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She should know that trying to put a faceplant in the sand isn’t going to work. It will get washed away or trampled in the next volleyball game.
Shut up.
WIN
FEIL
@ Ms B *Squeeeeeeze*
@ MechBFP Ya Mam! Sideways!
This Comment Serves A Purpose.
All the rudeness in the world still won’t give you that extra inch you’re looking for.
I don’t think an extra inch is going to help much.
He wouldn’t know how to use that extra inch.
It’s an angry inch.
an angry inch is best cured by a well-placed foot.
No, it’s true, that’s what’ll happen.
Beach volleyball time!
Judy, you serve first.
Here, use this…
*tosses ball*
Ooooh! Troll head!
Limited usage. They leak.
*mutter* he can say this and my insult to him is moderated, the world isn’t fair sometimes.
*squeezes Ms B*
*squeeze*
No worries, I’ve got thicker skin than that.
*whack!*
Yup.
you’re pretty, oh so pretty. …
I thought she was attempting a stage dive at the rock pool.
Do you think she had a snoot full before she got a snoot full?
could be she was staging an attemptdive
She’s landing like mosh in that sand pit.
You know how to mosh?
You bet.
Actually she was just running by when the blonde stretched out her arm
it’s the new yoga
If you do it in Lava you might have your face planted for eternity
Like Lava Croft?
You only remember her boobies, admit it!
Never!
I only watched it for her articles!
well, I do admit it
She prolly had a great tomb then, I guess.
tomb? like I said, all I remember is the boobies I saw on my brothers screen, he was constantly manipulating the game to zoom in on them
no, like that lever 3000 soap… made with real pumice.
She probably won’t need to exfoliate her skin for a while.. Like however long it takes for it to grow back.
BOOBIES
you sir are a complete idiot
haha like you’d trample something like her xD
oh no
say :eat dust! poor girl…
eat dust! poor girl…
Eat girl, poor dust…
Dust girl. Eat. Pour.
Skip the eating, just pour.
*grumblegrumbleworkdaygrumble*
*squeezes* *pours*
It’ll go quicker than a troll in bed.
O_O Im not gonna ask whats up with all the Squeezin but now im scared
Just push out.
eat dust! poor girl…
pour girl into dust. eat.
she looks like she tried a flip,with the head it’s pretty hard :/
Mmmm… beautiful sandwich…
*snork*
Too skinny…
You sure it wasn’t a pigeon carrying a croissant?
It’s not a matter of where he grips it!
It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a croissant!
They have first pick at the bakery
Was that an African or a European pigeon?
It was a nicobar pigeon
We met at a Bistro in Paris, called Chez Nico
I..erm….African….no Europeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrghh.
Looks like someone
Nice lomo
Looks like someone was spying on people at the beach OMG
Yeah, with the vignetting on that shot, that’s what I was thinking. Some Creepy McStalkerson took his hidden camera to the beach.
Yo joe says:
Looks like someone was spying on people at the beach OMG
Ahhh obliviousness, the girl in blue just missed out on a good laugh and story.
I think she just got her face dusted in sand, I think she got the picture, though blurry
Her impersonation of an ostrage didn’t turn out as planned.
I thought it was a sand crab she was aping…
Maybe it was the crossbread sandcrab ostrage?
-crossbreed-
*spanks my typist*
The infamous Ostricrab! It’s chicken of the sand. Tasty, but nasty.
That’s just the sand between your teeth!
Least it ain’t the wind beneath my wings.
*flosses*
*spits*
Hmm it appears to be raining *opens mouth to catch a drop*
:ick:
*shudders*
Julya says:
I think she just got her face dusted in sand, I think she got the picture, though blurry
Invisible Beach Chair
That’s it! Her invisible friend made her trip!
Holding her like that’s kinda weird though O.o
yep, pinning her arms to the ground, he’s a vicious kinda invisible friend type, probably a pouncergeist
Seth says:
Invisible Beach Chair
Your doing it wrong!
MY doing it wrong?
No, it’s mine. No you push the button! I push the button!
When slip n’ slide goes wrong.
invisable unicycle crash!
They are so hard to handle on the beach!
Tell me about it!
it definition
it (it)
pronoun
pl. they the animal or thing previously mentioned or under discussion: neuter personal pronoun in the third person singular: it is the nominative and objective form, its the possessive, and itself the reflexive and intensive; its is the possessive pronominal adjective
it is also used as:
the subject of an impersonal verb without reference to agent: it is snowing
the grammatical subject of a clause of which the actual subject is another clause or phrase following: it is clear that he wants to go
an object of indefinite sense in certain idiomatic expressions [to lord it over someone]; often, specif., an unpleasant consequence: now you’re in for it; let him have it
the antecedent of a relative pronoun from which it is separated by a predicate: it is your support that we want
a term of reference to something indefinite but understood, as the state of affairs: it’s all right—I didn’t hurt myself
☆ Informal an emphatic predicate pronoun referring to the person, thing, situation, etc. which is considered ultimate, final, or perfect: zero hour is here: this is it
Origin: ME hit, it < OE hit, akin to Du het, Goth hita, this: IE base as in he: basic sense “this one”
noun
the player in a game who must do some essential thing, as the one in a game of tag who must try to catch another
Informal -any of various attractive personal qualities, as charm, charisma, or sex appeal
Well. There you have it.
I will never look at “it” in the same light.
See, this is what’s wrong with you breathers. It is a short, simple two letter word that takes all that to describe it.
and if you put an S and an H in front of it, then you really describe it.
tell it ?
a$$cheek
Better run for your life if you can, little girl, hide your head in the sand, little girl
sand…. carpet…. maybe she got confused. Either way she got a mouthful
Trip?
You’re doing it right. :-p
Holiday trip?
You’re doing it wrong.
Have a nice trip?
See you next Fall!!!
See you next Fail!!! perhaps….
Faceplant WIN!!!!
♪♫♫ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-a, WIPEOUT
(DRUM SOLO & INSTRUMENTAL) ♪♫♫♪♫♫♫
She didn’t trip. If you look at the picture, she is clearly being pulled down under by the invisible sand monster to be eaten.
Didn’t everyone enjoy their Memorial Day weekend snacking on the beach?
Looking for love in all the wrong places checklist:
✓ (369) In beach sand
Another one bites the sand!
*pulls out logbook*
*blows off dust*
*checks*
*sigh*
looks like something shot with a Diana+ og Holga
She is actually a scientist testing to see if the current laws of our world in practice still apply…
Law of Gravity (check)
*checks on her clipboard*
*spits mouthful of sand*
*calls chiropractor for aggrivating prexisting neck injury*
..or is it?
u cant break dance like that
I beg to differ.. If that was a dance, it is definitely broken now.
xcelent camera work.
if a guy took this picture, what is he doing? and are u sure that this is just a photo… looks more like a sniper to me. XD
Supergirl—the early years!!!!
chris says:
Supergirl—the early years!!!!
timing WIN!
win?
Perhaps see is just asleep.
It photo win
You’re retarded.
Bobby Joe says:
You’re retarded.
That looks…almost graceful. Like, postcard quality. ~Failbeach – Wish you were here!~
she should have worn her flip flops
HEY!!… You just got face in my sand!
that was close!
oh thank you post
i bet her name is sandy XD
Oddly hot…
she is good … verx good … she conquers the gravity even when she is asleep ….
the oceans the other direction
funny thing is, i know that girl.
EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
fail
fail
trickery
trickery that is fake
No it isn’t
that was some idiot who attempts to fip but fails
hej er i dumme