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  1. poopy says:

    first

  2. Kiara says:

    Whaha the gangster in that car made me LOL

  3. Mel Champagne says:

    quoi!?! c’est don bin nimporte quoi!:O XD

  4. art says:

    Evolving from the commonly known van, pedophiles are still easy to spot.

    • T. says:

      Given that they cannot… reproduce… how can they evolve? I’d think that entails either successive generations or living in Pripyat.

  5. LA= Lower Alabama says:

    Stupid NlGGEROACH!

  6. Stufreddy says:

    This isn’t a fail. It takes balls to drive a car like that.

    • Eric says:

      I agree. It is a win!

    • Themotts says:

      I would have to say a lack of balls to drive a car like that.

      • Lizzie says:

        Lack of balls?
        Are you kidding me?
        its not every day we get to see a guy drive a dora car.
        and im pretty sure not any man would wanna drive it.
        so it does take BALLS to drive THIS car…

        • The Kid says:

          yeah, definitely requires balls. in fact, they’re a prerequisite.

          i do have to wonder what sort of attention he attracts…

          • YamiTami says:

            He’ll have to defend his manhood at EVERY opportunity. Lots of fights, which he has clearly won since he’s not in traction. And so the Doramobile becomes a symbol of manly status.

            There was actually a bloodthirsty mercenary back in the days of the Crusades. Because of something having to do with his mom he was called not by his given name but by the nickname Gatamalata (if I spelled that right) which means ‘honey cat’. And he was scary enough to get away with it.

  7. Dalala says:

    HARDCORE…

  8. Mawcrow says:

    Yo, I heard you like Dora…

  9. French Fry says:

    J’ai suis Napoléon!

  10. DRoseDARs says:

    The whorehouse in the background is a nice touch.

  11. chez says:

    Because people can’t shoot at you straight if they’re laughing too hard.

  12. nEVERhERE says:

    Yo Backpack I will bust a cap in you if you do not giving me all your money!

  13. LeahGG says:

    Come on Vamanos!

  14. monkeyninja says:

    This is totally a win… it was intentional.

    • jason says:

      Considering the time and money it took to do this, and that it’s good for about a 3 second chuckle, I think it’s a fail on many, many levels.

  15. Brendan Richards says:

    Swiper ain’t got nothin’ on this guy!

  16. Maybe he stole it from an 8-year-old girl?

  17. Bnuts says:

    Myrtle Beach called, you are done exploring! Boom roasted

  18. SuzieQ says:

    Swiper won’t be swiping that any time soon… ;-)

  19. Masha says:

    I’m kinda surprised the photographer lived long enough to upload the picture…

  20. Win says:

    Pedobear WIN!

  21. T. says:

    “I’m rollin’, they hatin’” doesn’t quite have the same implication here. Well, at least he’s a unique gangsta (hint: Uniqueness is not necessarily a good thing).

  22. Ms B ♥ says:

    This is what you get when you let your kids pick the new car.

  23. Mistress Mutilator is a lil Devil says:

    ♫Get out of my dreams, get into mi carro♪

  24. Bob says:

    this is why black ppl shouldn’t own tvs

  25. kassano says:

    they see me rollin’
    they hate it!!

  26. xv745 of the 12° Rotated Quilt Clan says:

    It smells like trollflesh and bigots in here…

    *moves on*

  27. Phoenix says:

    Awk, that’s just… oh the horror…

  28. JULIEN69 says:

    Gangsta Gay or Gangsta Pedo ?

  29. maglindracia says:

    after the initial laughter, the hopped up doramobile brought me a strage kind of joy.

    is that Tijuana that the picture is taken in?

  30. Casper42 says:

    So is there anyone on here from the Dirty South who can explain to me WTF all these jacked up cars are about?

    If you are a frequent visitor to FB you have undoubtedly seen other cars painted like this but usually with a Cereal brand on it.
    And of course they always have like 26s on them.

    Where did this crazy trend come from?

    • robert ot says:

      dont these n*ggers pay attention to the movies they worship “dont get high off yo’ own supply” cos this happens

  31. I like squirrels says:

    There are two of these in my city. One is always parked in a parking lot next to a busy road. That one has Spongebob on it. Another one must be driven, because I always see it at the college here. That one has Mountain Dew on it. I don’t really get it…

  32. Cady says:

    That is a man who loves his daughter.

