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Everyone’s a critic.
Right there is a cycle safety win. Better than airbags
Is this like a before and after?
If they’re riding backwards this could go badly.
(that’s the first time I’ve ever used that sentence btw)
STC Bork? Who has the button?
*pushes random button*
Wha?
*puts on raincoat*
Wha?
*pushes nothing)
Wha?
“Out of cheese error, Redo from start?”
MELON! MELON!
Whoops! Here Mr Jelly!
insufficient data
reboot universe
its funny beacuse theres a kid that with be mentaly scared for life and a childe that with be phiicaly scared for life
Who is Redo? And where is Start?
@$$ bags?
LOLOL
Laughing out loud… out loud?
Laughing out loud on laudanum
Laughing Out Loud Over Lolpics
I’m willing to bet thats not her kid in the first pic, and in the second, it’s nice to see humans get off their big fat ass once in awhile, but you shouldn’t punish your kids because you’re fat.
there nothing wrong with these pictures.
o_O
1st maybe not. 2nd, well, kids need oxygen too
Oxygen yes, methane not so much.
The kid in the first picture is getting enough oxygen. That’s enough for me.
double fail, girl in the first pic cant even put the top on correctly. look at the left boob
Nothing wrong with her left boob.
Umm look, I do like the idea of a four-poster bed in the right room, just not that one.
You don’t like purple on the walls?
I think it’s the Empire ensemble that does it for him…
Hehe. Maybe it’s surprising, but I don’t mind colour on walls…I meant that bed. No needy the corners on bedposts!
How about a cot?
You’re so kinky.
You have me mistaken with MM. I am a delicate and most innocent flower.
*snorkgigglerofl*
*squeezes Ms B and Leila*
*squeeze Gracie and MsB*
1st one is a win for the kid, 2nd is double fail when that lady farts
Nah, first one kid is scarred for life and will have no respect for women.
other than the scarred for life, that makes him different from every other man how? we all lose the respect at some point. part of growing up.
I just lost all respect for you.
I need a new idol.
Any applicants?
*puts on cape and mask*
*dramatic pose*
I would apply, but we all know I’m full of hot air.
*squeeze*
The first one I would probably wear the stars off of. The second one the kid could become a wedgie if they so much as hit a pot hole, well, more of a wedgie.
That’s just too horrible
I’d call it a Gas Chamber Fail
HA!
Wait. Why did they give us two fails?
I was trying to figure that out too…
*eyes narrow*
Er, very sorry if I’ve annoyed you and um… what I mean is… yeah, I’ll be shutting up now. Sorry.
I think you will find, the good doctor was narrowing his eyes in suspicion as to what the PTB were up to!
Ah, that makes sense. I just don’t want to annoy anyone on here…
You worry too much. Just have fun and if you cross the line, we have no choice but to …
*…points @ FB Manual and shows aequita what happens*
Heeeee!! Just kidding.
Heh, I’ll try not to worry so much. =)
Awwwwwwwwwww
*squishes*
Hee, thanks
*squishes back*
how does the kid in the 2nd pic breath?
With an ‘e’ at the end.
E, that’s better!
Have tried the new e- breath yet? It’s super easy and cheap!
yeah, i don’t see the ones like the first as parenting fails, more like attractive picture fails
i don’t think it’s as bad for the kid as the person looking at the pic going “eww, a kid”
Please, for the love of Juses, put on a hat!
Jebees say “safety”
Hey, there’s Jesus in the bottom right hand corner of her mirror…
He is watching you!
*Stops Fapping*
What?
Sorry, that’s Santa, doh!
He really knows when you’ve been naughty!
He knows when I’m sleeping, and with whom.
So be good, for goodness sake!
It’s literally snowing outside right now. I blame you. :p
Let it Snow let it snow let it snow!
*runs off at speed*
*pelts K@ with snowball*
*melts*
*scoops up slushy K@*
*puts in freezer*
*makes Icee for failpeeps*
What flavor would you like?
*squeaks*
Icee what you did there…
Hey, at least the woman in the second one is on a bike…won’t be as much fail if she regularly bikes and instills that habit with her daughter, otherwise it’d be a double fail.
Yep. I was actually waiting to use that as a retort for any fûckwits. There’s nothing wrong with cycling, more folks should try it, rather than insisting on hauling a ton and a half of steel two blocks to buy milk.
*raises hand*
I walk, or take public transport.
Nope, I haven’t seen Kyle around.
I Tink the top one is a little bit obsessed with Peter Pan…
But that boy doesn’t look lost, just confused.
She looks like she’s trying to Hook up with someone..
S’mee? No actually S’really not!
I wasn’t implicating that it was you…
Wendyd you get that idea…
I michael jumped to that conclusion darling!
I have a few possible responses to that, but I’m not Piccanniny.
Nerezza!
Well, then what do we do now, make a bunch of perverted jokes like a couple of Cecco’s?
I john know! *Shrugs*
~W’Ed Taynte the moral level of this fail if we did…~
So you don’t want me to dust off some suggestive quip?
~Oh no, I would never do such a thing~
*Curlys up in fits of giggles*
*Is Slightly amused by K@ giggling*
Maybe the first picture is actually the babysitter? WIN!!
Snap
*Tickle Tickle*
i’d say babysitter win too ^^
I think the second one is the baby SITTER.
I weep for the younger generations.
At least in the second case the kid might stay in shape – that way her child doesn’t have to go through near suffocation on the back of a bicycle…
I’m with Sean Lock. . .
