I hope that kid wanted to be an astronaut or pilot when he grew up.
my uncle trying to out-throw his baby to his brothers babies
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Wheeeeeee!!!!!! Higher!!!!
All good until the kids gets his neck broke off
He was just showing off how high he can throw.
All good things must go splat?
Fake.
the fakest thing I’ve ever seen on this website.
Nobody child cares.
Au pair us the details.
No child left…er… below?
Childrens do leap?
Another fake fail on failblog, surprise, surprise. *rolleyes*
Really Nathan? This is the fakest thing you have EVER SEEN on this web site? You’ve been reading, what, two days?
Super-shopped, you can see a big baby shaped sky-colored blotch right above the baby. I would laugh and not care if it wasn’t for the person who posted it claiming it is his uncle… weird.
I just don’t understand… even if they’d left the baby where the blue baby-shaped splodge is, it’d still be an awesome fail.
Fail fail?
Weeeeeeeeeeeee. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I agree – he still was the highest kid in the bunch – just one body length lower … that’s why dad’s eyes look the right direction…
of course as long as he catches as good as he throws – don’t think the Kid considers it a fail
“my uncle” tries to outthrow “his brothers”? wouldn’t that make the brothers the poster’s uncles too? unless, of course, he/she is making sh*t up…. but that wouldn’t happen.
1) Not necessarily. A parent’s sister’s husband is an uncle, but his brothers are not uncles.
2) Either way, what does that have to do with making things up?
“Right above the baby”? I see it under the baby. But perhaps you have good reasons to use your monitor turned upside-down.
splat
splish
Don’t end sentences with a preposition, at.
Oh my shopped
I thought buying babies was illegal.
bring them back NOW!!!
♪ I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. . . ♪
No return policy, sorry
Ouch, chili policy.
♪ Are you ready to be liberated
On this sad side city street?
Well the ribs have been freed from their cages –
I got freedom and my youth.
~ The Distillers, mostly
“Come back Ikaros!”
Or you’ll be Daedalus a doornail!
Best puns ever. Thank you for brightening my day.
Thanks, we try to Crete a sunny atmosphere.
The father flung his son too far,
the son flew, his sun too close.
How many of the other dads dropped their own kids because they were staring at the highest one in shock?
1, but the result was shopped-out.
I demand an explanation!
THis should be on awkwardfamilyphotos.com
“I can see my house from up here!”
I can’t…
Higher, dad, higher!
♪ Higher and higher baby,
It’s a living thing. . . ♪
actually a Stork does Carpet bombing.
rattle tat tat?
Clark Kent’s early years.
Scotty! Scotty! Scotty!
Phew!
Secret superman training camp.
How fun
It’s raining babies hallelujah it’s raining babies…
Damnit Butters, I’ve had It’s Raining Men in my head all day. I finally manage to forget that song and now I’ve read your post and it’s back. Damn you!!!
Wow, uh scary!
Don’t be afraid Arete, this is just nature. In this picture we observe evolution at work — basically, we gotta get rid of that stupid gene from the gene pool, so we throw it into orbit.
Great, another baby food recall from China.
Who knew helium was a cheap protein booster …
Whatever floats your boat…
What hover do you mean?
Nuttin’ really, PP — just trying to add a little levity to the situation…
We’re all glide you have such a positive attitude.
I can only hope no one ever gets soar at me here…
LGB LGB LGB!
Un-mmmmmmmmlf!
Thanks, Uggy!
Hey! LGB! I seem to have buggered up my facebook. Can you please re-add me? *hugsss
I’m glad she’s not soar. Wouldn’t want things to escalate.
PP PP PP
lol, peepee
I’m not sure I get your drift.
He has lofty goals, that Uggy…
Certainly got arise out of me.
He really knows how to lift people’s spirits…
Victory at any coast. That’s my motto!
Me, I’m just along for the ride…
We always knew you were a bit flighty.
this post is so fail, clearly fake
Definitely fake, but still funny.
A fail on FailBlog?!?!?! The nerve!
This one might give me nightmares.
*sigh*
*Checks the wainscotting*
I’ll go check the bannister!
*conferences with Wayne*
It’s fine.
Wainscotting … sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn’t it?
*taps wall*
No, that’s sheep you’ve got there!
Those must be some walls!!!
Excuse me, is the third test in here?
And now, for something completely different.
Headline news:
Wanted for armed robbery – Basil.
Farmers ambushed in pen.
Merino Ram in wages grab.
so fake
No it’s not. Everyone knows about the balloon boy copycat crime problem.
