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I’m baaaaack!
Go Away
You’re fired, 火
Oh, I don’t think so. Not for quite some time.
Weeeeee!
*Squeezes Avis*
Pretty birdie!
*flings handfuls of sesame seeds everywhere*
or just bring a kitten around.. no more birdy
Need help?
This is as dumb as the pants funnel joke!
Mmmm…funnel cake! I had some for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I got sick but it was worth it.
MMmmmmmMMMmmmm! Funnel cake!
What is in that stuff anyway?
Um, cake? Oh! And powdered sugar.
And crack. Don’t forget the crack.
They put an addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly!
*curls up in the corner… funnel cake funnel cake*
*licks fingers*
Smartaaaaaaas!
Lol, no one ever gets that line
I do, lol
ah the colonel…with his WEE BEADY EYES
oooh yer gona buy ma chicken
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now go away or we shall taunt you a second time!
*spits food at monitor*
*gives ZA a dirty look*
Look what you made me do.
Working to end the starvation of computer monitors everywhere.
ZA, I bite my thumb at thee.
Now that we’re dealing with silly insults. =D
i can give u replacement parts for that
lol i just saw that movie.
You got that from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!!!
What a strange person.
Hi Avis!!! *squeeeze* Missed you.
*squeeze*
What did I miss?
Um…well, I believe it has been uneventful for the most part and I’ve been behaving.
And OH!! Marius is on the other FB – most exciting news if you ask me. 
Yes, I have been victimized by the ultimate time vampire.
Too much information. . . must. . . shut down. . . news feed. . .
It is overwhelming isn’t it? Still good to be there anyways.
I haven’t gotten on, other than my phone, for days. I need to get on there and add Marius.
You can get into settings at FB2 and turn of the feature that send you an e-mail EVERY SINGLE TIME someone on your friends list posts something.
It took me about a month or so to figure that one out.
*ahem*
That would be “turn OFF the feature…”
Sorry ’bout that.
Turn of the Feature, James’s lesser known ghost story.
Screw the Feature, there’s a reason it didn’t get published.
The Varieties of Screwy Experience, Henry’s big brother’s unpublished records of his encounters with, uh, theatrical artists and many ghosts.
*hides WAY behind the bookshelf*
Is that in The Dream King’s library?
I need to associate with a reference librarian to help me with this one. Can I get a lucid Dream witness?
I think the front desk has closed.
Ask Lucien if he has anything for you.
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_The_Sandman#Lucien
that was my guess … I was on this shelf
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_%28comics%29
Guess I know one of the limits of thy geekdom.
I gave a paper on the Sandman series at an international conference years ago.
I’m still known in certain circles as “The woman who did that feminist analysis of Sandman.”
Really? What was the verdict?
The fan-boys hated it.
The scholars wanted to publish it.
Fan-boys hate a lot of things.
What’s the down-low on the paradigm?
What did Gaiman think of it?
Oddly enough Gaiman liked it.
My general thesis was that Gaiman was pretty consistent and formulaic when it comes to gender identities and sexuality.
Female sexuality and the body = mass destruction and rampant evil. Just look at the woman who destroyed an entire city just by screwing one of the Endless, and all the lady-parts that festoon the gates of hell and the…erm…tall shafts of silver towers that make up his vision of heaven.
That being said, of course I still love the novels.
Oh, and Ghost…I owe you an apology. I’ve been informed that I was actually mistaken about that whole “we vs. us” thing. So this time I got to learn something new!
*bukkits and thwacks self*
I can see where you would get that. But I do think the progression of the series represented a sort of reluctant shift of the living subconscious landscape from the entrenchment of those concepts. Of course, that part of our world is so personal and yet so canonical that for Gaiman to ignore it would have been dishonest. For me, it was about the change.
I feel the arc that started with Dream’s own imprisonment started a slow recognition that his perspective was becoming obsolete. (Think of his recognition after 10,000 years – after his sister’s frank assessment of his stupidity – that maybe his lover didn’t deserve to go to Hell). In my mind that shift led to the eventual recognition that a new Dream was needed all together. But hey, we all have our own opinions.
Glad to hear about the grammar thing – not because i want to dis you, but because I’ve always prided myself on my comprehension of these things and was worried I had fallen behind in some serious changes!
