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The bus failed to turn, blocking the ambulance scrambling to a crash-scene.
Submitted by: kvikko via Fail Uploader
Blocking a scene.
This is totally where the zombies ambush you.
ZA, your presence is needed!
You think we’re hiding in or on the other side of the bus. We ambush you by clawing from the hill on the left of the scene.
Did anyone else know there was a limit as to how long your name could be and if so why didn’t they tell me??
ROFL!!
Um…you didn’t see the memo? We all got it.
Welcome to Norway! This was actually no accident, but a terrorist attack.
*reads ZA complete name*
*frowns at the “GONE FISSION” sign around his neck*
*points at said sign*
Does that mean what I think it means?
That I’ve done battle with the Death Star itself – and lost?
So it has nothing to do with trying to catch my subjects by luring them with food covered metal hooks?
Wrong kind of fission.
*squeezes her favourite zombie*
249 letters really is not enough
what if I include a pair of ginzu knives?
Boomer!
Do you hear someone coughing and wheezing, Scott?
I hear a witch. LIGHTS OUT!
*Locks blog door*
Better safe than sorry.
♫♪ I put a spell on you
and now you’re mine! ♫♪
I hate locks.
Cheeses Twice! It’s a witch! GET IN THE CAR!!!
*peas in a flannick*
I love that game!
Riders’ block.
Plot took a wrong turn. Damn GPS!
And the prose was purple. And black, and blue.
Norway FTW !
hell yeah
Asian driver FTW
Racist commenter FTW
Sorry, dude. Norwegian driver. On norwegian road, trying to turn around… and by that blocking for an ambulanse rushing to an accident. In… Norway
*sigh*
so you norwegians are like tha best bus-drivers? )
They do have nice asses
En bussjåfør, en bussjåfør, det er en mann med godt humør,
Og har han ikke godt humør, så er han ingen bussjåfør…
Damn, en Norsk bussjåfør. Skal godt gjøres å finne de.
bare kom til Sogn og Fjordane. Her foregår hit’n runs med busser. ingen biler her. Sett lignende ulykker, men da var det bilene som mistet motoren etter bussen hadde stor fart når bilene prøvde å snike seg foran bussen.
I drive a bus (much like the one in the photo) and I have never done that … I have done a number of things (many that I will deny), but I have never done that. Yet.
♪ ♫ And Chris has done lots of things in a bus
Driven into hell and back
Chris has done lots of things in a bus
Might deny a few and that’s a fact
But never forget the way the wheel turns now, oh no, no way.
And Chris has done lots of stuff in a bus
And Chris would do lots of stuff in a bus
But Chris never did THAT♪ ♫
♫ The wheels on the bus go ’round and ’round. ♫
bump bump bump
♫ and another one rides the bus♪
bump bump bump
bump bump bump
♪ and another one rides the bus♫
I drive by the bus you drive everyday. It’s hilarious!!!
It’s like in the film
Ummmmm, yeah no, Dulli — it’s like lying in the road. Sideways. Dead….
Oh, i don’t think it’s dead, it’s just pretending to be dead!
We prefer the term “living impaired”, thankyouverymuch.
As Coroner you must tell us, you thoroughly examined bus, and it’s not only merely dead, it’s really most sincerely dead.
And do you represent the Lollipop Guild as well, PP?
… come to welcome you to munchies land.
Was it the cheese on the last fail?
Nah, just something in the Airstream.
Sounds like you’re a happy camper!
*wanders off mumbling about merry pranksters*
Wait! I was gonna make a fire and roast marshmallows and sing songs!
Wait, I can do this.
*puts it in drive*
*turns wheel all the way to the right*
*puts in reverse*
*turns wheel all the way to the right*
Almost there!!!
*puts it in drive*
*turns wheel all the way to the right*
*puts in reverse*
*sigh*
*Snickers*
Women drivers.
