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I SO GUD.
u mean 1st?
dam rite sir!
dont’carewhat3rdiamornot
I LOSE THE GAME
Lern too spel
Huked on funics wurked for me!
Second?
Something else to add, kind sir?
Well, you’ll never be the one doing the polishing, champ.
That line works in a whole different way now the troll-post between lola and I has been deleted.
your mam was done second after ‘OMGLOLFIRST’s mam
dem rite u r
Learn to spell!
I remember my teacher told us to stop the new sport we had started in our class… Groinsmacking
How did you score a goal?
How did you score at all?
Hahahahaha:D best comment ever!!
The scoring system is a little backwards. And it’s difficult to find anyone to keep track of the points.
You bet. Backwards scoring can be a little distracting.
*waves*
Falcon Punch?
I feel sorry for that excluded kid that has to play by himself.
He was really playing with himself
Yeah, sick of being a loner, he was just trying to get a head.
He had to erect a strong friendship first.
If he gets good enough, he could lure all the other kids to invite him into the game. But if he wants to do that, he’ll have to be a master baiter.
Thats what she said?
No…she said, “Thank gawd I’m not a member.”
She knew there was a vas deferens in the way they thought.
They were a lot testier after that, though.
She went on to write an important paper on this behavio(u)r…it was a seminal work.
Gonads in 60 seconds!
But later she was sacked from the journal
Half of those puns were actually clever.
That was because they found out she was stoned a lot.
She found it hard to live up to such rigid standards.
No kidding – I got stiffed!
*snork*
You’re such a dork, Judy!
*squeeeeze*
Someone had to have the balls to say it…
awww shucks, you guys are nuts
“So how it began nobody knew
Still to this day i have no clue
I sat all day in the back of the class
Quietly hiding my sorry white ass
No one tapped with me, i was a loner
Played with myself, which gave me a boner.”
Men really need to start evolving to be able to keep their gonads inside their body like ladies do. This is just getting ridiculous.
The testicles are outside for a reason, though: cooling.
Yeah, I’m hearing you Allie, keeping them well shaved is a start.
Not punching them… Second on the list.
Next would, of course, be safety.
Four sure!
There’d be lots of questions around five.
Maybe that’s why they’re punching them?
Who wants to track these boys and listen closely to see if they’re muttering, “Retract! RETRACT! Goddamn slow evolution!”
We can handle it just like overclocking a computer.
Tuck put the ‘nads up in an insulating enclosure with a passively circulating fluid loop leading to a finned heatsink where the scrote used to be.
Much easier to replace a piece of metal than your marbles, amirite?
Not necessary though. Birds keep their testicles internally, right under the kidneys, and bird body temperatures average 105F normally. There’s no shortage of birds in the world, so obviously that works. Mammals just do things weird compared to the rest of the animal kingdom.
Us mammals like to let it all hang out
Why did the song ‘Brick House’ suddenly come up in my head?
Anyway, that’s the theory. Whether or not you choose to believe it is another story.
yes he is
I lol’d. I’m currently debating whether it’s worthwhile for me to try googling this myself. On one hand, curiousity – on the other, a lack of mind bleach.
(For those who can’t guess, the result was something like what happened when: 1) I read an article about a woman who got burned when she fell onto a manhole cover that had been heated to the point of glowing by an electrical short. 2) I tried to Google red hot manholes to see if this had ever happened elsewhere. 3) The result wasn’t what I expected.)
Roshambo!
IMMA KICK YOU SQUAR IN THE NUOOTS!
i can safely say that i have never played this ‘sack-tapping’ game … and i never will
Darwinism at its finest.
Darwinism? 2 stupid specimens of a species preventing another (may aswell be the smart specimen) to procreate is darwinism now?
The game participation isn’t voluntary, it’s 2 retards ganging up, one holding the victim and the second punching. If anything that’s acting against darwinism.
Darwin Awards at it’s finest?
Still no ’cause it’s not self-inflicted.
That is not at all how sack tapping is done.. what you described sounds like the start of scrotal homicide.
Where did you grow up?
Are you telling me that sack tapping consists of a kid standing infront of another kid asking him to hit him in the nuts as hard as he can?
Then the darwinism applies.
From what i’ve read from the article the victim is ambushed. I admit it’s not necesarrily by 2 people but still non consentual, ergo the darwinism does not apply.
In the colloquial interweb sense, “Darwinism” means “removing oneself from the gene pool.”
In a broader sense, though, this still qualifies as natural selection – the weak/trusting/unaware get sterilized by the aggressive and mean, therefore giving THEM a better chance to pass on their own genes.
It may be bad news for the human race as a whole, but it works great for the people doing the “tapping”.
True.
