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Anyone got large amounts of rubbing alcohol?
SECOND D:
It’s good for you. It’ll put hair on your chest!
EPIC MONSTER TRIPLE OVERKILL FAIL ò.Ó
overWIN!?
“This isn’t going up on failblog, is it?”
well, u r seeing it here
……obviously because Zenigma put it quotes he was saying that as if the man who accidentally washed his hands in piss was the one who said “this isn’t going up on failblog, is it?”. twas a joke, idiot. you FAIL.
You also fail with your incomplete sentence… moron.
And U stink!
You stink-er
fail
Nooooo! The paradox!
Is she even speaking a real language?
That’s what they call Dutch. (not deustsch, Dutch! from the netherlands)
And Belgium :O
Silly you, Belgium does not exist. It’s a fairy tale, just like Jesus.
Don’t tell them that or civil war will break out.
Jesus is a since fiction! >:O
Since fiction?
He probably means Jesus is Science Fiction.
Or since when is Jesus Fiction.
Take your’e pick
Belgium Lives!
Belgïe leeft!
La belgique vit!
I love Amsterdam, Brussels and Bruges.
You are a chode.
might be since fiction as he’s ment to be from the past? =)
Yeah – or like Bielefeld.
Not funny.
pffff! the netherlands is not real! its a made up place where Peter Pan comes from:)
I believe that you are referring to ‘Neverland.’
Nah, the Dutch are from the Neitherlands.
you do know of amsterdam right?:P that’s in the netherlands;)
I believe he’s quoting Joey from “Friends”…
Thank God for educated people like you, Colman.
Yea hes so educated he can quote the show friends lol
Peter Pan lived at Michael Jackson’s farm???
I am Dutch, (Ik ben Nederlands)
Are you even using a real brain?
Maybe Choco didn’t understand it was Dutch. Her accent is really bad.
Not that bad an accent, actually. Anyway, hygiene doesn’t exist at a festival. Big win here!
Splashing about in the urine trough? Its not just for Americans anymore!
too bad he didn’t try to wash his face.
that would have redefined the word “EPIC”
or rinse his mouth?
Mmm… ammonia.
I don’t think she has that much of an accent either. I can’t hear where she’s from…
How can a Dutch person have a bad Dutch accent? She IS Dutch. That is how we speak.
Wot eksent? Wie hef no eksent!
Dutch is the best language in the world!
That’s holland Man!
You want to know how you say stuf in dutch? Just say: Hallo, Ik haat jou en ik wil je graag dood slaan! Just say that to a dutch guy. We like to hear that!
Hahaha!
We really like to hear that! And large muscular people also like to hear: Hé, jij daar! Jij mietje, ik durf te wedden dat jij me niet aankan. Ik sla je nog neer met mijn handen op mijn rug.
Haha geweldig
Hahaha! Vals secreet ben jij!
what did she say in english: Add this moment whe can go to the toilets, let’s she how clean they are. I think this is the toilets for man. A great brew head. O, o, a bit uhh.. Man: this is the urinair isn’t it? Woman: I think it is man. WoW!
Wow, your English is incredibly good.
It’s probably better than your Dutch…
@Chris
The Netherlands is a country that makes most of its money with trade both in Europe as well as in America and Asia. So yeah or English has to be at least understandable or we are screwed.
@Risax
)
I think Chris meant that sarcastically (and I agree
Besides, it was the camera man who said “I think it is man”
FRYSLÂN BOPPEEE!
Then I guess I should say to you then. Hallo. Uw een verliezer kut kont af te vegen, en u hebt net je kont naar beneden.
Thats not dutch, thats flemmish. thats a lesser kind of dutch
Lol een beetje Engelse mensen pesten >< Gemeen hoor.
But I was working at that festival xD To awsome
You sir, are an idiot.It’s no lesser!Dutch is like American, and Flemish is like English.
No it is the contrary, flemish comes from dutch, american comes from English so Flemish is like american
It’s not American, it’s English. O.o
Dudes, it’s like French!
And yet Frisian is überamerican when you look at it this way
Oh and by the way, “Hallo. Uw een verliezer kut kont af te vegen, en u hebt net je kont naar beneden.” doesn’t make any sense.I don’t even mean what he means by that.
Oops…typo.”I don’t even mean what he means by that.”
Must be “I don’t even know what he means by that”.
