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Well, that just steals the show.
I think that guy’s name is Rob.
they’re robbin the hood
well i guess while trying to break in
*puts sunglasses*
the burglars got broken
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I lol’d
do me a favor, ilya. Do that on every fail. I love it
I agree with Pun-isher. Pull a Horatio on every fail.
That was some hold up.
Now you’re just yoinking my chain.
They’ll be back…they’re just taking a break from entering.
They’re going to get some salt and a battery.
The streets were deserted though the police were alerted. They considered the phone call a hoax.
Here come the cavalry.
Let him who is without sin…
…miss out on a spicey mix-up.
Good morning, good doctor! Sleep well, I trust?
Indeedy I deed!
*squeezes!*
He tripped trying to escape, and fell on (his) knee.
We tried to throw him out of the Burglar’s Guild but he kept bouncing back.
He does seem a little hard-headed.
He’s a stoney, after all.
He’s not pulling off that caper.
Too bad they had to have a heisterectomy.
Now they walk with an empty swagger.
Yah…he thought he’d be shaking his booty, but he really just got a bum rap.
They only haul on this job was his ass.
Yet he violated the penal code.
Yeah, he tried to enter then break.
haha i watched this om the news last nite it happened in new zealand
Whoopsie daisy. That wasn’t supposed to happen.
Just hold on to your hard hat until ZA gets here.
He never arrived. I still don’t know what the fail is about.
Woops!!
Well, this won’t have the pizazz as ZA’s or Mouse’s explications, but I’ll give it my best shot.
The scene is a small, cemented courtyard during a snowstorm. Personae dramatis–two young men intent on nefarious deeds.
The young man #1 approaches the building closest to the security camera and heaves a large rock at a window. The rock bounces off the building and seems to hit the guy on his jacket front. Yet the would-be thief is undeterred! The second stone…that one bounces off the window and *BONK!!*s him right in the head. He staggers a bit…makes one more attempt with another stone, which nearly clocks his FRIEND in the background. At this point, they give up and run off.
Cue the tag “Those who attempt to break into glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”, the transmogrify a troll ad, and Marius chimes in with his powered by comment, “I believe it’s all gone to his head.”
Ta-daaaa!
*jazz hands*
Hee hee!!! The *jazz hands* made the story!
Well-played, DW.
She had me at “personae dramatis”.
LOL – me, too!
*sits with chin on hands, staring in awe*
*takes a bo…..*
*glances at Judy*
Erm…..
*slightly inclines head and exitsstageleftwithaquickness*
Aw, c’mon, sweetie – you know you’re exempt!
*runsforsweetlife*
Oh, you better run. I just saw the “geezer bus” comment…..
*squeeky cleans the XL size E.T. finger of all lubricant*
Run Dragon, RUN!!!!!
*snork-runs, shouting behind her–*
Remember who made you a goddess, Judyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
*ponders*
*”goddess” + / – / = “geezer bus”*
*wipes slate clean*
Slate? That was used back when people wrote on rocks, right?
Well, you know, Rob, since we’re old geezers waiting for the bus, we should know about such things…
*cautiously stops running*
*examines slate*
Nice cave drawings.
*runslikeneverbeforescreamingWOOOHOOHOOOOO!!*
Wow! It’s almost like she’s had experience writing.
*squeeeeeeeeeeezie*
He was stoned.
Twice.
we will, We will. Rock you.
♫Rock me Amadeus..♪
Ooooooo!
Oh, is my age showing?
*tucks in*
If yours is, mine must be, too!
♫Mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes…..♫♫
*giggles*
♫ I’m a danish, I’m a danish. I’m a danish, I’m a danish… ♫
♫♪ Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock ♫♪
♫♪and so i would not feel so all alone.
..e-verybody must get stoned ♫♪
♫♪ Rock of ages… ♫♪
♫ Gimme an R, O, C, K
Whatcha got? (ROCK)
And whatcha gonna do? (ROCK YOU)♫
(abstract little song from the 80s; no clue who sings it)
R O C K in the USA!
♫I’m in love with rock ‘n’ roll, satisfies my soul.
If that’s all there is, it ain’t so bad.♪
♫ One, two, three o’clock, four o’clock, rock,
Five, six, seven o’clock, eight o’clock, rock,
Nine, ten, eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, rock,
We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight! ♫
Rockit
rrrrockit
♫I am a rock….I am an Island.♪
♪ Rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock n roll high school ♪
♫ You can’t stop the rock ♫
♪ I wanna rock!
Rock!
There’s a feelin’ that I get from nothin’ else and there ain’t nothin’ in the world that makes me go!
Go!
Go, go, go, go, go! ♪
He’ll be ♫ Reelin’ & a-rockin’ ♪ all right…
HAMMYKINS!!!
