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What a way to crash a party.
Eh, the party was winding down anyway.
Yeah, host ran out of alcohol. *pouts*
I was saving this 22-year-old scotch for Wednesday…. but I won’t be here.
*Pours glasses*
I don’t think I’ve ever had scotch before. Can I just have a girly drink? Wait, why are we drinking?
To get the party wound up again.
*hands Leila a Shirley Temple*
Who is Shirley and why do I want her Temple? Is that code for something???
*is horrified*
No alcohol????
*leaves in a huff*
Okay fine! I will have your Shirley Temple. I don’t want you to be crying.
*sips on ST*
Mmmmmmmm…
*sniffs*
*gives Leila a watery smile*
*givesGracieaSorrySqueezies*
*pokes*
With a little sweet & sour and a little vodka, I bet we can perk that drink right up!
I actually really like Shirley Temples with a little sweet & sour — no vodka required.
No vodka required…? Ummm…
*hides vodka bottle behind back*
Leila, you might…um…you might not want to have TOO many of those. Too much cherry juice might…um…stain your teeth.
*fleeswithaquickness*
What?
*looks at teeth in mirror* ZOMG!!!!
*applies homemade remedy to whiten teeth*
I’ll have a Mojito
*hands MM a Shirley Temple*
*Looks at it…. growls*
*Puts it down and moves away from the bar*
“Bleah”
MM!! You are going to make her cry again.
*picks up ST*
*gives it to MM*
Drink it…please?
*Sulks* “Fine*
*Takes the ST… Adds Vodka all secret like*
*Takes a big drink*
“Mmmmm that’s gewd!”
I knew you’d like it!
A girl after my own heart.
Ferme’s birthday is Wednesday! Don’t you pay attention on Facebook?
*tosses back a shot of scotch*
*chokes*
Happy early Birthday, FlB!
(By the way, Leila, speaking of facebook – git your skinny butt back in the kitchen! BF and I are tired of saving your white radish!)
Happy Early Birthday, Ferme!
*squeeze*
Thank you peeps…
*HappyPreBirthdaySqueeze*
*Squeezes all*
Happy B-Day Wednesday Ferme!!!
~*Knocks over n gives b-day squeezes*~
So… MM…. we’re on the floor…. and you’re on top of me… I’m having a hard time breathing…
*Squeeze*
Wait-a-minute!!! Her comment was between ~ therefore it’s sarcastic.
*stern look*
Wait she squeezed me sarcastically? How does that work?
Well, let’s see Sarc means flesh/body. Casm means…
*Grabs first aid kit*
Its only sarcastic if I knew ~ ment sarcastic
:p
Hey, maybe I like your sarkazein.
♫ It hurts so good…♫
~Applies gobs of sarcasm~
*enjoys seeing a little S&M on the blog*
What?
I thought I deleted the game.
*calls FIREMENZ for Judy*
Firemen?
*swoons in anticipation*
What a mess comes of thinking safety third.
I think safety is a DNF for this race.
Now they’re ready for a change of pace.
Are they tired of the current one?
They just need a change of pace.
I get it…the safety car driver was a ground hog.
They say rubbing is racing.
Hmm. A good rubbing always makes ME a bit racy.
VROOOOOOOOOOOM!
When I get racing, I like to pin the other driver against the wall.
Racing like that can get someone revved up.
in nascar news: a pair of medics were sent to help the paramedics.
In punning news: a clever comment was found off track.
Like a bukkit of cold water.
This is what happens when you leave safety in the lap of the Gods.
There’s not much left to do but try to turn it around.
Go-go Gracie!!!
Yay Gracie!
YAY GRACIE!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Woot woot!!! Gracie!!!
*drops Starfish on his ‘woot woot’ and squeezes*
Hello!!!
Hey there!!! Lickily I have a big, cushy woot woot to land on.
*squeeze*
Woooooooooot!!!
*giggle*
How do you manage to lick it though?
I am one flexible echinoderm.
Silly me. I keep forgetting that little tidbit.
*throws confetti*
Hip, hip dammit, Gracie!
*bumps hips with Ms B*
As long as it’s not ‘fist bumping’. I hate it when people do that.
*Looks at hide fist*
*Hides hand*
My little wee one will give you a high five, then she’ll ask for rocks and stick her little fist out. Soooooooo cute!!!
*Moshes*
I would say that is cute too.
Just not when I see adults do it. What is that all about anyway?
I think it came from whats-his-name … Howie Mandel. He’s pretty serious about his OCD and paranoid about germs, hence the fist-bump instead of shaking hands.
I know several women who don’t wash their hands after they use the restroom!!
‘nuf said.
See? Love the
tentaclefist bump.*picks her nose*
No, what do they do?
*admires Gracie’s new nose*
I LOVE IT!! Who did the work?
It was a wonderful doctor named Jekyll. His receptionist is a real monster, though.
Thank you!
*squeezes peeps*
*Squeeze*
We know you wouldn’t use that bad of grammar…
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*overloads it with balloon-shaped confetti*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
*balloon-shaped confetti parachutes down Gracefully all day*
Congrats Gracie!
*catches confettis in mouth*
Mmmmm…blueberries!
*leads huge parade in tank*
*salutes as “CONGRATULATIONS GRACIE” banners are strung everywhere*
*marching band plays*
*ten-gun salute*
*has a happy cry*
*squeezes ZA & BF*
*makes pit stop*
*inflates Gracie*
Woohoo!
*looks at self*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Does it make you want to go for a drive??
I always want to go for a drive!