*nods*
guy1: *small grunt and throw*
guy2: *small grunt and gently tosses baby.*
guy4: *grunt and gives baby and gives baby a throw*
guy3: *AAAARRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUOOOHHHHGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! CHUCKS BABY AS HARD AS HE CAN IN THE AIR*
Thanks for narrating the video for those who cannot… wait … what the heck???
Bananas are good, sis. Bananas are good…
Indeed. I have yet to meet a fruit I don’t like.
That’s a grape attitude.
I prefer melon-choly.
Orange you gonna cheer up?
*raspberries*
*Waits for the banana splits show*
*waits with bro*
When does it start?
Could be awhile. We may need a place to sit down.
*Looks around for other little sis*
Excuse me, is this the Great Banana Dance Off? My boys here *gestures towards clones dressed as bananas in tuxedos and top hats* are ready to do some serious moves!
Oooooooooh! Someone dropped some serious internetz for this production.
*waves BF and his bananas in and points him to the stage*
Eeeeeeeeee!!! So exciting!!!!!!
*tackles Sis and sits on her*
*leaves a small space for bro*
*walks onto stage nervously with troupe of banana-clones*
*nods to conductor*
*music begins to play*
*the clones begin to tapdance*
*then they cossack dance*
*then break-dancing*
*then ballet*
*finale with acrobatics, firewforks and live animals*
*bows to standing audience*
Where’s the split?! I paid to see a Banana Split!
* hurriedly rushes back onto stage with troupe*
*performs the legendary Banana split to a variety of genres of music*
*bows again*
*Puts BFF clone bowing in his place*
Have a care my friend.
guy3: Safety
Shopping list for our mad libs today. Titled Things Not To Say Out Loud
3 – Nouns
1 – Proper Noun Plural
1 – Animal
1 – Plural Noun
2 – Verbs Ending in ‘ing’
2 – Adjectives1 – Name Of a Person
Name of Person – Engelbert Humperdinck.
You got comments from ZA and Judy on the previous fail, sis…
K. BRB!!
Wall-Wallet-Whale
Animal – a zombie horse named Pooka.
Animal – a mole wolf named Ham.
Animal – Yellow-bellied Sapsucker
Um … ZA took this one already sweets. *squeeze*
Here’s what we need.
1 – Proper Noun Plural
1 – Plural Noun
2 – Verbs Ending in ‘ing’
1 – Name Of a Person
AHEM!!! What we need is the following:
1 – Proper Noun Plural
1 – Plural Noun
2 – Verbs Ending in ‘ing’
Verb – sapsucking
Pl. noun = maracas
Verb – waiting.
Plural proper noun – Kennedys
Living or dead?
I don’t discriminate. *squeeze*
verb: walking
darn missed, Why did the customer have to come in.
so, what happened to the mad lib? i was looking forward to seeing the finished product.
ooh, nm. i found it!
Keep reading, it’s lower in the comments.
When it comes to their children, some parents get too competitive.
They’re starting training on the high jump awfully early nowadays.
I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but I hope I’m next in line for this ride.
… second to the right, and straight on till morning!
Third to the
safetyleft, and straight on till afternoon!You must be a young-un.
They invented a new sport.
The baby bounce? The brat splat? Juggling Junior? Tot throw?
Haha my first thought when I saw it… the Toddler Throw.
It dwarfs other tossing competitions.
The trick is in the catching, if you drop it you lose.
So does the ankle-biter.
Dance, Magic, Dance!
You remind me of the babe…
But it’s not fair!
*sticks lip out as far as possible*
*folds arms dramatically*
*pouts*
Is this the way to the Goblin CIty?
It’s so stimulating being your hat.
Turn back, Avis. Turn back before it’s too late.
You have no power over me!
Beware, Avis. I have been generous up ’til now. I can be cruel.
“You shouldn’t have been giving your children Fizzy Lifting Drinks! So you get nothing! Good day, sir!”
“But…”
“I SAID GOOD DAY!”
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
…gives it a little kick…
That’s more than half!
Isn’t that the kid who later invented Google Earth?
You made me laugh xD
I bet that moron is gonna sue gravity when the baby’s neck breaks off
ROTFLMAO!!!
Stupider things have happened!
Why is it considered as a fail ? They are pro babies, so babies win
Clay pigeon shooting >:)
♪If everybody had a 12-gauge,
and a surfboard too…♫
what comes up must come down…
SHOPPED!
