ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/makes rare sightings like bigfoot/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy says:
Sangria, and do eat the soaking fruits when it is almost done!
that got some very funny moments trying to walk back to the hotel a good number of years ago
I already joined WordPress for this blog, all I like to keep current is my LinkedIn page, there’s too much information on the web that you cannot remove when it is there…:sad:
A classic sport in Denmark (danish licenseplates on the Hyundai Accent LS (a very common car in Denmark)) is to drive around on the beach and forget the tide coming in.
When the water is 1km out the sand starts to get difficult to drive on, and that takes a few cars every year to learn.
I’ve no put two posts in reply that have not appeared, rather weird, and all they did was add a little alliteration, there is no naughtiness in it…this confuses me…
*mutters at IE’s inability to show proper webpages*
This actually happened to a colleague of mine who is in kite-flying.
He drove his car onto the beach and got so engrossed in his hobby that when he wanted to drive home his car turned out to be deeply in seawater
(seawater is not good for cars!)
English is almost my second first language, and with ESL’s I see a lot (like me) that we strive to make as little errors as possible to not give it a way to much that we ARE ESL’s. We should strive to make more errors….
Ahem … that’s “You make ***fewer*** boo-boos than I.” (Using “I” is so stilted that “me” is pretty much OK. See the discussions about “15 Items or Less/Fewer” for the difference between the two.)
And, yes I’m a grammar Nazi. I just try not to make a big deal about it when I’m not anonymous.
why is everything always a fake, you think people don’t take pictures of drowned cars? The car is “behind” the wave in which the spectators are standing, shadows don’t always behave like you expect on a wavey, sea surface…
There is no reason to fake this, as it happens several times every year on the beaches with huge tide.
Some of the pics of that are bound to end up on the net sometime.
It’s fairly common for people to park cars on the beach, only to have the tide come in and take the car away. Even a little water, of less than 1 ft, is enough force to lift a car and take it out to the sea.
If this picture is true, this guy must be pretty dumb. First off, the car is not even something you’d want to take offroad. I mean driving a 4 door sedan in beach sand can cause major damage. Not to mention, the guy probably noticed the water before the car floated away and he tried to drive back only to realize that 2 wheel drive just isn’t going to get you out of sand fast.
why are they already in there bathing suits and bikinis if they r getting out of a car shouldnt they be wearing like some cloths over the bikini and a shirt wtf
Perfect use for these garbage japanese cars. maybe toss a few hundred of them to plug the oil leak… Or just shove a smart car into the tube. With the person who bought it, inside.
I hate those things.
There is some reflection of the car in the water, plus the upward swell just behind the car makes it more difficult to see since now the reflection is hiding behind the raised portion of the water. Gives me an internetz.
me: well it is a shame that guy got it
friend: yea, it is bad that it happened to him
me: yup. i mean just look at how round it is and how it fits perfectly into that bathing suit
friend: wait…we were talking about the car right?
me: uh yea sure whatever floats your boat.
Holy lord all those post were made just yesterday. There are atleast 100 comments in comments on comments about a comment on a comment about a comment about the picture, and the word LOL and what it stands for.
These are the people who asked if they could drive through Sea World. “Y’know, like the glass-bottomed boats, but with our car?” When the ticket seller laughed, they stormed off, claiming they’d get to drive through one way or another. Now, they know why the ticket seller laughed. We hope.
Marge: Boy, that quiet engine sure makes conversation a lot easier. Homer: Yeah, it’s got a lot of other problems, too. Lisa: Look, Dad, you’re heading for the harbor! Homer: Relax, we’re in a hybrid car.
Is that a morris Marina?
Quickly, accidentally drop a piano on top of it!
That is it’s natural state, is it not?
*gets in a natural state*
Confusion?
I’m never confused… what does ‘confused’ mean btw?
if’s a combination of con artist and fuser, then they made a confusers actions into a verb, and confused is the past tense.
I am Past tense now.
*goes floppy*
*giggle*
*snuggles up close*
Anyway, the car is a Hyundai Accent. As far as I know, the car deserves to be drowned.
Send in the fail boat and fail crane to help these people out. Then send something else in to help the fail boat and fail crane.
Look, it’s not their fault. They’ve obviously never even been to the beach before by those remarkable tans. How were they to know about the tide?
Nope, it a Hyundai Accent… A Korean manufactured car…
*headdesk*
and its in the water
I would so slam it in her ass…
LOL.
Little One Lolled?
Licking on lard?
Lederhosen on legs?
Living on lakes?
Oooh the zombie is here!
Lots of Luck?
Let’s Order Linguine
Wow you are so clever and cool, I wish I could be like you.
Last one loses!
Lithe Openminded Lass!
love our little DrB
Lavish Opulent ‘Lingering
Leviathon’s Offering Lunch?
third!
… one who gets it’s car into the pool is a rotten egg!
Nice backend.
…..and the car?
A little longer and it’ll be soaked.
Nicely backoned ?
Bacon beckons?
With a general decline in shipping traffic, the pirates became bolder.