Personally, I don’t care for it when writers pander to entrenched misogynistic thinking–I much more appreciate it when they do something new and daring, like turn such archetypes on their arses. The fact that Dream reluctantly admitted that Nada perhaps didn’t deserve hell doesn’t negate the fact that she suffered ten thousand years of unspeakable torture for boffing him. And what was his punishment for his part in the act?
And don’t be silly. Being proven wrong isn’t a diss. It’s just a fact. It happens often…but I’m always learning.
I dunno. I just think it counts that he spent a lot of time making up for the stupid things he did – Nada, Calliope, etc. I don’t think it was pandering. It’s hardly possible to represent change without showing what it was that needed to be repaired.
As for his punishment, I would think that was obvious. He had to forfeit his kingdom and cease to be entirely, so that the Dreaming itself would not be destroyed by his folly.
Learning is good. Discourse is good. Hooray for brains!
I’m not disagreeing. I just think there are much more innovative ways to show change than to rehash tired old anti-woman rhetoric.
And personally, I think that enjoying thousands of years of extreme power and privilege before meeting the fate that all mortals must face isn’t really a “punishment”. It’s a fate, and an inevitability. Perhaps a consequence. But not a punishment.
(enter key, enter key, enter key!!!)
Hrrrmmmm… there’s a little insight.
I thought punishment was the imposition of consequences.
It’s been a bunch of years since I’ve read them. If I recall correctly, the glass city was destroyed and a large number of people killed as a result of their boffing, at which point Nada jumped off a cliff in guilt and remorse, killing herself. She was then given a choice–stay with him or go to hell (the typical Judeo-Christian punishment for suicide), and she chose hell.
Well, now I want to go back and reread them all. They really are good.
Yes, they are wonderful. Who knows? Maybe upon re-reading, you’ll even find a little something new.
(I always do!)
Hmmm…shouldn’t have gotten that home stenographer…
It’s taken a turn for the worse.
I found this setting after Avis was kind enough to mention it to me, then posted directions on my wall (yes, I too was bitten). Little did I know the kind of creature the wall is though, said directions couldn’t be found merely days later. Maybe I’ll look for a way to control the wall next.
The wall is a fickle thing. Sometimes posts disappear. Then they come back, only to disappear AGAIN!
Oh good, I thought it was just me. I post something, it appears, then an hour later it’s gone. Then it comes back a day later. In fact, my very first wall post did that right away. I made another stating I seem to have lost my first and everyone told me it was there – and there it was two hours later.
It’s like the stupid thing is alive and has a mind of it’s own. In all honesty, I’m still trying to find the attraction to that disaster. Do I have to play all those little flashy-thingy games to get it?
NO!! Don’t do it!!
Welcome back, Avis!
Thank you!
How are things?
Things are … things.
Thing 1 or 2?
Well, that’s a rather personal question!
Ask my Dr.
Leila is always bringing up her thingamabob.
It goes along with my thingamajig.
How’s your doohickey these days?
*hides her whooziwuttzit*
It’s a contraption!
Rube Goldberg would be so proud.
Welcome back birdie!
who are you?
♪ Spoon man ♫
Wooo hoooo!!!! Congrats LBG!!!!!!!!!!
♪Come together with your hands♫
Thanks, Starfishy!
*squeeze*
*superfailpoweringsqueeze*
Come together with your hands. Save me…
on a different note, does it bother anyone else that this add for skunkpost has an almost naked women who seems to be completely without nipples
<——————- nipple fail
Maybe you should focus on the face/eyes instead.
Hey! Buddy! Up here!!!!!
^5.
*cries*
*gives Leila an AdBlock*
Work blocks everything now except y’all comments.
I have a very effective mental block.
Oh, don’t put your brain down, Marius, you’re no blockhead.
Oh, I never put it down, it just wanders off on its own.
Remember that time it got caught in a storm?
*gets all linty*
*swallows AdBlock with a full glass of ‘water’*
Thank youuuuuuuu … hic!!
Like gag me with a spoon!
Fork me, man! Game over!!
*forks out some change*
There. Done!
I’m gonna go spoon, in just a minute! And when I do, the tables are turned!
*flees spooning*
He’s just biding his tine, Leila.
They’ll have their just desserts?
Oh boy dessert! Can we have it with tea, and sit at the table?
Boy dessert!?
Sign me up!
♫ And I’m not the kind that likes to tell you
Just what you want me to
You’re not the kind that needs to tell me
About the birds and the bees ♫
♫ How does it feel to treat me like you do? ♫
♫ I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
It’s no problem of mine but it’s a problem I find
Living a life that I can’t leave behind ♫
♫ I feel so extraordinary
Something’s got a hold on me
I get this feeling I’m in motion
A sudden sense of liberty♫
♪There’s no sense in telling me
the wisdom of the fool won’t set you free.♫
I am getting dizzy.