I don’t even
lesser kind?!?
evenwaardig hoor ik liever, en Vlaams bestaat niet, er zijn veel verschillende dialecten: West-Vlaams is geen Antwerps of Limburgs bv
Tuurlijk vind ik het evenwaardig, sommigen koppelen Nederlands direct aan Hollands, maar dat is niet waar.Vlaams is evengoed Nederlands en ja, er zijn verschillende dialecten van het Vlaams, zoals Antwerps, Limburgs etc.Maar ze vallen wel allemaal onder Vlaams.Eigenlijk bestaat Nederlands niet.Het is Hollands of Vlaams, en geen van de 2 is een apparte taal.
Stupid Flanders!
I’m sorry.Do you need a translation?
Het is gewoon Nederlands, wat nou ‘Hollands’?
Vlaams, dat is ook gewoon Nederlands, net als Amerikaans in het Engels.
Limburgs is sowieso geen vlaams, want het wordt (vooral) gesproken in Nederland.
lol, no , its really dutch
its not flemmish just dutch
That is nowhere near anything dutch or flemish, and flemish isnt lesser simply because we DONT sound like we have a stick up our ass.
I always thought Flemish and Dutch were the same language but with different names in The Netherlands and Belgium. What was an American redneck doing at a festival in The Netherlands? And how do you Dutch people manage not to go crazy living in such a flat place?
umm i put that in a dutch to english translator its just so polite
Just a bunch of nonsense lol.
Nederlands is een belachelijke taal!
Wow, thanks for the tip, I said that to a dutch guy, and he bought me beers for the rest of the night.
she sounds like she’s been playing the sims too much.
True that! Lol, sims fail.
this is a test….
And because we don’t translate the shows we import, you always sound like you’re from some bad sitcom.
Imagine a fat drunk David Schwimmer (thank you wikipedia) asking for the way to the nearest coffee shop, and you’ve got a rough idea of what the average encounter with an American looks like. (to be fair, unless you live near the eastern border, that’s what the average encounter with a German looks like too, except replace Schwimmer with Schwarzenegger without the muscles).
who is Austrian fyi
Yes, it’s Dutch. Hahah. (:
Wat ga je lopen zeuren over de taal?
Kan je niet lezen he… ah zielig! NOT!
Actually…if you go to Sarnia Bayfest (I have), they do this exact thing. Well, they did when I was there. It happens again this July, find someone you want to go see and make the trip, then make a point of not washing your hands…it’ll be the rare time it’s more hygenic to consume your own germs on food compared with everyone elses…
I might have it wrong, maybe the bathroom didn’t do that but maybe it was the puke chamber. I’m not 100% sure.
What in the hell?!…
That is Cyclone’s brain on drugs.
*whacks it with a frying pan*
Any questions?
ANY QUESTIONS!?
It’s not over yet…
It was amazingly difficult to find this. Clickie!! Clickie!!
And of course the original. I think they got the same girl, even!
(Whoo-hoo! Omigod! Robot Chx is SO AWESOME! Omigod! I can’t believe-Omi-Whoo-hoo!)
*crickets*
ERROR: Can not find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Enter any 11 digit prime number to continue.
Oh, no!
99999999977!
Lol… That sucks.
I’m not one of those typical fake troll @$$hats… but seriously… I understand German… and that chick sounded like she was speaking complete jibberish. Secondly, assuming she’s speaking a real European (jibberish) language, they don’t wash their hands in Europe. Totally fake!
She is speaking Dutch, I know, because I am Dutch. Secondly, the retard washing his hands is clearly American, so even if we don’t wash our hands in Europe (we do wash our hands on special occasions of course) Americans do. So totally real!
whoa, whoa, WHOA……
Europeans don’t wash their HANDS? After they poop?! what? that…that goes beyond cultural preference or whatever.
I mean, it’s just common sense to clean your hands.
maybe only certain European countries do that?
I was just being an arse.
You be trollin’
You, sir, are and idiot.
May he’ll become an hero.
He’s just easily amused,
an*
AND idiot?
No, we only wash our hands on national holidays.
here in germany it’s a sign of disrespect to wash your hands after you poop
Why would we need to wash our hands? We only use them for wiping our asses anyway. And if you’re wondering, the eating in Europe is primarily done with the use of forks, knives and spoons.
The American dude couldn’t tell pee from water. Enough said.
No wonder Europeans think Americans are total idiots
Yes, because a Bidet isn’t a strange restroom practice.
Frankly, a stream of clean water makes more sense than a piece of thin paper for certain jobs…
Fighting fires?
Washing the car?
washing a quilt?
