Lack of balls?
Are you kidding me?
its not every day we get to see a guy drive a dora car.
and im pretty sure not any man would wanna drive it.
so it does take BALLS to drive THIS car…
He’ll have to defend his manhood at EVERY opportunity. Lots of fights, which he has clearly won since he’s not in traction. And so the Doramobile becomes a symbol of manly status.
There was actually a bloodthirsty mercenary back in the days of the Crusades. Because of something having to do with his mom he was called not by his given name but by the nickname Gatamalata (if I spelled that right) which means ‘honey cat’. And he was scary enough to get away with it.
“I’m rollin’, they hatin’” doesn’t quite have the same implication here. Well, at least he’s a unique gangsta (hint: Uniqueness is not necessarily a good thing).
So is there anyone on here from the Dirty South who can explain to me WTF all these jacked up cars are about?
If you are a frequent visitor to FB you have undoubtedly seen other cars painted like this but usually with a Cereal brand on it.
And of course they always have like 26s on them.
There are two of these in my city. One is always parked in a parking lot next to a busy road. That one has Spongebob on it. Another one must be driven, because I always see it at the college here. That one has Mountain Dew on it. I don’t really get it…
I see a lot of these. I swear it’s some kind of drug-dealer code or something. You want crack? Gotta go see Dora. Heroin? That’s Sponge Bob’s turf. Looking for prostitutes? That’s ol’ Double Stuff, man… or you could go see Trix on the east side.
Seriously. It’s the only theory that makes any sense.
I believe it is drug dealer code. Only black people can take nice cars and make them absolutely hideous. Between their gaudy tastes and obnoxious stereos it’s a wonder a race war hasn’t already broken out.
El Camino (means “the road” in spanish) and a Dora paint job – obviously owned by a latina. Black people only ride ridiculous vehicles if they were stolen. I know I have seen them boys riding girl bikes when they are kids.
This must be one of the greatest photo shopped pictures ever i saw this car on cops, its completely white. That would make it even easier to be shopped.
There is a “pimped out” Dora the Explorer car that I see every couple of months here around Cincinnati. It’s been a while, but this might be the same one. Huge waste of money if you ask me but hey, us Americans haven’t exactly been frugal lately, have we?
I think we’re looking at this the wrong way. Maybe it’s a self inflicted ‘Boy Named Sue’ (google it). He’s just so badass that he can get away with a ride like that since no one will mess with him. And he’s flaunting the fact. Maybe.
Wow, and just when I thought that gangsters couldn’t get any stupider, they amaze me with complete idiocy like this. They just shot down any semblance that they had of manhood, and replaced it with the outside vision of a couple of little girls. So they completely failed at being cool, but they did succeed in changing genders and reducing their age. So I applaud them both for being able to do that.
But again, I’m surprised that fools like this never cease to amaze me.
HAHAHA XD
you suck balls
He’s going exploring!!! Exploring his manhood that is
He must be secure with his manhood.
♫I want to bowl with… the ganstas♪
Or with the fact that he like them young.
Oooo… ick. Never thought of that.
So even Pedobear watches MTV?
When Nickelodeon is on commercials, only.
Your beautiful
Pedobear win???
its the the pedo car for mexicans!
first
failed
Whaha the gangster in that car made me LOL
You should have seen the other side!
when he turns on his GPS it chimes
“i’m the map, i’m the map, i’m the map, i’m the map, i’m the map, i’m the map. I’m the map. I’m the map.
I”M THE MAP!”
WIN
But they have to ask people on the streets to scream for it.
Swiper, you swipe mah $hit ahm gonna pop a cap in yo mutha f’ing a$$! Now, where’s mah muth f’ing backpack?
XD Nice.
Best Comment Ever! Epic Win!!!
WIN. Best comment =)))
In soviet Russia, pimp car rides you….hehehe get it?
quoi!?! c’est don bin nimporte quoi!:O XD
kesköse?
Quoi? non mais ta mère est n’importe quoi!
Apprend à parler français !
Evolving from the commonly known van, pedophiles are still easy to spot.
Given that they cannot… reproduce… how can they evolve? I’d think that entails either successive generations or living in Pripyat.
Well, strictly speaking, perhaps not all teen pregnancy is the result of teen fornication… just sayin’.
Werd to yo pimpin’ biatch, yo.
Love the Chernobyl reference!
Stupid NlGGEROACH!
This isn’t a fail. It takes balls to drive a car like that.
I agree. It is a win!
Jup, and kind of social critism in some way.
I would have to say a lack of balls to drive a car like that.
Lack of balls?
Are you kidding me?
its not every day we get to see a guy drive a dora car.
and im pretty sure not any man would wanna drive it.
so it does take BALLS to drive THIS car…
yeah, definitely requires balls. in fact, they’re a prerequisite.
i do have to wonder what sort of attention he attracts…
He’ll have to defend his manhood at EVERY opportunity. Lots of fights, which he has clearly won since he’s not in traction. And so the Doramobile becomes a symbol of manly status.
There was actually a bloodthirsty mercenary back in the days of the Crusades. Because of something having to do with his mom he was called not by his given name but by the nickname Gatamalata (if I spelled that right) which means ‘honey cat’. And he was scary enough to get away with it.
so not just a boy named sue (anybody? anyone?)
HARDCORE…
Yo, I heard you like Dora…
Mawcrow, you made my day!
