This man obviously picked the wrong day to wear his favorite Monopoly shirt
Picture by: Eric Submitted by: rhettbutler via Fail Uploader
-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous New Security Measures | The Usual Manner Next »
» 313 Failures in Communication
Leave a Reply
Popular FAIL Videos
-
Recent Failures in Communications
Felis on FAIL Nation: Wicked Awesome Ca… Skip on School of Fail: We’re Go… silentevil77 on Ugliest Tattoos: All Beast, No… Andrew on School of Fail: Celebrate Blac… Jack F. on School of Fail: We’re Go… JB on FAIL Nation: Wicked Awesome Ca… kuhlmann on School of Fail: We’re Go… thisguy on Poorly Dressed: Everyone Wubs … El Forresto on Poorly Dressed: Everyone Wubs … hunter:) on Poorly Dressed: Everyone Wubs … 
Cheezburger Company Blog
Does what it says on the tin.
I think he was arrested for wearing those pants.
….Stole the material from a wallpaper factory mayhaps?
Or some terrible curtains. Just because Julie Andrews pulled it off, doesn’t mean you can!
“The Hills are alive with the sound of Larceny”
He’s certainly no Scarlett O’Hara.
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a feck.
I’m a wee bit concerned with this language you’ve been using lately, missy. Do you really think saying “feck” is appropriate on this site?
*nods*
I agree with K@, I think it’s totally appropriate.
/agree
LOL! Another YSAC fan I see! Exactly like on the tin
I think his shirt had the right idea
Yes, but I think his pants disagreed…
and he closed his eyes…
Other picture, please.
I guess he didn’t collect his 200 pounds.
I don’t reckon he will make the mayfair either!
No but at least visitors get free parking.
Bet not many road the old Kent anymore!
I don’t think he needs another 200 pounds.
I have an option for my “first” again,but…. F YOU, FIRSTERS!
Breathe, bru! Breeeeeathe!
Go to jail, move directly to Jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200..
The cartoon officer appears to wear a glove???
Are you ready for your close up?
*snaps glove*
Is that a butt buddy in his mouth? They have so many rules and procedures now a days.
With a mug like that, he should go out with the raptor.
She only rated him one star.
The raptor says she cannot lower her standards.
She’s trying to keep her cholesterol down.
Man and he was playing the Scotty Dog too!
Well he must have got the boot for something!
Let’s get in the car and go find out.
It’s thimble really…
They fleeced him for his pot. It’s some good ship.
Oh the Iron-y!
*dons top hat and leaves*
OMG! You canon’t be serious! Those are my families!
Is it a fail because he closed his eyes?
It is a fail because of the shirt, I think.
No, he forgot to shave.
Not his spiked hair?
It’s because the cartoon on the shirt is better dressed than its owner
Ah, that makes sense! Thanks for explaining.
That shirt doesn’t go with those shorts!!! It’s just all wrong.
ARREST HIM!!!!
Aha! So he was arrested by the fashion poice.
He’ll probably be put away for life…
If he isn’t then something is seriously wrong there.
*tucks carib in her pocket*
*pats*
Is that a carib in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Yes.
*squeeze*
*sticks head out of pocket and looks around*
I like it here!
*falls into a rum-induced coma*
He was being prophetic…he’s special…
*squeeze*
Have funsies
Yay for trips!
*squeeze*
Have lots of fun, and bring back stories!
Safe travels!
Scott! It worked!
*squeeze*
SuzieQ!!!! I am going to miss you!!!!! …goes without saying.
*squeeeeeeeeeze*
Please have a blast.
Thanks everyone! Looking forward to some time to relax…it’s been on heck of a month for me. If you’re friends with me on FB2, I’ll be sure to post pics from the trip…
I’ll be looking forward to the piccies! Have good times and make happy memories!
Looking forward to it.
*BeSafeSqueeeeeze*
Enjoy your time off SuzieQ.
*squeeze*
*butterysqueezes*
Have lots of fun and come back well rested.
*squeeze*
*squeezesdabuttacowandneverletsgo*
*smooches*
See you when you get back, sweetie! Have a safe trip!
Don’t forget the most important thing of all – have fun!
8)
*misses*
*misters*
*drags High Tea table through to this fail*
*sits & noms*
*pours tea*
*drinks*
Thank you!!!!!
*noms*
Would you like some rum to go with your tea, perhaps?
*ponders a ponder with a thinky think*
Is that allowed? K@ is the proper one here. What say you?
Here’s our IF&THEN statement for the day. IF rum is allowed in tea THEN we should open the Cuddle Puddle.
*Adds vodka, gin, tequila*
There, now it’s a tea with rum….
….erm, rum is allowed for breakfast (see navy grog rules), so I am guessing yes.
OFFICIAL NOTICE — CUDDLE PUDDLE IS NOW OPEN!!!!!!!