But if you consider human specie being physically weak compared to other species, whilst having the major advantage in intelligence, it’s the smart that survives in our case.
While the strong sips on the liquor and runs into a tree with a car or something.
“Species” is the singular & the plural form. “Specie” is a way of broadcasting to the web that you don’t know what you’re talking about…
Please…
Instead of providing a valid counter-argument or even stay on topic you decided to simply discard my words marking them invalid simply because I didn’t know species is also singular.
A real treasure in constructive debate, I must say.
No, knot’s right. You didn’t bother to check a word of whose spelling you clearly were unsure. It’s more than reasonable to assume the rest of your comment wouldn’t be well thought out, either.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
ok, thats better. now that I have your attention,
PLEASE STOP THIS BICKERING! YOU ARE SOUNDING LIKE MONKEYS YOURSELVES!
I very much doubt you have any argument for that, just because you mispell something doesent mean your incorrect. for example, imagine 2 people are debating, one says “the skyy is blue”, and the other says, “Sir, I regret to inform you, that contrary to your beliefs, and made clear by your spelling, the sky is not blue, but orange.”
which one would you believe?
I think I have made my point.
No, one boy doesn’t “ask” another boy to play, but the game is at least partially voluntary. One boy hits another, so he is part of the game. The smarter kids do their best to stay out of it.
You effectively made the case for Darwinism…If one is stupid enough to be punched in the balls for fun, then they certainly are not capable of being a parent. So, why discourage it? This is nature’s way of weeding out the infirm and inadequate from the gene pool, who are we to mes with it?
huh. we call it bell tapping at our school :L
I remember some kid ‘sack tapping’ that to me in high school. Instead of ‘sack tapping’ him back I knocked his ass out. I think I was the last person to get ‘sack tapped’ in high school.
OH MY GOD. YOU’RE SUCH A BADASS. I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU. Derp derp, go tell your gay stories somewhere else, e-tough guy.
Runs by and bashes your sack. lol
Christ on a crutch, what is up with people rushing to “call out” “Internet Tough Guys” these days? Just because someone says “I punched a dude and knocked him out” on the Internet doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Ironically enough, you call *him* gay…but *you’re* the uncontrollable flamer.
The probability of the original guy’s story being true was 0 to 1.
I think you mean odds. All probability is from 0 to 1.
why do you feel the need to make up stories on the internet?
It’s a hobby of mine
I saw it happen. I drive by his school every day.
ah, good for you.
Why in the world would any boy want to go around touching/slapping or even thinking about another boys sack? How in the world did this game actually catch on…
well, some boys like.. I guess..
lol!!!!
Prey:
1) You have to be alert, and aware of your surroundings to avoid attack.
2) You need defensive skills to protect yourself.
3) You learn to protect yourself in an increasingly violent world.
Hunter
1) You have to be fast and accurate to strike and hit without killing the guy, and get away before he punches your lights out.
2) Your ability to either take the beating that follows or win that battle too establishes your place in the male world.
It’s not a gay thing, you morons Gays would not randomly slap men’s balls. That’s whole ‘nother world of respect for each other that the jocks cannot fathom. No, the instigators of those games are dumb jocks who need roughhousing to establish their place. They hit anyone, laugh and go on their way. The rest of us just protect ourselves and learn how brutal the world really is.
Of course it’s not a gay thing — no one said it was. However, the sort of boys who typically play this kind of game are also the sort of boys who typically say “no homo” and strive to keep themselves at appropriate distances, lest anyone dare think they might be more than completely masculine. It’s interesting to note that they’ve gone and made a game that’s essentially about touching (to hurt, yes, but still touching) other boys’ gonads.
I wish I knew that answer to where this “game” came from. However, since the idiots playing this at my school are usually the ones that annoy the piss out of my when I am trying to teach them in class, I find it reassuring to realize that I will probably NEVER have to deal with their kids if they keep this up. Its almost enough to make me want to encourage the practice. (Instead I have to write it up when one of them starts whining, which annoys the **** out of me)
My highschool teacher simply humiliated those of us he caught doing it. Pretty soon, we were back to the good ol’ days when guys didn’t touch eachother unless it was a handshake.
An overhand batman punch works well.
It’s actually called a nut-shot contest……….
where i’m from we call it ‘man-tapping’
Some people at my town call it “experimenting”
We used to have a similar game to pass time at work, only it involved bouncy balls. Less gay and much more skill involved
kid needed to be amputated because of ‘tapping’* sorry half asleep
Where did you see that? There isn’t anything in the part of the story quoted above that would suggest that .