Did we spin you right round, like a record baby?
Right round.
♫ Now spin in a circle like an orange… ♪
I can’t think of anything that rhymes with orange.
♫Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes.(got big lanes)
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same.(look the same)
There’s not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything.(anything)♪
♫ Well we got no class
And we got no principles …
We can’t even think of a word that rhymes ♫
♫ We’re not gonna make it, Oh, no!
We’re not gonna make it
Cause we don’t have the talent
And we don’t have the time
We don’t have the patience
And we don’t know how to rhyme ♫
♫
♫
Sorry… This time it should be right…
♫
♫
Dammit… I allways forget to change my name back… Anyways.
♫Hes just a little boy,
from a poor family,♫
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Sirated.
Prorated…
Gyrated.
Debated…
*watches*
*sprintsawaywithaquickness*
*swoops in, gags L*
Keep this up and you will have to explain a lot to my hubby. I don’t speak his language when he gets angry.
That’s really mean… I’m pretty sure that guy is mentally challenged…
Too many whacks on the head with a wooden spoon?
Just watch out for splinters.
They had an argument over this and settled it with spatulas.
*grins*
Great to do against younger relatives, too. After a few times, start bragging about your developed ability to “double tap” .
.
.
Make sure the other person has two spoons.
That’s just so cruel … okay, I will do it!
Etymologically, “spoon” has meant both “splinters” and “spatulas.”
So I wood hope that settles it.
Friends will whisk you away before the poice show up.
Ladles and gentleman…! And now for my next trick…
*mumbles swears in tongs*
She is such a show off sometimes. Dragons!
*sits in the corner and quietly plays the mandoline to herself*
Careful! You don’t want to make DW lose her religion.
*Dragonsqueeze*
*joins DW in corner and asks if I can opener a bottle of champagne to cheer her up*
*plays the zester to cheer Dragon up*
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just wouldn’t have been the same with Master Spatula though.
I agree. I thought the same thing when I watched it.
LGB!!! CONGRATULATIONS SIS!!!!
Yay LGB
WahHoo, LGB!!!!
*makes with the balloons*
*leads the parade in jeep*
*trucks with huge portraits of LGB rumble behind*
*fireworks, fly by, ten cannon salute, etc.*
Where’s the cannon?
I meant the other cannon GB.
*belatedly wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*overloads it with blue confetti*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
*registers 5.0 on the Richter scale*
*blue rains down all day*
*blue is also embedded in everything*
Congrats LGB!
throws a handful of confetti
Thanks, MM!
*squeezes*
*smooches*
*squeezysmooches*
There it is!!!!
I am covered in blue but it’s still fun!!!!
Thanks, zombieman!
*squeeze*
i’m blue
Hava-dee-hava die
hit-a-spoon-on’th’guy
Hva-dee-hava die
♫ It’s not easy being
greenblue. ♫Well, eventually you pass out.
LOL — and then you’re not blue any more.
Maybe it’s just not easy to stay blue.
I guess not, I turned gray.
It’s not the color of your skin — it’s what you do with your brains that’s gray matters.
In matters of brains, the gray guy does some very colorful things.
Thank you Ghost. Most breathers find it offensive.
Are they not familiar with the concept of found [in someone's innards] art?
we are the Duchamp’ians of fountain art, my friend
*Rallies Sirius Cybernetics Doors in chorus*
“You have made some simple doors very happy, LGB!!”
*Shudders*
Thanks, guys!
*squeeze*
*Throws hat in the air*
*Squeezes*
Thanks, bro!
*squeezeshard*
WooHoo! Congrats LGB! You’ve got the Power!
*Throws confetti*
Thanky, thanky, Scotty-Dog!
*squeeze*
Whooty-whoot, LGB!!
*brings in ice cream*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Is it chocolate????
Thanks, Ms B! ♥!
*squeezies*
Woo-HOO LGB!!!!
Thanks, and welcome back, lil’ birdie!
*squeeze*
Gives me ideas to do at a party…
I hope I never get that bored at a party.
… but ^ *cries* if she wants to.
