits for a mate, in this case, a female boat… lets watch nature take its course…
It’s win… if you’re 9 years old.
Or if you have a sense of humor.
ninja
FIRST!!!
FIRST.
SIZE DOES MATTER!
Man! You are afst
I mean fast!
pickle surprise
Dat’s a big pickle.
Gerkin?
No, dat’s a WEE pickle!
Who drew on the erector set?
*sits bolt upright*
*Springs into action*
Doncha just love how the guys stand to attention when a woman walks in?
I always rise when a woman walks in.
Such gentlemen on our blog!!!
You should get a stiff upper lip in that case. She might enjoy it!
the bridge of plaesure
or the bonner bridge
*pleasure
*boner
*Grammar
*Charges sintax*
*Only you can prevent sentence fragments.*
*puts in random coment*
*Only you can prevent Housefires*
*comment*
*Ban diacritical marks
I hate grammar nazis…
How do you feel about spelling nazis? To be fair, “Gramar Police” was correcting your spelling.
as in, grammar police, you mean ?
lol btw, if the guy who did this to the poor bridge had so much paint, why didnt he add more detail? i mean, come on…
I think someone did ‘come on’!
Looks like this bridge
*Puts on Sunglasses*
gets excited when its raised.
YYYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Saint Petersburg.
Snork!
It’s the Libido-dor General San Martín Bridge!
Withdrawal bridge.
Is this the operators way of asking for a raise?
Looks like they already got one.
I don’t think that’s what management meant when they said “outline the need.”
Just thinking outside the box.
That sounds less fun. :p
Are you? Are you really? Or are you snickering at your truly horrible joke?
All right, I was snickering.
*Squeezes Fluffy*
Sandy Peen..
RISE!
Rise my son! And show your true power!
♪Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down♫
♫Every car’s crazy ’bout a sharpie-d span♫
♪ I’ve seen the bridge and the bridge is long And they built it high and they built it strong. ♪
♪Why don’t we do it in the road…♪
♪ This bridge will rise, till the sunrise… ♫
ahaha, C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!
COMBO BREAKER *
I’m talking too much, am I not?
♪ I’m still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ Build a bridge to your mind. Takes me there everytime. ♪
♪ Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough. ♪
♪ Look at my hopes
Look at my dreams
I’m building bridges from these scenes
Now I’m ready to rise again ♪
*consults guidebook*
Oh, look Honey! This must be the Bridge of Size!
*Perks up*
Hmmm, a reference to The Thief Lord. Coincidence?
Who the what, now?
My bad.
The Thief Lord is a children’s book and, I believe, a movie. The book has a picture of the Bridge of Sighs in Venice on the cover.
*Hands over some shinny stuff*
OIC.
*takes shinys*
*flees*
*nabs LCB*
*squeezes*
Your pun made me roffle!
Roffle Blue Waffle!
What is it???
It doesn’t appear to be protesting very much.
Oh Mr Bridge – is that graffiti, or are you happy to see me?
He seems to be drawn to you.
In Soviet Russia…
O noes!!1! Did he dilate?
I think he diagramed.
The fun thing it was drawn so that it’s seen from the windows of local KGB… sorry FSB headquaters.
Expensive sports cars, jacked-up pickups, and Hummers only beyond this point.
You said Hummers!
*hums along*
Whut?
And imports with giant useless wings on the back, 8″ exhaust tip, and primered body kits.
i don’t get it.
I’m sorry to hear that. Have you talked to a doctor?
Maybe he’s not paying enough. One that size would be extra.
You want me to do WHAT with that?!
Wow…
*Clings to Ms B*
Thank the gods you’re here.
Why did everyone get up and leave?
Don’t cling too hard. I was just about to go home. Early evenings can be pretty dead around here.
But I finally have some time to just stand around.
*Cries*
That’s what she…oh, never mind.
*squeeze*
Oh, I never mind.
*SQUEEZE*
*limps in*
*overhears*
*safety**squeezes*
*gives a warm blanket and hot chocolate to Marius*
Like what u see Ryan?
Ryan’s hope?
whoa 0.o
I wonder if the people in the picture actually realize that they’re just not looking a bridge gettin up…
what a hell with you idiot? go learn history, theres no more soviet union, stupid pervert
Ur a dork, lol. That was at the very least a reference to Family Guy!