*takes the wheel*
*turns it all the way to the left*
*
safety**puts it in drive*
*moves half a foot*
*keeps wheel turned all the way to the left*
*puts in in reverse*
*moves back half a foot*
*repeats this process with the patience only a zombie could muster*
*takes the wheel from ZA*
*gives it to Jesus*
*waits to see what happens*
Jesus can’t drive he is stoned off his @ss.
Wait…
never mind that’s just the hippie in the back.
ROFL
Not going anywhere for a while?
*Snickers*
det er i norge jo:P
i det u er furreal.
nettop, så ka forvente du xP
I would really like to know how the bus got like that without hitting the rock wall or the side rail in the process.
They were conducting experiments in the town of Eureka when…
… the entire town experienced a mass transit hallucination …
…and robot monkeys from another galaxy showed up and began to…
…double dutch…
… explaining why the Ghost Bussers double-crossed the rope — and rode the slipstream — to get to The Other Side.
Only because everyone else was too chicken.
(see below) They said so.
*smile* … been there, said that.
(Thought it seemed familiar when I was typing.)
You shall not pass!
Fly you fools!
Hey, we’re not all like Dragon!!!
I make it a hobbit to help out my peeps when I can.
*lends Leila a wing*
^ … but she’s also a frequent frier.
…and you can’t thigh her down.
… cuz we’re two chicken.
That’s finger licking good.
*stays a breast of the situation*
Make a wish!
*wonders how she got turned into a chicken*
Oh yeah…there’s a witch on this fail!!
I’m sure she’s spell-binding.
She turned me into a newt!
What wizardry is this?! Dragon’s not the chick-ee, she’s the blessed frier.
I fear we have a mass transitive problem.
♫♪ It’s a kind of magic ♫♪
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Bus.
There’s a bomb on the bus. It goes off if the angle between bus and road goes below 50 degrees.
Yes we Keanu!
Whoa.
Excellent.
Totally.
It was on a video where the driver tried to turn back on that bridge, btw he succeed, it was a part of some TV show or something like that.
Prove it!
Link or it didn’t happen.
frak
that goes like more to the left
not answering you but the person who saw it on TV or something
damned stout ) friday night you know here
)
double frak
i missed it the SECOND time
sorry about that
you know how this should look like
nevermind )
second that
i saw it somewhere like youtube
he did a 180 degree turn in something like under 5 minutes
back and forth
hangin rear wheels over the abyss (or whatever that is, a river of some kind) and going back and forth but he did it
it looked kinda scarry but … it’s doable (is that a word?)
Looks like he’s stuck between a rock and a hard place…
ive never seen a worst fake -.-
Have you ever seen grammar and punctuation? I didn’t think so.
Then you may need better glasses, cause this is no fake, it’s right out of a newspaper article about a car accident. The bus driver wanted to turn to take another road to avoid the accident holdup.
wedgie
*gives machello a wedgie*
*excuses himself to go fix a wardrobe malfunction.*
*takes another shot*
*hickup*
*throws back a shot*
*rests elbow on Dan’s shoulder*
*hic*
That’s no bus, it’s a hiccup truck.
The bus stops here, buster.
♫♪ I’ve got double vision ♫♪
Ok, I have a few things to say. I have tried to be nice and participate in the conversations and follow the rules and all you people do is treat anyone with a quilt like crap. Just because I am not on here so much that I find it necessary to create an avatar you people think I’m just a troll. So I’m done posting here, have fun “fail peep regulars”.
Come back! I was gonna make espresso!
I wasn’t “taking a shot” because of your comment machello. Yours was actually funny. I was “taking a shot for k’s comment calling it fake.
I just failed and didnt nest it properly.
Sorry guys, been a tough week. I should take a second and calm down before clicking the add comment button.
*Apologizes to all fail peeps for my outburst.*
Apology accepted, mach.
Yet another memo I apparently missed.
We were taking shots every time a troll posted.
*headdesk*
I bet YouTube doesn’t have to deal with this confusion…
I don’t think of you as a troll. Aw! Don’t get all defensive. Just because you don’t have an avatar it doesn’t automatically make you a troll. It’s what you post that determines it.
