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isn’t this more then just a garage fail?
ja, it’s a LOT more than a garage fail!
I hope that was the garage.
I wonder, look at all that stuff on the ground…
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation!
It doesn’t look safe to just stand there.
Child cloth, child toys, child pieces…!!!… Darling, I found the childs!!!!! (I know it’s bad… But it’s funny!)(I’m laughing really bad)
Perhaps just a brakes fail?
driving fail?
Yeah, it looks like the whole house is made of that metal sheet stuff. I suppose if you live in a garden shed you should be careful how you park, the guy is lucky he didn’t take down the rest of the house!
id say thats an architecture fail + safety fail + driver fail.
first!
To fail… although I doubt it’s the first time you failed in life.
By the way, the guy standing next to his car is the best part of this picture.
no u
YAY
That’s what the predatory Jeep thought when it saw a human creeping past below.
Movie stunt FAIL! Ferris’ car went backwards!
should have used more speed
*squeeze*
The drugs don’t work, they just make you put bombs on buses.
*squeeze*
I tried blowing up a bus once, but I burnt me lips on the exhaust
*doesn’t say which*
I’m guessing you have one helluva queef!
Granny is a ping pong champion.
Reference fail. It was Cameron’s dad’s car.
“1961 Ferrari, 250 GT California. Less than 100 were made. My father spent 3 years restoring this car. It’s his love, it’s his passion-”
“It’s his fault he didn’t lock the garage.”
I am not sure, but I think he did it wrong.
It woulda been WAY easier to just drive around.
What about over?
*flips* Like this?
Much better.
*squeeze*
looks like someone forgot to put the change of Transmission of the car.
(sorry if it is not written well.)
Indeed.
これは、よく書かれていなかった。しかし、これは悪いです！
*Snickers*
Yep, gear change fail.
This actually happens a lot with old people where I live. They drive shiftstick all their lives and then when they get old they decide to buy a car with an automatic gearbox. With shiftstick driving backwards is not very fast, so on various parkinglots you see accidents happen where someone puts their car in reverse and press the accelerator driving backwards with 35 mph.
Some have killed their spouses in the garage, flattening them against the back wall of the garage (we usually have brick garages)
grey dawn
Like that time we found those cougers?
Expect that this car went FORWARD through the back of the garage. Has nothing to do with being in reverse.
Really, gear change? Going forward into a garage you would never need to change gears. This clown is just proving Darwin’s theory of evolution.
What I was referring to was the fact that when you drive a lot of stick shift, an automatic transmission leads to dangerous situations. A stick shift won’t drive off by itself for instance…
But I do agree. A Darwin award is very close, but he’ll have to have hurt his reproductive organs or died for that.
I like the faceprint in the windshield!
I’d say it’s either:
Parking failure
or
Garage failure, i mean, it obviously wasn’t long enough for that driver.
NOT a garage fail.
Possibly vehicle fail, probably driver fail.
Garage walls are never intended as vehicle restraints.
If a person is, err… spatially challenged, mayhap he or she should invest in a garage of brick or stone. Matchstick dwellings tend not to survive impacts well.
More like a parking fail. It’s not the garage’s fault the moron driving the truck didn’t know that you’re supposed to stop BEFORE you hit the wall at the back of the garage.
Bet it was a Toyota…
women drivers…
what can I say?
It doesn’t really matter what you say, there’s no women who would bother listening.
Wha, can you say again
hehe
Do you have a brick garage?
yep, a triple garage, I once turned a loaner Citroën C3 in it without hitting the wall
Nice. You wanted to drive forwards?
Nope, someone parked in front of the garagedoor so I had to exit other door
You’re so rude.
Wait. Oh hell. You were talking about cars! Sorry
I like how the wall doesn’t completely break, it just… opens up like a giant cat door. I wonder if it’s hinged at the top for this very purpose.
Are you saying that next time the SUV needs to be covered in fun fur?
Yes. And we also line the garage in rubber.
You mean like those nice men did to my bedroom?
no that’s not a bedroom, that’s an Isolation room
They did it to my bedroom too, praytell, do they shock you too?
Lil’ DrB is lined in rubber if you have room?
Wrapped in plaaaaastic?
Actually this is from a swedish newspaper. The accelerator got stuck, so he drove trough the wall. Kinda fun picture tho!
Not true, just happend yesterday in Pennsylvania. It was all over the news here
It happened 5 min from where I live in Tirana, Albania.
You should have turned left at Alberqueque.
*anklesqueeze*
Que?