♫ You would cry too if trolls happened to you! ♫
♫ What a gorey birthday surprise ♫
♫ Andrew’s failed in this thing ♫
*…sigh…*
Troll blargh ascending in 5, 4, 3…
*blaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!*
Failblog anti-troll defense systems initiated.
KR-BOOOOOMMMM!!!
Troll threat… eliminated.
Automated troll blargh response going offline.
It’s been a troll-heavy day it seems. And LGB didn’t even break out the 6′ wooden spoon to thwack them with!!
failblog thwacked him, which is why you can’t see the reply thread.
He is a very bad person.
I’m clicking on reply. This always happens when a troll gets booted. What is going on that we have more trolls than usual? School isn’t out yet, is it?
reply above so we’ll stop landing at bottom^.
School isn’t out for another couple of weeks in Colorado. I only know this because my sister is counting the days until her two little ones are out and she can run back home to mama.
There are two spoons.
Morpheus?
Mr Anderson…
Whoa!!
one more and we’d have a Trinity
Kludge this.
*dresses up all clones in suits and sunglasses*
*every single clone cricks neck and cracks knuckles*
*turns off all the Neo-n signs*
*Trys to pull off some mate tricks*
*is excellently dodging a speed bullet, um, constantinely*
Goodness, changeling. How Cha’z always Kramer-ing for attention.
If you’d told us the truth, we would’ve told you to shove that red pill right up your a$$.
What about the married ones?
…they cheat in Europe!
/groucho
*fwoosh!
You spoony bards!
You roonerspism!
A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.
Really, that’s so malaprop-riate.
word to your bad self
♫ Word up, everybody say
When you hear the call you’ve got to get it under way. ♫
They’re just cameos, not regular appearances.
… though mighty muses can grow from a little Korn … planted in a little, um, engraving.
You’d better keep that Freak on a Leash.
(…or it’ll fall into a Supermassive Black Hole)
It’s only cheating if you lose, otherwise it’s being resourceful.
You boony spards?
*is puzzled*
ht tp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoony%20bard
Hmm. OK — read it, but meh.
ht tp://spoonyexperiment.com/
I can actually get to that site, but I can’t see the videos. I can’t even GO to youtube.
What about that infamous
self absorbed toycell phone you were bragging about?Blast, I keep thinking I need to whittle this name down somewhat so minor changes don’t change my horses name, but then I keep forgetting to do so (what a surprise – that’s how I got this name to begin with!).
That is all.
You certainly have amassed a rather large title! Ah, that brings back memories of my numerous names…
*eyes glaze over, thinking of all those labels*
Names is for tombstones, baby!
Ya’ll take this honkie out and waste him!
Butter hook!
“… and your whittle dog tags too!”
“Hi, My Name Is”________________… hm. No, is too much. I’ll sum up.
It doesn’t seem to matter what I call myself, everyone just calls me ‘ZA’ around here anyway. Even when I change to ZHDD.
Besides, all that noise in my name means something to me. Leila started it by giving me the ~I ♥ Bloggy~ tee shirt, which has admittedly accumulated some dirt and grime (some of it is Bloggy’s). Doing battle twice with the Death Star (AKA AT&T) at work opened up the head wound and prompted me to find the sign. Avis found my zombie horse and you named it for me Dilly.
No worries, when I encounter that sticker my rotting brainz won’t be able to handle entering more than ‘ZA’.
Awww…
(You guys are so sweet, it’s killing me.)
(Oh, wait, I’m already The Ghost.)
And lo, he sums up with his usual aplomb! ♥
I don’t have one. My husband is toying with the idea of getting one … and if he gets one, I must get one, too. It’s really SO much cheaper to NOT have them.
dilettante is Inigo Montoya-ing with the idea of his name.
He seems a decent fellow.
You are sure nobody’s follow’ us?
They’ve been mostly dead all day.
Don’t go swimming for at least an hour.
Have fun storming the castle!
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Xbtu8Ahek
*sits along the kitteh confuzzled*
Of course! Don’t you know anything about science?! *shot for excess nerdery*
That is easily the best obscure reference I have seen in a long time. Bravo.
That’s so goddamn old.
The first video (4 years ago? 5?) was funnier..
Still go**amn funny!
I’m pretty sure Howie was funnier four or five years ago, too.
Toddlers are pretty funny.
Except when they’re loud.
Then funny becomes competition.
Before he learned unfundamental communication skills.
He quit basic training.
He’s 4F.
He got an F minus.
He’s all F’d up.
