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hurr durr, first (no, just kiddint, I am not first)
But you are!
Good for you!
yeah. major life achievement.
You Fail at Failing to be first.
Succeeding to fail, I’m on the third rail…
Spaaaaam.
he’s still a bum
What a compassionate person you are!
Hey that’s my dad!
Check my wife’s bum, please.
Hobo Rebel?
A lot of people don’t like bumper stickers. I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says “Hey, let’s never hang out.”
I like bumpers and stickers (:
Are they important things?
i like you.
ps fake name and email
One bum per sticker?
Did you lose something?
@ Arthur:
Sir, would you care for a Donkey Squeeze?
peado much?
*hits peado bear with a baseball bat*
Don’t talk rude to our dear donkey.
i think you mean pedobear.
The man has standards.
1st
damn, 3rd:(
damn, fail
Damn, more pointless spam. Would love to filter out this kind of crap from comments. =P
The trick is not to care about comments like this.^^
And now to practice that:
Someone between 1th and 490827th!
“1st” fail.
unless you have a type-lisp.
(print “What if I just type LISP?”)
exactly.
Oh Santa, what has the recession done to you?
Yes *sniff*. Have a heart, people.
All he wants for Christmas is the chance to empty his sack again.
DrB’s on the naughty list for that one.
*checkin’ it*
*checkin’ it twice*
*Already found out who’s naughty and nice*
(I’m the nice one)
Oh really? Just remember, the only ones that he puts on his nice list are the ones that he gets to watch while they sleep.
and thus we find the father of Pedobear
ha, those are SIGNED checks too.
ha those are SIGNED checks too
*sign, sign, pass*
heh … I didn’t get it the first time.
7TH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !@!@!@!@!@!!@!@
Troll
9th
To get to the other side?
That’s the wrong answer!
Loosers
Morans
PVC?
Nope; adult Maori warriors.
Are you people all suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder -.-? Why do you people write FIRST omg? WHY?
Please, someone answer me.
Because.. your mom..
You just made my day, thank you.
Third
Do not feed the trolls, fool.
Do feed the trolls!
The same reason some idiot yells “GET IN THE HOLE” every time any player takes a shot in any televised golf tournament I’ve ever seen. It’s the mating cry of the moron, apparently.
@elg3
You just made my day.
I’ve never watched much pro golf. Does somebody follow up with “That’s what she said”?
they did when tiger was up the other day
I am obsessive-compulsive and I, for one, would never do anything quite as gauche and annoying. They’re just your garden-variety brats and trolls, I’m afraid.
^ the checker gets a √+ :)
But I thought that was the meaning of life…Once you get first, you may die in peace!
becasue we can thats why deal or f off. ur call warden
11th?!
cheque.
indeed
Yeah, didn’t make sense to me first time I read it…
never try to outsmart a bum; chances are they will own your asses.
BUM WIN!
He’s diversifying his asses.
I sense this is my cue to pop up and make witty repartee but I can’t think of anything to say… *hoofs own ass*
mute muffled mum mule?
Donkey putting your money where your mouth is!
[Insert joke about bum that doesn't accept checks from those people anymore here]
Comment fail ^^^^
666th!
I don’t get it….
Someone please explain?
youre an idiot.
OH my god! Best idea ever. *runs off to invent Jenga Bingo*
… in the merry merry month of Mayhem.
B-31! *carefully pulls out wooden stick and hurls it at old lady with troll doll*
Jenga Bingo just begs for creative name play….
I don’t find this funny at all. Imagine having nothing, getting a cheque, being ecstatic and thankful; and then finding out it was some practical joke. Very cruel. Shouldn’t be on this website.
It’s on here because we’re giving the homeless man the respect and the credit instead of the idiots who shortchanged him. Instead of looking like a chump, he saves face, and we cheer his face save.
And yes, it is heartbreaking and it would suck to be all happy thinking you’re going to get some money and it’s a bad check. He made the best of a sucky situation.
Sometimes these things aren’t funny; they are a humanity win.
I assumed this was the panhandler’s gimmick for getting attention. Who writes checks to a panhandler?
People short on cash.
Mmmm, I think such people pass the guy by. What do you give them, a buck at most? It has never in my life occurred to me and I’ve never see anyone write a check in that situation. I totally call hook (and a pretty good one) by the pandhandler.
30th!!!!!!
cleanest looking bum I’ve ever seen
…and I’m a professional bum inspector!
oh, laugh my bum off!!