J’ai suis Napoléon!
Bien, maintenant il ne reste qu’à savoir écrire français.
Les français ont conquis Failblog?
quel question
non, c’est sont les canadiens ^^
…ou pas !
The whorehouse in the background is a nice touch.
Because people can’t shoot at you straight if they’re laughing too hard.
Yo Backpack I will bust a cap in you if you do not giving me all your money!
Come on Vamanos!
This is totally a win… it was intentional.
Considering the time and money it took to do this, and that it’s good for about a 3 second chuckle, I think it’s a fail on many, many levels.
Swiper ain’t got nothin’ on this guy!
Maybe he stole it from an 8-year-old girl?
Must be a huge 8-year-old girl, that has such an toy car…
Myrtle Beach called, you are done exploring! Boom roasted
Swiper won’t be swiping that any time soon…
I’m kinda surprised the photographer lived long enough to upload the picture…
Pedobear WIN!
“I’m rollin’, they hatin’” doesn’t quite have the same implication here. Well, at least he’s a unique gangsta (hint: Uniqueness is not necessarily a good thing).
This is what you get when you let your kids pick the new car.
♫Get out of my dreams, get into mi carro♪
this is why black ppl shouldn’t own tvs
Don’t be silly, black people don’t own TVs. They just steal them and sell them for drugs.
they see me rollin’
they hate it!!
It smells like trollflesh and bigots in here…
*moves on*
Awk, that’s just… oh the horror…
Gangsta Gay or Gangsta Pedo ?
after the initial laughter, the hopped up doramobile brought me a strage kind of joy.
is that Tijuana that the picture is taken in?
So is there anyone on here from the Dirty South who can explain to me WTF all these jacked up cars are about?
If you are a frequent visitor to FB you have undoubtedly seen other cars painted like this but usually with a Cereal brand on it.
And of course they always have like 26s on them.
Where did this crazy trend come from?
dont these n*ggers pay attention to the movies they worship “dont get high off yo’ own supply” cos this happens
There are two of these in my city. One is always parked in a parking lot next to a busy road. That one has Spongebob on it. Another one must be driven, because I always see it at the college here. That one has Mountain Dew on it. I don’t really get it…
That is a man who loves his daughter.
My daughter would love that car.
I see a lot of these. I swear it’s some kind of drug-dealer code or something. You want crack? Gotta go see Dora. Heroin? That’s Sponge Bob’s turf. Looking for prostitutes? That’s ol’ Double Stuff, man… or you could go see Trix on the east side.
Seriously. It’s the only theory that makes any sense.
There’s another Dora car on peopleofwalmart.com
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5337
Don’t drive that car in Arizona, you will get pulled over!
Tabarnak que j’embarquerais pas avec un laidront comme ça ! j’aime pas les autos modifiés anyway c’est ti-coune !
A prank…intresting…I hope that was the principals car. XD
He looks like he wants to drag race with the pimped out care bears honda.
Haha WIN!!!
That is the worst thing ever to be done to an Al Camino
Yo dawg, I heard you liked explorin’…
This was a fail as a donk even before it was shopped.
ghetto ass ni99er
amen
I believe it is drug dealer code. Only black people can take nice cars and make them absolutely hideous. Between their gaudy tastes and obnoxious stereos it’s a wonder a race war hasn’t already broken out.
That’s a total win! The only thing better would be if it was actually a Ford Explorer.
Omg LOL
This is the biggest Win ever!!
Why would someone want to have a TV host take their car, park it on a street corner, and rent it out to various unsavory characters anyway?
El Camino (means “the road” in spanish) and a Dora paint job – obviously owned by a latina. Black people only ride ridiculous vehicles if they were stolen. I know I have seen them boys riding girl bikes when they are kids.
This must be one of the greatest photo shopped pictures ever i saw this car on cops, its completely white. That would make it even easier to be shopped.
Gravitar?
This is worse than the gang I saw at a local festival wearing matching Sesame Street outfits.
Jamal could never disappoint his daughter, so when he asked her “How should Daddy paint his car, honey?”, he immediately regretted it.
Reminds me of a car I’ve seen around here.
Nice blue sedan, cool wheels, with a smurf on the doors.
There is a “pimped out” Dora the Explorer car that I see every couple of months here around Cincinnati. It’s been a while, but this might be the same one. Huge waste of money if you ask me but hey, us Americans haven’t exactly been frugal lately, have we?
I think we’re looking at this the wrong way. Maybe it’s a self inflicted ‘Boy Named Sue’ (google it). He’s just so badass that he can get away with a ride like that since no one will mess with him. And he’s flaunting the fact. Maybe.
Dudes, this is photo shopped. Sorry butt you all fail
yah butt fail xD
THIS IS WIN
dora is the best
Frst of all, he must really want to get attention! Second, he’s a kidnapper! He draws the attention of kids will his dora and snatches them
Wow, and just when I thought that gangsters couldn’t get any stupider, they amaze me with complete idiocy like this. They just shot down any semblance that they had of manhood, and replaced it with the outside vision of a couple of little girls. So they completely failed at being cool, but they did succeed in changing genders and reducing their age. So I applaud them both for being able to do that.
But again, I’m surprised that fools like this never cease to amaze me.
Dumbasses…
o yeah dora good choice to pimp ur car…yeah never again…pimp kid aka pip kid
I actually think this is a win.