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Now that’s lip service.
*goes into bad kung fu movie pose*
“grasshopper needs work”
*lips keep moving but no words are heard*
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Another fake fail on failblog, surprise, surprise. *rolleyes*
No, it’s:
*QUACK!*
Bark?
Eeeek!! A wee-squeaky mouse!
♫
in 
in 
in,
in
though the streams are swollen,
keep those t:roll:s
RAW MEAT! ♫
Awww, one didn’t work.
And you were on such a good
i’m a zombie slayer
The fake is a lie.
it’s real! i saw this on live tv! xD it’s a portuguese show…
lol on TVI =D
I just don’t understand how this is a fail. Is it the microphone?
What fake fail? This happened in my country! It happens all the time because here no one sings live. It’s always playback!
Oh, come on, not always.
*looks at Leila and notices something*
Hold on you seem to have something, right here…
*reaches up and pulls on a little tab, a word comes out of Leila’s mouth*
*looks at the word, face going pale, starts to shake*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
*runs away dropping the word*
*Leila picks it up and reads*
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
THUD!!!
Betcha can’t say hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia ten times fast.
Awright, I went and looked that word up, and boy was I surprised that it’s a real word! Also, it seems you guys misspelled it. It seems it’s actually hippopotomonstrosesquiPPedaliophobia. With two P’s between the qui and the eda.
And for those of you too damn lazy to look the word up, it (ironically) means “the fear of long words.”
*headdesk*
You’re new here aren’t you?
I thought it was a decent effort.
I just copy paste it from wiki. The first place I found it.
It is spelled both ways, I fear.
Ortographobia – fear of spelling mistakes.
lol …
That’s what we’ve been missing! Your phobias!
8)
Ha! I tried to post a phobia a few weeks ago (three times, mind you) and Bloggy ate every single one of them. So I gave up.
*drags his gory headstone over to Bloggy*
*returns with more gore dripping from it*
He either learned his lesson, or simply suffered from massive brain injury. Maybe both.
Could you thwack him again? He just ate a completely innocuous post about three times.
Testing…testing…
It seems I can’t post at all on the new fail. I’ve tried a dozen times and the blogmonster has eaten every post.
Did you try turning on your microphone?
Yup…AND I made sure it was plugged in.
Oh well. I guess I’ll just stay on this fail and play with myself.
I tested to see if it was a widespread thing.
It’s not. Apparently Bloggy has developed a taste for your comments. On that fail, it seems.
Who are you calling lazy?
You forgot the second “P” on the quipped part. Btw, that’s my favorite word XD
lol i do, its portuguese
hehehe
he’s from Brazil, and guess what? I’m as well…
Actually, he’s a Portuguese singing priest.
Loose lips synch … not.
Everything but the kitchen … wait for it…
…
synch!
…slips.
…Which is where the ships are moored. Perfect!
When he dropped the mic, I could read his lips saying, “Moops!”
Loose slips?
…How Freudian.
…If the slipper fits.
You get to slip your bonds and marry a prince?
Cry “I Do!” and let slip the dogs of war.
Who let the dogs of war out?? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Can all you can: it’s a real war job!
*does the cancan*
*Can not believe he has a sudden urge to visit Shoprite*
*is glad he’s not the only one*
lol…and he’s a portuguese priest!!!!!really!llllllllooooooooooollllllll
this is a freaking boring portuguese tv show…. it SUCKS
Lip Sync fail From portugal with love!
It’s easy to explain how is voice didnt failled.
That guy is a Portuguese Priest, i think is name is Father Miguel Borba. So when the micro fell God gave him a little help :p
Millie Vannillie have changed in appearance it seems.
Girl you know it’s true!
*removes ‘e’ and ‘n’ and another ‘e’ from Avis’ comment*
CONGRATS AIKI!!!!!
Yaaaaaaay!!! *makes with the confetti throwing*
Wooooooooo! *throws the confetti makers*
Belated congratulations for the fail you powered either last week or the week before, Moomin!
Yeah Moomin! Where were you?
*squeezes TM and NS and Avis and…everyone within reach*
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*overloads it*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover …*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
Congrats Aiki!
Woohoo Aiki!
