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Storm trooper does local weather forecast in San Antonio, Texas.
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Some days you’ve just got to force yourself to go to work.
Don’t be darth, it’s never quite that bad!
Sometimes I wish I could send a clone instead.
troop of storms coming up though..
Luke, it’s Wednesday- over halfway through the week, don’t be down!
The ton ton hates humpday.
It’s Hans down the worst day.
Shoulda Leia’d in bed another hour.
I wish I could just adroid getting out of bed altogether.
…just Lando back in dreamland…zzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzz
no way dude, no way!
This isn’t the weather we are looking for.
Star Wars.
It’s a trap!
At least it’s a costume and not some Tatooine…
Next up: Luke Skywalker with Sports.
And now jabba the hutt with ‘Health and fitness’
CO-CO-CO-COMBO BREAKER. sorry i hate puns >.<
Things may be Wookieng up?
It sounds like jibber-Jabba to me.
E- Wok can I do, no one believes me.
Mondays are the worst. It’s so (jar) jarring to come back in after the weekend.
oh boy … wato day.
Pod raced our Souls.
*bows head in sorrow*
We don’t have an x-wing or a prayer.
I might get out and go to the Maul.
Wow, this apathy is insidious.
i love star wars puns
An A Kin do more, if you let me.
c-c-c-combo breaker
Obi Wank3r Nooby? ^
*golf craps*
^5s K@!
I find his lack of faith disturbing.
Why’d it have to be snakes.
M…kay.
This is what the crisis did to all of us…
Are you saying that the crisis caused him to get a second job as a storm trooper and to save time he wears his uniform at both places?
It may save travel time, but i magine the time he spends trying to go to the bathroom!
I wonder if STORMS are in the forcast?
What a trooper.
someone probably made it do it by Force
What a Darth thing to do to someone.
Maybe he’ll phaser out of it.
It could be his shot at the bigtime!
Considering they couldn’t hit a Starcuiser from point blank, he’ll probably get the forcast wrong too.
The only thing he could shoot was this photo.
It’s going to be stormy trooper.
The production Exec is gonna be a stormy pooper if they don’t find what happened to the Weather Girl!
She’s out getting Leiad.
She Can’t help her Fettish.
No no, one of her implants exploded after a bad boba job.
By Jango you may be right! *Rysqueezies*
*has a k@gasm*
Tonight, we introduce laser tracked weather.
If you can hit womp rats back home, you should be able to hit a space that size.
Have you seen those guys hit anything smaller than the Millenium falcon?
Your lack of faith is disturbing.
Ruh oh.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
*ducks*
*has been standing behind K@*
*starts choking*
ACK!
It’s a TRAAAAAP!
*flees*
You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
I’ll be careful, then…
The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
Never tell me the odds!
Seriously!?! Jesus…
This is why you don’t stand behind a failpeep.
Especialy me. I have a spiked tail.
(on wendsday)
And try to avoid standing in front of Granny.
*Makes correction*
Try to avoid standing anywhere within 5 feet of Granny.
I was going to say Granny only has 2….. *thinks*
No, I can’t be sure about that.
Granny has 4.
Don’t ask how i know. just know it can’t be unseen.
TK-421, Why arn’t you at your post? Oh that’s why…
Laugh it up fuzz ball!
Why does he need that cod-piece?
To conceal his blaster.
That is what tables are for
“Senator Organa, what is that on your display?”
I blame Greedo.
I hear he never shoots first. Greedo I mean, I’m not sure about Arthur.
Arthur is a guy, he always shoots first, not even caring if you even loaded your gun.
Ry!!!!!!
*pouncetacklesqueeze*
Nicetacya!
But your not bitter and that’s important.
Maybe you’ve just been hanging out with the wrong guys.
You always let the Mookie win.
Long time no…*squeeze!*
These aren’t the clouds we’re looking for….
You can go about your business….
Move along…
I’m not sure weather I can go about my business after seeing this…
I’m sure you’ll soldier through, you seem like a trooper.
You’re just trying to snow me…
I assure you, I would never clone around about something like this.
You really seem to have a sunny disposition, CJ…
Why thank you very much, I do my best to avoid Tropical Depression.
You present quite a warm front yourself.
*offers a Hurricane to new failfriend CJ*
Drinks for everyone in honor of CJ!
*feels left out*
I guess I’ll just stay over here.
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy.
Okay!
*prepares evil*
*cuts off tea’s hand anyway*
Strong these winds are. But fall the rain won’t, hmm?
Low 90′s the temperature will be.
Meza seezin heeeapp big clouds.
*considers bringing out the hoard for this one*
Roger, Roger.
Only if he gives permission.
Over, Over.
Under, Under
Easy easy!
Rider rider!
Niner niner
Spider
spider
!
collider! collider!
boner boner? you never know
OK, a crate of lager, 24 bottles of bubbly, new loo seats, pure white candles and 2kg of m&ms- no brown ones.
It’s easy not to have any brown ones when they’re all green.
Roger Roger
From the look of the front of the “trooper”‘s suit, it’s no wonder he’s a weatherman and not on the front lines. He looks like he flunked out of the weight requirements.
