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to wash your texass
Don’t call Houston when it burns cuz that’s your problem.
“Houston, I have a problem.”
Wash it off.
*rubs grime off changeling*
♪ THE LYES!!!!! OF TEXAS ARE UPON ME! ♪
Gel out, dude.
Look at it closely, the brand is called New Mexico Soap. I checked the website, they sell soap. It’s not funny since they didn’t make a mistake.
It’s funny because they labelled Texas with the words “New Mexico”.
*facepalm*
I want another shot!
*gulp*
I guess i wasn’t detailed enough. I know the soap is in the shape of Texas.
No, you provided enough detail. Just not enough funny.
None of you idiots get it. It’s a win. It’s calling Texas the “New” Mexico
*facepalm* yourself. They sell soaps of all shapes, including other states. The brand is called New Mexico soap. Are they supposed to change the brand name for every shape they make?
Maybe they could just make it smaller. Keep it at the newmexicosoap.com thing in the corner and label each state differently. Or with a generic tag that doesn’t seem so stupid. ”
Definitely a marketing fail.
Correct. It’s the brand, not the state the soap is supposed to be of. No mistake, not funny.
OK, now you people are just TRYING to get me drunk.
*gulp*
The only mistake is not providing the name of the state in the front label. You know, like when you buy Dove brand soap, it’s not dove scented (I hope), but they do give you a name for the scent it has.
Yeah everyone seems to be failing to realize at first glance you think; New Mexico Soap = the shape. Like someone misslabled the New Mexico Soap, Texas Soap, etc etc.
It’s only at the 3/5th glance that I noticed the website- which only provided confusion.
It’s still lol and fail because they did labeling so wrong.
Well, a soap bar shaped like new mexico would just look like a bar of soap, with a little dent on one side. Pretty boring if you ask me. Yup, I think they made a good choice in shaping it like Texas; after all, Texas is where it’s at.
Or maybe your taxtikkles?
you guys are so dumb its just a label some jerkoff kid who had to stick on lables while bored at his job im sure they have new mexico soaps and texas stickers as well. not that big of a fail
Close enough.
I’m surprised they didn’t put an apostrophe into “soaps.”
Are you running out of them NS?
Not at all. I guess I have so many that I’m seeing them where they aren’t.
Wait … wut?
*cleans NS’ monitor*
How is that? I think you’ve been *snorking* and not cleaning much.
Hee! Thank you, Leila.
*squeeezie kitteh*
Isn’t it soapses?
That’s actually old Mexico.
Remember the Aloe Vera!
Soon to be Mexico again. (We’re giving it back
)
You mean — we gave it back! It’s done!! FP already signed the petition.
Did we get Sombreros out of the deal?
*Looks hopeful*
And tacos (:
Tacos? No.
Fajitas? Yes!
Awww, tacos rule! (Clickie!! Clickie!!)
Gah! You should warn people before you put someone that scary in your clickie.
Well since this is what part of Mexico has become, it’s technically correct…
Dumas’s Taco’s?
I thought it was less ‘giving it back’ and more “Illegals are taking over”…
Ruh-roh! Leila’s not gonna be too happy about this one…
*covers sis’s eyes*
*plies with several mojitos*
*shakes head*
Do you ever wonder why so many fails involve TX?
No.
K. *pouts*
I need a very strong drink.
Would it help if I said I sometimes wonder why more fails don’t involve CA?
If you are referring to the HS kids who got suspended from school for wearing t-shirts withe the American flag on them then I wonder the same thing.
Huh? Do I want to know?
*confuzzled*
You do. CLICKIE!!! Google other news providers if you aren’t a Fox fan.
Wow, only faux “news” would actually print the names of the teenage boys in question. Not trying to inspire a race war, are they?
*lurches off, growling in anger*
Every news is faux news. You only label Fox in such a way because that particular station leans opposite of your views. It’s funny how the mind works.
BECAUSE IF IT WAS WHITE OR BLACK PEOPLEZ IT’D NOT BE RACIST AMIRITE.
O WAIT I MEAN JUST WHITE PEOPLEZ. NAMING ANYONE OF COLOR IS RACIST.
Raciiiiist.
Wow! That article angered me.
Alright, I just Googled it. No, I didn’t want to know. I kinda see where they were coming from, but to be threatened with suspension for wearing the American flag in an American classroom is about as far from acceptable as you can get without killing people.
When I was studying to take my American citizenship test, I didn’t see where they indicated that I may one day be told not to wear my American flag in the United States.
