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OMG HAX, HAO COME I R NOT FIRST D:<!!!!
Translation, somebody? Anybody?
I’m not sure, but I think the babah troll is having a hard time coming to grips with the space-time continuum.
lol that’s epic
YA AM SO HARD LOL
WOULD HAVE BEEN MOAR HARD IF I WUZ FIRST THO BUT I AIN’T >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
TIMMAH!
TIMMAH Rules!
He is a retired fisherman who lives in Brazil and he doesn’t have both legs and one arm. He adapted a Yamaha 125cc into his wheelchair and started using in the road, until the police stop him because he doesn’t have neither a driver’s license, much less permission to drive a motorized wheelchair.
So if you have both, you can?
Yes. But you have to do the bottle dance to get the permission for driving motorized wheelchair. I don’t know why, that’s just the brazilian way.
*Checks Wrist-strap*
“Oh My God Hax, how come I am not the first!”
Well, Hax appears to be the name of some diety.
As for the rest, I recognize the words but the sentence makes no sense to me.
Hax=hacker.
If Hax is the name of some deity… and is also shorthand for hacker… that means this is the Matrix?
Eeep! A mouse in the matrix!!!
The matrix has you …
I see a Soviet Russia “joke” starting here.
In Soviet Russia, matrix has you!
Would it not be, ‘In Soviet Russia, You has matrix.”
In soviet russia, the red pill takes you…
What if you just crush and snort both pills?
This guy is from my town, he don’t have both legs and one arm.. the weelchair was made by him using motorcycle parts haha
He is a retired fisherman in brazil that has no legs and a arm, and the police stoped him because he has no licence to drive this thing in public freeway.
Sure, there you go:
A retired fisherman, who has two legs and one arm, decided to test a motorized wheelchair in a federal highway in the region of Itapema (SC) (Brazil). An amateur cameraman caught the ride that took place earlier this year. The images were released only now.
His piece of “equipment” left cars and trucks eating dust. But the test was interrupted by the Federal Highway Police, who asked him to stop the wheelchair. He was arrested by driving on public roads without the permission or license.
Three thoughts…
Death wish? It’s not the 40kph, its the sudden stop into the grille of a passing lorry…
Federal Police Fail. Taking this guy’s fun away!
The new Mega Power Chair! And Medicare will pay for it!
the guy has no legs, and uses a motorized wheel chair, in the end he gets a ticket for driving without a license
I am NOT cleaning that up.
Happens every time a failpeep goes too fast.
Free Wheeling!
The wheeechiair finally made its escape.
…and has been TURBOCHARGED!!
Somebody pimped his ride good!
Lookit those rims!!
You need a lot of carbon fiber for that ride!
You need a lot of fiber, period.
Careful, there!!!
Don’t worry, nightshayde…I’m pretty sure there aren’t any overpasses that are that low.
What about underpasses that are that high?
Wait… wut?
The only high pass I know is the *puff puff pass* maneuver.
Huh? I got the snacks!
The last thing you want is a zombie with a bad case of the munchies.
*nods knowingly*
*nods off*
*reads ‘Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod’*
Hey, Blinkin’!
Did you just call me Abe Lincoln?
Naw man, I said Hey Blinkin’.
*heads’a Sinkin*
*starts drinkin*
Inky, blinky, pinky & clyde
WOOOO-HOOOO, NOCON!
That was back in March of ’09. Anybody seen him lately?
Oh, and Wooty-woot!
*throws confetti*
I haven’t seen him in quite a while, otherwise I’d wheel out the cannon.
How did he end up in the wheelchair in the first place?
Driving wheelchairs on the highway. An endless cycle.
haha CYCLE WIN:D
From exceeding the speed limit on his pimped-out lawn mower.
Use arms to tuuuuuuuuuuuuurn…
WIN
correction… use the ONE arm left to tuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
Epic Akmed The Dead Terrorist win!
I KEEEEEEEEEEEEL UUUUUU!
My old driving school teacher always told he’d end up like this one day…
tuning up his electric wheelchair
But seriously guys, what could he possibly have done to this thing in order to make it run like THIS?!??!?
*Checks wrist-strap*
No rift activity or unusual energy readings, so whatever it is must be human tech and from this time period.
Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so…
Whoa…that’s deep!
I’m hungry now.
Wish I could take credit for that line!
I remember friends reading that book when I was younger, I of course was too cool for that back then.
Now I’m adding it to my ‘should read’ list.
DON’T PANIC!
Both the book AND the movie are awesome!
meh, didn’t really like the movie. Quite disappointing.
Awwwww — I’m sorry, Jules. Did it not follow the book enough for you?
I actually loved the movie, in part because it followed the book fairly decently and in part because it didn’t (nothing Adams did with that title ever matched – in fact often contradicted each other). But mostly because it was one of (THE?) last projects Adams was involved in before he died.