Feeding hamsters?
huh?
cooking noodles
Drinking?
Especially if your nether regions are on fire.
Love your TaB can avatar.
washing your dog?
oh come on, comments like europeans don’t wash their hands(im from the uk and we certainly do) and bidets are strange won’t ever make the guy washing his hands in a urinal look any better or smarter!
Ok…question, men use bidets after they pee?
Let’s put this in perspective, this is a report about a Dutch concert, somewhere out in the open. Do they have bidets at concerts in the US?
And as I stated elsewhere, the Port-a-potty has a build in wash basin, the guy should just have washed his hands before coming out.
I’ve never seen a porta potty with anything but a stinky hole in it, usually no TP, and certainly not a wash basin. Nor have i ever seen an outdoor urinal at a concert ..correction, a purposefully set up outdoor urinal, seen lots of guys letting it fly.
The point is, dude should have looked at the yellow water he was swishing in, for the love of post modern civilization!
of course men don’t use bidets after they pee, but for some users to state that the guy swishing around in a urinal and using a urinal cake for a soap is not that bad because some europen countries restrooms have bidets(only in their own home) and that makes us strange, the 2 don’t compare! also to say europeans don’t wash their hands wow jut wow, if i had to pick between washing my hands in stale urine or not at all i’d have to pick not at all every time, and hose portable toilets do have sinks!
I really think the guy has a strange perception of European water. If water looks like in the urinal I stay away from it. By the way, outdoor concerts are places where cleanliness is hard to maintain, there are taps to get water, but usually what the concert makes money on IS the sale of drinks and food not so much on the sale of tickets. I would not be surprised that in this concert (which was free entry) things like going to the toilet of using tapwater costs money. Especially because tapwater in the Netherlands is safe to drink.
Didja ever think that they are IN America, and she was doing a foreign show? That old American isn’t on holiday on the netherlands! Thats back home in the states, in some backwoods festival
no, no, they are in some Dutch speaking country because at the beginning of the clip there is a sign in Dutch which reads “hoge nood” and that means, essentially, “first aid”.
it doesn’t matter what they have in concerts in the us, or what they have in concerts in holland, whether they have urinals whether they have open wash basins that look exactly the same, the guy was washing his hands in stinking urine with a urinal cake and he didn’t even notice until after a while i just wonder how many americans do this without being caught on camera! i do feel bad for himn though.
the bright side, at least the toilet doesn’t look as bad as china
As in ALL of china?
No, no…he’s dissing the guy’s dishes and china pattern.
That Wedgwood set is hiiiiiiiiiiiiideous!
as in all the tee tee therein
*digs a hole*
yes imagine if the yank had been in a chinese toilet he may have mistaken a turd for a soap!
Hey, of course the American (more fair to say U.S. – since there are North and South America, and U.S. is just part North America.) can’t tell the difference! Has anyone here had US “beer”???? To be fair, many small breweries in the US are making beer with flavor, but the supermarket-variety is, ummmm, “like sex in a canoe,” you know, “f*cking close to water”
It’s funny, I know of very few people who feel the need to start off a conversation by stating they are not an asshat.
*Takes off @$$hat*
*fixes hair*
“Hi, I’m Jenny! I’m not a real @$$hat, I just play one on TV. “
I love how he came back a little later and told everyone he was just winding them up to see the nifty responses. Guess he couldn’t come up with any himself.
Does that seem a little asshat-ish to you?
I’m sure his kids are proud.
That reporter WAS his kid
She’s gonna need a lot of therapy then…
You are the one failing here: this is a real language, Dutch, MY language… Get your things straight before you judge things…
You understood what Jibble was saying, it sounded like complete jibberish to me, he must never wash his mouth with urine, like we europeans do
God do I hope you’re trolling, ’cause otherwise this is the dumbest s**t I have ever read.
dude its not german its dutch, dont try smart
“Hay guy, Urine a lot of trouble.”
I’d be really pissed.
Dammit! you took mine! D:
(thanks for sharing, Johnny).
I just ho pee found some disinfectant…
Urea-lly have to wonder how he overlooked the smell.
It was just a piddly little mistake.
Wee, il doit se laver les mains de celui-ci.
The guy is just a pee-on
U r in e heap of trouble there.
What’s your analysis?
Fail!
He looked like the kinda guy that wouldn’t have washed his hands if he hadn’t been on camera.
Too bad he was on camera!
Welcome to beerfest!
Must have been Corona in there. I’m sure it tasted the same.