*squeezesqueezesqueeze!*
I was just telling one of the peeps the other day that I missed you.
♫ Rock That Body…! ♫
♫ Let there be rock ♫ (clickie)
♪ Rock (yeah!)
..Ing (yeah)
..Bird…(yeah!)
…yeah…(yeah) ♪
♫♪ Rockin the Casbah
Rock the Casbah♪♫
♫♪ … we salute you ♪♫ (clickie)
♫♪Well I’m half awake
And half a world away
All my past mistakes
And every mispent day
Proves That I’ll never change
I’ll always stay the same
I wouldn’t have it any other way [x6]
GAINSVILLE! ROCK CITY!
GAINSVILLE! ROCK CITY!
GAINSVILLE! ROCK CITY!♫♪
(I’m so sorry…)
♫ Rocket! Yeahhh! Satellitttttte of looov! ♫
Oh, DrB, never apologize for Def Leppard!!!
(you might like…)
♫ I’m not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man…! ♫
Vintage Elton – nice!
Now look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!
Did they win the lottery?
Shirley you jest. Jack’s on top of that one.
No I’m not. And don’t call me Shirley.
Have we got clearance, Clarence?
WOOOTY-WOOOOOT MARIUS!!!
*gets out the party stuff and pops some champagne*
Yip Yippee Marius!
*throws confetti*
*sends out the marching band*
*Marches for Marius*
*Mariachi for Marius*
*throws out sambreros*
*leads parade in jeep*
*salutes as huge floats and banners with “CONGRATULATIONS, MARIUS!!!” follow behind*
*the entire London Philharmonic Orchestra follows behind*
*ten gun salute*
*brick fly by*
*flashes GBF*
*waits*
Ok, where are my beads?
(and CONGRATS marius!)
*mouth drops open*
*is temporarily stunned*
*whispers* she’s on the gras’s.
I’d lend you some beads, but I don’t have the right sort
*rides atop one of the largest floats*
*performs special wiggledance for Marius*
*spells M-A-R-I-U-S with hips*
*follows with eyes*
*gets dizzy, falls over*
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
Woohoo Marius!
*leads troop of acrobat doggies through parade*
Woopwoop Marius!
*rocks on*
WahHoo, Marius!
*makes with the balloons*
Yay, Marius!! Normally I drink straight from the bottle, but in honor of your powering…
*breaks out the glasses*
But those were the good glasses, Admiral! You’d better replace them, and get something to clean up that mess.
Congratulations to Marius!
If I haven’t actually met Marius am I still eligible for champagne?
*puppy look*
Soitenly.
*shakes up champagne bottle*
Open wide!
*removes thumb from mouth of bottle*
Pbbbbt…
I kind of asked for that, didn’t I?
Still good though
*throws a Shamwow to Captain Jack*
Thank you, sir.
You’re welcome! There’s some glass on the floor over there.
*points*
Thanks!
*picks up glass and wipes up the bubbly*
*Shows up late in a party hat*
Tanks Peeps!
*Opens a new bottle of Macallan*
*Sets up a round for all the Failpeeps*
Sláinte!
*does a jigger*
Nice of you to show up! *squeeze!*
Sorry, work has been a bit rough of late.
*SQUEEZE!*
I’m leaving extra SQUEEZES for all of the other peeps I miss.
You know who you are. . .
*takes a squeeze*
*leaves more squeezes for the peeps*
Glad you could make it, Marius!
Congrats Marius….I unedrstand tutterlly and oately.
*takes squeeze*
*sends one Marius’ way*
*takes squeeze*
*leaves now over-the-limit credit card used to purchase replacement stemware*
*takes a squeeze*
*leaves with a little wiggle*
*takes squeeze*
*leaves a pouched mammal*
Whoohoooo!!! Wooty-woot, Marius!!!
*tosses sparkly confetti*
*brings out hors d’oeuvres tray*
WOOHOO Way to go Marius!
*assembles the marching band*
darn, Missed it by that much. L_ln
*shakes head*
No no no. That piece goes over there.
Oooh! Are we doing a puzzle! I love puzzles.
But… but… the instructions are written in Sanskrit. *pouts*
*gives LCB a decoder ring*
It was in my cereal this morning!
The instructions are translating now…
“BESURETODRINKYOUR…”
One of my favorite movies.
“Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.”
‘Fra-Gee-Lay’, It’s Italian!
“Oh honey, you should see how it looks from out here.”
You used up all the glue on purpose!
You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid.
That’s just part of the puzzle, LCB.
Oh, wait. I had my glasses on inside-out. My bad.
*Locates Slot B, looks around for Tab A*
Dilly is over thataway, I think. ←
I hope a certain special someone is wearing clothes today!