*makes with the celebratin’*
YAY AIKI!!!
*pops champagne*
Yay! Champagne.
*grabs a glass*
*grabs a few bottles*
…for later.
What, you ran out of the last stash you sto…erm, I mean borrowed??
*salutes in jeep*
*leads parade of huge floats of Hobbes in various facial expressions and poses*
*jets perform fly by*
*scale model Tiger Tanks rumble behind floats*
*music, etc.*
*one tear streams down cheek dramatical like*
That’s…just beautiful BF!
*squeeze*
Nothing’s too good for our dear tiger chum!
*squeezeback*
Just don’t turn him into chum!!
Of course not! That’s what we do to the trolls.
*marches behind parade*
*throws popcorn to onlookers*
Woo-hoo, Aiki!
*marches behind Judy marching behind parade*
*chomps on stray thrown popcorn*
The view is better back here.
Yay, Aiki!
(Why is Judy throwing popcorn at people??)
I think it’s supposed to be kinda like throwing beads at a Mardi Gras parade.
I think.
But I wasn’t flashing anything this time!
LIES!!!
*shows FP some photos*
*points*
That one’s my favorite! But this one *motions* is probably her best side…
I’ll say!!
*waggle wiggles*
*points at popcorn stuck in, ahem, there, on Ms B AND Leila*
And I was being so careful.
*runsawaywithspeedyforce*
How in heck…
*runs with Ms B*
Not THERE you sillies…there!
*sends Ms. B and Leila to the naughty corner*
*joins them a moment later with more bottles of champagne and some munchies*
Oh…oooooooooooooh!!!! I was worried for a second there.
*goes to naughty corner*
*enjoys champagne and munchies*
*shares some chocolate chip cookies*
*brings in leftover corn chowder*
It turned out beautifully! Try some!
*tip toes over to the naughty corner and joines the naughty ones*
Yes, that makes much more sense than the hilarious explanation I was giving her the chance to make. :p
*shakes fist at bloggy*
*ahem*
Sowwy… what were you expecting to hear?
*squeeze*
With Judy, you just never know.
(There is always someone who will bend over to pick it up.)
(There is always someone who will b3nd 0ver to pick it up.)
(Thanks, gasman. *shakes fist*)
*Bends over verrrrry slowly*
*picks up one kernal of popcorn placing it to her red lips*
*scurries away*
You are so asking for it.
*can’t watch*
*wiggles*
*blows a kiss at ZA*
Are you kidding me? This…I will watch.
*waits*
*sets up the video camera*
This is SOOOOOOO going in the collection at DW’s!!
It loses all the fun when they like it.
*shrugs*
*wanders off*
*wanders into thread*
*sees goings on*
.
.
.
*grabs some of Judy’s popcorn and hunkers down next to Leila*
I’m with you…this should be highly entertaining.
*munchity-munchy-munch*
*She lifts her chin with a devilish grin as she moves towards the zombie with catlike grace, hips swaying with each step. She circles the undead thing slowly, biting her lower lip*
Keep it clean!
Or as clean as you can when the undead thing keeps dropping parts.
Calling my bluff are you? Fine, be that way.
*stares intently*
*Slides a chair over, slithering around him, she presses her body against his, pushing him forcefully into a seated position on the chair, lifing her leg, places her heel on his knee*
“hi”
Hi!
Oh, that’s just rigor mortis.
*considers wrapping himself in plastic so MM doesn’t get all messy*
*reconsiders, figuring she knows what she’s doing*
*leaves plastic nearby anyway – just in case*
*Smirks, straddling his lap, her hand on his shoulder as she grinds her hips against his deteriorating torso. Runs her fingers through his few strands of hair pushing his face to her chest.*
*drives-by thread*
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting you…
*Waves to LBG*
*LGB too*
♥
♪Kiss me undead♫
☼♥☼
Ooohh kaaaayyyyy …
*nibbles MM’s ear*
*restrains self before going too far*
If she changes her mind, anyone know where Abstract kept her stash of syrum?
If not, welcome my dear to the other side of the lawn.
As long as you didn’t break the skin.. I’m ok
If it’s popped, it’s because she’s generous & she knows they’re hungry.