Your review of that particular beer receives a 9/10
I’ve been wondering all night why the review lost a point.
so close to being first…
That´s just so ugh….. O_O;
That is just a ROFL fail.
first to right first
First to FAIL that is. I think bushfails beat you to it.
… And you have a writing fail! I’m sorry but it’s simply not “right”.
drunk
The dutch (L)
hou ervan
Is that Dutch? No offense, but sounded like someone speaking German jibberish.
But then again, you don’t know how to speak german.
Well maybe that would be because they are part of the same language group. And lying next to each other.
I mean, who could have thought that two countries with a common history and lying next to each other might share language traits
[/sarcasm]
OMG.
Sombody uses a brain!
On the Internet!
this must truly be a miracle…
that´s because dutch always sounds like german jibberish.
You’re wrong there: German sounds like Dutch gibberish.
Who is that blonde girl?
Seconded.
*rowr*
You mean the fatty with the crappy fake white hair looking like Queen of the trollish hags? Uh… …
~Oh, no…you’re not a trollish a$$hat at ALL.~
~I’m absolutely sure he isn’t a basement-dwelling virgin slurping Ramen and Code Red.~
Awesome comment win. I LOL’d and then drooled.
He says he’s not “one of those typical fake troll @$$hats”.
That means he’s a very real and very special one.
I can be. But actually middle aged, married, with kids. Still love the troll slams.
Middle aged, married, with kids. Likes to be smacked around.
Take it to Craigslist and see what you get…
sounds pretty regular to me
Troll is as troll does. It knows none of your demographic boundaries.
I didn’t see the woman you speak of, only the cute Dutch(?) girl. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, eh? I bet someone even thinks YOU are cute…
Yeah, but his Mom is kinda obligated to say that.
*snork*
SO glad I refreshed
Based on projected personality, my vote is:
NOT CUTE.
Second?
Used to be. Now? No, not cute.
Butt seriously… she’s cute? Hmm. I… uh… never mind, good night.
Not Washing Your Face WIN
LOL! Best comment WIN
BEVRIJDINGSPOPPPPPPPPP
omg ik was daar… t was zo vet maar zoo ranzig wat die man daar doet xD
Translation:
omg I was there.. it was so awesome but it is so disgusting what that dude does xD
I have a feeling I don’t want to know what’s in this video…
*cannonballs into a vat of Purell*
It is a wee bit disturbing.
Someone didn’t mind his pees and queues.
If she doesn’t want to know, don’t leak what the video’s about.
Gee whiz…fine, I won’t!
No, you don’t. Especially not if it’s dinner time where you are.
Let’s just say if he had Purell he wouldn’t be in the mess he was.
Urine the right about that one!
Well, you see we start off with this blond girl on camera playing the part of a reporter. She’s speaking some foreign language (Dutch presumably) and wandering off to the right, apparently unaware of the signs in the background reading “TOILET”. She approaches a metal trough near a swarm of those blue portable outhouses and despite the fact that it looks like someone spilled a Mountain Dew in it, she doesn’t seem to get where she is until some guy steps out of one of the portables. She seems embarrassed enough before the guy even approaches the trough and …
We look away because we know what’s going to happen next by the title of the fail and we just don’t want to get sick. The trees are rather pretty this time of year, the grass is exceptionally green and there doesn’t seem to be an overpass in sight. Someone says something that would make us sick if we were listening to it, so we just ignore it. Even when she agrees with him and says “whoa”.
We pan back just in time to see the overpass come out of nowhere and knock her upside the head.
“He probably just wanted to save water.” Very demotivational shows us Avis’ reaction and some quilted one powers with “guess some guys dont mind the lack of privacy…” The lack of capitalization, apostrophe or punctuation usage kills the bike dude, who again needs to be brought back with a bolt of lightning to scream out … DOT ORG!
Guess I need to shorten that montage little. Po seems a bad name for my zombie horse, especially around these parts.
Just think of the tangent all this bathroom talk would take if it gave you another letter.
Nevermore!
Actually this girl is a reported who says to the camera (we start in the middle of the report) “we have access so let’s go in and see how clean it is”
Apparently her report is about festival hygiene.
Then she says “Oh this apparently is the mens section” and when she comes closer to the urinal she says “a big layer of foam” referring to the urine.
Then the guy gets out and washes his hands in the urine using the blue soap then stops when he notices his error and asks in english “this isn’t the urinal is it?”
actually she was going to check the hygiene of the toilets…
She doesn’t wander off to the toilets. She said: “One thing I hate on a festival is waiting for the toilets.” (This part is cut out). Then she said: “On this moment we can take a look inside”
*bursts into song*
“And I can’t fight this feeling anymore…”
Sorry, I couldn’t hold it in any longer.