Certain injuries that occur can be repaired and that is what is likely meant by “surgery”
link is here
http://www.kare11.org/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=851660&catid=14
By surgery I assume its stitching the ball back on.
trauma to that area often results in the anchoring of the gubernaculum to tear and break, then you’ll have a “bell clapper deformity” this can result in torsion thus leading to death of said ball if not fixed in time, so i doubt it got amputated.
I wasn’t going to be quite that specific but, that’s the general idea. It is unlikely that amputation would be needed unless gangrene has set it, which is probably not going to happen.
As you said, “this can result in torsion thus leading to death of said ball if not fixed in time”.
So if his wasn’t fixed for more than 12 hours, it may have need to be cut off, as they article says it was.
it causes such unbearable pain your not likely to procrastinate 12 hours, article says he woke up so maybe was in his sleep but nevertheless hard to put it off like that your usually put straight through to surgery. article says it was amputated but hey I don’t know full details I am only guessing.
Let me see if I have this straight… in this “sport” A male makes forcible physical contact with the genitals of another unsuspecting male. And no one considers this the least bit homosexual at all?
Someone did this to me in High School. I recovered before he did, without my head (either one!) impacting a concrete floor.
His explaining his concussion to his parents must have been priceless.
uh huh.
At least this game reduces the reproductive fitness of morons.
Maybe we’ll evolve.
uh…except the morons are the ones going around terrorizing innocent kids.
logic fail.
You just lost the game!
Seems to me like something some girls have been doing for years, whenever rejecting someones indecent proposal, although getting the knee isn’t as painful as getting kicked in the groin.(not that I would know)
“… at school and elsewhere.”
Nothing like having a quiet lunch with your buds at McDonalds, and suddenly getting a hard shot to the McNuggets.
*roffle!*
LOL TESTICULAR TRAUMA!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, wasn’t a “game” exactly, but there was great enjoyment to be had when I was in high school out of the testicular trauma of others.
USA…
UK too.
Hey what’s the capital of Thailand?
BANGKOK!
Lol. (^_^)
Poor kids… I feel for those who have been smacked and are not part of the ”game”, but for those doing the smacking.. Hope they been smacked enough that their genes are out of the gene pool. More Chlorine please.
FALCON PUNCH TO THE BALLS IS THE WAY TO WIN!!!!
“Do I have to wear a cup to school now?”
Well, dear “JoNel Aleccia”, nominally you are a woman (short hair and ambiguous first name notwithstanding), so perhaps you aren’t familiar with the facts of life, or maybe you aren’t familiar with differences between male and female anatomy. But if actually you are a drag queen, then I would in fact recommend wearing a cup.
Ummm… that line isn’t actually part of the article written by Ms(?) Aleccia.
It’s the comment.
My step bro always does that.O well ^.^
Clearly he is gay and just likes to touch your junk. Tell your mom, dad or teacher that he is raping you and he’ll stop.
Or you could just stab him.
heh, well you know, just throwing out ides…
I’ve seen kids do some stupid things… But this takes the cake AND the stripper that jumps out of it.
Those nutty teens!
Haha I saw this on msnbc.msn.com and thought to myself, “I will probably see this on failblog!”. Well played sir!
Looks like they don’t have Balls of Steel!
Duke nukem would be excellent at this game
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“Whats the capital of Thailand!?”
You either say you dont know or bangkok but it ends the same way “IT’S BANGKOK!” *Swiftly hits you in the nuts..*
Yup.. back in the day thats what spread in school lol
Help control the dumbass population. Have your dumbass children get kicked in the groin…. please
It’s a bunch of bullies channeling their anger at being closet cases into an activity that is both destructive and gay at the same time.
wow, ive been ‘ball tapped’ loads of times. But ive nvr been falcon punched lol =S in my school its a random backhand slap, no joke, no game. Completely random
I don’t get why this is considered a game. If someone punched a girl in the genitals we’d consider it assault and probably make sure they got counselling along with their jail time because clearly they’d be some kind of sicko……why is just funny if they do it to boys??
It’s a double standard where women are considered “weak” and need to be protected.. whereas men are supposed to fight back and be strong .. and don’t need anyone’s help.
A better question is why the eff “Musicmom” is commenting on FAIL Blog. Shouldn’t you be on the Martha Stewart website looking up recipes?
But since your here….MILF tats for teens?
For the witty banter, of course.
I agree with Duke Nukem
Because boys are too scared of being called on out being cowards/weak/”girls” if they complain about it.
If someone would ever do this to me, I would seriously hunt him down and stab his genitals with a knife. All in good will: to participate in their game, bringing them as much enjoyment as they intended you to have.
Amputate their arms and legs, gouge their eyes out, cut out the tongue, box the ears, break their nose, and leave them in the woods alone only wearing a diaper.
I agree with Someone
The title made me lose
bOYS.aRE.sO.sTUPID!!!