Alex – you lose what little internets you had left.
Wonder whats on the other side? lol
Probably just some a$$hole.
Or a twat.
Probably just a few skid marks.
Well, the only things left out so far are a big mouth and a ham-fisted jerk.
:ick:
VOTED #1 COMMENT OF THE YEAR!
Haha. That is awesome!
This is why I love being Russian.
Slow down and enjoy things every once in a while.
biggest troll ever made
So juvenile…
I dunno. Looks post-pubescent to me.
Din din time!
*Squeezes everyone*
*squeeze*
I am about to have mine to.
Who are you having?
Well you see, there’s this guy… Oh, not that kind of din din?
Is that what you young ‘uns are calling it these days?
Does anyone else think it ALSO looks like a middle finger, like someone is giving the finger to the FSB office down the road…?
This ^^^^^
ITS CHUCK NORRIS BRAND
Well it is a DRAW bridge. Nice handiwork.
It’s funny because it looks like a moomin head in profile.
Bah, your nose isn’t that big.
You haven’t seen me excited
*slides down the ramp on an inflated innertube*
*SKA-WEEEEEEEEZES the Moomin*
*glides serenely on her way*
Moomin!!!
*supersqueeze*
*marshmallow-ysqueeze*
Now, I would gladly sit and spin on that!
whoa lol! This had to have been planned! lol
I don’t get it…….OH!
Wow. People here are being really punny.
the problem is, it’s more useful when it’s down.
It has to be up for the seamen to pass!
Well-played, Moosepod!
*golf fap!*
If you build it, they will come.
:O interesting D=
WOOOOOOT hey free nintendo points cards!!! GIVE ME FREE WII POINTS!!!!!!!!
THAT’S AN ORDER
Authorities are seriously thinking in changing the name of the town to St. Wienersburg
I can’t help but wonder if this would still be a WIN in any other country besides Russia…
Lol I’ve been there!
In Soviet Russia, these jokes are getting old…
This reminds me of a time when I drew on the sidewalk. With chalk. then it rained. And the chalk died. I cried. Then the sun came out, and dried up all the rain. Then the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.
spidur*
agen*
reemindz*
!*
chelk*
Leave satan alone!
alune*
k-k-k-kkombo breeker.
braker*
u speld break rwrung.
I found captain obvious! God, you people are annoying.
What did I do? BTW, Satan… learn to spell, this is why I’m your superior. Now go back to hell, like a good boy. And no supper for you.
no u dint/
:]
u gise arnt funny. wud u shut up. kthxbye
What is this I don’t even.
Don’t feed the trolls.
ha haha
I know, I hope that wasn’t too hard on you.
RasPutin it! Up up and away, gangplank to mothership Russia
Wait what?
Is this the way to the Roman-Catholic all-boys day-care center and preschool?
Oh wait, they put up a directional arrow to point the way…How thoughtful of them…
rofl no… its the way to stewies big and tall shop
Doesn’t look like anything, this is crap.
This is not a Win; this is a FAIL.
Would have been a lot better if this was a vid of the bridge opening
Waaait… Is that Jesus???
Something about raising a salute to passing boats and um… maybe a ‘seamen’ joke or something. WE OUT!!
I love this country.
Try Fail.
Poor ‘graffiti-er’, needs to make up for such a small pee-pee or lack of sex.
It was done by a group of artists/protestors called Voina, which means “war”.
Wow…what a terrible space ship!
the yr 12s in my school drew this on the footy field for yr 12 muck up day
gives new meaning to erecting a bridge
laser graffiti
it’s supposed to be a big mountain…. got it right?
O.O
thats one big thing
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the sad thing is most of my friends would totally do that and someone i know probably did.
Ain’t that Thunderbird 2?
This is new revolution in Russia
the funny thing is that this bridge is next to the Federal Security Service in St. Petersburg )
Genious.
looks like a whale
Lol. This is mildly amusing.
After all, size does matter.
Damn, let’s try that again.
After all..
*puts on sunglasses*
Size does matter.
Anyone got the one of Ferrari 599XX at the Nurburgring? I saw it on Top Gear Sunday and thought someone had it.
You would if they traced it.
I totally misread that comment. I read: I really don’t want to “be” the model.
This must be the bridge to Pen island!
Jee WIN for that big job!
qood site
dewiL anqeL