There are many who don’t like to see any other flag in the country than the US flag. It’s funny to see one person afraid it will lead to conflict. Especially when nothing other than lunch was going on.
It is disrespectful to the flag to wear it as clothing.
And to burn flags, yet we still allow the burning of flags because ‘lol freedom of speech’. Mean only our flags.
Cause burning other flags of other nations is racist.
Or something.
*calls Mr. Margarita*
Hello… Yes, I want to rent a machine for a friend…. oh, about a weeks worth….. Ok. Thanks bye.
Ok, Leila. It should be there in less than an hour. Enjoy.
I have to wait an hour????
*pouts*
*hands Leila a froofy girly drink*
No dragon grog in it, I promise.
Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Given the day, I will drink anything.
*thank you SQUEEEZE*
*chugs froofy girly drink*
Well since drinks are being passed around, and I missed it earlier…
*steps to teleporter console, beams Cuddle Puddle in from previous fail*
*slides in, squeezes all the failpeeps*
Happy Friday everyone!
WOOHOOOOO!!!
Thanks, Scotty. *squeeze* A cuddle puddle is just right for today.
*slips in*
Ow!!
Who left soap the size of New Mexico laying around?
*goes to get towel made of Egyptian cotton*
It’s about time you got here!!! Could you do me a favor? Would you pop in the previous fail and bring the Cuddle Puddle over here?
Pweeeeeeeeeeease???? *bats eyes*
Who flashy thingied Leila?
*hides flashy thingie*
Ummm…dunno.
*fleeswithaquickness*
*wakes up dazed*
*stares @ DW*
Hmmm…
*goes to corner to feel
*
*gooses DW before she does*
*sulks*
Would you guys believe me if I told you my “Refresh The Page Gnome” has taken the day off today?
Spending the day with her Travelocity friend?
Had your comment come AFTER Scotty’s, I would believe it. But because you replied directly to him….nooooo. Sowwy, sistah.
*gooses Leila back*
Can anyone tell me what’s the matter with me?
*tries to bend the space continum*
GAH!!!
Y
a
y
zzzzz
No more fizzy drinks for Aja.
Just reading your comments is worsening my hangover.
Because I live here?
You do?
Yup. Near the small town San Antonio.
This is a sad state of affairs…
Yes, it’s really crossing the borderline for me.
We need some new material girl.
…that, or a holiday…
Nice switcharoo you guys pulled there… Take a bow!
I guess it’s safe, since Judy’s on vacay…
*looks around*
*takes deep bow*
*takes a bow*
Wow, I must be one Lucky Starfish.
Swing and a miss, LGB.
Go on. Express Yourself. Don’t hold back…
Hey,
little kittehpapa, don’t preach!I’m feeling Frozen under my office AC.
*looks up from reading Vogue*
Hmm? What are you guys talking about?
Most Texans like a prayer. Does anyone remember Pope on a Rope?
Se la desterró a la isla bonita.
I’m sure you’ll Cherish that AC when summer comes
It’s says it’s made in America, and for some reason I believe that.
*cries*
Jules forgot that we are outsourcing America entirely.
*cries in silence*
Wow, that explains a lot!
still top10 \o/
What a mix-up. I wonder if this is really soap then? Perhaps it’s cheese?
All your cheddar belong to us …
I’m sorry to tell you, that’s nacho cheese.
Are you blind? The cheese stands alone!
Let’s see here … blind mice … pittypat, the sound of tiny feet running after the farmer’s wife … safety … the farmer takes a wife … a butcher’s knife … the rat takes the cheese with a butcher’s knife … dude, you’re gettin’ in the Dell …
Somebody’s definitely high on the dairy-o.
You can get high on dairy?
*goes to store*
*purchases all cheese available*
*follows Little Girl Blue home*
*inhales*
that’s some gouda sheet.
Hehehe — that was kinda cheesy, PP — hehe…
Post Cuddle Cheese Party?
Why not taco cheese?
The taco stands.
… alone, in the lone star state.
… Norah Jones’n for another cheesy hit.
10th! \o/-WooHoo!
Please stop with the number counting! It really doesn’t matter what number your comment is.
Yeah! We only ♥ letters of the alphabet.
*looks around for alphabet soup*
~Yes it does, your post count cements your place in the fail peeps hierarchy.~
~In fact, we absolutely adore it when you establish what number comment you are! It really makes for interesting and enlightening reading!~
11benth!!!!!
*flees collar*
Well, that’s kinda true, actually.
It puts you at the very bottom. :p
Demonstrating wit through enumeration, that’d be a first.
An inordinate number of peeps try.
I second that.