*gooses Judy*
WOOHOOHOOOOOOOO!
*runsawaywithaquickness!*
I disagree with Divine Goddes of the Cuddle Puddle
Whats funny is that the female version of this is getting popular. Not just girl to girl crotch hitting, but seeing who can tolerate getting kicked in that part of the abdomen the hardest lol C*NTP*NT!
Wow… And that’s why I’ve never been into certain sports…
This helps to explain the sudden outbreak of compensatory “truck nutz.”
My husband and his brothers still play this-though usually they throw small objects at one another, thereby avoiding icky physical contact.
I have to admit, it’s a great spectator sport.
Seriously? It’s great watching grown men behave like morons? You’ve never actually asked your husband to behave like an adult, have you?
I’m so happy I’m a girl.
Me too
me four!
whoops…
lucky
So basically they’re training for water polo
Sadly, my school district was controlled by the lawyer parents of bullies, and any attempt to thwart or retaliate against them was met with punitive action.
really?????
like your even at home
leave him alone, jesus alone with nowhere to know
oh i have to settle for.. aonle .. i dont know. go bllow a goat ass tray
my my my …. feet itch
k uall know. \:, tip my. ot gonna know
oh ho hohoh
What’s the capitol of Thailand?
BANGKOK *smack*
No, someone was meant to reply to you… and then you’d go BANGKOK LOLOLOLOL!
And then they’d go OUCH!
What if they say “I Don’t Know.”?
BANGKOK!
*falcon pawnch*
Loser much?
Is this the new ”team” sport they are trying to bring back schools.
I am a part-time supervisor at work and a 24-year-old “manager” used to do this to me all the time. This is not just seen in schools but is followed by immaturity everywhere.
Another shining example or human evolution at it’s finest. If there is other intelligent life out there, would they refer to us with the same gusto after seeing cultural standards such as these?
Hilarious. What makes it even funnier is that I was listen to “Punch You In The Jeans” by The Lonely Island when I saw this!
Lonely Island kicks ass
At least it’s marginally less stupid than the choking game…
The kids at my middle school used to play this every gym period. ugh
Violent trauma win.
there is nothing else to do in kentucky lol
Judge Judy has to deal with a case regarding “sack-tapping”. Oh boy, was that a wakeup call. (To the stupid, I guess.)
it sucks trust me i dont hit them back cuz i no how it feels and deoterant to the nuts sucks xD haha i got him back with a remote but like a year later lol
Ironically, just yesterday I found a friend of mine unconscious on a freakin picnic table at the park, he passed out from pain after somebody got him back from the game.
I think it is a WIN for us if the morons render themselves sterile.
Actually, this is true, it’s not a fail. It is a rising problem in the teenage world & THIS IS NOT SARCASM. It’s the stupid habbit of dumb boys, they meet, they punch, they run WOO FUN!
But it’s true…
I got sack-tapped bad once, but luckily it wasn’t a serious injury and the guy who did it was a douche and noone liked him lol
a big fail!
I can’t believe the thread made it this far without anyone mentioning kancho, known to Narutards as Kakashi’s “Thousand Years of Pain” technique.
It involves getting behind someone, clasping your hands together with the index fingers extended to form a stiff point, and trying to jab them into someone’s rectum. No, I’m not kidding – look it up.
And this is new information? Teen boys are finally realizing that it’s not a good idea to kick each other in the nads? Impressive!! lolol
*Facepalm*
This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Kinda funny though.
Confucius say, “baseball is funny sport, how does man walk with four balls?”
It’ll make stronger kids why reinforcing the Testies.
FAil!
While*
OPEN NUTS!
a sacktap is the most painful thing that is commonly used. i got in school suspension for beating a kid who sacktapped me, its a serious issue lol
The douche sacktapped you and YOU got suspended for retaliating???
Early birth control, in my opinion.
Chuck Norris has arrived!
WTF… there’s all sorts of things wrong with this.
First, sac-tapping isn’t a game… or punching/slapping. It’s a light kick to the nads out of anger.
Second, who would use their hand to attack someone’s groin? It’s like a violent version of copping a feel.
I’m really good at this game
Which makes you a moron.
Today’s kids and teenagers are totally bored.
“Sack tapping”? I though the internet was invented for a reason, to give kids like this something to do.
I’m a teacher in an urban school district, and I have seen this happen numerous times…it’s sad when the boys have to hurt others to show their superiority…
lol those homos are everywhere!
Anyone wanna roshambo?
This right here make me think I am so glad I am not a guy.
At my high school, this ran rampant about 7 years ago… one boy was injured in such a way that his FORESKIN HAD SPLIT/TORN. Needless to say, the school policed a lot more after that lol.
Like what? the sackinator?