I can’t watch again. It’s just too barbaric!
wow some Icelandic people are retarded
Well yes, I would assume so. There are, after all, enough Icelandic people that the law of averages would dictate that some would be.
Yea,this is old..its copied from Czech Gypsys
SPOON!!!!!
*hopes that battle cry struck terror into the hearts of evil-doers*
Why a spoon?
There IS no spoon… Nah. Used. Think about spoons symbolic value as… Prank machine?
^5 NS!
So once again, we find that evil of the past seeps into the present like salad dressing through cheap wax paper, mixing memory and desire.
*shrugs*
The Tick needed a battle cry.
I think he going to fall down a lot and die.
Honk if you love justice!
SPOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!
I forgot the pre-wrap and I am mighty!
I don’t think we’re in sand-wrapped Ozymandias any more.
Don’t Percy your lips at me, buddy.
(I didn’t mean to make a Silk Spectre-cal of myself.)
People like you are why there’s a Cha on the moon.
Good *gosh*, man. Didn’t you know it was against the laws of nature? Clowns were never meant to be that – big.
Clowns don’t charge, they scamper.
We’ll have more on this story as it develops. Meanwhile, on a lighter note…clowns…
“I am the bride of Frankenstein’s writer’s wife’s husband –
Hear me, Rorschach!”
Rorschach’s Journal: A
ModernPrometheus died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody Cares but Me.Rorschach: [breaking into fence] I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to
murderbring him to life.Doctor Manhattan: A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
Rorschach: [staring at the son] Prometheus Rising!
Adrian Veidt: But you said you’d regained interest in human life.
Doctor Manhattan: Yes, I have. I think perhaps I’ll create some.
It’s alive! Alllii-iiivvvvve!!!!!
♫ Weird Science ♫
♫My creation!
Is it reeeaaalll?♫
(from my heart and from my hand,
why don’t people understand my intention?)
Now it’s stuck.
*clickie*
Sadly, I’m clickie-impaired here at work. I definitely have the song in my head, though.
♫I was struck by lighting walkin’ down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It’s a dead man’s party, Who could ask for more
Everybody’s comin’, leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . .
(Don’t run away, it’s only me)♫
*lightning*
From my heart and from my hand …
…
I’ve been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
and he’s good for relieving my …
intension.You’re lucky, he’s lucky, I’m lucky, we’re all lucky! Ha ha ha…
Nah, you missed my party already Ghost. It was back in April. I’ll likely hold another one around the end of October though!
Dang I just missed it. And near my birthday too!
Maybe I’ll have found a job by then and will still have the internetz.
To make you feel better, I missed your coronation Ghost. Nice avatar, very … incorporeal.
Let me guess, it was days ago and you’re shocked it took me this long to notice, right?
Nope. I’ve been building it to put up here. I dropped it while you guys were driving home or whatever you do when it slows down this time of day.
(Ta-da!)
Thankyaverymuuuuch…
Btw, I like your zombiehead too. It reminds me of good times playing in the Paint program.
Woah woah woah now, there was Rocky Horror postings and nobody called?
*Dejectedly tosses toast and shines flashlight*
*flicks lighter, hold newspaper over head and squirts water gun*
*Waits for Janets name to be said*
WHORE!
@Qwaz, so sorry.
We’ve had some Rocky Horror, The Tick, Watchmen piggybacking Frankenstein, Oingo Boingo, New Order, and all kinds of fabulous silliness.
(It was a geek-tastic day for all.)
Yup, sounds like another day on the blog.
Gotta love this place
Oh, and you missed not seeing Claude Rains.
when it rains its poor poor you
Not even a glimpse?
He’s Notorious for that.
Armless but not harmless, he still has a leg to stand on.
Well, mostly armless.
Come back here! I’ll bite your knees off!
‘Tis but a scratch.
When a nice clean brain tumbles into the dirty street to lay among the discarded wrappers and spat-out gum wads of wickedness, you can’t just pick it up and wash it off with soap and water; you have to think it clean from the inside out.
You’re not going crazy. You’re going sane in a crazy world!
And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you’re gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick…and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that’s it! High Explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Chef of chicanery…your buns are mine!
Big man, small monkey. Get it?
See, he’s eating your head, and I can still talk!
You’re making us look like jerks! I told you, read a book!
Sophocles….?? Oedipus Tyrannus…?? The guy plucks his own eyes out…?? READ A BOOK!
Achilles? The Iliad? It’s Homer! READ A BOOK!
Sanity, you’re a madman!