The failblog diet works again……
he is probably better off sticking his hand up a horse’s ass
Yeah, that’s a much better idea, because what he really wanted was the river of pee to kick him in the face.
Thank you.
So, Austinoo, are you volunteering?
(HA!)
Austinoo has died of dysentery.
I like how he goes back into the port-a-potty. Probably going to watch his hands in the toilet now.
These port-a-potty’s usually have a small plastic sink, he might have seen that on his way out, so I reckon he’s going back to wash his hands.
If that’s true, why would he have skipped the sink and come out looking for another one?
Maybe for the same reason that he mistook piss for washwater?
The guy obviously doesn’t know what a sink looks like? He didn’t know this was a urinal either.
He wasn’t going to wash his hands.
Then he saw cameras and panicked, thinking “Jesus I need to do something”, causing him to “wash” his hands in what is clearly a urinal with what is clearly a urinal cake.
Yep and then he ran away in shame, though he could not flee his drippy hands, you can just see him looking and cringing at them as he bolts for the nearest hidey spot.
And he thought, oh well, it’s just Dutch television, who in the US sees this?
And voila it’s on YouTube and on the failblog
*wash
Watch you mouth out!
I thing you are talking to a boobie.
Don’t they always talk to the boobies?
I thought it was some kinda trap.
Gotta watch out for we bluestockings.
Erm…no.
The verb that modifies the pronoun is implied rather than written. Had I written out the whole thing it would read, “…we who are bluestockings”. You would never say “…us who are bluestockings”.
The pronoun must agree with the verb, whether that verb is implied or concrete.
Us sleeps with the fishes, now.
We girls have got to get it together, I guess.
It buggles the mind, don’t it?
See, this is the exact reason why I prefer the non-existent language that has pure grammatical perfection and is not confusing…
*Tongue breaks straight through cheek*
AH!!!!!! My Cheek!
Fie! You and your sneaky ninja verbs!
Ha-HAH! You cross pens with an English professor and you will BURN!
…*ahem*, I mean LEARN!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I’M ON FI-IIIRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!
You may use whichever fire extinguisher you wish.
So you are using sneaky ninja tactics!
Shenanigans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not that I’m doubting you, but I’m confused. If you hadn’t included the bluestockings bit, wouldn’t you have said “Gotta watch out for us”?
I suspect you might yet learn me a thing or a pair … so I’m a gonna keep my eyes on the prize.
Like someone was trying to hatch a plan against you?
I know most fowl do not a murder make … but soft, rather than crow, I rather feel something quietly as a titmouse.
“That pop-can” is our beloved and revered Dilly. I’d be careful about insulting her.
You can, of course, insult the Bard all you like, but you interrupt a Bardy pun-run at your peril. :p
Come not between the dragon, and [her] wrath.
And you can pop that tab on that pop can to pop open that pop can for some Tab pop.
^Pop culture.
^^ Pop art.
^^^ Pop smart.
^^^^Pop quiz!
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
*gets out the pop gun for the pun-run breaker*
I then, all-smarting, with my wounds being cold,
(To be so pestered with a Pop-ingay)
Out of my Greefe, and my Impatience,
Answer’d (neglectingly) I know not what
Once you pop, you CAN’T STOP
But on a serious note — is our presidents learning?
Doesn’t sound prudent.
5 or 6 carrots and a Pop Tart
We interrupt this pun run for a special announcement:
Dragon, please don’t be mad at me for my modifier mayhem. Seriously, I was taught (beat over the head with the notion) that pronouns could be adjectives to objects (for/[us]bluestockings), and thus agreed with the noun. I was genuinely confused, not questioning your expertise.
Nobody’s insulting dear Dilly or the Bard. I’m just teasing that they’re trying to get me started again after all of Saturday’s Shakespeare-y goodness.
Please return to your regularly scheduled punning.
Frailty, thy name is Ghostie!
Of course I’m not mad! I don’t mind when people ask questions or get confused. Hell…I ask questions all the time, and spend much of my time in a state of confusion. I feel quite at home there.
I’m not mad about the pun-run break, either, but you should prolly know that the trolls often try to derail our pun-runs because they get tired of watching smart people being smart. I just didn’t want you to get mistaken for a troll. I’m sorry if I came across as mad.
