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Final Year College Presentation
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They must be doing their Masters.
*Checks whip supplies.*
I think something just popped up.
I only appear to have a short window of time to check that out!
But it’s instant access and 100% free.
…and the trial will last 1 day….at least!
Well you better take advantage of it.
*click*
*inserts URL link*
Watch which port you are using!
Firewalled again.
You may be an Icon, but I have my limits!
404 object not found.
Hmmm, do I have to site your many good deeds now?
Sod it,
*runs up to Jules*
*pokes*
Tag you’re it!
Access denied. No good deed goes unpunished.
Are you at least 18 years of age? Yes or no?
@chris
Chris HANSEN amirite?
Ok you nerds are slipping… The first post said he was working on his masters… No one said, in baiting? or anything of the like. poooor. you fail You ALL EPIC FAIL… Hang your heads in shame… Jules is the only one redeemable… Oh crap… Something popped up…
Can you get a masters in Blow Queens?
Yeah, but they are quite hard to achieve.
….. and you would know …..
Uhh yea right next to the free 1 day trial they definitely forgot to blur out the c*ck.
haha you’re right!
Same Here (hey if its friday night then what in the hell ru going 2 do, u get me ?) ;{ )
Poor guy has some adware, that’s majorly embarrassing stuff there.
Instant access my ass…….
*Rephrases*
SUBLIMINAL FAIL.
Subliminal? No I don’t think so.
i would love to instant access your ass
…anyone tries, my foot will instant access theirs.
He’d probably enjoy that. What about his head and a toilet meeting in a violent way?
err…or ‘her’. Just sayin’.
True. I shouldn’t assume.
*tag*
You’re it. No give backs.
Don’t be so anal.
Do you have to pay extra for that, or does it come free with dinner and a movie?
Don’t you learn that by apprenticeship?
yes master (darth vader voice)
Right, I call shots for every comment saying the w word.
What?
No it sounds like skank.
What does it smell like?
Tofu.
A good source of protein?
That’s the line I’ve been fed before.
*has a crank*
Wiggle?
worldwideweb?
Woger Wabbit?
WMB?
Wait a minute.
I’m going for Wallaby
Wander?
don’t you mean…………………………………………………………………………………………………wank??
I think it needs to be checked for viruses.
Are you offering your services for that job?
I could, but I would have to see it first.
Soooo, you are a try before you buy sort of a guy?
Sometimes you just have to tap the keys.
*is reminded of Homer and the giant piano*
Or please before you squeeze.
*squeeze*
If you please.
*squeezes*……it pleases!
*tickles the ivories*
Who let the elephant in the room?
*bursts into room with a BIG leash*
Has anybody seen Pookie??
*points*
I am not sure Pookie will be the same though. :[
Nobody has called it that in a long time.
You tickled it in public sweetie, I get to call it what I want now!
*snork*
Reminds me of a discussion with clevebot.com
16:52:39 User: Why do I need a new name?
16:52:44 Cleverbot: Because I’m pretty.
16:53:07 User: That does not give you the right.
16:53:09 Cleverbot: Doesn’t it?
Is that windows 95 I see?
Now that would teach the students something they hadn’t experienced before.
*readies defibrilator*
oooh! I like your thinking! let the stiff do all the work
…I thought that was chat lines, gosh I really am behind the times.
+2 Sword of porking?
I play as a meatsheild.
Sooo it is often (beef) curtains for you then?
Has no one noticed the first thing I saw was the fact it was Windows 95?? Wow..
No.. they’re too busy roleplaying
I don’t see the fail. I guarantee they kept everyone’s attention through the whole presentation.
*raises hand*
May I come and work in your organization, then? This one is full of perverts and I’m afraid to touch the keyboards.
I think my workplace has a filter built by Mary Whitehouse, I can’t even look at a swimsuit without alarms blaring…..and you tube….forget about it!
Idle hands lead to sticky fingers.
*issues baby wipes*
*issues asbestos gloves*
*issues black light*
*issues sunglasses*
Knowing the blacklight will cause flourescence previously unseen by human/canine eyes
*issues sunscreen*
I think you might be right.
*turns off lights*
*fires up black light*
Wow, it’s like the Fourth of July in here!
*Winces*
By the power of Greyskull
Eeep!
*hides under bed*
*stops*
*slowly turns*
*angles Blacklight to reflect area beneath bed*
*bites lip*
Erm, are you sure you want to do that?
Aaaaah!
*runs screaming from room*
*leaves behind royalty for BFF*
No hands, huh? Impressive.
