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One more rep…
…ublican?
Either way … you still have to kiss someone’s ass. Might as well be your own.
Spread your cheeks please…
/AGREE
Looks like you made a new friend in Romania. Pack your gym bags.
Anyway…
Proof you should always have a spotter.
*takes sharpie and draws spots on MsB*
*doesn’t say where*
*click*
*has enough spots already, thanks*
I hate those days when all you need s a pen to play connect the dots
Gah! Rabbititus outbreak!
*Hides*
Nothing worse than a rabbit loose with rabbititus.
Rooster threatens to all the time. My spots are permanent.
EEeeeek! An outbreak of spattergoit!!
*runs to stock up on toad livers*
How amused is he by the offer/threat?
*snork*
It looked like he was having a spot of tea.
CONGRATS DILLY!!!!
Woo*hic!*hoo!
*blows bubbles*
WOOHOO DILLY!!!
*pops open a can of Tab*
*makes with the confetti throwin*
Hip, hip, DAMNIT!
Wooty-woot, Dilly!
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*overloads it with Tab shaped confetti*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!
*Tab reigns down all day*
Congrats Dilly!
*rolls in in a Zorb*
Look out Dilly!!
*Puts hat on Zorb*
Zorb is the most interesting man in the world.
Congrats Dilly.
Woohoo Dilly!
*throws popcorn in air*
*deftly catches in mouth*
Congrats, Dilly!
*notices she didn’t say whose mouth*
*gently takes his head back from Judy*
Snork!!
*crawls in from the last fail*
I think no more shots for me, hic.
*falls over while waving a small flag*
We need to sober up for the weekend.
Weekend!?
*instantly sober again*
Sober up for the weekend? I’ve either been doing my weekends, or my work week, wrong.
♫♪ Everybody’s drinking for the weekend…
You Loverboy you.
Oh gosh, I have so many people to thank! I was starting to feel all Susan Lucci-y! Hi, Mom!! (god I hope she doesn’t read this blog)
*fills Dilly’s seat*
*doesn’t say with what*
Many men have dreamed of this flexibility.
Pretty sure I saw Goofy do this once.
Sttttttrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetccccccccccchhhhhhhh!
SNAP!
*click*
Great, another picture of me looking like an old broken G.I. Joe doll.
LOL…funniest by far!!
Kinda funny, we have this OSHA poster in the break room that shows a guy at his desk, stretching. The caption reads “stretch your muscles to prevent injury”.
What’s funny about it is it’s done in red, which makes the guy look like he’s stoned out of his gourd.
My flexible friend.
hmmmm
*sneezes*
*tea shoots out of hot water bottle*
*lunch flies everywhere*
Look teddy, look.
*stares with those rather creepy button eyes*
*…that could be a camera watching you*
did the machine damage?
# Let’s get physical, physical #
*gets mental*
*Gets Metaphysical*
For God’s sake, hold your tongue and help me out of this!
*goes to retrieve n-dimensional crowbar*
Good Glory, please take care where you wedge that!
Ai that looks very painful Marius
*click*
Well, it’s not easy when I’m holding my tongue!
I am two fools, I know,
For bending, and for saying so
In whining poetry.
*squeezes peeps one more time*
*leaves a basket with extra squeezes for absent peeps*
I’ve had so much fun playing again this week! Everybody do your rain dances for next week so I can come back!
*runs off for the night*
*squeezes*
*leaves propane burner lit for Gracie*
*Cedes clouds*
*starts dancing*
*takes a squeeze*
*leaves one too*
It was soooo good to see you!
*SKA-WEEEEEZE!!!*
Hurry back soon, sweets. This place is a lot more fun with you here.
*SQUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
*gives Gracie the SqueezeBundle*
Glad to have you back Gracie!
*drags stereo from the grave*
*cranks volume, pushes play*
*
safety**The Guess Who – Rain Dance plays*
*100 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard performs a Native American rain dance*
*blog is covered in storm clouds by the end – or is that dust from all those feet stomping around?*
Whatever happens, always remember to have fun! 8)
I would love to bury my face between those ass cheeks…
Where would you like the rest of your carcass buried?
Dang! How are you supposed to get off that?
♫♪ Getting off
Getting off
While they’re all downstairs
Singing prayers
Sing away
He’s in my pumpkin p.j.’s ♫♪
Hey now, where do you get off talking like that?
♫♪ Gett off – 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off – I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off – let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off – I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am) ♫♪
If you’re using it the way it’s intended (with your hands, not your feet) and not like a complete idiot it’s very easy.
That’s a pilates machine and it’s meant to be used that way!
In capitalist America, machine exercises you!
*pounces on Scott and gives him a noogie*
*gasp*
I forgot how quick dragons can be.
“No pain, no gain” in a literal form.
Nothing begins and nothing ends
That is not paid with moan;
For we are born in other’s pain,
And perish in our own.
~Francis Thompson
“It’s funny until someone gets hurt…
…then it’s hilarious!”
~Anon.
Mel Brooks said a similar thing:
“If I got a paper cut, that’s a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that’s comedy.”
Don’t believe anyone who tells you excercise is good for you.
The video and the lolmart shirt add to the right were the perfect match. Kudos, Failblog.
*kisses the ABP logo on his browser*
Ad Block Plus rules!
FELL THE BRUN!!!
Ow…..
DANG!Where do you get off talking like that?
you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?
thats a pilates reformer. there are 4 springs for resistance, and the leg series only requires 2. he left all 4 springs on…rookie mistake.
100th!
I couldn’t resist…
that’s great..keep it goin’
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his legs are going to be sore in thee morning