If it’s unpopped, she might just be mean.
This comment now appears to be not a little suggestive, considering where it’s nested…
*giggles*
troppo sotto voce
è una problema?
* whispers: “è un problema, cara” *
Yay, Aiki!!!
*orange and black confettis fly everywhere*
*spits confetti out of mouth*
Congratulations, Aiki!
WOOOOOTY-WOO-HOO, AIKI!
*Tips hat to Aiki*
It’s times like these that I wish my work computer had speakers.
You really shouldn’t, not in this case at least. Be happy you couldn’t hear this!!
Your work computer has no speakers? Wow! NS and I are usually blocked from many ‘fun’ sites but at least we have speakers. You do, don’t you NS?
*sympathetic squeeze to CR*
Speakers do you no good when you hide behind the Great Firewall of NS’s employer.
It’s quite possible we work for the same FunNazi.
I (sort of) had a dream about you last night, Leila. I moved to Texas (so maybe it was more of a nightmare) — and my presence somehow stopped your work computers from functioning.
I have no idea.
THAT wasn’t supposed to happen.
Congratulations, Aiki!
He must have taken a lot of buffered aspirin before the performance.
Have none of you ever seen a crotchety man sing a duet before?
Eeeek, a singing trouser mouse!
Yeah, that was pretty amazing. I didn’t think that part of his body could sing.
And now for something useless.
Thanks, CR! Love that scene!
Wow!! How does he do that?
S’magic, sis…
The song in his heart didn’t quite match up with the microphone.
He looked like he was fondling himself. I was a little disturbed by that.
I am a bit relieved to hear that I’m not the only one who saw that!
Well, we do live in the gutter so I am pretty sure we aren’t the only ones.
Surely not.
I hope not.
It was to help him hit those high notes.
He thought it would be a more believable performance if he was as aggressive with his groin as Michael Jackson was, but they wouldn’t let him have an Uzi on stage.
The high notes you don’t sing are usually the hardest to hit.
Maybe the notes he was “singing” are too high in pitch for human ears to hear?
How long is that in dog ears?
He flopped as a tenor, now he’s an Alpo.
*turns up (not down — that would be dog-eared) the Basset …*
*ponders a moment …*
42!
GO PORTUGAL!
GO BORGA!
he’s a priest btw
Vicar Borga … what a comedian.
Inflationary potatoes?
That’s some phonetic punctuation I don’t want to hear.
Maybe you can just listen to some good opera. If she’d just keep her hands off the piano!
fiveplay!
had to be there
portugas, portugas…
your fame will spread out of Brazil and reach the world
soon everybody will be telling ‘Manoel’ and ‘Joaquim’ jokes
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
jk
Yeah, you brazilians really love to mess up with us. ^^
I know that TV channel. it’s from my country :s
it kinda sucks
The channel or the country?
Well, this actually happened down the street from me. I saw it with my own eyes!
I drive by it all the time. In fact, I am driving by it right now… LOL! LOL!!1
I was the one shouting “POTATO!” which made him drop the mic.
Yes?
The channel, not the country.
Kinda? Its sucks so hard, tvi is a fail
♪♫For what is this man, what has he got
If not a recording then he has not
To sing the things he doesn’t really truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows, he took the blows
And did it hiiiiis waaaaay♪♫
His way kinda sucks though.
Just sayin’.
Please note, HIS way sucks. NOT yours.
*squeeze*
Of course.
*squeezeback*
I was being satirical. I thought the ironic use of Frankie there would be humo(u)rous.
Did you see my clickie from yesterday (clickie!! clickie!!) and are you channeling him right now?
Whoa, reply fail.
Where do you want it?
*helps ZA hoist the reply to its rightful place*
We just need to kick it up a notch. BAM!
Plus it needs some pork fat…the food of love.
*drools*
Pork fat makes you drool Avis?
Yep! It’s a beautiful thing!
I will take your word for it!
Did you ever make that veggie sandwhich we talked about a while back? I haven’t.
Not yet, but I’m thinking I may have to make it sometime soon! My folks are always looking for new stuff for me to make for them.
What? no gahlic?
*throws in a ton of gahlic*
Doesn’t bother me none. I’m a rotter, but that doesn’t mean I suck.