And, isn’t sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you’re good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.
The human mind is a dangerous plaything, folks. When it’s used for evil, watch out. But when it’s used for good, then things are much nicer.
Deadly Bulb! I’m about to write you a reality check! Or would you prefer the cold, hard cash of truth?
Because it will hurt more!
I knew you would catch that one!!
*flees with lots of enviousness*
…And Arthur.
Poor sweet Arthur.
Not in the face!!!
Hahahahahahaha!
Catch me, Arthur!
*catches Marius*
*wonders what to do now*
*squeezes*
I am through being your sidekick. I’m through being your pudgy comic relief.
Arthur, stop it. You know I’m my own comic relief.
Arthur? Arthur… oh, yes! I used to have a sidekick named Arthur! But he sidekicked me out of the apartment!
We are a hedge. Really. Move along, nothing to see here. We are a hedge.
WooHoo! Congrats LGB!!!!!!
*pokes*
*tickles*
*spoons*
Thank you kindly, Uggy!
*giggles*
*tickles*
*squeezes*
haha xD awesome
Woodn’t you know, it’s harder than it looks!
The head or the spoon?
Yes.
Wooden you tense ill …
This crap is a remake of a much better original. And as someone said….extremely old prank.
*pours round of shots*
*throws one back*
Thank you, Mouse!
*gulp*
Bottom’s up!
*gulp*
~We’re so glad you went through the effort to post and let us know.~
But is it the oldest prank in the book? Did your grandfather pull this prank and he’s retired?
This is by amateurs — the oldest trick was by the oldest professionals.
Yes, and they’ve developed whole other kinds of spoon tricks.
They’re in the Seamstresses Guild, right?
I’m from the dilly pop, dilly pop, oh dilly dilly pop guild.
And I want to welcome you to munchin’ land.
*blush*
*lookaway*
I think I’ll go over there.
It’s all in the wrist.
Do that in private, please.
♪ Just a spoon full of
sugarpain helps the medicine go down ♫*Replaces ‘spoon full’ with ‘spoonful’*
‘loving-ly’, no doubt
♪ You didn’t have to be so
nicemean … ♫♪ Flail me with a spoon
Let me conjure up the stars
Let me see what scorn is like
By juddering my pons
In other words, baste my head.
In other words, baby , hit me! ♪
lets try this sometime. XD
In case Nightshayde or other video impaired NEED to know what happened:
The scene:
A heart mobile incorrectly placed up against the wall on the left.
A brown suede couch fills the scene. Four gravatar-deprived pillows are placed above the couch beneath a bad Edvard Munch rip-off of lesser known “The Mulberry Bush” painting, one other gravatar-deprived pillow rests on the right side of the couch seat.
Enter a 15-year-old Michael Ironside look-alike. He adjusts the camera, and sits on the left side of the couch. Enter the love child of Patrick Wilson from Weezer and the main character from that Bully video game, who sits in the midle, and a Tom Lenk (Andrew from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) wanna-be, who sits on the right.
Near-Lenk explains to Near-Wilson this cool game involving wooden spoons called Roshambo or something. Near-Lenk wields the wooden spoon in his mouth, and Near-Wilson puts his head down to take his lumps. As Near-Lenk gently taps Near-Wilson’s head, Near-Ironside wallops him with another wooden spoon produced from hammer-space.
Near-Wilson screams and rubs the back of his head. He rips the spoon from Near-Lenk’s hands and quickly inspects it for illegal modifications. Finding no protruding nails, no explosive agents, or really anything at all, he takes his turn. He ineffectively swishes the spoon near his friend’s head.
They repeat this process two more times before Near-Wilson runs off to cry, and his laughing comrades are hit by an overpass…
Fade to black with lolcaption “One can only hope to find friends like these” followed by Avis falling drunk out of the sky after all the shots from the troll-repeater drinking game.
Powered by Little Girl Blue saying:
Works like a charm for me every time…
Something about thanking youtube.com/ottogunn then the bicyclist logo guy busts a move (among other things)…
LOL!
Thank you, Mouse!!!
*Applauds*
Thank you for picking up the slack. ZA seems to be dead weight today.
*Snickers*
EEEEK! An expository mouse!
*snerk*
EEEEEK!
*covers up quickly*
AUTHOR! AUTHOR! ENCORE! ENCORE!
*snickers*
Thanks mouse! Due to the misery my employer is unleashing upon me, it took me roughly an hour to throw together mine and being a zombie, I forgot the number one rule … refresh early, refresh often.
