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kinky….
The Wee Willie Winky blindfold is a nice twist.
I don’t get this new need of posting youtube videos…
Especially when they’re both irrelevant and boring >_<
Wow, that is a long video. The prank isn’t really a fail, but the presentation of it is.
sorry *needs
Wow. That was incredibly lame. Prank Fail.
Paterkilla.
…and a catholic farter.
A *catholic* farter would know that that kind of thing is wrong and that is pure evil coming out the back of you.
Wouldn’t it be good, then? I mean, you’d be getting rid of the evil, right?
Releasing the demons
Wow! The biggest thread worm I ever saw.
Speaking of threads….
Wow! Big I saw the wormiest thread ever.
Well, you know what they say about big worms
Eel slip right in?
homage to the movie – The Human Centipede?
Blaaaaargh
That’s the second biggest perverted worm I’ve ever seen!
I don’t want to ask about the biggest, do I.
Yeah, you do.
*Sigh*
Okay.
*Asks*
Your face is the biggest perverted worm I’ve ever seen! BAM!
Now I know what did wrong the first two times. Again:
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I will not reply to my own moderated comment.
I will not reply to my own moderated comment.
I will not reply to my own moderated comment.
I… ah what the hell.
Oh Arthur! What have you done?
♫ Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!♫
chikky birdie
The inestimable Mr Eld…you are indeed priceless! *squeeeeze!*
Am I the biggest?
the biggest fail? yes
O.o No.
*squeeze*
That’s not a toy. It’s a perverted garden gnome. Or is it the caterpillar that’s perverted? I’m not sure anymore. My mind has been destroyed by failblog.org…..
And after watching the caterpillar come out, little Johnny never tried acid again.
*snork*
it’s bait to lure out the gerbil
Hamster surely.
I once met a woman wearing a dress that really did not suit her, my friend described her as a hamster trying to escape from a c0ndom.
hahaha! now there’s a funny picture!
It could be to lure them in too I suppose. I sometimes lie on the floor and hope they scurry in
clickie!
lol. Frist time in a while a youtube video made me smile.
And I DO know that lol means laughing out laud. I just never laugh out loud.
Perhaps it should be “James Joyce” the Hamster.
Granny I know you’ll appreciate this one…
*Clickie*
hahaha! what a romantic!
It shocks people so much to think of people in that sense in 1909. The only difference between then and now is that we’re honest about it.
Um…
and ew!
also, I probably wouldn’t do that with anyone who was sexually active in 1909
*queezy squeeze!*
Good point granny.
*shudders*
*Squeeze all peeps who clicked.*
There is just something off putting about the sex in the rear thing to me … I don’t understand it.
I just like joking about it, but not much attraction there for me either (promise!)
I understand why some people want to do it, but I’ve never felt inclined to try it. it’s just not my thing either.
tried it, hurts like hell (jokes) hahahaha
*Blames Judy*
I am not criticizing you … I hope you know I was just commenting on the subject. Don’t think that I was frowning upon you. Sorry if I made you feel that way.
*squeeze granny*
*squeeze Ferme*
Keep the comments coming.
Ah, so that’s where my but went.
That’s the trouble of typing above trackpads.
*shrug* well…when the bird and the bee are all… err nvm.
I personally think it’s a bit lame, not a fan, but if you refuse it means you don’t love him
Out of curiousity, I did watch a p0rn flick where the woman was having the rear thing done to her. It was not pretty.
Nothing wrong with the rear thing. lol
Naughty girl watching pr0n!
Hey, it could always be worse.
I will never eat a Chili Dog again.
LOL! where can I get this?
Jinx!
DVDA – now there’s something that’s not that pretty
@Leila… if watching p0rn analsecks helped form your thoughts, then I don’t blame you
♫Your life is spinning out of control…♫
Oh you mean the position…
Dr B’s a gentle sort of lad
byee!!
I was forced to watch the pr0n — tied and gagged and …. um … I’ve said too much.
*flees*
No no no I can’t fap to that!
*gcf squeeezes!* ciao!
*Collars Leila*
Bye GCF
that, and there was much more pubic hair in those days
I wouldn’t say there was more, I’d just say it was more concentrated.
Less than two billion->Lots of pubic hair
Nearing seven billion->Moderate pubic hair
See, 2,000,000,000L=6,706,993,152M
when you average it out, does that mean taking some from the really hairy people and giving it to the not so hairy people?
Consider it chairity.
thanks! I’m a bit broke in that department
Work blocky…..I may be relieved!
google Harry the hamster
Ahh him!
That’s a bait and switch
GOTCHA!!!!
*squeeze*
Wach out for the Pedopillar! Protect the young ones, make them wear belts!
I get it!!! In whatever country this thing was molded…Gnomes $h1t helpful worms. I want a gnome. Not from that country though…
What a sad life to never laugh out loud
Well, I may smile like a maniac, giggle too loud, or sometimes even let out a lough, but only a single at a time, and i dont count it laughing out loud. And, you can have fun without laughing, too much fun.
It’s a BUTTerfly larva!
nice!
Bravo!
… Love is all !
Indeed.
peek-a-poo!
Yikes! How long have you been in there!
long enough to care
and deep enough to mean it
That is two different things glued together–it doesn’t have a flat surface! I think someone is “fishing” for a failed toy….
like you would be able to sit properly after that
Our petite caterpillar is a grub
Either that or a Nymph-o
Reminds me of that little kid on Hanc0ck who said “Le petite assOle”.
*giggles, doesn’t why*
Fake!
This is two separate figures: the gnome and the caterpillar.
Notice the knees and feet of the gnome lifted off the ground. Normally this would be flat on the ground.
Somebody stood up the caterpillar and hooked one of his feet on the gnome’s pants and another on the shoe.
if you love something beautiful, crap it out
if it comes back it’s yours forever
It’s the crap-shag yoyo.
LOL! just don’t try “walk the dog” with it lest it bites the ankle
I think I saw this in a Modern Art museum somewhere
Looks like he has a little too much iron in his system.
Or cheese.
imagine walking into your child’s bedroom and seeing this scene
looking for love in all the wrong places
byeeee!
looks like he got dewormed
3 2 1
epic fail
now he haz a worm in his butt…
Looks like my boyfriend and me!
Who needs toilet paper when you got giant bottom-feeding caterpillars?
Oh bugger!
even if it is glued together to be a fail – the gnome/elf/thing with it’s pants down would be enough of a fail by itself – the ‘pillar is just o’vrkllr
Hey! My mom has one of these gnomes. She actually has the whole set of them.
Caterpie used “Pants Attack”
It’s super effective!
actually, I think that this is kinda cute, you know, in a non sexual kind of way?
Why? Just why?
This was definately done on purpose. O_O
RULE 34
How sad that even as a child, Andy Capp was getting knee-walking drunk.
so does NOBODY notice that it is two separate statues placed like that?
RAPE!
~Rule 34. No Exceptions.~
so does NOBODY notice that it is two separate statues placed like that?