So long and thanks for all the braaaaaaaiiiiinnnzzzzzz.
Well-stated, my zombie friend. Well-stated, indeed.
*squeeze*
I preferred the Infocom text adventure game.
Clickie if you want to play it some random site in .nl
*squeezies the mouse*
I have all the Infocom games on my laptop. You just never know when you’ll get that hankering to play Zork or Leather Goddesses of Phobos.
*gives some no tea to Mouse*
same, book was much better
I read the whole series during lunch at my High School. I have both movies, The original BBC *I think* version on Laserdisc and the newer one on dvd.
You ought to read it soon. He had a lot of good books, The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul being one of my favorites.
Wow, I call that illusion allusion confusion.
Starfishyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Just what are you eluding to?
*squeeeeeeeeeze*
LGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*superdupersqueezes*
Just for fun I check The Google. I love the description of the robot, Marvin.
*Upgrades the book to ‘must read’ list*
I’ll have your pan galactic gargle blaster waiting when you finish the book.
*hints*
The name was too good to not look up.
So gold brick=good, grog=bad. Got it!
The gold brick is only good if it’s wrapped with a lemon wedge. And used to smash your braaaaaiiiinnnzzzzzzz out.
Oh no…grog = good because grog = gut-busting laughter and everyone knows that laughter is good medicine.
*angelic look*
*polishes halo*
*hands K@ a gargle blaster with a little umbrella in it*
♫Welllll it’s all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog…♪
*yoinks back drink from Scotty*
*squeezies all*
You’ll love God’s message, lol.
When you’re done you’ll be so hip you have trouble seeing your pelvis at times!
Qwaz! Have you been in the parking garage all this time?
Only about Five hundred and seventy-six thousand million, three hundred five thousand and seventy nine years.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
time is in dialation…
he’s brazilian, he’s smart!
I’ll bet it does
Well…Brazilians DO smart.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart
Groovy.
So smart, he won’t even need a handicap parking spot !
He uses a motorcycle engine
Gabrille
June 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
He is a retired fisherman who lives in Brazil and he doesn’t have both legs and one arm. He adapted a Yamaha 125cc into his wheelchair and started using in the road, until the police stop him because he doesn’t have neither a driver’s license, much less permission to drive a motorized wheelchair.
Wait until he burns up those wheel bearings while going 65mph. It ain’t gonna be pretty
Wheel bearings? Where we’re going, we don’t need wheel bearings!
i’d be more concerned with the tire
and it’s not 65 thats for sure…
u arent a hobbyist i dont think.. no no. ur more like a wannabe ball breaker
dogeballs a sport too look it up..
im out. /:-
i dun git it!
Impresionante!
Ka-zoom!
Reminds me of the guy who got a DUI for riding his bar stool while intoxicated.
Ever see that Youtube video of the guy who kept getting DUI’s for driving his riding lawnmower to the liquor store? Search for “drunk lawn mower guy”.
If the world becomes populated with folks like this, folks like me would have to live on entrails alone.
Just entrails? But Brrrraaaaiiinnnsss are the spice of… uh.. un-life.
*limps by*
*notices mentionings of brains*
*safety**Hankers for brains*
Did someone say Brainz?
No, he said braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnzzzzzz.
Just to clear it out, the guy used his old motorcycle motor and installed it on the wheelchair……there should be more people like this!
They tend to keep their numbers in check.
ITS NOT LUPUS
We’re watching a news report in a foreign country (I don’t recognize the language, sorry). The news van is filming on the rain slick highway while following something cruising down the center lane in traffic. It appears to be a guy in a wheelchair, but it’s keeping up with highway traffic so it can’t be. Or can it? We follow as it pulls over to the right lane and gets off on the next off-ramp and sure enough, it IS a guy in an electric wheelchair! He has prosthetic legs and one arm, but does us the favor of wearing a helmet and goggles. You know, for
safety.“The speed limit: Not just for cars anymore.” The art of trolling ad reminds us WHY this guy built his wheelchair to go this fast and Noconspiracy powers with “A true win in every sense of the word!” Then the bicycle dude gets hit by a high powered wheelchair going 60MPH, wipes out big time and is struck by lightning to proclaim … DOT ORG!
Then the whole mess is buried underneath the collapsing, phallic shaped overpass. Fortunately the wheelchair was fast enough to get out of the way in the nick of time and speeds off into the sunset.
the leanguage is portuguese. at the end he’s been stopped by the police haha
What for, speeding?
what kind of idiot dint see that travesty of justice :/
justice. damn foiled again
i got a ticket doin this
and not for what youd not think it was.
*Slaps Jimmy*
We’re losing him!
Maybe, but we’re gaining him. Are you telling me you’ll miss him?