What’s wrong with my quilt? *cries*
Aja, you have the best quilt in the room. *squeeze*
*WIKsqueeze*
*pouts*
I tried to tell ya’….
I never learn…
Pffft! Everyone knows it’s a carpet tile. :p
Bus driver, Move That Bus!
don’t get too Extreme.
I’d move it, but I’m all Ty’d up.
Crash site, or bussed.
*busses Shadow*
*squeezesandneverletsgo*
*gaspforair*
*squeeze*
If you keep squeezing me that hard, LGB, I’m definitely going to end up bussed-ted.
That’s a gas!
“Hang on, lads; I’ve got a great idea.”
Now you know what to dog, bus-t a move.
That’s a maneuver? It doesn’t even look like much of a gesture.
He stopped short? That’s my move!
Not a fail. I’m from X and they always Y there and besides, it’s not very Z.
I feel better now (I just wanted everyone to drink).
*waves*
*gulp*
Opportunities for drunkenness arise on the next fail.
The trolls are feeding each other!
Hahaham this happended a couple of days ago in Norway! These polac drivers do really wierd stuff…
It gets worse. That yellow car on this side of the bus: ambulance. On the other side of the bus: car accident. True story.
Aaaand now I read the caption. I’m an idiot.
lol … You’re rsgumby, dammit!
That looks damned near impossible. So,… win?
This looks just like something I saw playing Burnout 3 last night….right before I T-boned a bus with a muscle car.
The news article about the incident
Yes? What about the news article about the incident?
I included a link to the news article, but it seems to be gone…
Thought it was a good idea, since someone claimed it was a fake.
Here’s the link to the news article.
dagbladet.no/2010/05/05/nyheter/innenriks/trafikkulykke/11597951/
I come from that place, or 10km away. Its “famous” for accidents/and high speeds. Have lost 2 friends there, and know of alot that has crashed there.
EPIC BUS FAIL MANEUVER.
This happend in Norway, near where I live. Rofl!
Title fail!!!! It says bus fail in the title, but the picture says “maneuver fail”
The paramedics had to crawl through the luggage space under the bus to get to the other side and run the last 100 metres to the crash site.. The bus ended up blocking the road for several hours before they managed to remove it… so much for trying to save time by to avoid being stuck in a queue cause of the car accident..
its easier to win if youre steal a bus and block youre opponents way
Somehow I think the bus spun trying to avoid the accident. Nobody intelligent enough to acquire a bus drivers license would attempt a three (or more) point on a road that narrow. Also the fact that the ambulances back door is open hints at the fact that either the accident is very close by or the bus itself is the accident.
Sørlandsekspressen?! LOL.
Think we can safely assume that the bus ‘was the accident’ scene that the ambulance (with back door open) responded to —- it clearly lost controll and skidded into this sideways position
to me it’s a win, cause those passengers all made it (except for a ticker issue maybe) … could have been a lot worse
No, you’re wrong. The ambulance had to stop there, and the ambulance guys had to crawl through the bus and then walk/run to the accident site.
The paramedics had to run to a car accident 300 meters away from the bus. The bus driver tried to turn the bus around because of the que line the car accident caused. The bus was stuck like that for many hours blocking all traffic.
he bus wanted to slide through the curve!
NORWAY!
it was a car crash where a person died acctualy!
This was in Norway xD Read it in the news
Norway <3
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!?!?!?!?!??
The ultimate traffic stopper!!! Bus roadblock.
That’s in Norway, Norway rule
nORWEGIANS…………tee-hee
They should have put the picture from this article up…
http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article3639190.ece
… poor bus driver, they probably had a serious talk with him afterwards.
This is just like in the movie Speed. Except it’s different.
in norway you don’t stop the bus, the bus stops you
in soviet russia we don’t like norway jokes
lol cant u see its fotoshop?
HAHAH That’s in Norway
haha sørlandsexpressen!! that’s norway =p
that’s pretty impressive how he got all the way to being perpendicular to the road!