*gives Ghost a plate of cookies*
Well, I hoped all the whispering would indicate that changeling and dil got the point, and troll-hunters would stay out of it.
(*sigh*)
What’s this? Cookies?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
I wasn’t upset…but you should see my can, it’s just fantastic.
Nah, Dilly. I knew that you knew I was playing, which is why I was playing in the first place. But Dragon did not know that I knew that you knew, so she thought maybe I was being a
sodajerk.Of course you have a nice can, dear, and it only adds to your pop-ularity.
Dragon knows that I know that you know that you asked for help identifying the road to wicked behavior…don’t mess with grammar, the Bard, puns, or Eddie Izzard.
However, Rush runs need to be killed with fire.
Is it kinda weird that I want to go back to school so I can learn more stuff to carry in my failbag of tricks?
…and covered in bees?
sounds mellifluous
And sometimes it tends to sting.
yeah … he’s got a nice voice … I’m hearing lullabies just now though … ciao ciao
snooooorrrrre
Whosie-whaaa? Oh yeah, see ya.
Oh, that’s what Titania said about the ousel c0ck so black of hue. :p
Chomskyan linguistics also point out that “ninja” deep structures are manifest in spoken language. As an illustration, you can try saying the phrase “Do you want to go?”, and allow yourself to slide the “want to” into “wanna” — it’s more or less natural to say, “Do you wanna go?”
But then try the phrase, “Is he who you want to go?”, and you may notice it is comparatively less fluid to say, “Is he who you wanna go?”
The reason is that the underlying structure of those two questions are the statements, respectively, “You want to go” and “You want he to go”, and our brains are implicitly aware that there is a “he” implicitly present between the “you want” and the “to go” in that second sentence and therefore balk at sliding the “want” and the “to” together there.
Hee — I go now.
Damn, I didn’t wanna see him go.
And remember, never shake hands with complete strangers/idiots
What was she doing in the men’s ‘room’ in the first place?
Washing her hair.
The answer to that question is even more disturbing than the guy ‘washing’ his hands
Oh, I’m sorry. Brushing her teeth?
DAMN!
She wanted to check the hygienic conditions, which makes this really ironic!
The way she lols at him… xD
the best fail of year…
He’s areal whiz at washing his hands.
I get the feeling that this isn’t exactly something he does with much regularity…
LOLTODO
does epicfail and fail blog share the same stuff or what
This is why we Americans don’t leave our country very often….
Because you’re afraid to end up here?
Sort of. We fear and distrust teh_different. Also it seems that when we DO do something stupid overseas, it gets filmed.
Yes! Somebody finally has the guts to say that when you get your passport, you sign a secret document agreeing it’s mandatory that you dunk your hands in a trough of piss! Finally.
*Tackles megarouge*
*Flashy thingys him*
Hey – that’s not a flashy thingie! It’s a robot arm!
You know what they gave me? Nothing.
Makes ya sick, don’t it? I think I’ll just take out the floor, too!
*Falls twenty=seven stories to a sickening crunch*
Er, no kiddos; Twenty doesn’t equal seven.
I wanted a lo-tech single hyphen. Not one of them fancy double-decked ones.
Yeah, yeah. Brain the size of a planet and can’t punctuate to save your life.
(or, can’t do math)
So 20≠7? Damn!
*goes back through math homework*
It was programmed in–he’s a small wonder, this one.
Um, look! A shiny!
I can’t see it.
busted
no deposit, no return (oh wait…)
With a really big head!
lol!
*pushes the red button*
he must have pissed away his future in high-school…
Well he certainly didn’t have a very high G Pee A.
haha, why should she, i would have watched too, i mean, u don’t see idiots like him fail like that every day xD
He must be piss drunk.
At least he didn’t accidenty the whole cake too.
Ewww.
^^^^ *looks at the trees again* ^^^^
Are your beer goggles on too tight? You keep flopping your head around like Ray Charles.
too soon? 8D
*hears distant singing*
“Really love you peaches, wanna shake your tree”
*looks at ZA*
“Is that rigor mortis setting in, or are you happy to see me?”
I wouldn’t like to be one of next people to open that door…
I’m sorry, I don’t mean to offend, but it totally sounds like she’s speaking Simlish.
So, why the heck was she standing at a men’s urinal staring down?
What, how do YOU get your fortune told?
I am a big fan of the pee leave readings myself.
“Ok, hold out your palm for me…AAAUUUUUUUUUGHHH!!”
Hey!!! You got Ouija on my hand!