Safety
*sallies forth*
*stretches to relieve pent-up stress*
Sex works too.
♫All my Exes wash with Texas.
That’s why I wash my a$$ with Tennesseeeee.♪
It’s recursive, it’s self-referential, it’s a witticism that references wit and does a number on numbers — it’s … meta-mouse!
If you folks only knew of the epic battle I’ve waged with Bloggy this morning. I’m forced to give up because I just don’t have the time to do this again and again and again and again and again and again …
But you’re needed at the bus-buffet in the next fail.
The [i]real[/i] fail is that the New Mexico Soap manufacturer made a bar of soap that resembles Texas.
italics fail
I thought it was your HTML skillz that was the real fail.
… or was it my refresh fail?
No, you’re right – the fail was my HTML skills while trying to utilize italics.
I would like to apologize to italics for my hurtful words.
*stamps bright red FAIL on ZA’s forehead*
*squeezes*
*waits for a quilt to inform us that it’s merely the name of the soap company and that they make them for every state*
*waits patiently with Uggy*
*knits sweater*
Is it…
a blue one?!?
*licks lips*
Uh-huh. Almost finished.
*furrows brow*
*knits one, pearls two*
There!
*presents to Uggy*
You like? I put little tassles on the collar for you…
*NOMS*
Yummy! You really must give me the recipe.
Well, I could give it to you, but then I’d have to squeeze you…
Not if I squeeze you first!
*MegaSqueeeeze*
*breffus gets knocked out*
That was a good one — I felt it all the way down to my toes!
Okay, the recipe is … *whispers in Uggy’s ear*
*squeeeeeze*
You two just crack me up.
Does it have five arm holes?
*licks lips*
*doesn’t say who’s*
*reapplies lipstick*
Time to come clean …
“New Mexico Soap” is the name of a soap manufacturing company (more or less obvious — with the inclusion of their website address there on the package label). They make soaps in many shapes and designs, including the shapes of states.
ht tp://www.newmexicosoap.com/store/WsDefault.asp?One=5
LOL, not a quilt I guess…
Well, fuzz could be considered part of the quilt, I guess…
*wanders off*
Just wait. I’m sure a quilt will say the very same thing.
They are setting the bar high
The Freshmaker!
*squeeze*
Keep it clean, now…
No matter what!
Wait…wrong oral freshener…
*Tries to keep it clean*
*Fails*
I better just drop the
soaptopic“I better just drop the soap…” O_o
They have a nutty logic … they make them in the shape of six states: Georgia, Arizona, Alabama, Texas, and Oklahoma … because …
Where was this soap when I was younger?
*curses*
*washes mouth with Texas soap*
Mmm… not bad!
That and the Colorado/Wyoming soaps are like WAY too easy to create form…
Ivory has already been making them for years now.
99.44% pure lol.
I must disagree. I Estimate there is about 99.445% pure lol.
What about making soaps for Michigan or Hawaii?
To the Mexicans it is.
Would you even bother labeling a New Mexico soap bar? Wouldn’t it look just like an ordinary soap bar, only more square?
BUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Dammit!!! I forgot my ~~.
New Mexico soaps is the company name, so technically this is not a fail, but it is still hilarious.
Ha, 7 minutes too late.
Thats the company name you idiots.
See, Uggy-Buggy. Here you go!
Woohoo!
We’re so smart.
Unlike a certain Condescending Jackass Today.
Nice one.
On behalf of quilts everywhere, we are embarrassed.
Is “that’s on behalf” the same things as “that’s over behalf”?
I laugh at your comment almost a half an hour later!
Pacific or Mountain Time?
Tee-heeing time.
Over/Under, ante up!
oooh … are you prepositioning me, Ms B ♥ ?
On behalf of this quilt here, we are confused.
Don’t worry, cousin Many, confuzzlement is just changeling’s medium of exchange.
I hope we can exorcise his wicked ways.
If I ran a company by the name of ‘Apples’, and sold oranges, and put my company’s name on them in big letters, it would be a FAIL!!!
You never have to wait long.
Let’s start a drinking game!
*tosses back shot*
Every time we see a troll post, we have to do a shot.
*Looks up*
*Takes a shot*
FAIL Blog and its associates are not liable for any damage, physical or otherwise, caused by such games.Oh lordy…I’ll go water down the liquor.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please don’t. At least not today. I beg you.
You’ll ruin our reputation DW!
But…but I’m preserving our reputation of not killing the peeps with alcohol poisoning!
But fine. I will bow to the popular consensus.