*turns right*
*crashes*
*anklesqueezes*
I had no idea Albania was so close to Pennsylvania *Hops on google maps*
Haha, this didnt take long to get on this site! This happend monday morning in a town about 10 mins from my house. The official news story is he was pulling into his driveway and the brakes failed…. so Brake Fail, also Driver Fail for not grabbing the E-Brake
Damn! If I’d know you could e-brake, I’d have helped him over the internets.
I thought the E-Brake was what puts up that message about not posting so fast.
No that’s the I-Brake
Yep – “brakes filed.” Suuuuuure. That’s what he said anyway.
I don’t think that’s what he said. It wouldn’t make sense.
You think so too? But I suspect that filed brakes could cause something like this
…
LOL, Tech Support fail?
Going to the drive-thru – you’re doing it wrong.
However, driving through (your garage): You’re doing it right!
Rook! It’s frying!
*crash!*
I’d like to order a grande chai tea with soy milk and 2 raw sugars – shaken not stirred please.
And then?
NO AND THEN!!!
And then?
NO AND THEN!!! Okay, add an eggroll but that’s it after that.
And then?
We try and take over the world.
You want some toothpicks with it?
Well I just checked your budget, and that is not going to happen.
*shows TO the numbers*
*looks at the numbers*
Well back to kicking SuVs through garage walls then.
That is right, start small and work your way up. The world will still be there tomorrow to take over
*pats TO on the shoulder*
..And then??
Profit?
*sighs*
Mutilation Nation is a non-profit organization. We just want to give death and destruction to all.
*nods yes*
Cause any profit made goes directly to my bank account
Eh I mean to the widows and orphans fund
*wipes sweat from brow*
*hopes nobody noticed that little slip up*
Wach out, you’ll mess the liner!
And then???
MMMM… Mutilation Nation. I like the sound of that.
Are we tax exempt?
When it comes to garage flooring, many of you may have heard or seen the epoxy floor coverings that are available today, possibly even on TV. You see what looks like a simple process and beautiful results. What you don’t see or hear is that most epoxy floor coverings fail and the process is extremely time consuming and difficult. The biggest reason the epoxy garage floors fail is adhesion, they simply don’t stick well unless the surface has been properly prepped. That doesn’t sound bad, right? Wrong. Here are some of the things you need to do to “prep” for an epoxy floor.
Ronnie Gibbs
It doesn’t look like the floor failed. But thanks for advertising.
This is more than I ever wanted to know about garage floors.
Hahaha you and the inestimable Mr Eld made me lol!
Hey, I am still freaked out about the synching comments of it all.
*bites nails*
Gah! No bite a tha nails!!!!
They hate it? Niles?
Any noob quilty can post a repetitive comment, but it takes experienced failpeeps to coordinate like that.
iGreat Scott, I hate to say this but you are the spawn of a transvestite polar bear and your face is uglier than the backside of a turtle turd.
Okay, time to NOT fake a troll’s existence. Jon, go away. You suck.
*Squeeze*
Hey Arthur, you are going to look like you are grumbling at the failpeeps soon ….awesome, do it again!
*squeeze*
Hey Arthur, you are going to look like you are grumbling at the failpeeps soon ….awesome, do it again!
Nice save…nothing quite like a well rounded ending.
Seriously, Sonia. You have issues.
It’s 6:00 AM and you are leaving for work. You press the garage door opener wall button and hear a subtle hum from your electric motor but the door failed to move. If your garage doors springs are intact chances are you garage door openers main drive gear has failed. You can easily inspect your drive gears by unplugging your garage door opener and removing the metal cover. The main drive gear is made of a white plastic that typically is the weak link in the opener. Many things can cause this gear to fail. Some causes of wear are
It doesn’t look like the garage door failed. But thanks for advertising.
This is more than I ever wanted to know about garage doors.
Hahaha you and the inestimable Mr Eld made me lol!.
Hey, I am still freaked out about the synching comments of it all.
*bites nails*
Gah! No bite a tha nails!!!
They hate it? Niles??
Any noob quilty can post a repetitive comment, but it takes experienced failpeeps to coordinate like that.
iGreat Scott, I hate to say this but you are the spawn of a transvestite polar bear and your face is uglier than the backside of a turtle turd .
Okay, time to NOT fake a troll’s existence. Jon, go away. You suck.
*Squeeze*
Hey Arthur, you are going to look like you are grumbling at the failpeeps soon …awesome, do it again!
*Squeeze*
Hey Arthur, you are going to look like you are grumbling at the failpeeps soon ….awesome, do it again!