He was not asking for volunteers.
Seriously, this is why you don’t use IE.
Except in other words….
Fire-fox(y)….wink wink.
Chrome
I winked twice too but it was so fast you didn’t see it.
But why stop ditching *one* crappy microsoft product when you can ditch them *all*?
*nods*
I use it to psych up for big meetings.
A+
DD
C
Nice curves on your “D”
DVDA
ATM
ASAP
HD-DVD
2 G’s, 1 C
ICUPP
SOCKS
SCUBA
I think you meant to say:
SCUBJA
DOOBITY-DOO
Time for a POP quiz.
Excellent study on advertising
Hopefully this is NOT a typography class….
…I REALLY lolled at the comments…srsrly…wow…………..
This is what happens when you make the class nerd do your homework, and skip out on paying him.
And with this you mean a yeti breaks into your room and laminates yellow kitchen heaters?
egad! a sascrotch!
Quick shave it and sell the photoes on ebay.
But not before you get yourself a little wookie.
Installing Minion…
damnit he wont fit in the floppy drive.
I hope that is the only thing thats floppy
Lets hope he has enough RAM.
I only need 30 seconds! First! 11111 !!!!!
Not Fist?!!!111!!!
Well the RAM stick is always a bit on the stiff side.
Reboot!
=To remove one pair of boots, and replace with another=
Hard Drive
=For when the floppy drive just wont do=
*complies*
*removes her boots…*
*puts on snowboots*
Memory
=Umm… Can’t remember?=
RAM
=*snickers*=
ROM
=Milkyway=
*steals boots*
*steals MM who has stolen the boots.*
*Gets stolen while stealing*
“Halp!?!…”
*Dangles*
*Shows up with Chiming steel, to steal the stealer who stole MM*
Thatthatthatthatthatthatthatthatthatthat
If I could I would.
If I could, I’d wood.
Oh wood you?
*Clang*
Dammit, it’s always embarrassing when it does happen.
Armor isn’t good at hiding it.
Boba Fett can hide it.
good presentation!
moar like pop-up WIN!
lmao my teacher @ skl used 2 display students computer activities w/ o lettin them know lol we saw a lot on the smart board
The Busty Love school of acting?
I think the biggest fail is that someone is still using win95….
Hmm… not sure if its Win 95. Could be Windows 2000 or Windows XP with the “Windows Classic” theme enabled. The start menu and Windows look a lot like Win 95/98 then, and it uses less memory.
Yeah, def not Win 95. I have XP with the classic windows theme so I just thought that was it until people said it was 95. After closer look, I think the I.E. layout implies Win2k though.
I mean Windows Explorer
My guess is Windows 2000, although it could be XP with “Hide inactive icons” disabled (speaking of which, I think I recognise one as the Novell Client 32 icon, but the others are too blurred to identify). I don’t think it’s stock Windows 95 because it didn’t have draggable toolbars and I don’t think it’s Windows 98 either because it defaulted to large toolbar icons.
“more than 10 years doing IT”
*Snicker*
Yep. My mom has an Inspiron 1525n, but she used my uncle’s comp recently and told a pop-up horror story
HAHAHAHAHA FAIL!
he is using INTERNET EXPLORER xD
internet exploder!!
Dat Ass….
what in the world
That’s not hardcore! There’s censoring in the way, and nothing explicit about it! OH SHI
there’s a lesbian teacher at my school, who had lesbian popups come up on a powerpoint presentation. too bad no one had a camera.
relax kiddies. its just a popup virus…
Lol Yeah the same thing happened when someone went on the computer at my house. It popped up just as my sister walked in to the room
you be stupid son
And the other 60% are on the other side of the webcam.
Yet another reason to clear your browser history every time you leave your computer . . .
Meow!
should become senator
friday night wit nothing 2 do hey i no……….. ;{ )
XD How come this never happens in my class?
‘Cause their computer here is the old one, like Windows 2000, with IE6(telling from the icon) which has no pop-up blocker
Pop-up win!
Pop-up WIN
Students can use some of the computers for personal uses… some get more personal than others.
Look at the guy’s face. He’s looking almost away, but you can tell by the curve of his cheek that he’s laughing. It may have been an accident, he didn’t think it was such a big failure.
Talk about reaching a wider audience. Advertising WIN!
thats is just a picture.. sorry guys that is his presentation, and man he has balls doing it
The first slide was headed “What I did on my holidays”. Unforunately there’s such a thing as being too honest…
Maybe It lesson of natural science?
Talk about reaching a wider audience. Advertising WIN!