*pat.pat*
It’s okay, zombieman. It’s happened to all of us at one time or another.
*snerk*
¡Viva Las Cabras!
This guy is a famous portuguese singer-priest, Priest Borga xD
So now he’s a famous lip sync priest then?
No, he really sings… But when it’s live they use playback. He’s a priest, he’s ‘famous’ for that.
How many years bad luck is that?
X = years of bad luck / by stupidity * years of ridicule
Two turnings of the tables.
Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that’s all – I didn’t expect a kind of Portuguese Inquisition.
No one ever ex-Beck’s a Lisbon Sync Fail!
Huffs!
This one is blocked.. I can’t enjoy the fail
*cries in the corner*
You aren’t missing anything, trust me!
It looks like the dude’s singing, until he fumbles the mic. He recovers nicely afterward though, but the spell is broken.
FAKE!!!
“This guy could be an amazing ventriloquist.” Very demotivational tortures our poor Avis once again and the disaster is salvaged by being powered by an old regular Aikiwaza, “Annnnd… BUSTED!”
Well, I don’t know how old Aikiwaza was or is currently. He might be fairly young for all I know. But he used to be a regular here.
Ok good. The gov blocks everything. bleh!
*shakes fist @ Obama*
Happy?
*checks*
Nope, didn’t work.
This is change I do not believe in.
“pshhhht”
^5′s L
Totally OT: I need input from my failpeeps on FB2 when you get a chance please.
You people just want me fired so you can play with me all day.
You’re right.That’s so not true!♪♫ I’m waiting for your call and I’m ready to take your Six six six in my heart♫♪
That’s Priest Borga LOOOOL He will be delighted to know he is here (famewhore that man!)
I guess publicity is publicity.
another Portugues FAIL,lol
Portugal is a treasure land for FAILs stuff, and a beautifull country AMEN Priest Borga
A ninja he is not.
This is the song that priests always sing to little boys before bedtime…
All around the mulberry bush?
I see a Lynch mob has gathered for the priest.
*Doesn’t like anyone who sings to alter boys*
♫♪ deep in prayer my cross to wear
i kneel upon the floor
temptations of a catholic priest aren’t easy to ignore
but i can not control myself
he rips my soul apart
for one small sheep among my flock has
stolen the shepherd’s heart ♫♪
once again a portuguese fail..
He pulled an Ashlee Simpson
Hoe-down time!
haha stupid portuguese
you stupid american
Proud of being Portuguese…
LOL então não sou só eu que neste momento quero queimar a bandeira em vergonha!
this was just one of those stupid portuguese morning shows made for the elderly people to watch, where the guests never actually sing…it’s always lip sync…There’s already another video on failblog of a similar fail on the same channel…it’s the one where the guy falls off the stage and the music continues as if he was singing
I thought this was gonna be Ashlee Simpson, but this was funnier! Maybe the whole Ashlee thing is played out.
It’s a portuguese priest. And yeah, this kind of morning shows in portugal suck a lot!!!
Well, maybe when you’re older, you’ll love them xD
tens razao. decadencia na televisão
Shouldn’t he be really singing?
His name is Father Borga. The combination between TVI and Father Borga is Miracolus
Just about all the comments on Fail Blog these days have absolutely nothing to do with the fail in question. Fail parents need to take their fail kids’ computer away. Anyhow, ah lip syncing… you never stop to humor me. It’s a shame that there are no real talented people these days. I could care less what they looked like or who they were. Just somebody who can actually SING.
Yeah I agree with the comments, it’s kind of annoying.
This guy enrages me to the point of ejaculation!!!!!!!!
Drop it like its hot.
Cameraman fail too. Why did they go straight to a shot of his gut?
Damn, that was a little obvious :\
The funniest thing is that the crowd doesn’t even realise what happened
its not a fake its a portuguese show called “você na tv” and yeah i had already noticed that all singers there do lip sync but really this was the final proof
Anyone else hear “grand douche”?
he is not singing in english,he is singing in portuguese
all he needs to do is hold onto the microphone. unfortunately for him [and now all of us] his microphone handling skills are trash.
hey a portuguese fail! (I’m portuguese!)