They now have cars that can parallel park themselves. They should have cars that can park themselves in the garage too. Take the human element out of it.
*puts truck in gear and leaves it to park itself in garage*
I hope that was 4×4 Trucks you put in gear. ^^
I am adamant it is.
*squeeze*
The even have the option as DIY
http://boingboing.net/2009/08/11/retractable-fifth-wh.html
Hey honey, I finished cleaning out the garage. You want me to work on the attic now?
At least you won’t have to climb the stairs to get to it now.
All that junk piled up against the back wall has been taken care of.
So has the nosey old lady next door.
Oh, and I fixed that rear window you said was sticking.
We’re ready to start that addition you wanted to put on the back of the garage.
Dad.
Yes?
The air bag didn’t go off.
*Sigh*
I know, kiddo. I know.
OMG! The garage finally hatched.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I want a hatchling.
Watch closely as the newborn SUV takes it’s first tentative steps.
I’d like to applaud the symmetry – here, ’cause up there^ it would ruin it.
Okay, too late. GRRRRR! IDIOT!
I’m glad that troll got banned. Whooo. I’ve never seen such vitreous hateful bile.
It now looks like you are shouting at yourself though
PLLLLBBBTTT!
Dammit… I copied a troll… I fail.
… I allways forget the name…
Ah. Them were the days
I ruined the symitry by being 2min late on a repost /tear
Do not worry, I fixed it.
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!
No no no no no. I have most definitely NOT said it before. Get it right.
I don’t understand why you assh*le keep attacking the Moomin. Go away!
Cameron’s dad is gonna go nuts!
It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.
Look. It got a chuckle the first time. But now it’s dull. AE is well respected here, you won’t make any friends that way.
No. No-one could do that with a raccoon.
Sheesh! He was not asking for it, alright?!
No, do not submit a link!
*Joins angry mob*
Who are we chasing around?
Dammit! It’s not going to let me laugh at you, Marius.
Phttttbt!
Wow, you guys make, like, no sense at all.
Looks like I missed a good time.
Ferris made him do it.
I’d go for garage+WALL fail, that seems like a pretty thin one to me.
Are we sure it’s even a garage?
Granted there are no wondows,
but I don’t see much structural support under it and that railing on the left looks a little bent.
Maybe he/she just drove through a room of the house?
positive
ht tp://www.wgal.com/slideshow/news/23576807/detail.html
I saw this in the newspaper this morning and thought “Wow, this is going on failblog”. And lo and behold.
Also, it wasn’t as much of a fail if you know that his car’s brakes were broken.
This was in my area & was in my local paper. Driver is claiming stuck accelerator. He also took out his garage door.
Looks like a Jeep Liberty, not a Toyota Prius!
BTW I have a Honda so no hate/love for either brand.
Well someone has to say it, but, was it a Toyota?
AHHH THAT HAPPENED NEAR MY TOWN it was on the news
Hard to tell if this is a structural engineering fail, or a “can’t find the brake pedal” fail.
whats actually holding the house up? theres no studs used in this type of house? surely that cant be up to code
“Hey this isn’t where I parked my car.”
the man is the tow driver trying to figure out how to get the jeep out.
the driver said “the gas pedal stuck” but i think he just pushed the gas instead of the brake.
ten bucks it’s a toyota.
This should be titled: “Parking Failed”
Just what I was gonna say.
Definitely a Long Island fail. Someone drives a car through a house easily once a week here.
this reminds me of ferris bueller’s day off
That looks like a teenage driver got a little drunk maybe!
FAILTACULAR! A Fail so epic, is almost a WIN!
muddy boots = slippery pedals = loss of control.
/maybe Dumbass tho
jackie chan – parking story
He fell asleep while driving in his garage.
this really is a garage fail..
Honey! You forgot to put it in park again!
Definitely a driver fail. Possibly a didn’t stack quite enough sh*t at the back wall of the garage fail.
BTW, the floor of the garage and the basement walls are poured concrete; the upper floor is supported by multiple studs in the corners of the garage and the other 3 intact walls. The collapse team shored up the 2nd floor joists in the garage just to be safe.
Great post! Perfectly epitomizes the frailties of a bad garage! Cheers..
It shouldn’t been happen straightway from the next time, it may be due to the casual approach to some drunken driver or the garage materials are not suitable enough and qualified enough to keep huge vehicles.
it looks like the whole house is made of that metal sheet stuff
Do they buy a car and protect it with insurance?
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