*looks around for Judy*
*remembers that she’s on vacation*
*bows*
Well, we don’t want any of that of course. So long as there’s still the usual silliness and occasional nudity.
Well, of course. But since when have we needed alcohol for that?
*Does silly hat dance*
Don’t worry about watering down. The rule was “every time we SEE a troll post” – after five minutes or so, everyone’s vision will be too blurry to notice the new troll posts.
We can just keep looking up at the same ones. It counts in my book.
I second the begging!
I fear I will not survive the 2 hour meeting I have coming up!!
Well, you could always eat yourself.
Fail Friends are not food! Wait…
Are they serving diet Coke?
It’s one meeting I wouldn’t mind attending.
If so, good luck keeping things bottled up inside.
It’s not rocket surgery. Oh, wait…
*knocks back a molotov c0cktail*
This situation is guaranteed to boil over and erupt into the hall.
Oh man, we are going to be “Texas” wasted in no time!
QUAAAAACK!!!!!
*hands Leila her trident*
Here, try poking it with that.
It is a great way to get rid of stress
But I thought we aren’t to be violent in any way.
*dusts ashes off hands*
Who made up that silly rule?
I abhor violence, unless I’m absolutely positive I can get away with it.
*giggles like a little girl as she watches DW dusts ashes*
I dunno who made up that rule. Maybe I misunderstood. *shrugs*
*remids Marius that his actions are always monitored*
You mean, the company’s name is Texas Soap?
Thats bad companys.
Till the day I die.
*takes 10 from 6*
*does a math*
Careful, I’m at a dangerous age.
*shouts angry curse words at Bloggy*
*chases BF with soap*
Com’ere!!!! We’re washing those curses right out of your mouth young man!!!!
For those who don’t know, New Mexico is right next to Texas. Just a little Texas love considering part of their business is in Texas. Why is their a Kentucky Fried Chicken in New York, because it’s just a name. Fail blog fails this time.
*QUACK!*
Huh. Nope, never would have occurred to me.
*Takes a shot*
*Takes three shots to catch up*
*takes shot*
I’m getting in on this shot-taking action. Bring on the trolls…
*gulp*
I would just like to give all you fail peeps a big Texas size HAPPY FRIDAY!!
Frappy Highday *squeeeeeze* to you, too, DanMan!
Yay! Thanks!
*squeeeze*
*randomly joins in*
*squeezies*
No worries, it’s just Texas-sized.
It was made in Taiwan.
Ok so the New Mexico Soap company can’t make soaps in the shape of other states? Oh how dare they! Submitter fail.
*gulp*
Has anyone bothered to LOOK at their website (the one listed on their label) and see what they actually have?
Tina, you fat lard, come get read some COMMENTS!… Tina, read. Comments. Read the COMMENTS!
*takes another shot*
If I throw up I’m blaming Tina.
Tina backwards is a nit. And backwards.
I can’t believe you made me laugh with a quote from that movie. I am so ashamed… Must be all the shots.
*votes for Pedro for king of New, um, Texaco*
ROFL!!!
changeling finally lost it!!!
*squeezes another dime outta changeling*
ya’ll are losers.
Times change.
Red becomes the new blue, gin becomes the new whiskey
and in this bad economy Texas becomes the new MEXICO.
You’re right – time is always changing
*Looks at clock*
*Shakes fist*
One of these days….!
I’m only a little change.
But you havent
changed one bit!
Changeling is just a little bit short …
2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a dollar!
Its because Texas is the new Mexico. Its an illegal alien joke. Duh.
Everythings big in Texas — we dont believe in no damn contractions.
Everyone gets a c-section?
b-complex?
You have reached the soap hotline.
If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 9!!elebinty!!!! immediately.
For information on dropped protocol, please press one.
For dirty mouths, please press two.
For safety, please press three.
If you do not know how to end our lather, rinse, repeat instructions, please press four.
For complaints about our product, please press five.
To speak with an operator, please press nine.
*presses 5*
*waits*
Your call can not be connected as dialed. Please hang up and dial again. Your call can not be connected as dialed. Please hang up and dial again. Your call can not be connected as dialed. Please hang up and dial again. Your call can not be connected as dialed. Please hang up and dial again.
You’re such a smooth operator.
And it’s final. The Death Star’s automated phone system has finally driven me insane, to the point where even Failpeep’s posts read like it.
Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available operator will take your call.
*sings Apologize by One Republic while you wait*
*presses two*
*waits*
Chew Orbit Gum.
Somebody messed with Texas
yea, perry-ly
As a native New Mexican, I would like to say that the sentiment that the submitter was trying to convey is a new one, but, regrettably, it isn’t – as demonstrated by the number of people here making jokes about Mexico.