Yes. That post had nothing to do with bacon. But it had everything to do with Pirates! *head desk*
Pirates ate salted meat on long journeys….
meat jerkies!
my previous boss used to take that while travelling, he offered me several…yech
Biltong, Jerky …….bacon!
It’s the Cul-de-sac remake.
Looks shopped… the car doesn’t reflect in the water.
Also, nice derrière, Miss.
No, this is legit. That’s actually a VAMPIRE CAR!
totally shopped, i can tell by the pixels you see, and besides i’ve seen a few….
(that and the sun hitting the car is from behind the camera, the people are being lit from right hand side of the frame) poor show.
I think they are just having a car WASH
No its sea level rise!!
Submarine FAIL XD
I’ts a hyundai accent (accident)
Does nothing for me. Now, a southern accent…
Southern where?
Hemisphere?
Not Southern Comfort…blehk!
I prefer a sounthern comfort
on the rocks, please use tapwater for the icecubes
*Vomits*
Yicchhhhhkkk, Gods NO! No one is allowed to drink that stuff near me!
(When I ran a bar, I refused to serve the stuff!)
hehe, never tried it really, but I like comfort, and to be in the comfort of a southener sounds nice at the moment :LOL:
Haha un-snap!
I prefer something from fruit!
What about Mead/Met , mead is nice, and doesn’t come from fruit.
well, it does comes from flowers that many tumes become fruit
not tumes, comes…how am I doing on typo’s?
not comes, *TIMES
*times*
Awesome! Just point them out, shout *bukkit occasionally when you do, and no one will notice at all!
Careful though…the bukkit contains whatever flavour you find most repulsive…it’s a good disincentive
earswax!
Sangria, and do eat the soaking fruits when it is almost done!
that got some very funny moments trying to walk back to the hotel a good number of years ago
Ohh Elderflower cordial and Vodka, with strawberries soaked in them.
Haha you too, huh? The first big night on sangria is always a doozy!
Sangria- Belgium- Canals- bad.
well it was in Spain, so that was moderately safe
Sangria- Sydney- Sundawning- bad.
nooooo, you dun drink Sangria in Sydney!
Though i am hard pressed to remember what I did drink in Sydney
Sydney’s a fun city, but I hope you got to go a little further?
Actually we drove about 5000kilometers in Oz, Darwin to Alice, then Cairns to Sydney, yeah, I saw a lot
I still haven’t made it to Oz yet, I was invited to a wedding in Byron bay…..too hexpensive. One day.
K@ I’ll drop you a mail
Julya, do you talk to any regulars off-blog?
wouldn’t know how…
FB2…..make a profile! *waggles eyebrows*
DrB, FFS this world is tiny!
Lol K@, you got the message then haha
I already joined WordPress for this blog, all I like to keep current is my LinkedIn page, there’s too much information on the web that you cannot remove when it is there…:sad:
As you like
A classic sport in Denmark (danish licenseplates on the Hyundai Accent LS (a very common car in Denmark)) is to drive around on the beach and forget the tide coming in.
When the water is 1km out the sand starts to get difficult to drive on, and that takes a few cars every year to learn.
Haha Sorry K@! That pirate post was meant to start a new thread, not interupt that wanton white meat thread!
*pokes*
*doesn’t pay*
^poker machine
Lucky I didn’t pok’er face!
!pox!
*pops a particular pretty poker from the fireplace to put pulverizes plants in potholes*
Pretty poker picked a patch of party peckers?
I’ve no put two posts in reply that have not appeared, rather weird, and all they did was add a little alliteration, there is no naughtiness in it…this confuses me…
Put naughtiness in it, silly.
all I replied to your post was “precisely, preceding portly popsickle porters prancing proudly”
(or something of the sort)
Yep. No smut. That’ll get moderated every time. : P
Unless you are really careful, and use protection.
apparently ashcheak (i am not using the actual spelling) is something to be moderated, when do the moderaters wake up?
Yeah, we call that having a dry post.
The modded stuff gets cleaned up from around 9ish blog time…
Asscheeky?
*mutters at IE’s inability to show proper webpages*
This actually happened to a colleague of mine who is in kite-flying.
He drove his car onto the beach and got so engrossed in his hobby that when he wanted to drive home his car turned out to be deeply in seawater
(seawater is not good for cars!)
Julya, what’s your first language?
Dutch dear…why, did I make a big language error?
You make less boo boos than me…..and it is my 1st language!
English is almost my second first language, and with ESL’s I see a lot (like me) that we strive to make as little errors as possible to not give it a way to much that we ARE ESL’s. We should strive to make more errors….
Just aim for typos!
eye wil trai
Ahem … that’s “You make ***fewer*** boo-boos than I.” (Using “I” is so stilted that “me” is pretty much OK. See the discussions about “15 Items or Less/Fewer” for the difference between the two.)
And, yes I’m a grammar Nazi. I just try not to make a big deal about it when I’m not anonymous.
The point….you missed it.
*giggles*
*squeeze*
Your language looks just fine
*squeeze*
Did they park the car a little too close to the shore during low tide?