  33. the dark ferret says:

    I see a lot of these. I swear it’s some kind of drug-dealer code or something. You want crack? Gotta go see Dora. Heroin? That’s Sponge Bob’s turf. Looking for prostitutes? That’s ol’ Double Stuff, man… or you could go see Trix on the east side.

    Seriously. It’s the only theory that makes any sense.

  34. alterangirl says:

    There’s another Dora car on peopleofwalmart.com

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5337

  35. Javier says:

    Don’t drive that car in Arizona, you will get pulled over!

  36. Stifia says:

    Tabarnak que j’embarquerais pas avec un laidront comme ça ! j’aime pas les autos modifiés anyway c’est ti-coune !

  37. Tal says:

    A prank…intresting…I hope that was the principals car. XD

  38. DRCHEEZBURGER676 says:

    He looks like he wants to drag race with the pimped out care bears honda.

  39. thyssenelevator97 says:

    Haha WIN!!!

  40. Micmil says:

    That is the worst thing ever to be done to an Al Camino

  41. Gageima says:

    Yo dawg, I heard you liked explorin’…

  42. Captain Less Obvious says:

    This was a fail as a donk even before it was shopped.

  43. lmaobucket says:

    ghetto ass ni99er

  44. The_Hater says:

    I believe it is drug dealer code. Only black people can take nice cars and make them absolutely hideous. Between their gaudy tastes and obnoxious stereos it’s a wonder a race war hasn’t already broken out.

  45. Antikythera says:

    That’s a total win! The only thing better would be if it was actually a Ford Explorer.

  46. Winner says:

    This is the biggest Win ever!!

  47. Azkyroth says:

    Why would someone want to have a TV host take their car, park it on a street corner, and rent it out to various unsavory characters anyway?

  48. JJtoob says:

    El Camino (means “the road” in spanish) and a Dora paint job – obviously owned by a latina. Black people only ride ridiculous vehicles if they were stolen. I know I have seen them boys riding girl bikes when they are kids.

  49. blick says:

    This must be one of the greatest photo shopped pictures ever i saw this car on cops, its completely white. That would make it even easier to be shopped.

  50. Miss Molly says:

    Gravitar?

  51. Emily says:

    This is worse than the gang I saw at a local festival wearing matching Sesame Street outfits.

  52. bonzomatic says:

    Jamal could never disappoint his daughter, so when he asked her “How should Daddy paint his car, honey?”, he immediately regretted it.

  53. Rashomon says:

    Reminds me of a car I’ve seen around here.

    Nice blue sedan, cool wheels, with a smurf on the doors.

  54. Emily says:

    There is a “pimped out” Dora the Explorer car that I see every couple of months here around Cincinnati. It’s been a while, but this might be the same one. Huge waste of money if you ask me but hey, us Americans haven’t exactly been frugal lately, have we?

  55. YamiTami says:

    I think we’re looking at this the wrong way. Maybe it’s a self inflicted ‘Boy Named Sue’ (google it). He’s just so badass that he can get away with a ride like that since no one will mess with him. And he’s flaunting the fact. Maybe.

  56. Samiyar09 says:

    Dudes, this is photo shopped. Sorry butt you all fail

  57. mcbebbet says:

    dora is the best

  58. Bennett says:

    Frst of all, he must really want to get attention! Second, he’s a kidnapper! He draws the attention of kids will his dora and snatches them

  59. Itsaki says:

    Wow, and just when I thought that gangsters couldn’t get any stupider, they amaze me with complete idiocy like this. They just shot down any semblance that they had of manhood, and replaced it with the outside vision of a couple of little girls. So they completely failed at being cool, but they did succeed in changing genders and reducing their age. So I applaud them both for being able to do that.

    But again, I’m surprised that fools like this never cease to amaze me.

    Dumbasses…

  60. Sebijan says:

    o yeah dora good choice to pimp ur car…yeah never again…pimp kid aka pip kid

  61. Ano Nymous says:

    I actually think this is a win.


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