If we loose him, you can have him ZA.
But…but…loosing is not a option!
No worries, I don’t really want him anyway.
Finicky zombies.
I’ll bet you’ve never seen that!
*points*
*squints*
*tilts head*
*doesn’t say whose head that was*
*click!*
Tight is right?
Lefty loosey, righty tighty. Unless you’re a NASCAR driver, of course.
*Pulls out laser rifle*
Not this time.
DUCKS!
WHERE?
*spins around looking for ducks*
*sees laser rifle*
*runs and hides*
*standing ovation*
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!
He’s a Romanian Senator?
That was a foot???
chinese battering ram…
*sends Judy an invoice for a new monitor*
*expresses Jucy*
Orange you glad you did that?
*squeeze*
Ahhhh. Freshly-squeezed Jucy! My favorite.
5
5 dolla
5 dolla suckie suckie?
Why would you want to suck on a $5 bill? Money’s dirty.
Mmmmm….crack…
I once saw a girl drop a whole bunch of money in the ladies room at a bar, one of those not-too-clean ladies rooms at that. She picked up the money and then went out to the bar and bought a drink with that money.
Money is filthy.
Well I guess he was Brazilian therefore the language is portuguese and I think the van had better things to do…
Uhulllllllll Santa Catarina – Brazil in FAIL Blog!!!!
FAIL BLOG!!!! . ORG. jesuus
Actually: Uhuuulll Balneário Camburiú, SC/ Brazil, AGAIN on Fail Blog DOT ORG!
Or don’t you remember that time the Huge Santa was on fire?
I found it amusing that he was actually passing some of the other vehicles
like yours?
teehee
Actually, probably! I tend to not drive over the speed limit if I can help it, so I get passed by almost everyone on the road. =)
this is portugal, mind you, this is where people eat tentacles for breakfast. f’n sik
i’d love to chat but im a afriad my sexuality wouldn’t allow it
toodles
Um, why?
I ask myself that everyday…
That is not Portugal its Brazil, its very easy to identify wich portuguese version is that because of the distinct accent.
You can tell by looking at the pixels?
Watch out for bugs in the teeth
I know someone at school who has a wheelchair that can go up to 40 mph
…once
♫ …twice, three times a lady! ♪
*shakes fist*
I’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!
he has no legs ando only one arm! Hmm gess haw that happened ?!!?
He survived the zombie infection?
did he die?
Can’t believe I’m the first to say it :X
he accidentally the wheelchair
Decided me wasn’t good enough, eh?
There’s only so far “me” can carry you. I mean, Smytt is such a better choice for a screen name, don’t you think?
Meep Meep!
*Digs hole in highway and covers with twigs*
*Mistress’s wheelchair speeds over twigs without disturbing them*
*tests twigs with toe, then steps on them*
*twigs collapse, Jack falls into hole whle holding up sign that says ‘Help’*
*watches as an anvil inexplicably drops from the sky and follows Jack down*
*uses pencil to erase Dragon and redraw her skiing down the mountainside, for a short time*
*Looks up as anvil shaped shadow get’s larger and larger*
*Holds ‘Eeep!’ sign*
*splats*
*crashes into tree while skiing*
*slides down tree as both skis go around the tree and keep on going*
*collects chunks of Captain Jack splat and puts them in a pile*
He’ll be fine…
*Cloud of smoke clears*
*Sitting in my wheelchair looking down into the hole*
*Drops one end of a rope down*
*Anvil tied to other side*
MEEP MEEP – BANG!
*gone with a puff of smoke*
*Paints cave on the side of mountain*
*puts ‘Willing Sub Inside’ sign pointing to fake cave*
*hides behind bush*
*Mistress’s wheelchair zooms into cave*
*Eyes the sign, puts the pedal to the metal*
*CRASH!*
*SPLATS into the side of the mountain*
*Slowly slides down like a pancake*
*Wheelchair wheels roll away*
*Attaches Acme brand bicycle pump to Mistress’s…*
*…or maybe over here to her…*
*…oh I know I’ll put…*
*…to Mistress’s belly-button and inflates her back to normal size*
*Floats in the air*
*Returns to her feet*
*Offers handshake for a truce*
*twisted*
*Disconnects fake arm with a lit wick*
MEEP MEEP!
*POOFS!*
*Assplodes!*
*Puts up umbrella*
*collects bits of Captain Jack hail and puts them in a pile*
He’ll be fine…
Thanks Mouse, just give me a minute to pull myself together.
Slightly OT: Is school out yet? It looks like the migration is beginning…
You noticed?
It’ll make for good exercise, though!
I know for sure around here all the schools are out now. For some reason they like to stager the endings. Elementry 1st, Middles 2nd, Safety 3rd, and High school last.
