Sign posted on closed toilet in Hyde park, London.
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That sign’s a piece of crap!
You bet. It stinks!
It pisses me off!
Urine for it now!
I’m too pooped to complain.
Though it’s a useful nugget of information.
I am not sure I neede that dumped on me.
I don’t know how I’m going to manure my way onto this thread.
Best to leave now and be dung with it.
Just use the pool
Let it all go, Noko.
And I just got here. I was just baking. I was pinching alot of loafs.
this is the sort of things
*puts sunglasses*
that can piss you off
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fun factoid, chlorine does not have a smell. What you are smelling at the pool is a combination of:
dead skin
semen
urine
feces
sweat
body oils
blood
….and the reaction of those with chlorine, creating dihydrochlouride etc, yup.
Then why does bleach smell more or less the same as the chlorine at the pool?
Duh, because Bleach is made with dead skin.
Sorry, this is a myth. If you fill up a pool or pond with tap water from the hose, you can smell the chlorine before it evaporates. It smells the same as the pool, only much fainter because there is less chlorine. A hot tub also smells the same as a pool after you’ve filled it with water and treated it, but before you’ve even had the chance to get in.
Better to be pissed off then pissed on!
…unless you’re in to that type of thing….not that I know…or am suggesting that you know…but you know.
True, very true… if your into that sort of thing which I don’t think you are, but if you were, I’m ok with that. Ya know?
Ya…I know. Thanks for being ok with it though….Not that I have something for you to be ok with but you know.
I know that you know that I’m ok with you knowing that… *head explodes*
*slumps to the floor*
There, there it’ll get better trust me….I know.
*Temporarily lends MM a new head*
Give it back when you’re done, If I don’t return it to its original owner, it could be Vlad.
*Puts temporary head on, Blinks.*
*This one has a weird taste in the mouth*
“Hummms”
Good hummer.
“Aha!… That is the taste!”
ht tp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hummer
Where you drinking the cement again?
I’m glad someone caught that.
MM, would you say the taste is similar to bleach, but sweeter and with more protein?
I seem to have an h where an h doesn’t belong up there ^. Pardon me while I grab that little rascal.
*scolds ‘h’*
*chews a wad of gum*
I didn’t read that as “gum” the first time.
*Hides*
*Tilts head… *
“I would say it … *swishes* a tad salty yet fufilling”
Quietly replaces ‘g’ with ‘c’ *hides behind Knight*
*finds*
“Naughty naughty, now goto My room!”
Hey! I Gauntlet you do that!
Hey quit putting words in my mouth!
Is that an invitation? I think you’ll find I’m quite the Romantic when I’m not Baroque.
*Takes Helmet off, Moth flies out*
Damn!
What is this word ‘Romantic’?
*Taps My crop on the palm of My hand*
Baby, if you want to get a sensation through steel, I would recommend a mace or flail.
Drop the kids off at the pool….literal translation.
Taking the browns to the superbowl?
Fertiliser delivery, mmm hmmm
Cooking a brown carrot
Laying some submarine cable?
Feeding the rats?
Drilling for mud bunnies
Pinching a loaf of brown?
Updating the Captain’s log
Heading to the head?
Guard-robeing
Backing one out?
ROFL
I love peeing in the pool! It’s like I’m in the womb again.
Warm and floating in some else’s fluids? Sounds about right.
Floater!
Urealy had me going there for a minute!
Omg we have to shag in the swimming area!
Carpet.
Is that deep pile?
How plush!
You’re going to have to rug really hard to get that stain out though.
Can’t I just throw it out?
Fiber you I would just keep it.
*Tosses a Baby Ruth in the pool*
*points at “No baby throwing in pool area” sign*
*Looks @ sign, looks at candy bar in the pool*
*Shrugs*
*skips off*
*holds candlelight vigil for dead candy bar*
*calls Bill Murray*
Bill Murray! (I just laughed out loud)
Thanks Dr.
Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, …
*sniff sniff* I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think…
Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
*Puts on a gopher suit and dances on the green*
It’s in the hole!
That’s a bit fuzzy.
Would I be considered a furry?
Way ahead of you, sign.
What I wouldn’t give for a royal flush.
Yeah, every Saturday night, you’d
be like, “Flush me, Jay. Flush me. ”
I’d be like, “No. “
That’s different from a hearty Jack, right?