The “made in America” comment Jules made is actually relevant. New Mexico magazine actually has a monthly feature called “One of Our Fifty is Missing” of anecdotes in which New Mexicans traveling out of state are complimented on their English, charged international shipping, denied services as non-American citizens, asked for their passport, treated as if Albuquerque is a fictional city created by Bugs Bunny, or just generally confronted with shock and/or disbelief that New Mexico is, in fact, a real state. The best ones include the post office trying to charge international shipping for a package being mailed by the then-Governor and the New York Times printing a front page story about border issues and labeling the state just west of Texas as Arizona.
It should be noted that when we travel internationally, we don’t have this problem. Only Americans can’t seem to find us on a map.
On another note, even with the part where a New Mexican made this soap, it’s still a Fail; we have more inherent animosity towards Texas than anyone else. It’s genetic.
I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah blah blah blah blah.
Back in 1996, a friend who was living in New Mexico had trouble ordering Olympics tickets. The order-taker on the phone told her they couldn’t accept international orders.
Friend: But I’m in New Mexico.
Geographically-Challenged Phone Person: New Mexico, Old Mexico – it doesn’t matter. WE DON’T TAKE INTERNATIONAL ORDERS. *click*
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.
Wow, hahahaha. someone need to make a skit about that convo.
You make me want a New Mexico ID. This will make me filter out who are geographically challenged and who aren’t.
new mexico soap might be the brand name retards
*takes a shot … and just misses the bobblehead*
*takes a shot*
*scores!!*
*Takes shot of 151*
Shouldn’t that be shaped like Mexico?
not a fail.. its a brand… not what it is
.. so its not funny
Neither is Tom Cruise, but we laugh at him anyway.
I don’t think the soap is funny but your comment definitely is. hahaha…
Oh, the irony….
New Old Mexico?
1718 Mexico Soap
The Mexicans are planing to take back Texas.
I saw that too, in a text-mexage.
I don’t get it. New Mexico is a state in USA. I guess it’s the wrong shape? Or is it just supposed to be funny that someone would make soap in shape of a state?
That’s the New New Mexico.
This is actually a win…
lol I live in New MexicoAnd what I find weird is whenever I go to Texas and say i’m from NM they ask “How did you get into the USA so easy?” Now thats a fail…
THATS OHIO YOU DOUCHE!
pretty silly, but i am from NM and that is actually a company in New Mexico that makes many different soaps, including state shapes. I do think they may want to have better labels though.
failblog fail
Thats why things aren’t made in America
I’ve met the lady who owns the NM soap business. Her business is located in Las Cruces NM. That’s 30 minutes from TX. Believe me she sells a lot of her TX shaped New Mexican made soap.
“Made in America”
New Mexico/Texas soap.
Oh the American education system is hard at work.
I think that that’s a win
Fail, no.
EPIC WIN
Texas: the New Mexico
Pretty sure “New Mexico Soap” is just the name of the company. Not a fail.
WE WASH OUR BALLS ON TEXAS!!!!!!!
Wow. Who would want to smell like New Mexico? Or Texas for that matter…
hahaha… texas is like new mexico because there are so many mexicans there…
Oh, there’s a NEW Mexico!
Of course it’s a FAIL …. just ask a Mexican
they call Texas “OLD MEXICO” ..
. darn them American print shops .. they can’t get anything right
Don’t drop the soap, guys!
Yet another fail blog failure.
I dunno guys. I think this might be a WIN… Texas is turning into a new Mexico…
i sell wyoming soap too… 20 bucks/piece (any alike with normal soap its just a coincidence)
Geography must’ve been knocked out after that.
don’t drop it
is it like floating?
The best thing is that i live in N.M. and couldn’t figure out what was wrong with this picture until I read the caption. I’m a genius.
Maybe it’s because I just woke up, but is that soap floating in the air?
I want a soap in the shape of Colorado!
Teas is not New Mexico… it’s North Mexico.
Texas sucks balls, I wouldn’t even wash my balls with it.
That’s kind of like a Panama hat.
The only fail here is that it should be “new NEW Mexico.”
This isn’t really a fail if you think about it. New Mexico Soap is the brand, therefore they are not limited to only produce soap in the form on the one state. There are far better fails on the site than this. Just sayin’
“Texas is not New Mexico.”
No, it’s not . . . it’s NORTH Mexico.
Truly American, bad geography
The sticker shows the name of the company, seriously, you want to see bad geographers, go to France. Last time I was there no one could figure out the shape of their own country.
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