I’m glad LCB said “*Locates Slot B, looks around for Tab A*” and not Granny. Takes on a whole different tone, doesn’t it?
*looks completely innocent*
*reads LCB’s p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face*
I thought I told you you couldn’t do that.
WOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!
Way to go, bro!!!!!
*squeeeeeeeze*
+154 robbing defense skill
Anyone need two cement blockheads?
That one guy should have given his friend a boost.
They need that news reporter to show how to do it.
That probably didn’t cause much damage, as there wasn’t much in his head to begin with.
But what about those poor bacteria and parasites?
He has a lice sense to kill.
Did he bugger off?
*Squeeze*
That’s just nit-picking.
I assure you, Aja. There are no piranha here.
Someone strung up the barrier tape – worms can’t get in.
True. Those microbes don’t deserve that kind of punishment.
The pane was too much to go through.
OH! Good one, freshmaker!
Thanks Jud… Divine Goddess of the Cuddle Puddle!
They weren’t screened well, either.
They shoulda brought a woman to help…but they shutter out.
They wanted to, but they could see right through her.
This has been a nice thread (even on reflection!).
It panes me that you seem think it’s glazed over so soon!
Wow there are some great fails today.
Well done Failblog!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
What a pisser.
Did he miss her?
No, he just tried to diss her.
Something seems amiss here.
Maybe we should try to fix her.
Fix her? I don’t even know her.
Oh…okay then.
*throws her down a fissure*
Wow, what a violent way to dismiss her!
You should make up and kiss her.
Ted! What are you doing here? You can’t fly this plane!
It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying! ♪
Yes, we are all individual ♪
Did he deaded?
We don’t knowned.
Criminals are rarely burdened with an overabundance of smarts.
I usually consider myself as an intelligent person, maybe I should give this criminal stuff a try.
*Thinks*
Wait… No, that wouldn’t be a good idea.
And there we have it.
I tihnk I got moderated for putting my email in a post…
ummm look for James Davison of facebook it’s got a cool looking overlord pic as the default
the previous was completly OT
They’ll be back after the break.
@ Nil – You’re wrong. There is such a thing as an invisible disability. It might be someone who is mobile, but cannot walk or stand for long periods of time. Hell, I know several people who are legally blind that carry on just fine without a cane or an assistance animal.
Not every disability or pain is visible to the naked eye. Dolt.
Whether this particular person has a physical ailment or is merely lazy is anyone’s guess. (although there appears to be a nurse standing behind her.)
This is not the fail you’re looking for.
*waves paw mysteriously*
*Calmly walks away, looking for another fail, blank look in eyes*
*Has no idea why*
I always seem to be like that, wandering from fail to fail with no purpose, no home…
*sniffles*
♫ Let it rain down on me♫..Phil Collins song.
Ironic, eh?
That guy throws like Obama, no wonder he failed.
Haha! Dumb criminals! Crime doesnt pay!
haha~like obama!!
hahah the boomerang effect prove on rats..
hahaha this happened where i live – check out the news story:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3803075/Would-be-burglar-hit-by-own-rock
Two potential burglars abandoned their smash and grab after one of them was hit in the head with his own rock, say Wellington police.
Two people were caught on camera trying to smash a window of Empire Skate, in Herd Street, Chaffers Marina in the early hours of May 30, said Detective Sergeant Mark Scott today.
“We can see from the CCTV images, one of the offenders is seen throwing a rock at the window which then comes down and hits him on the head, at which point they flee the scene.”
i betcha its the same dude, in that other video, who was trying to escape with the ladder, but kept falling down and failing.
doood…. idk where that background music is from, but for some reason i hate it…..
This was at my mates skateboard shop, Empire, in Wellington, New Zealand. Too funny.
Too bad the rock didn’t bounce off one head and hit the other, killing both.
That brick is my new hero, I need its autograph <3
What you want for nothing? A rubber biscuit?
People who live in glass houses have to open the door. –Karl Pilkington
Ye best not check out art of trolling. Stupid ads on videos are stupid. Apparently Art of Trolling is such a poor-quality site that they don’t even list it on the Cheezburger Network list.
I love how the news segment on Stuff is named “Burglary fail”. I just knew then that it would be here.
It’s good to see that buildings are finally starting to fight back. Been thinking of signing my house up for self-defense courses at the YMCA as well.
lol this was in wellington
You gotta have a bit of brain in that head to break a window, you know? =)
I don’t know what’s better, the store implacably denying these would-be thieves access in a hilariously karmic way, or (According to a bbc article) the police going on record as saying “they hope the experience has knocked some sense into the burglar”! XD
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10300151.stm
if only they could Plexiglas glass our borders
This video quality is crappy beyond belief. I can’t tell whether glass shards are shooting at them or pixies are chasing them.