Yaaay!
*THUD!*
*sips ‘happy’ tea with pinky raised*
*protects noms from wetness*
I … I … I don’t know how to take that.
The British Navy rulez!
*falls over just outside the puddle due to excessive grog use*
*goes to check the dragon-grog stash*
Oh…dear. This will not end well.
LEILA!!!!!
Whut?
*flees for her life*
*crosses arms*
*taps foot*
*raises eyebrow*
Kinda free and easy with them cuddle puddle openings, aren’t you?
ACK!
Um…
*grovels*
I thought you didn’t want to be the sole keep of the CC.
*buys Judy an all expense paid week spa*
*hides Marius’ cc*
You’re so easy to pick on!
*squeeze*
*calls spa for reservations – for TWO*
So, you’re calling Leila easy?
*flees*
I will show you easy.
*tacklePouncesFerme and bends him*
♪ Oh Juuuuuuuuuuuuudy!!!! ♪
*has her video camera ready*
OMG!
*Leafs*
Oh, don’t get bend out of shape, Ferme, it will only hurt a little…
*munches popcorn*
It’s been a while since we’ve had such a good show.
*click*
There’s a good one for Dragon’s wall!
At least Granny’s not here to see this…
*Bites lip*
Don’t worry, FlB, we’ll be sure to show him the pics!
*throws Ferme a donut to sit just before he leaves*
Trust me, you’ll need this.
*makes room on the wall at DW’s*
“…sole keep of the CC.”
??????????
Um… “…sole keeper of the cuddle puddle”.
CC= Cuddle Puddle?
I has a confuzzled…
Ruh Roh.
What does the second ‘C’ stand for?
*thinks*
Couch, cucumber, c……
*is dragged away by censors*
OMG!!!
What the hell is wrong with me????
*enrolls in English As A Second Language class for life*
*squeezes Leila*
It’s okay sweetie…
*Explosion is heard in the background.*
*hands Judy a plate of cakes and sammiches*
*noms*
*happy sigh*
Better now.
Rum tea me, please?
*pours*
*plumps pillows around fail*
*sips sippy tea*
*happily slumps in the pillows*
*nuzzles nearest peep*
*Dons a pair of swim-trunks with Oak leaves printed on it.*
*wearing her leaf bikini*
*gives FLB a push that lands him in the middle of the cuddle puddle*
*splashing water everywhere*
*stand on the edge laughing*
Hahaha
*Comes out*
*Grabs MerQueen by the waist and pulls her in*
*A scream is heard*
*Doesn’t say whose*
*squeals as she is dragged in the water*
*once in the water, legs turn back into a fishtail*
Damn! I had just dried up enough to turn fully human again.
*uses her tail to splash some more water towards FLB*
*Dunks MerQueen under*
Hehe…
Wait….
*wraps her tail around FLB*
*pulls him down under the surface with her*
*wonders is he has gills to breath under water like her*
I’m a leaf, I have stomas.
I’m just not photosynthesizing. I’m not that hungry right now anyway.
*floats into cuddle puddle*
*sighs contentedly*
*swims up to Gracie underwater*
*unties her bikini top*
*swims away*
*Grabs Gracie for flotation device*
*Triple backflips in*
Sorry Gracie…
*wonders whose bikini top Judy untied*
*always wears a one-piece*
‘S ok, FlB, they do float.
*checks her leaf bikini*
Nope still glued on tight
Real= Float
Fake= Sink, it’s how you tell!
*furiously scribbles notes*
*looks down*
*wonders where bikini top went*
*shrugs and continues to float contentedly*
…Dragons are actually happier swimming in the buff!
*steals Judy’s sip sippy tea and drinks it*
*splashsqueezes her favorite Dragon*
It’s been too long since I got to be in a cuddle puddle.
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*changes to new memory chip*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click* …………
*splishysplashes Gracie*
We’ve missed you, too!!!
*poses for Leila*
*does “bunny ears” behind Dragon’s head for pic*
But…
*has an
!!!*
*goes to K@ lab, grabs a glowy concoction*
*puts in syringe, sneaks up to DW and injects her*
Inhibition drug.
*waits to see what happens*
*quickly gets out the pool*
*dries of her tail*
I like my legs back just in case I need to get away fast
*turns bright blue*
You trying to give her some? Or take some away?
Ms B … yes. Yes I am.
Is it a bad sign when a Dragon turns blue? I mean, do we need firemenz or is she just immune to the meds I injected her with.
*pokes Dragon*
Um…are you okay Dragon?
*sprouts blooming flowers on hands and feet*
*contacts defense lawyer*
*picks blooms and puts them in vases*
*distributes to failpeeps*
Prettifull!!!!
*suddenly starts smelling like pickles*
Surprise!