Maybe she was wondering what life like a man would be
Don’t feed my no life lines and keep your hands to your self.
He’s not very lifelike, is he. *pokes hard with fork*
If I can’t touch you, the maybe we should just ask somebody else to tell us.
*changes channel*
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lol … this was meant to go in reply to your Ray Charles comments … it says, “I see what you did there”
“T-t-t-touch me, I wanna be read.”
ummm, drink… more… Ovaltine.
*spanks myself*
Wow, I misquoted the best part of the movie.
“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”
-sigh-
s’ok … it decodes jus’ fine
It’s OK. You’re busy.
Jibble, that’s not German, it’s Dutch. Chalk up a fail for you.
That reply button really needs to be about six inches square and flashing.
You think that would help?
Not really, it’s just so impossible to find. Scratch ‘n’ Sniff?
If hit reply twice, it’s kind of like double dutch Jibble jabber.
I’d if hit reply that^
*finds out if dilly hits naughty and nice*
Ooo, a shiner!! ^
oh hell … and I just know she’s gonna tell me twice
My little Irish beauty.
*fights AND switches dilly*
These dishes ain’t gonna do themselves!
*kisses get stoled in the kitchen*
With disco music ala Homestarr?
DO-do-DO. DO-do-DO. DO-do-DO.
“No, HERE’S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing.”
“If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be… Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.”
Speaking of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows… anyone see The Moomin lately? I miss sniffing him.
He turned to go into the porta-john, right after the camera stopped, Chuck Norris obliterated him for it.
Instant aids.
This would have been an epic/classic fail if the man had splashed the urine on his face before realizing that it IS urine.
that is what a tipical dutch person looks like
the guy looks more like a yankee to me
true
he ain’t dutch, you can hear he’s american
Water quality in america must be low if the people can’t distinguish pee from water.
And the guy wasn’t even going to wash his hands, but then he saw the camera.
well, it certainly takes…some guts to decide to wash your hands in urine just because a camera is pointed at you. To clarify myself; I wouldn’t even do it if I got paid for it. It’s just GROSSGROSSGROSS EEuughh….
No, its not a urinal, they are just testing a new light yellow style hand-wash water that spells like asparagus, that is in a trough the shape of a urinal.
longer version
Well, being dutch myself, a quick translation:
“So this is the Man’s part. Quite some foam in there”
Too bad he didn’t want to fill his drinking cup.
-Knock knock
-Who’s there?
-You’re a…
-You’re a who?
-URINE!
HAHAHAHA!
That’s a strange urinal.
I’ll be sick all over the place if I watch this vid again. FAIL, Fail, fail…
lol ik had dit al gezien bij de wereld draait door.. epic fail! pwned
Actually…if you go to Sarnia Bayfest (I have), they do this exact thing. Well, they did when I was there. It happens again this July, find someone you want to go see and make the trip, then make a point of not washing your hands…it’ll be the rare time it’s more hygenic to consume your own germs on food compared with everyone elses…
I might have it wrong, maybe the bathroom didn’t do that but maybe it was the puke chamber. I’m not 100% sure.
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This just makes me say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!
yes! It is
)
She is saying:
I am going to check how clean they are here
This must me the man section…
(It doesn’t really matter but just for people who are wondering)
And then you see the guy, really funny!
Thanks, I was wondering.
Careful, he’s musty.
Hahaha, lol!
the bigger issue isn’t the dude washing his hands, its the she-male running around in front of the camera, ewwggh!
Yay, although nobody will ever read this, I live there in Haarlem.
And yes, of course. Those are random sounds she is producing. No language. Just random sounds. Even I have no idea what she’s saying, but it’s definately NOT Dutch.
God…
You don’t get out much, do you?
Love your comment XD.
This is stereotyping to the max. Americans think that the Dutch are so stingy, that we actually wash our hands in our piss XD
now i feel like throwing up. .__.
Don’t worry. The internet will desensitize you eventually.
lowland belgians suck hardcore..
yes, the sex can get pretty good, it’s true.
the real fail is that she was speaking english
…….ooookey?
Piss poor commentary on national hygiene education if you ask me.
“Woah.”
hehehehe
americans
they just dont know to wash their hands
i thought that the reporter was male when i first saw this O.o
Why the hell is she FILMING in a urinal area in the first place?
I do not know
She wanted to check the hygienic conditions… which makes it really ironic!
Could anyone just subtitle this clip?
To check to see if any US people were washing their hands???
and wtf is a urinal doing outside anyways?
