ZombieApocalypse - wearing a slightly soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a slightly soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a slightly soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
In high school the wrestlers used to say me and the other guys on the swim team were gay. Um, yeah. We hung around with hot chicks in swimsuits. Wrestlers spent all their time rolling around the floor with other sweaty guys in spandex and shoving their faces into each other’s crotches. Who are you calling gay?
Did you clue them in about the baby oil rubdowns before big races? Or perhaps all the massaging done during the down-time between races? I know the straight guys on our swim team got a lot of play.
I knew a lot of gay guys on both teams, and the weight lifting team… Actually, I knew a lot of gay guys… *goes to ponder why gay guys hang out with her*
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a slightly soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a slightly soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, sporting a skull that is smashed and split wide open, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
Aw – he’s just being friendly!
That’s probably a little more friendly than his opponent would have liked.
That’s how you kiss and make up in wrestling.
Can’t argue with that logic.
Gay wrestling win!!!
It’s just kinda funny how unfazed that black dude seems to be.
Regular wrestling trick, really.
“Whoops!…”
Happens to him all the time. First time was a shock. Now he’s just used to it.
Definitely. He almost looks like he’s enjoying the situation…
Where’s the kiss? It looks more like a hug…
Kiss the frog and it turns into… a bigger frog.
Wait…I thought that was a lion…
That would make him his…mane squeeze?
ROFL!!!
I think it’s a rather snakey maneuver.
Puns!! Make them go away!!! Just make them go away.
I approve this message.
APPROVED!!
Is that a superman logo on the Red guys spandex?
Mmmmmmmmaybe.
That’s one you shouldn’t kiss and tell.
Brings a whole new meaning to “Sports Injury”
Not in the uvula!
*snerk*
Better put a little ice on that. :3
Oh, noes! Shrinkage!
*runsandhides*
OMG! Shrinkage!? NUUUUUU!!!!!! :’( Wait!! I GOT IT!!! Its like one of those simple things in life: Just Add WATER!!
*adds icy water*
*waits*
Ass water???!?!?
DO. NOT. WANT!
That’s like swampAss juice!!
DO. NOT. WANT. EITHER.
What about some of this?
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/08/22/company-name-fail/
Oops! XD i meant add water* but ass water works just as well
D
~ Oh BF! ~
I wonder if Gracie is the owner.
He’s grappling with a decision here.
Scoring can be difficult in wrestling.
At least he managed to get to third base.
But he won’t go down without a fight!
I think he hit the upright.
It’ll make the other guy cross.
Some call that “foreplay.”
None of those people are here, right?
Without going on a date even.
*sends Nameless to Leila’s pun penalty box*
*hangs head down and goes to LPPB*
:[
*pinches AA on the way out*
*doesn’t say where*
*poke*
He didn’t even buy him dinner.
I think he might be on one of those protein shake diets.
Blaaaaarg!
Um…
Bukkit please…
Blowjob: Sport version.
So nobody replied? Fuсk Failblog.
Your comment came up short, Knowlton, and Steingarten isn’t here for you to suck up to.
*SNAP!*
There is a petulant, whining, self-aggrandizing similarity, isn’t there??
Well, this is just a little awkward.
To say the least, sis.
*stares at name*
I keep getting mistaken for Ms B. HeHe!
Eh?
*confuzzled*
Don’t worry, we’re just as confused!
About my Nameless or the confusions between my name and yours?
No, about the other thing.
And that other thing.
You mean that thing?
I though it was that thing.
*grabs thing*
*doesn’t say whose*
*snaps photo*
*sends to all major newspapers*
Do you mind?
*retrieves thing*
*reattaches it*
*snork!*
Ewww! You guys were playing with undead things!!!
Did I start this mess?
It’s ok, we found a wrestler to clean it up
K@ did it this morning too. Apparently it’s an easy mistake to make.
what name?
^’s in a
And now you bite down. He’ll be on the mat very quickly.
Personal experience, chez?
Oh, and *longtimenosqueeze*
Nah, if I’m going to fight with my teeth I’m staying away from there. Personal preference I suppose.
*squeeze*
Wonder if he chipped a tooth.
nom nom nom
He literally is wrestling the one eyed monster.
*nods*
Very astute, Michael J…
♪ FOXy Lady!
“Dude! WTF!”
♪Get a little closer… ♪
♪Don’t be shy… ♪
*headcrotch*
*facecrotch*
*crotchshot*
Choke hold.
I find that hard to swallow. This must be gym class and that must be Cupid.
Superman’s really changed his look.
People confuse the “X-Ray vision” thing.
You’re saying that’s not where it shoots from?
The hip.
I thrust you mean what you say.
This brings new meaning to “up, up and away!”
Cummin’ in for the kill?
He’s gonna find it hard to shake that maneuver off…
No… He’s gunna think long and hard about it…
Try not to be so stiff in your reply.
Really? Blew your load so soon? I would have expected a throbbing tower full of those kinds of puns.
Little kid: Look daddy! Those two boys are wrestling
Father: Yes, billy… Wrestling… *fap fap fap*
Then you’ll get bone tired playing with us. We’re insatiable.