*pouts*
*pops the champagne*
WOOHOOOOOOOOO GRACIE!!!!
No drinking and driving, now, sweets.
How about drinking and flying?
*squeeze*
Just watch out for those port-a-potties this time.
Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Woop woop!
*squeeze*
*jammysqueeze*
WOOOTY-WOOT-TOOT TO OUR BALLOON GIRL!
*squeeze*
ahahahahahaha
Well duh — safety is supposed to be third.
*squeeze* It’s fitting.
I’ll help you out, sweetie.
Italian race. Caution must have been called, as the safety car (pace car in US) came out to lead the pack. Instead of leading, it crashed right into the leader of the race.
…and then both of them hit the overpass.
*snerk*
BMW fail?
I’m so glad to have a day to play with my peeps.
What a great way to start a vacation!
*Squeezes peeps early goodbyes*
Vacation? Where are you going? Am I allowed to come with you? *cries*
I’m heading up to Duluth to see if I can get my Austin Healey running. I’m so excited! You can come if you really want…
You … have an Austin Healy?
THUD!!!
Yeah, I know, I wanted a Roadster, but it’ll have to do.
What year and color?
Why isn’t it running?
1967, British Racing Green
I haven’t had a vacation to work on it before.
I didn’t know you were the mechanical type.
I’m not, I’m the leafy type.
I tinker with everything… it’s what I do.
*tinker*
*tinker*
*tinker*
*Grabs hat*
Bye Peeps, I’m out!
I might be back, I might not be.
I’ll miss you guys!
*Leafs*
Sweet car, or at least it will be when it’s fixed up. But how dare you use the ‘v’ word around me this week?
*wishes AT&T would stop smashing my skull in*
*hopes his sis calls later today when she’s back in town, instead of earlier broke down in Needles CA … clickie!! clickie!!*
I’s sowry…
*Squeezes ZA*
The Zombie-goo is nothing compared to the humidity…
Totally OT — Announcement –:
The middle stall is out of toilet seat covers.
Are you starting to panic yet?
I hope the cleaning lady shows up soon. That’s my favorite stall.
*snork*
You have a favorite stall? OCD much?
Can’t you take a cover from another stall when nobody is in there? Maybe even take a few extra & keep them at your desk just in case?
I have a favorite stall, too… and a second favorite. The other two, I don’t like much.
*looks at MsB*
*sticks tongue out* Nyah!
Heeeee!!!
And… NS … I am so embarrassed to say, I do have a few of those in my drawer but I use them for something else.
Blotting oily skin?
Kindling?
Crinkling them up to give your boss some playtoys?
Blotting. Do you know how much those little sheets cost at the drug store?
Put a little spray bottle of cleaner in your desk, take it with you and pre clean the seat.
As long as the restroom is clean, the toilet doesn’t leak, and there’s TP, I’m really not too picky.
I did do a study that supports my deduction: The middle stall is the least used.
Do not ask to see any reports. It’s highly classified.
Were they done by….top men?
Why did it have to be snakes…on a drain.
Maybe because they were frustrated by their girlfriends, because they had had too many…bad dates.
Our office is small, and there are only 4 females. We don’t have a stall, just a bathroom.
Why, what have they done to you?
The floor tilts in one (toward the drain they have in the center of the restroom), and the lock is not quite secure enough in the other (sometimes pops open when another stall is opened).
I will use them if I have to — but I prefer the others.
I like the one with an Eljer toilet, it flushes so much better than the others…
Is that one of those electric eye things?
We call those “magic potties.” If they flush when they’re not supposed to, they become “silly magic potties.”
Naw, that’s a Zurn (or Sloan) Flush valve. I’m talking about the people who make the bowl that actually allows stuff to go down.
As long as … stuff … goes down and not back up, I don’t care whose name is on it.
I’m with the dead guy!
When that BMW came in the picture, i was like OH OH OH NO…. and then his whole wheel broke off. Dang, that just cost them a lot of money to fix.
*Doot doot doot*
Man this clip is old. Gotta love WTCC though, better racing than F1 has been for a long time.
I’ve seen this happening live!!! Couldn’t stop laughing for half an hour :p
The car hit by the safety car was in 1st place at that exact moment XD
First
I brought delicious double chocolate cake today! It’s in the break room of course!
*offers peeps a slice*
Ja, wo will er denn bloß hin!? Haltet ihn auf!
Poor little Franz
I don’t know who is responsible for the safety car going out onto the track just as other vehicles are coming around the curve, but the driver is still an idiot, for taking-up the whole freakin’ track! He should be fired, his boss should be fired, and his boss’s boss should be fired.
He came out of that pit-lane like a 70 year old vicar in a morris minor merging on the M6 for the first time in his life…
The safety car must be driven by a cop. No one else would drive with that much arrogance.
Occured during the WTCC race in Pau, France.
The drivers of the safety were blamed for that and now, they aren’t allowed to drive a safety car for one year.
I know that I can always trust my safety car to help me out! Well, help me get even more injured.
Safety car in Germany: http://www.autobild.de/mmg/mm_bildergalerie_1132866.html
hat er gestorben?
^ grammar fail
HAT ER SICH UMGEBRACHT?
ist er tot?
that’s really safe..
Ha ha ha!!! Funny… Who cares what part of muslim, or religion belief…. Take it for what it is… I assume some hunter put it up… and I might take his lead!!! lol… Funny… My Dad is so da*n redneck… He will love it!! lmao!!!! Good fail!!!… and correction to one of the comments I read.. This is not a symbol of a shot deer.. this is when they Gut it!!!