That’s normal at a festival
Actually these festival locations do not always have toilet buildings, or when they do they do not always facilitate for the number of people coming there. The solution is portable toilets and urinals. ç’est ca
I don’t care what country you’re from…if you can’t tell what PEE is you’re an idiot. That guy deserved to have his hands washed in the piss of others. I mean…it’s YELLOW and SMELLS LIKE URINE. God, he needs to fall in it.
If it was yellow snow, would he eat it?
Looks Fake and kinda gay
I concer.
Gay.
The Netherlands is one of the country’s with the best water in the world. We don’t use our own pee to wash our hands
Damn, at last I find the place where they speak gibberish!
There’s something odd about this clip. It makes too little sense to be real, but it also makes too little sense to have been sensibly staged.
Why does that blonde sound like a girl in the beginning and sound like a British boy when she speaks English in the end?
What language was she speaking in the beginning, or was it nonsense? When she says, “I think it is, man,” she could pass as a native (but not American) English speaker.
Even if she were Dutch, WTF is an American redneck doing over there? (She’s obviously not in Arkansas, because we don’t have urinals outside; we just buy more port-a-pottys.)
These things that don’t quite add up make this clip resemble one of those key scenes that lets the detective know who the culprit is in a murder mystery.
OMG, what is an american man doing here? Think!! Maybe he is on holiday or drinking all of our beer, or he wants to see the greatest country in the world ^^ Maybe he went to the red light district… A stupid question if you ask me… And the urinals are outside because it was a festival!! Have you ever been to a festival? I guess not…
This clip was a real report on TV about a Dutch rock festival, the girl speaks Dutch and says no word of english, the boy answering the American dude is the cameraman.
Some Americans DO leave the US, and well, the Netherlands are still a popular tourist attraction because of the mistaken notion that we allow drugs over here.
What makes this clip unreal is the fact that some large sections were cut from it, and therefore the clip seems to lack consistency. There’s a more complete version somewhere in this blog.
She sounds like a British boy because all British boys sound like Dutch Girls!!!!
What I want to know is why the urinals are all outside where film crews are videotaping.
That was crappy
Hooray for the dutch!! =D
This just proves how stupid people these days are! XD
My question wasn’t answered yet. I still NEED to know who that girl is!
I guess he did that to come into TV.
Poor media addicts^^
Hilarious.
But those comments at the end are starting to get on my nerves. They seem to detract from the humor more than add to it.
I’m sorry sir, we’re going to have to amputate. Both of them…
@ end of video : I guess he just wanted to wash his hands privately…in the WC cabin…also his face…
More odd is that some US sports stadiums have large circular (or half circle) hand-washing sinks in the men’s room, but sometimes “rednecks” will pee in these, thinking it is a urinal. (maybe not noticing the urinals on the walls.) Some older schools, usually out in the rural areas have pee-troughs like this, so I suppose I could understand the confusion… lol
I feel sorry for this guy. :-\
The chosen Fail
This video could also be called “German Language Accent Fail”.
No it couldn’t, you fail to read the blog otherwise you would have understood this is not German, the language spoke here is Dutch.
Let it go, Julya. It’s not worth it.
You could be called ” dumb s**t, who does not know wtf he’s talking about”.
I feel so bad for him, washing his hands in the urinal!
Lol, how could he do that without realising????
Um, last time I checked, water wasn’t yellow…
Redneck jackass American! wat else can one expect?!!
feel so bad for him, washing his hands in the urinal!
Lol, how could he do that without realising????
loooooooots of beer inside his system
Urine is sterile but I don’t think his hands are clean somehow…
shes wanted to pee in.
Sweet – a double fail!
Washing your hands with piss and a urinal cake – fail.
Finally getting that chance to show your worth as a field reporter, and winding up in the mens toilet – fail.
EPIC FAIL WTF XD
He’s pissed off now.
This is who they mean when they talk about “the great unwashed”
OUCH!!!!! glad she could take one for the team!
Wut wus she speaking in the begging? Oh yeah, and i lol at when he picked up the urnile cake like it was soap.
Read other comments, it’s Dutch, she says: I’m allowed to get in, now I’ll check out how clean the toilets are here.
I think this is the men’s toilet.
Why she goes to the men’s restroom I don’t know, but nice fail though.
Yikes!
That reporter’s quite a cutie
Why were they filming the urinal in the first place???
Why did he have to be American?! Good job furthering the stereotype dumb ass. None the less, hilarious!
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