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Your teacher will be vere VERY proud…
Grasshopper, you have much to learn.
Oh, look cookies in the break room.
*runs over to the break room*
I’m no such student so you CAN’T TOUCH ME … and don’t click my link!
AND DON’T CLICK MINE LAWL (srsly, you’re too much of a n00b to understand any of the things there!)
I bet I’m not a n00b
Every time you see him, never’s just so hype…
BAD TOUNCH!
*pokes instead*
:[
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
*squeeze*
Don’t laugh at our sign. We’re serious. :[
*snerk*
*giggle*
I can’t keep it in!
*sploots a pie in Ms B’s face*
*also giggles*
She’s right!!
*throws water balloons at Dragon*
*opens mouth to remonstrate*
*SPLOOT*
*gets a water balloon right in the face*
ACKTHPLB!!
…I think you put my pilot light out!
*hides under bed while Dragon dries out*
*puts on Mythbusters bomb suit*
Er, what do you think it’ll take to relight it?
I think I need to re-find my spark. ‘Twill be a mystical journey full of adventure and danger. There will be adventure, romance, mad science!! I will have to buckle my swashes and gird my loins and get ready for the most difficult test of my entire li…
*jumps a little as someone pushes the “reset” button*
Oh.
Nemmind.
*takes off green lab specs*
Genius! Crises averted!
*Dons wet suit*
*Squeezes failpeeps*
Pie?
*perks!*
Watch where you’re poking! :[
Can’t touch this!
STOP!
Hummer time.
Hammatime!
You get poked in the future?
They’ll pay for that.
Oh, should’ve scrolled down…
I dont get it.
Logic would then conclude that the teacher touches the student.
If I get it the logic to get it funny is so unfunny that I still don’t get it…
Would it have been funnier if it had been referring to catholic priests instead of teachers?
perhaps it is a catholic school?
Interestingly enough, teachers in the U.S. are statistically 5 times more likely to be pedophiles than Catholic priests.
Maybe if teachers were allowed to marry it wouldn’t be so bad.
Aren’t you mixing up something?
no its a public school, iknow ahhah this is my school! Bedford, ohio
ahh good times… i hate that place >.<
The “funny” is that someone thought enough of that motto to officially use it rather than thinking it through & deciding to scrap it. The concept itself is far more disturbing than funny.
it should’ve been, “I’m the teacher, I teach the future.”
First!
I am the pun-isher, I punish the failures.
You are Joe, you are the failure.
Agrees with Pun-isher.
-agrees with Cy and Pun-isher-
*agrees with all the agreeing*
*starts singing Pink Floyd*
Hey!
Teachers!
…Leave those kids alone!
I was actually hoping it was the slogan for a flight instructor. I want to learn to fly.
So welcome … to the machine.
Hey, you!
*squeeze*
Sometimes, “Have a cigar” just means having a cigar.
And sometimes, it doesn’t!
Judy, is that a cigar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Does anybody else here feel the way I do?
Comfortably numb?
its not a cigar, it’s a lolcat!
third!
ouch
*Pats shoulder*
I am not the least bit touched.
*tounches Leila*
*runsawayfast*
The person who wrote this slogan was tounched in the head.
gives “Back to the Future” a whole new perspective
Is this The Shape of Things to Come?
*tries to see into the future*
*concentrates*
*reads instructions*
“Add one pouch concentrated Leila with one half pouch rum”
“Freeze until slushy”
Did someone call for half pooch rum? I distill it myself.
The question is, which head?
You are that teacher
Pedoteacher?
transitive property FTW?
20th!
Last?
Negative.
Mommy, he touched me in my future!
♪ The future’s not ours to see,
que, sera, sera! ♪
♪ There’s no future, no future. No future for you. God save the queen. ♪
*watches Back to the Future*
*punches bro square on upper arm*
Oh – is that what they’re calling it these days?
Kids and their modern references!
Gives new meaning to “The future is in your hands” now, doesn’t it?
What on earth is going on in the poster on the right? Is that Yogi Bear on steroids?
Obligatory “this is a WIN” comment.
Why? What part of this is a win?
Do you have some deep-seated urges that you’d rather not discuss?
They aren’t so deep-seated and I have no problem talking about them.
I’m not talking about touching “children”, but I’m just saying who hasn’t been “hot for teacher”.
Welcome to the ****ing future.
I can handle a kissing future.
Missing future? Well of course it has not been charted yet.
*hands Ms B a coupon for a case of Chap Stick™*
Is that a Chap Stick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Happy to see you!!
*ska-WEEEEEZE!*
*pokes* o.o
No need to fear Im not a teacher
chap stick.
Teacher(I) –Touch-> Future
Student(I) == Future
Thus
Teacher(I) –Touch-> Student(I)
QED
*gives Jules standing ovation*
*rubs tummy*
*scritches under chin*
umm…you are the teacher you touch the future
you are the student you are the future
soo your the teacher and you touch future but yore also the student that is the future. wouldnt that be you touching yourself??
idon’t
Does the future touch remind them of mary kay letourneau or debra faye? Or is it more masculine?
I’m sorry, what did you say? You had me at “pretty brown eyes”…
“But Mr Smith, how am I ever going to get an ‘A’ in science class now?” (bats eyes, flutters hemline)
*wonders about a dad fluttering his hemline*
*doesn’t judge*
Hey – whatever works!
pedobear win? or teacher bear win?
either way, this is definitely a win
Oh god, LOL!
Quit touching the future! It hurts!
Awkward…
it’s legal if you don’t use your hands
O_O Oh dear lord WHAT COULD U POSSIBLY USE!??!
If I were you, I’d be careful what you ask him
This is more epic than Ben Hur.
ummmm,…are we certain that this is not a catholic school for boys
It’s sad, I actually go to that school.
Lol – and, er, is there a lot of touching going on? Which school is it btw?
hahahaha its so sad that I actually go to that school omg I cant believe Joey did this XD
wow, can’t believe nobody did this before now.
By the time the kids learn to use the transitive property, it’s too late.
Oh, that`s kinky
I attend the school that hangs this sign in MAIN HALLWAY! This sign has been displayed for 40 odd years. I hate my high school for reasons other than being sexual harassed via sign everyday but it does give the whole school a good giggle.
well if its a hot teacher touching and teaching legal student its a p*rn school.
somewhere, pedobear is having a field day with this.
that’s gay!
I understand that Mary Kay Laterno has that plague on her desk.
That’s unfortunate.
so yeah… this is in the main hallway of the school… i have passed it at least 7 times a day for the past 4 years… and i didnt think to post it on failblog >.<
This sign is from my highschool, Bedford High School in Bedford, OH. A friend of mine posted this, actually. Cool!