At least I’m done with my good deed for the day. Now it’s time to pay for it.
*dons hazmat suit*
*squeezes ZA very tightly*
Funny stuff but its not as funny as McServed.com
*sniffs troll*
*offers Mistress M incense to get rid of the smell*
*waves them around… bleck!*
trolls… the other, other white meat
Ewwwwww.
I’m Nag Champa touch that one.
^ favors no curry with troll (non)scents.
I don’t cone-done it either, I Copal-igize for encouraging it.
Don’t get too close, MM! You don’t know where he/she has been!
*shudders*
Aww, you’re so silly!
lol ageed mcserved has some funnny Mcdonalds fails!
hillarious
*yawn* how many spoon pranks do I have to sit through in my lifetime? anyone that hasn’t seen this prank before must be living under a rock. most of these have got to be fake…
You just had to be “that guy” didn’t you?
*pours another round of drinks*
*was not aware she was living under a rock*
*QUACK*
For Dilly…
[ghouk]
This prank is so old, my grandfather invented it in his basement! If you don’t know this, then you obviously don’t have a life!
[/ghouk]
[ghouk]
I have a picture of him sitting next to a pile of rubber fire hydrants playing the game with his cousins.
[/ghouk]
[ghouk]
Spoonfed by armoire.
[/ghouk]
[ghouk]
The only fail is by those that fell for it. LOSERS!
[/ghouk]
*Perks*
Oh, that again.
QWAZ!
(Hi.)
AUGH!
*Faints*
Whassa matta, never seen a Ghost?
*giggles and fades*
phasma et machina
фыфы
So we basically got 3 guys on the couch. The rightmost we’ll name “Putz”, the leftmost we’ll name “Butz” and piggy-in-the-middle we’ll name “Gutz”. Putz has a pair of wooden spoons and places the handle of one in his mouth to show Gutz how he will use only his head to thwack Gutz in the back of the head. Meanwhile he sneaks the other spoon to Butz. Gutz holds his head down, Putz makes the motion while Butz thwacks Gutz across the back of the head very hard with the second spoon. Gutz screams out, holding the back of his head in pain. Gutz tries to spoon the back of Gutz’s head, but can’t seem to impart the same energy he is still feeling. Gutz lets Putz try again and once again Butz thwacks him hard. This time Gutz tries harder to retaliate, but only manages to hurt his own jaw in the process. Unable to grasp the finer aspects of the event, Gutz lets Putz do it to him again, this time leaving the couch in pain and agony because this is where the overpass comes in to join the fun of thwacking Gutz across the head.
“One can only hope to find friends like these.” Avis laughs herself right out of the sky and LGB powers with “Works like a charm for me every time… …well, except for yesterday…”. The bike dude laughs himself to death before being struck by lightning and coming back from the dead to proclaim “DOT ORG!”
*giggles*
lol
The guy thought the other guy’s head was cereal
**EAT UP!!**
Cereal filler? That’s a stretch.
*snerk*
I pulled my hubby into reading the comments on this thread.
*waves to Scorn*
*waves too, also*
Hi, nice kitty-hubby!
Hi!!!!
*waves and wonders if she should behave*
Hee hee. I have a feeling he won’t hang around long (or that he’s already gone) — but I intrigued him by mentioning the references to Watchmen, The Tick, and Oingo Boingo.
He likes it when I speak “geek.”
Cohort powers – activate!
moron! you blew it for the rest of us! why did you post it? now no one will play spoons again!
I’ll play!!!
I didn’t see any cards here. Don’t you need a deck of cards to play spoons?
I was so expecting one of them to pull a Ziggy.
Stolen from a stolen beverage commercial. Lame. Original Prank Fail.
LOL people from NZ will know the origin of this spoon prank
I think these guys copied the original of a Lift Plus Ad in New Zealand
Here’s the proof =P
NZ ftw!!!!!!
This is the original Spoon Prank Win
If you don’t believe it, check out the date this one was uploaded
go new zealand
This is the prank on the movie “Extreme Days”
I don’t think so. Otherwise the screamin’ mimis would have been in my yard today like they were Sunday, banging on some poor guy’s window until he had to come out and tell them to behave themselves.
(Glad I live on the second floor!)
Luka?
I live upstairs from you.
Yes, I think you’ve seen me before.
:p
That was on a tv ad here in New Zealand a while back for an energy drink…. sigh….
translation to swedish:
-Olí
-Har skapade en lilla spel.