Argh! I hate flooding the engine.
just keep trying to start, we’ll get the lifeguards to push
You might have to crank the handle to start it up. Just sayin’.
*employs man with flag*
They’ll Hoff and they’ll poff and they’ll blow the flag down?
Fake. Notice no reflection of the car in the water and the water doesn’t wrap around the bumper correctly
why is everything always a fake, you think people don’t take pictures of drowned cars? The car is “behind” the wave in which the spectators are standing, shadows don’t always behave like you expect on a wavey, sea surface…
There should be a bit of reflection of the car on the water’s surface though, but there is not.
Vampyric car.
It would should if the people’s reflections are that clear
It happened in Ireland. I even know which beach. It’s not fake, Irish people really are that stupid!
OH yeah? Well, I even know which car. Which family too. I’m the better know-it-all-troll.
There is no reason to fake this, as it happens several times every year on the beaches with huge tide.
Some of the pics of that are bound to end up on the net sometime.
If you zoom right in, there is a reflection.
Why walk when you can drive?
I told you not to throw the frisbee out too far.
Where are the WIK’s of yesteryear?
You’re not holding your tongue right…
Ah, better…now…we wait…
That was Granny over there ——> 98% protein that was
*squeeeze!*
*lights a match*
Maybe that’ll help.
I should set some Moomin bait.
*puts jam in the middle of the room holding a biscuit*
Now…we wait…
We all know that your traps never fail. You have mysterious ways, sir.
I’m not sure what you could possibly mean, dear WIK…
Should have read the tide warnings before parking on the beach.
moooommy….
It’s fairly common for people to park cars on the beach, only to have the tide come in and take the car away. Even a little water, of less than 1 ft, is enough force to lift a car and take it out to the sea.
If this picture is true, this guy must be pretty dumb. First off, the car is not even something you’d want to take offroad. I mean driving a 4 door sedan in beach sand can cause major damage. Not to mention, the guy probably noticed the water before the car floated away and he tried to drive back only to realize that 2 wheel drive just isn’t going to get you out of sand fast.
so i guess this explains why the parking lot was empty when we got here.
why are they already in there bathing suits and bikinis if they r getting out of a car shouldnt they be wearing like some cloths over the bikini and a shirt wtf
And, the car radio is playing “The Tide is High” by Blondie.
That chick has a great ass
You bet.
he must be rich
Who cares about your car when your wife has an ass like that!
Aqua car win.
They’re going to sue God for inventing High tide.
nice milf ass.
milf win!
Perfect use for these garbage japanese cars. maybe toss a few hundred of them to plug the oil leak… Or just shove a smart car into the tube. With the person who bought it, inside.
I hate those things.
as the already in bath suits its probably not theirs unless the have a house submarine
Maybe they needed an oil change?
yea they should have plenty of that BP fresh oil in the ocean
There is some reflection of the car in the water, plus the upward swell just behind the car makes it more difficult to see since now the reflection is hiding behind the raised portion of the water. Gives me an internetz.
Tide WIN
i bet the lil boy went to the car to get mom some sunscreen and drove into the lake
me: well it is a shame that guy got it
friend: yea, it is bad that it happened to him
me: yup. i mean just look at how round it is and how it fits perfectly into that bathing suit
friend: wait…we were talking about the car right?
me: uh yea sure whatever floats your boat.
Id hit it
apperently someone didnt get the memo that cars dont float lol
set off the air bags and float’r back to shore
I’m curious if the tide came in or if they let it roll out
amphibious car – ur doin it wrong
Anybody else reminded of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Looking at how pale they are, I bet they don’t see the sun very often.
This is possibly why they lack genius.
Sexy Bikini Win
The car is a Hundai Accent, or Hundie Accident..
big booty win =3
i look at this as a Tide Win…
Holy lord all those post were made just yesterday. There are atleast 100 comments in comments on comments about a comment on a comment about a comment about the picture, and the word LOL and what it stands for.
This is me commenting on your post…. oh yeah, and LOL.
Looks more like a Hyundai Excel to me.
These are the people who asked if they could drive through Sea World. “Y’know, like the glass-bottomed boats, but with our car?” When the ticket seller laughed, they stormed off, claiming they’d get to drive through one way or another. Now, they know why the ticket seller laughed. We hope.
They all seem to be saying,”Well, f*ck, what now?”
Like it says on that old song on RB1…
…Drive my car…into the ocean….
Maybe they thought they could somehow make their car float?
“Hon, when I said the engine needed to be sea-foamed, this isn’t what I meant.” – Husband
The sock ruse… was a distaction. I have the car.
(+ cookie if you get the reference)
That’s Lindsay Lohan of course.
a car pool?
say goodbye to the car kids!
Marge: Boy, that quiet engine sure makes conversation a lot easier.
Homer: Yeah, it’s got a lot of other problems, too.
Lisa: Look, Dad, you’re heading for the harbor!
Homer: Relax, we’re in a hybrid car.
DUDE!! CHECK OUT THAT MILF!!
This is so awkward
Ass win!
:O O_O
How man just how did it happen like this?