Ah, thank you K@. It’d be cool if this happened more. Though Friday would be odd…
High Tea AND a Cuddle Puddle?
*THUD!*
*Drinks Tea*
Best. Day. EVAR!
High Tea and Cuddle Puddle in the same fail.
Best. Day. EVAR indeed!
*pours tea, resumes enjoying clotted cream*
Dare I ask what clotted cream is?
Per K@ on previous fail: Nommy, but very very bad for you! Min fat content 55% -basically cream made by heating unpaturised cows milk…..till all the fat is in one place….the clotted cream!
Wowzer! 55% fat?!? That’s more than half!
Not in my opinion.
We all know your opinion isn’t worth $.002
But it may be worth .002¢
I’m confused.
Let me call AT&T for clarification…brb…
Verizon knows better.
55% fat increase right on my kiester.
Nah, you just have to burn the calories quickly!
Are you saying you eat this while bumping uglies?
….
Better than chocolate sauce!
I can think of some fun ways to do that.
Me too
Manicure and pedicure??
Whut? That’s fun!
Never had on of those
Eh what?!?!
How did this happen
Please ignore this post
*shrugs*
Never had one of those so I don’t know
Oh now Mer. I do believe you are missing out.
It is only naughty if you are on a diet Judy, promise. (you may even be able to google it without fear)
Omg…clotted cream is one of my very favorite things on this earth. And when I was in Cornwall, I found a place that has clotted cream ice cream. Best. Ice cream. EVAR!
*sits*
*sips*
*noms*
*squeezes*
*squeezes*
*noms*
*sips*
*sits*
*skits*
*snips*
*moms*
*squeezes*
*squeezes*
*moms*
*
safetysnips**skits*
I say!
No more scones for me, mater, I’m off to play the grand piano.
To tinkle the old ivories? Play us a tune old chap.
♫Play us a song piano man….♫
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
*admires all the copy pasting*
Wow. That. Was. Phenomenal.
Here, LGB — you might need these:
~ ~
Ahhhhh — I thought there was somefin missing from that post!
*throws ~~s into comment*
Shanksh!
*squeeze*
Isn’t it great when you witness someone finally understanding a concept?
Idd I would call that a win, not a fail!
The most interesting man in the world really let himself go…
HATE! those commercials! Grrrrr…
But … but … but he “strongly abides to the motto, ‘safety third!’” I heard it again on the radio this morning!
No. Way. Seriously, little kitteh?
*haz a can’t beweave*
*nods to confirm kitteh’s statement*
So, why do you hate them sis?
*removes the clickie and savagely attacks Bloggy*
*starts with the jugular and goes from there*
*
safety**doesn’t stop until he’s consumed half of Bloggy’s carcass*
Wut?
My favorite quote from the site I wanted to clickie, but Bloggy finds it far too tasty for the likes of you to see, is:
“He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test. Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.”
Now that’s interesting!
This should be all the prosioners’ standard uniform~
I would argue that this is a WIN.
No you would not.
*whack*
Now, hold your head like this and go ‘waaaaaaaa’.
Robert de Niro is taking method acting a bit too far.
I thought it was Kris Kristofferson.
I thought it was Julia Roberts.
It isn’t Gwyneth Paltrow?
*faints*
No it is Keira Knightley, look at the nose.
Nope, not anorexic enough. It’s gotta be Mel Gibson.
Oh thank goodness! I thought Lassie had gone to the dogs.
I actually did refresh
OMG!!! HER!!!! That’s another actress I cannot stand to watch!!!
Sorry to veer the subject off course.
Iron Man(&2) RDJ at least makes up for her.
I ♥ RDJ!
Woof.
I want to do unspeakable things to him. Bend him. Flip him. Rub him down…
*swoons*
*drools*
He makes me all tickley-wiggly. Must be his eyes…
If only the firemenz where his clones.
*salivates*
*sigh*
*goes to work in the lab*
Maybe you could ask JBF how to clone him, that way you’ll have your own version
<to do with whatever you want
Oooooo … can you make me one too, K@?
MQ…..Everything.
Me, too! Me, too!
*gets in line for a RDJ clone*
I just hope we worked out the kinks in the clones with BFF’s batch, mind you a certain amount of kinks…..
*looks innocent*
Specify that the RDJ clones are also firemenz please.
*files for patent right away*
Hello? Fire Department? We have a woman going down on FailBlog. Can you come?
ROFL!!!
Girl!
*squeezeshersisandneverletsgo*
*is contently squozen by sis*
Sorry I was such a selfish ass.
Stop that, lady! I replied to you on FB2…
I saw.
Thank you!
*squeezieSqueeze*
*opens one eye*
Firemens?
*closes eye quickly*
Did someone call for firemen? Should I get my hose and pumper?
*cough
*cough
*all the firemen gather around concernedly, while one gives K@ CPR*
Which one?