(clicky)
1st one is a fail at taking pictures of yourself too
Can’t see the face…
take in the picture of jesus on the bottom left corner of the first pic… haha
second pic… can’t imagine what would happen if mamma bear lets out a toot
Poor bike!
How do you know anything about the woman in the top photo? Hmm?
*skips in*
*looks at fail*
*giggles*
*flees*
*skips off*
*fails to look*
*cries*
*falls over*
*stumbles over*
*can’t see straight*
*heaves(a little)*
*passes out*
I’m tired of this type of fail.
I know what you mean, I’ve seen enough of these in my day.
)
(There’s whole blogs dedicated to them.
*Boopsselfondanosey*
There are! There are!
*blanketyBlanksSelfonDaNosey*
How is that even possible?
Well, you just … *whisper, whisper, whisper*
*faints*
*fans*
*squeeze*
You are not alone, sweetie.
Maybe the video will be something that will make up for this.
*drops a hint to FB weighing 10 tons*
*shakes fist at blogmonster*
*joins in fist shaking*
*mourns the loss of the haxored*
Sorry!
Sorry!
It’s not your fault!
*squeeze*
I may have had a few that bloggy ate as well…
*makes a chocolate shake*
Mmm! Chocolate! /Homer
MM I know you are scary, but quit scaring the food stuffs!
*snork!*
*makes scary faces at the food*
You just made a cauli wobble!
K, did u add me back in FB2?
Yup ^ same pic, you cannae miss me
oh!!!ouch!!!
Tattooed welfare mothers start out like pic 1 and end up like pic 2, the only variable is the time it takes. The fat one probably lost her license for drunk driving and that’s the only reason she’s on a soon to fail bike. Total cost to people who WORK for these 2 alone, well over $1 million, what a country!
*sighs*
*contemplates using bat on bigoted troll*
*lifts bat to shoulder, turns away*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
*turns and pounds troll into the ground with bat*
*Watches show*
*Wild Applause*
bigoted? I thought you mindless liberals only used that word to describe “racists”? Both these scum bag welfare leaches are white and being made fun of, so is the person who posted it also “bigoted”?
Don’t you people love to rag on white welfare leaches while saying that doing the same to black welfare leaches is “racist”? If it wasn’t for double standards, you morons would have no standards at all.
as a liberal latino I agree with urine.#1 is on welfare while the “babydaddy” is in prison for selling/doing meth, she is now looking for some one to be there for her and little timmy,flash forward ten years and a couple of white dudes being all up in there (and what the heck a few black dudes too) that is the end result is picture #2
Lol – greats pics.
At least the second mom is actually going places with her kid, rather than busy posing while the kid is left to his own devices.
Or even worse… to her devices.
*Starts vibrating*
BOB?
*perks*
WHERE?
Mom?!
Personal space invader WIN!
Looking at the room & the pics on the first one, I think it may be the older sis, rather than mom…
Thats exactly what I was thinking. An older sister and an annoying little brother who doesn’t knock? He looks like he just ran into the room and is jumping up on the bed. But still a parenting fail for *her* parents.
Poor poor child on the bike… she will be scarred for life. Perhaps the mom should make a few hundred trips around town solo to lose a few pounds before she suffocates her kid!
In the top pic, notice the picture of Jesus in the lower right-hand corner… lol
Hot MILFs are never fail
the first pic is a WIN haha she’s hot…
Why on earth would a fat ugly pale chick put a tiny butterfly tattoo on her ankle?
Because she wasn’t always a “fat ugly pale chick?” What do you think lady number one’s tats are gonna look like in 15 years? See picture two.
At least the chick in the second pic is on a bike.
Mommy you’re love handles are killing me.
How can she even keep the bike up straight? Let alone, how the bike not break??
Bet that smells nice! NOT!!!
Fart. FART. FART!!!
Babysitting: Not to be taken literally. Not even while riding a bike.
poor doll…
(second pic)
Just an observation here but the fat chick on the bike is just the girl in the bikini,….YEARS AFTER,…and with a couple too many BIG MACs under her belt
Poor bike
The picture speaks louder than any words i can say, these kids will end up in some therapists office oneday soon….;)
I love how there is a JC picture in the lower right hand corner of the mirror where the hoochie mama is taking the pic…
Thats harsh on the kid in the background but damn she’s soooooooo hot! I’m gagging for it she’s that sexy
Dude, I’ve seen public toilets sexier than her. Let her take the phone outta the way and you’ll be puking your guts out.
Scene 1 : Woman climbs off bike, looks around and cries “where’s my child, where’s my child!????”
Cut to scene 2: behind mom – two small legs sticking out…………..!
I’m doing your mom
If you noticed the child in the first one, I have bad news for you…
Give the fat lady some credit; at least she’s riding a bike.
if the fat brake the child will reverse born the wrong way.
the 1st chick doesn’t show her face but jesus aprroves
Please Mom! Not Taco Bell!
OMG! I can see Jesus.
Is this Keswick?
win and win
How can that “air bag” be safe?
Don’t you realize the kind of noxious fumes that air bag on the bike can release on that poor girl, especially after lunch at Taco Bell?!
The top one is a double fail. There is a picture of Jesus in the bottom (our) right of the mirror.
Must stink to be that kid
that’s a big FAIL!
dude am i the only one that noticedthe jesus christ picture in the corner in the first pic?
At least that fat lady is getting some exercise.
Its a before and after pic. 1st is in europe and the 2nd is when they move to america.
lmao pervert kid in the first pic has his pants down
nice car bad air bag
God have mercy that poor child!