-Måsta vi hålla annan en sked på munnen och köra det på varandras huvud.
That’s nice.
I don’t know if it’s accurate, but it’s nice.
This is ripped off of an old episode of the BBC series “Robin of Sherwood.” Exact same thing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYA
that was a copy of a commercial not very original
It’s funny how they’re talking in a language I don’t know, and the subtitles are also in a language I don’t know, LOL.
^ burino
I’d really like to know what that guy is shouting.
Vikings, you know. Big, burly, sexy, but not very smart.
1st of all….why the heck is every post here totally unrelated to the video? and secondly, the spoon gag originally aired as a commercial in New Zealand for lift plus.
One of the seven Endless, inconceivably powerful beings older and greater than gods, Dream is both lord and personification of all dreams and stories, all that is not in reality (which, in turn, Dream may define by his existence).
Jimenez, Phil (2008), “Endless, The”, in Dougall, Alastair, The DC Comics Encyclopedia, New York: Dorling Kindersley, pp. 115, ISBN 0-7566-4119-5, OCLC 213309017
And also, unbelievably cool.
And Death is foxy.
nope … but I’m liking the oneiric vibe … and I do have lucid dreams … and I kinda like Roy Orbison … and Steven Wright, who’s shell collection is spread out on all the beaches of the world for everyone to enjoy … so I’ll have to check it out of the reverential section of the library sometime
You really should – Gaiman rocked a helluva tale there, and the symbolic concept integration alone is worth a peek. He does that a lot in later work as well.
“When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.”
(…hooray for
psychopomp culture!)It’s called having a conversation, dear. It’s what people do when they care about more than being right all the time.
this is off the lift plus ad in new zealand!!
This is exactly the lift plus ad here in NZ! wtf?!
433 comments and not a single one is about the video at hand.
So..
Yeah, that guy got spooned!
1 – Obviously you did not read all 433, or you would have seen that many were in fact about the video, several just as humorless as yours.
2 – You expected to find 433 comments about people hitting each other with spoons without the subject getting old?
Wow. You sure told him off. Way to go. That was freaking awesome. You are the coolest person I’ve ever met. Taught him a lesson he’ll never forget. Yessiree. So cool.
(I don’t think he really meant it…)
And yet I lol’d just the same.
Never underestimate the entertainment that can be derived from a spoon.
Never.
This was already done in the movie Extreme Days…it came out like 6 years ago. At least. Now they are ripping it off and getting internet fame. lame.
Wow, way to copy a TV ad. This prank has been around in New Zealand for years now.
For anyone curious, the song in the background is Leave Home by the Chemical Brothers.
lol owned
I am so doing that to my friends.
It’s terrible to pick on the mentally challenged like that!!
Yall are Ghetto !!♥
Your mentally challenged!! ;]]
AUSTINS HERE!:D love me!:)
iceland ftw
This was on the Lift+ Advert in New Zealand.
i bet he thinks gullible sounds like cheese.
subtitle fail
FAIL! This is a complete copy of my favourtite television commercial, a New Zealand advert for the soft drink, Lift Plus!!
Spoonful of fail.
They didn’t make that up… I have at least two prank books with that in it.
Is the victim of the prank this guy, all grown up?
It’s like watching monkeys
THEY STOLE THIS FROM NEW ZEALAND!!!
These guys have copied off an ad from my home country New Zealand, nice try guys!
Bunch of spooners
3 guys 1 spoon anyone??
Old trick. Saw this in the movie Extreme Days YEARS ago…
It’s ever an older prank! They did this in the eighties in the Robin of Sherwood-series… Can’t remember which episode, though…
I feel like I don’t belong…
This is totally taken off the Lift Plus ad that played for ages here in New Zealand. Stupid people stealing our stuff
This is just a bunch of guys copying an old ad for Lift Plus that was in New Zealand a few years ago. That’s so stupid.
I’ve played this prank on a few people – the guy on the right is meant to be selling it and pretending like it really hurts – so the other guy doesn’t get suspicious as to why he’s really “bad” at it.
HAHA Dumb ass!
this was an new zealand as many years ago
I played this actually, in fact I’ve been pranked like that, but I striked harder with the spoon in my mouth than expected, and made my friend cry, so I didn’t realized it was a prank, I just tought it was a stupid game….Metal spoon BTW.
It only when they did it to an other person I realized my mistake haha !
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