More then one!
*drools at the sight*
*feels a bit light headed*
*Grabs hold*
*cough*
*cough*
I NEED CPR HERE STAT!
*swoons*
*points to where to apply CPR*
*doesn’t say where*
*swoons a swoony swoon*
*facepalm*
Seems like I’m wearing a shirt like that, only on white, right now.
I think it’s really great that you can come out and admit that to us all.
Oh noes! Well, we won’t condemn you for that, Enkyl…
I took it off and burned it..
Good thinking…
Yes, but are you wearing pants like that? That’s what got him arrested!
No.. some old black jeans.. that means i’m safe.. right?
*nods*
*doesn’t say which direction*
Skinny cut, regular fit or baggy?
I saw a guy low-riding some skinny jeans. It wasn’t pretty.
Just one? We have an infestation!
*blargh*
Totally vomitrocious.
yeah, it’s either simply crack exposure, or a self-generating muffin top with a little crack on the side. or directly under.
whatever.
regular ripped worn out jeans of a metalhead
*eyes Enkyl warily*
You don’t have a mullet, do you?
OH, no way! Classic long dark curly hair.
In that case, come play with us on the Fire Safety fail!
ARRGGHHH!!
“Me and Bobby McGee” just came on the radio. That song pops into my head every morning when I’m in the bathroom getting ready for work! Don’t know why there, or then, but it does.
♪Windshield washers, turpentine ♫
*sings along*
Whose version?
Right now; Janis Joplin
*looks to the left*
Mer? How did you get here in my office?
♫♪ It’s a kind of magic ♫♪
Someone wake him up!
I don’t think that’s possible in his present state…
Give him a noogie?
…more like an adrenaline injection in his heart…
Hurray for human monopoly pieces =D
*claps hands*
*doesn’t say whose*
Leggo already!!
*builds a Lego castle*
Wut?
Nope.
OC: Google web page just changed for me to celebrate Pac-Man. The logo is a playable game.
That’s. Freakin’. Cool, CR!
I saw it, but didn’t click…
darn ment OT *off topic* not OC *????*. :-p
Critter, is English your second language?
Not to be rude … just curious… *squeeze*
I hate to say, but English is the only language I speak. I have always had a very bad spelling/grammar problem.
I’m more of a visual memory of the final word, then the actual letters in it.
Wow. That’s gotta be tough. *squeezes again*
I thought you just meant “Off Color”
I thought it was Ole Cowboy! With a bit of a flourish.
Original Character?
Only Calcium?
Original Canker
Optimum Cu…
Ne’mind.
*runsaway*
MS B!!!
“Get in My naughty corner”
*taps crop*
Heh — when I walked into work, my cubicle-mate was playing that.
you reminded me of something completely unrelated that i refuse to talk about
I saw that too, I wish I could play as the guy in the picture though =[
it’s definitely a win ! he already knew what was going to happen !!
So if you wear attire that says where to go you automatically get there?
*wears a “Go To St. Croix” tshirt*
*closes eyes … waits*
Hmm… good theory.
*wears a “Go To Robert Downey, Jr.’s House” shirt*
Dammit! Why didn’t I think of that?
*rips my Hell shirt off*
*click*
Phooey. I knew I should have worn a Disney World shirt today.
*prints a tshirt for NS that says “Go To Disney World*
Here you go sweet kitteh.
Thanks!
*dons shirt*
*waits*
Save an additional $50 off systems $699 and above with coupon code: WQQ$MQ0M4JNCWD. Or save $100 off systems $999 and above with coupon code: B980P775CS2Z02. Go to Dell.com/DellU or call 866-914-6077 for details. Offer ends 6/30.
Moar liek Go To Fail, amirite?
So, why was he arrested? Did he land on Boardwalk and refuse to pay? Did he steal from the Community Chest? Was it for disorderly conduct after he threw a ruckus for not winning First Prize in that beauty contest?
If it was for something minor, like driving a thimble down the road, then that would only warrant a citation, I would think.
He had to obey his favorite shirt
That’s a win in my opinion.
That’s not a fail.. thats a win!
Irony doesn’t get too much sweeter than that!
He didn’t pass Go or collect $200 either.
its a fail because he doesn’t have a “get out of jail free” card
Prognostication Win
Dude that guy looks like Bill Murray!
that’s what you get for squatting on park place
that’s a WIN!!!!
Go to jail win.
I think he have not left from jail for 50$ after 3 days.
I have that shirt
This is not a mugshot…
This is a win, not a fail.
He’s a political activist from Queensland, Australia and wore this T-shirt deliberately knowing that he was likely to be arrested.
“Go to jail” You’re doing it right actually
great shirt..it fits you
He better hope he rolls doubles on his next turn
YES!!! THERE IS A GOD!!!:D