Bah-bum-tish!
checked
Move along, jay walker.
….how the hell was he cashing checks? A bum with a checking account? INCONCEIVABLE!
Ever hear of check cashing establishment? No need for a checking account, idiot.
I think he missed the article about them.
INDEFINITELY!
remember the time he talked like Tarzan.
no u jane
Cheqe!
…or walking into the bank that the heck is drawn on.
…or walking into the bank that the check is drawn on.
But how the hell was he cashing heck?
If you can’t cash the heck get the hell out of the bank.
I don’t think I like the way you drive — I’m staying the hell off the sidewalk from now on!
I don’t drive I roll. Eye roll.
You will pay roll!
Good thing I got this big ol’ bank roll! Otherwise heads might roll.
You sound like a role-playa.
Looks like someone is on a
.
We’re rollin’ w/ the homeys.
(Jenny! *springroll!*)
Sounds like a jam roll ♪
Hey DrB! Let’s celebrate.
*gets out rolling papers*
You keep using that word…
What do you think he thinks it means?
what, first?
Or perhaps the bank it’s drawn on :0
let’s hear it for the bum who posesses public outrage against the banks who failed at failing
Cash a lot of bad checks?
superepicman’s writing keeping-banks-in-check posts that his ire can’t spell.
I’m curious about the bow-legged, red pants, hotty in the display. Do you think he is as white as his buddy under those pants?
Was that a size reference?
No, but thanks or making me look at the crotch.
really love this
Treat it with respect and effort. Never take it for granted. Trust it from your very centre, and never ever stop having fun.
Srsly, who still uses cheques?
Are you an Exchequer?
Ex-crown him!
Where did he go? He’s excommuniquéting.
He’s chequed out.
I see right through his chequeanery.
I think he’s from the Cheque Republic.
So that’s what has become of Chequey Green.
Chequemate.
Sorry, what? I was playing chess.
That’s taken outside a Macy’s in downtown Minneapolis, see him all the time. Never bothers anyone and always sits in the same spot. Sad that people gave him bad checks.
I know that guy too. His name is Ed. I used to live in Mpls. and always brought him food, I also knitted him a hat and mittens one year. Nice guy. Funny to see his picture here, I still think about him from time to time.
I freakin’ love you ! Knowing that there still are people like you out there just made my day. EPIC humanity WIN FTW !
I wanted to give him my spare change. But he insisted on a check. I swear I had money in that account when I wrote. Now I’m just all bummed out. This will destroy my credit and I will be forced to live on the streets……..with him. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
he is form the real life or a pron?
The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?
its good to see bill murray is still working
I thought that beggars can’t be choosers?
apparently, this one can
Meh, I’d give him a buck for that.
Mind you, now that I’ve seen it, the next bum who tries it is out of luck.
FIRSTSIES
wait…
That’s Philly, aint it?? And DAMN, he has a bank account??
No wonder no one ever has any change left for me…
Real homeless people dont take checks from anyone. You have to have a checking account, or ID & a verifiable address. Living in a box under the bridge dont count as an address except to the census people.
Welfare (at least in some states) wont help you if dont have a fixed address either.
Check cashing places want all sorts of info- phone numbers, work numbers … it just dont work.
I been homeless… its not cake. (I did not, however, ever hold up any signs.)
If you want to help the homeless, give cash or food or blankets, or better yet- offer a job.
He is just too lazy to work.
Must be an artificial homeless person, or maybe it’s his first day as a homeless person, or maybe he has no feet, or maybe he has a job but didn’t make enough money to pay the rent, or maybe he is not homeless at all but a street based entrepreneur, or he sells Mary Kay and his bag is full of samples, Would you like to host a party?
This idea is from Seinfeld
I hope he accepts kicks in the face because that’s what he’s gonna get as soon as I see him. Homeless people should collectively die all at the same time so we don’t have to step over them on the way to our mcdonalds breakfast patties!
Meanwhile, in the F1 pitstop…
BUG WIN!!!
Financial crisis created a new class of bum. There is a standard bum and a noble bum.
Use Epic Win FTW for Wins, morons.
To Do List:
Help someone in need – CHECK!
Beggars can’t be choosers
Poor Santa Clause. Those Elf Unions are real ball-busters!
He needs to get a PayPal account.
haha love this creative monetary bum!
Your current Weblog style rocks as well!
wow, 10.422 thumbs up. o_O