Ask Mr. Johnson if you don’t believe us.
I didn’t think they allowed sucker punches in wrestling.
I don’t think that’s what the coach meant by going in for a single leg take down.
Or Willy Whatsisname–the weird guy who is always polishing his chess set and taking his lizard for walks on a leash.
Mr. Johnson is a real d!ck.
I’ve heard he’s the c0ck of the walk.
*ponders*
“c0ck” “walk”
Three-legged sack race?
I’ve known a couple of people who could probably do that.
*runsawayfast*
Wait!! WAIT! You forgot to leave their phone numbers!
*chases after nightshayde*
There must be an easier way to trigger one’s gag reflex…
I love how his opponent just takes it.
Yeah. Very classy of him not to put his hands on the back of the other guy’s head.
This must be Leila’s dog. She’s been teaching it how to sniff crotches and hump legs. :p
*hides from Leila*
Gah! Nesting fail again.
She’ll never find you down here.
*hides as well*
Gawd I hope you are right.
Send the boy in green!
Peter Pan?
Sprout, the Jolly Giant’s kid.
I’ll never let go, Jack!
And the Best Comment of the Day (so far) Award goes to our little mousey!
Eek! An award!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Touche, mousey!
Willy or won’t he?
Free Willy!!!
Poor Willy!
I Willy cannot tell if you are serious about this.
♪’Cause little Willy, Willy won’t go home! ♪
Oh.My.Gawd. You didn’t just, did you?
Last time I heard that song was about two years ago; took 4-ever to get it out of my head.
Having a dog named Willy doesn’t help. Every time I looked at him… ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ ♪Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka! ♪ ♫ ♪
*sigh*
Don’t ask, but, we know you can tell
*nom nom nom*
Suddenly, all the ads are in spanish.. WTF? O_O
BIG GOOGLE IS WATCHING YOU
*stops doing what she was doing*
Wise choice. You should never take your eyes off that multicolo(u)red logo. It’s everywhere.
You’ve said a mouthful.
Iw hov no ideah wat your alkin’ awout!
What are you doing, bg??? You’re not even IN high school anymore! Get off your knees and get out of the gym!!!
This isn’t the reunion?
How can I RE-union if I didn’t union in the first place?
I hope he doesn’t choke on his words.
*adds “s” to “he”*
Wrestling: It’s hard!
Wrestling: Bringing men closer together for thousands of years!
Wrestling: Highly aggressive cuddle puddle for two.
* holds up hand* That’s my reservation, sir!
I dunno…. for some of us it’s a WIN
*scootches away from drew…
Comeon! BITE IT OFF! ***RAAAAAAAAWR!!***
Better move the third man down to short leg.
THAT GUY KNOWS SOME MOVES!
I told him he’d be nuts to face him!
Hi Mushy! *squeeze*
The ol’ ball(s)-n-chains wasn’t too thrilled about this either.
Mushy – you’re back!
*squeeze*
I didn’t mean put that kind of cup to your lips and take a drink!
with that thing now hanging from his chin he looks like a turkey.
In high school the wrestlers used to say me and the other guys on the swim team were gay. Um, yeah. We hung around with hot chicks in swimsuits. Wrestlers spent all their time rolling around the floor with other sweaty guys in spandex and shoving their faces into each other’s crotches. Who are you calling gay?
Did you clue them in about the baby oil rubdowns before big races?
Or perhaps all the massaging done during the down-time between races? I know the straight guys on our swim team got a lot of play.
I knew a lot of gay guys on both teams, and the weight lifting team… Actually, I knew a lot of gay guys… *goes to ponder why gay guys hang out with her*
Because you made them happy? Otherwise why would they be gay?
Hey, I turn people gay. Cool! *skips away gayly*
Because gay guys are awesome and have very good taste in friends.
*squeeze*
Awww *DW and ZA squeeze*
*nods enthusiastically*
No, that is not how you preform a circumcision.
Almost as gay as UFC
Zombie fail – the real treat is in the other head.
Maybe he’s a gay zombie??
Oil youreself
the only reason the referee was there, just incase someone chokes.
OMNOMNOMNOM
That’s a technical foul.
Ha ha!
Having your school on Failblog is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
Take Down Fail or Pick Up Win?
First thing that came to mind:
*squish*
they must have resolved their long-standing differences
ahahahah FAIL… well in that point of view i am wrestling with my girlfriend sometimes xD
This is REAL WRASTLING!
Looks like *someone* is going down in that picture.
i dont blame the white guy, i would want to go down on him too
its not really a takedown fail, it looks like hes gonna get it.
he is so f u c k ed in the head..
it’s a sport fail.
Its not Just the white women their taking…
this so likes my high school, the bleachers fold up the same way and are the same color. lololol
he got a face full
I don’t see the fail. This is exactly what wrestling fans want, just like WWF (but without the lube).
Man look how turned on the Ref is!
grab some nuts?
Yah!! get some! :3
ogawd
:C
that’s my school…
It looks like the man in the red like it
unfortunate moment to take a photo.