Picture the chaos if they all got out at the same time. Besides, III has to go to II’s graduation and vice versa. That trick is very hard to pull off if they’re graduating simultaneously.
Migration?
You’ll see. The troll population is about to increase by an order of magnitude.
*puts on troll-kickin’ boots*
*reaches under ring and pulls out chair*
*gathers up hot-potato gun, pink sparkly bat, shellacked hallibut, shellacked mackerel*
Ooh! Oooh! Don’t forget my 6′ Wooden Spoon!
*hands spoon to DITH*
*pulls out blunt troll-beating club and salts it to make troll wounds burn*
*gets shellacked mackerel back so’s I can use it*
I’ll work on getting the glower going too.
Oh, shouldn’t they all go play outside or something?
Seems these days that there are more toys to play with inside than there are outside…
What is “Outside”?
Google it, sweetie Qwaz. You might have a little difficulty understanding the concept, though. But do your best.
*Googles*
…Looks dangerous and pointless. There’s not even a place to plug in my phone!
Here you are, braaaaiiiiinnn the size of a planet and they ask you to play outside.
The Big Blue Room!
..but while there out there they better stay off my lawn!
Yeah, what he said! And turn down that gosh darn loud music while you’re at it!
I think you mean ‘While they’re out there..’
Bloody aliens can never get the language right.
*nods earnestly*
The bloodless ones, too…
YO dawg i have made a special car for ya
Yes ♫Schoooools out for summer♪
This guy lives in Brazil. He adapted a Yamaha 125cc into his wheelchair and started using it on the freeway until the day the patrol stopped him for….the vehicle registration (WTF?!!).
He might have a good excuse. I’m not sure about Brazil, but where I’m from the DMV won’t allow you to register a vehicle that does not have a VIN on it.
Do they give you a hard time renewing your license?
Being dead an all…
Ever drive in CA before? They’ll give a license to anybody.
Just like IL Horrible drivers!
For 40 Bucks, anyone is a driver here….lol
*nods knowingly*
Wrap it in tin foil, and it’s a Smart.
finally, my dreams of wheelchair drifting are over!
Brazilian Mario Kart! WOW!!!!!!
meh was done in Silver Bullet.
he stopped so to refill gas
WHEEEEEchair!
Well, I’m brazilian and I can tell you: LOL, this is in Brazil, I wish I had seen in on the road!
I really laughed loud because of this guy.
on a TV show here in Brazil, he said that reaches 120 km / h… /o/
And that’s why he lost his legs… well, at least he has nothing to lose this time…
Wow! has she been checked for steroids?
OMG, HAHAHAHHAA. Its a Brazilian Journal (Jornal Hoje – Today journal).. Im going to translate that and post it here.
[Carlos Nascimento] imagine you on a highway and suddenly far you notice what looks like a motorcycle.
Coming closer, the surprise: It’s a motorized wheelchair.
And it stops only when the Federal Highway Police asks to pull over.
He is Francisco Carlos Roma, a retired fisherman who doesn’t have both legs, nor one hand.
He was stopped for driving on a public road without permission or license for driving.
[Sandra Annenberg]Impressive.
It won’t take long until those who’re NOT in a wheelchair are the disabled ones!
That is really cool! we should get more of those for the handicapped!
TIMMY!!!!!!!!!
i dont see any engine so wat is he doing paddling??
He just has very strong arms.
Darwin award 2 be!!! LOL
He is Brazilian!!
He NEVER gives up!!
until he crashes into a car and dies, that is…
I wonder how he got those prostetics?
*Drives next to a Porsche*
Hey ya grandma, you’re blocking the way, hurry up!
gotta be careful of road rage in people missing their legs and hand
Yeah BRAZIILLL !
High five bro! that went fast
Vocês adoram o Brasil, hein?!
The text on the the end is describing a wrong situation, the guy was not arrested for high speed but for drive without license.
HAHAHA this guy is from my region, this road is like 10 miles away, and ive seen this on tv when i was at lunch XD ive seen he rollin on the sidewalk before XDDDDDDD awesome
That is SOOOO cool. I just sent this to a friend of mine with Cerebral Palsy who uses an electric wheelchair, she’ll love this!
This is in Brazil…they’re speaking portuguese..
Yah , those dam thing just hapen’ here , in Brazil , like , we have Ronaldinho Gaucho! Just look at his face man!
That was in the city of Itapema SC Brazil
Just to clarify, he lost his legs and arm in an accident involving electricity (I don’t recall if he touched some live wire or if he was just lightning struck).
is it me, or did the narrator say, boobika?
Ok, The retired-unlegged-armless-fishman was stop by police.
And they were worried about driver´s licence? And how about the mobile? I´m worry if that.. wheelchair-thing… have a licence to speed at 90km/h, most mini-motos can´t do…