Hey wait STOP…
I’ve had plans to take over that area for six months. Damn empire and thier weather machine.
Leila…
I’m afraid this is one fail that she just wouldn’t get…
Still…
Leila…..!
Isn’t he a little short for a stormtrooper?
Also, what is with the extra duct tape?
Duct tape is like the force,
it has a light side and a dark side
and it holds the universe together.
*Wrapps ZA in duct tape. *
*Keeps*
Even more idiotic is that it’s a stormtrooper helmet, but clonetrooper body armor and rifle, I believe. One or the other, bro.
The Doppler Radar has failed for the last time (admiral)
*borrows Jam*
*catapults at radar*
*looks around*
What?
Our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing.
Comb the desert!
“We ain’t found” ….opps, wrong movie.
Teehee…
*Pokes*
*Doesn’t Pay*
*Runsawaywithaquickness*
Raspberry!
Hey hey, say it, don’t spray it! Pbbbbbt
The last thread with jam and raspberry in it, did not go well. Not at all!
This part again? Did someone hit the rewind button? When does now happen?
What the hell am I lookin at?
*waves hand*
Thats no moon…..
Tom didn’t get the memo about not wearing his Halloween costume on camera…
Nephophobia – fear of clouds.
And, just for fun,
Hoplophobia – fear of guns.
*gives the cloud a gun*
Mwahahaha your screwed
What about my screwed?
Well … -erm … it kind of seems to be missing there…
*goes to hardware store*
*makes purchase*
Here, try this.
*hands to Knight*
*Looks at screwed*
*Sheepishly attaches screwed*
It seems as though I was missing an ounce of steel…
*Bolts*
♫ Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete ♫
Seems like me and the Zombie guy have something in common. BTW, what is under this armor?
*Starts removing pieces*
So’s that bad, Knight?
I didn’t mean any ‘arm(or).
*pat.pat*
There, there, Knight. Go rescue a lady and make yourself feel better…
Even if I could find a damsel, I’m not sure I could handle distress.
Nevertheless…
Well change into something less flamboyant then.
Being buoyant of flames is somewhat the point.
Not sure buoyancy is what I’d ask for if I was on fire. I’d want to dive deep enough to put myself out.
Storm trooper stays on the light side of the doppler radar.
Well sure. Would you want to freeze off your TaunTauns?
I need to watch my local news more often
In San Antonio~
No no, that’s a weather forecast FAIL.
Plus a poster fail, for thinking it’s a win.
First teen Werewovles now a Stormtrooper doing the weather report, San Antonio is a city of strange people, must be something in their water.
Texas, this is. Strong in the Force, they are.
Told you did he?
whats with this yoda yoda?
That’s a CLONE TROOPER. Not a stormtrooper. Stormtroopers would not have the blue on their uniforms, but plenty of clone troopers did. GET IT STRAIGHT!
THANK YOU! I’ve been scrolling through this WHOLE PAGE to see if anyone else noticed that! *hugs*
K3PO better!
hahaha cuz he’s a STORM trooper and he’s forecasting WHETHER or not there will be a STORM…
lol double pun
“These are not the storm clouds you’re looking for.”
“These are not the storm clouds I’m looking for.”
That is a Stormtrooper Commander from the Force Unleashed game. OP was correct
ewww there is a kid at my school that sometimes he dresses like that thing(not sure what that is) and well he goes araoound jumping and saying things i dont understand
also with a shiny sword
not saying all the fans of the movie are loosers just the one at my school thanks
Yo, da Star Wars puns are getting a little forced.
More like epic fail…..
Now I know the reason for those bumper stickers that say “Don’t Mess With Texas”
Muhahaha… he knows to heat up the crowd ^^
Fail:
comment for wronge picture -.-
should have been on the exam presentation
Storm tracker . . . storm trooper . . . what’s the difference?
tomorrows forcast, 15% chance of deathstar, and 100% chance of raining stromtroopers….possibly clone troopers…i would advise everyone to repair their landspeeder canopies right now…luke, i mean YOU.
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
STAR WARS IS GAY MOVIE FOR GAY PEOPLE
*Force choke*
the recession hit the death star hard. luckily, joe had a meteorology degree to fall back on.
Once again, use Epic Win FTW for wins. Man, you people are morons.
Now, Luke Skywalker with sports. Today’s sport is Force Training.
Hey, I live in San Antonio. How did i miss this?
Don’t tell him the weather report was wrong!!!! Chuck Norris is in there!!
Doppler Radar?!
Dr. Doppler stikes again…
We’re goin to need Mega Man X in his Golden Armor (again) xD!
and this is storm trooper #1589275891 saying knight to the old republic
Began the rainstorm has…
YOU CAN’T REPEL WEATHER OF THIS MAGNITUDE
THis looks familiar… Holy sh*T this is the fake radar thing at the ******* National museum of science
is there a youtube of this? =D
Has anyone noticed that the reporter is clenching their legs? How exactly are they supposed to do their business with all of that plastic on them?
*gives the cloud a gun*
Mwahahaha your screwed
“And weather over Bespin-cloudy”.
(Yes, I did steal that idea from Robot Chicken.)
troop of storms coming up though