Captain Jack Harkness, at your service.
(hello there! what was your former name here?)
Diamond in the rough?
No former name, just jumped into the pool a couple of days ago.
Should have spent some lurking time first, It’s been a job just keeping my head above water.
It’s not a Club, but welcome all the same. Some days it takes some filtering!
Thanks, so far I’ve met nothing but kind Hearts, but it’s certainly a Full House by times.
Just don’t piss in it and we’ll be ok.
Oh sure, one time and they never let you forget it!
*nods*
And when we trace your IP and it turns out to be a nutter, then you’re… uh wha? Sorry, I was having a flashback.
I should stick to flashdance.
Well, so far you do seem like a maniac
*throws water on Drb*
♪♫ What a feelin’!!!
*dances on the ceiling*
Hey, I work hard for my money!
So you better treat him right.
*pool gradually turns purple*
I’ll get me coat.
Is it getting warmer?
There are toilets at swimming pools ???
…. there are showers.
Err. . .
*Stalls for time*
Now that you mention it, that does seem redundant.
That comment on redundance seems like a redundant comment.
I think you’re beating a dead horse there.
That is part of the health plan here at work. Beating dead horse, jumping to conclusions, backtracking, chasing down the boss, passing the responsibility, among other things.
You must have ObamaCare huh?
We have Idont Care, for company insurance. ObamaCare, I think will be a step up.
Its their Doodie to keep the bathrooms in clean.
Yup, I’ve had it up to here with their sh*t.
They’d better not show their feces here again.
Indeed, they need to take that crap somewhere else!
I have a lot to do, do you know what I mean? Have someone else take care of it.
Ok, where dookie-ep the mops?
WIN!
Where’d everyone go?
*checks pool*
*Treads water … wiggles fingers @ B2F*
Did you pee in there?
*shrugs*
But I have an early finish, sooo bysies, missing you already. *squeeze*
Smell ya later!
*flees*
Bye and good luck with those fleas!
*squeezes K@ before she leaves*
B2F! Long time, no ski!
*squeeze*
Um… I think I may have something of yours.
*gives B2F his fuzzy bunny slippers*
Ahhhhhhh! My fuzzy bunny slippers!!!!!!!! *puts slippers on hands*
Much better.
I’ll try not to steal them and replace them with angry ferrets again.
*feeds Gracie a Dark Side Cookie, just for kicks and giggles*
Mmmmmm! Cookies!
*noms*
*squeeze*
So what’s up man….still rolling nerdy or what?
Well, I haven’t had very many Dark Side cookies lately. That may actually be a good thing. Work’s been crazed, so I haven’t been here much. This is the first time all week I’ve even had time to view the fails, much less comment.
Yeah, I think this is the first time I’ve been here since last year. WAY suprised to see so many of the peeps here. Don’t you guys have lives! LOL
“Lives?” What is this “lives” that you speak of?
You don’t look like the B2th of old. You forget your own email address? The typos and grammar are about right.
*squeeze*
Oh, I assure you, I AM the B2th of old
I tried to log in using my old email address. There seems to be an “issue”
Oh, of course we have lives! We just play here while we’re at work!
Pfft! Speak for yourself!
*squeeze*
I get paid to fail. At least until they realize that is what they’re paying me for…
I used to get paid to fail. Now I don’t have time to fail, most days!
*lurches half way across blog*
*collapses like a corpse*
*
safety**rolls over onto back*
*stops moving*
I got to fail yesterday, but there was nothing funny about it.
*mumbles something about insane switches*
And why not? Public pools are just really big toilets for little kids anyway…
And for lazy adults.
Or for adults visiting this public pool
I used to swimming area before i even saw this sign 0_o
Dammit I thought I was the only one doing that! Wait… that means I’m in… AHHHHH.
Seriously though, I think the sign means the bathrooms in the swimming area. =/
LOL! Now, you all know this is ajoke!
That sign needs a side of epic with its fail
HAHA.. this is awesome..
That’s why I like to go to the full during the summer. It is a hole buffett of poopies and corn in poopies! ALso, limoney Urine! Yum
I just hope to find something like this one day!
Just fill the swimming pool =)
POOL’S CLOSED
This reminds me of the “Fornication in pool” sign fail.
Thaaaaaat’s why it’s always yellow-ish, ok.
Most of you were probably doing it already, but here’s a sign anyways.