And this is why we don’t give children Red Bull.
“Don’t be such a fly baby!”
“Anyone want a small float?”
Excellent wing shot, Dragon!
Thanks, Marius. I hate to see a child fly off the hand(le) like that.
*squeeze!*
Good thing they are out-of-doors. It is terrible when kids flip and hits the ceiling.
*Squeezes!*
This child may have Ups Syndrome.
Air male delivery.
What can brown do for you?
I can’t believe they’re dropping babies from planes without parachutes now!
Gotta catch them all!
You pay for 18 years – minimum.
It’s a life sentence, with a chance for parole in 18 years.
But these days, it’s likely to have time tacked on, for various reasons.
SHOPP’D!!
Things Not To Say Out Loud by Failpeeps
Who the hell told him that living at home with his pickle instead of getting his own baconlube and being a man was a good look?
Why does the guy in the ‘geek squad’ look like a little troll or something from Lord of the Kennedys?
Your zombie horse named Pooka is not cute and you shouldn’t be acting like it’s the next Gerber Pooka.
No, your E.T finger does not smell nice and it was a waste of money
No, I can’t spare any maracas, I’m broke too dammit!
Of course I want change, do you really think your service was worth more than Pooka?
I don’t care about lack of interest in the computer save for video games. You make too much damn money to stand around waiting instead of sapsucking
OMG! You look like Professor Engelbert Humperdinck in that tight ass outfit
You’re so short that I bet your head has more sense than you and it’s shiny
LOLZ @ E.T. Finger
That was my fav! I am not so sure about the rest of ‘em.
It was definitely the best one, thought anything that brings so much amusement can’t be a waste of money.
Jim was woefully unaware that “Bouncing baby boy” was just a term of endearment.
Gah! Misplaced comment syndrome!
*takes a picture of this and submits it to failblog*
*starts a fundraiser for MCS awareness and research*
jinx!
*buys stock in burn oinment*
*and hides*
*sigh*
Bukkit please?
Here, I use so many I have spare.
*crawls back under a bukkit*
Um…methinks you’re a tad unclear on how the whole “jinx” thingie works.
*phones in a pledge*
*pledges in a phone*
Call now! For just a few internets a day, your pledge can help make sure that no comment ever gets misplaced again.
Um, hello! Does it come in purple?
No, but it tastes like grandmas!
Hee! Hee!
A blast from the past.
I love you, you love me…
Rex vex!
Fate, faith
You and me
Love and pain.
Smells of Drew Barrymore?
(I know I know, ewww)
Smells like teen spirit.
Grungy.
And gooey.
*Snickers*
E.T. finger.
*Snickers*
Oh, look, Marius! You seem to have dropped your Snickers.
*Has a seat*
EEEEEEP!
*clamps hand over seat*
That one’s mine, mister! :p
Red handed.
Red faced.
Red herring!
*Points and scoots*
*claps hands*
Again! Again! Again!
Hahahahahaha
I think Leila’s List should be a our regular Monday thang
This is such a win photo!
shopped
Your face?
~Yes. They bought the babies online and are having them airmailed.~
It is little Sarah Palin: “Wow, I can see Russia from here!”
Russia see you back if see it long enough…
in Soviet Russia, baby throws you….
*runs*
Most brothers have drinking contests, but no! These guys had to throw babies!
Needless to say, I feel bad for the moms.
It’s criminal: their fraternity makes them drink ’til they throw up.
Ahh. Can’t wait to get to college.
Sorry I referred to you as MMM last week MGG. I don’t know what I was thinking.
It’s okay, Leila. To be honest, I already forgot about it.
Fake. It’s a cut & paste job. The baby’s been moved up a metre or two.
I do’t think so, my guess is they used Wingardium Leviosa on the baby.
Since you caught a glimpse of metre,
You’re filling in a ticket in a little white book?
It would be more believable if you could convert metre into inches/feet for me.
Fake. It’s a cut & paste job. The baby’s been moved up a yard or two.
If it really was cut and paste, part of the background would be missing. And plus, some guys really are stupid enough to throught their kids that high.
*facepalm*
*turns ‘throught’ into ‘throw’*
It’s the throught that counts.
Speaking of warped minds …
The words throw (“toss”) and throes (“suffer”) both come from the same root, the Old English word þrawan, meaning “to turn, twist, or writhe.” In Old English, however, the word actually more commonly used to mean “throw” was weorpan, from which we get the word “warp,” typically used now to mean “bend”, but carries some of it’s old meaning in the phrase “warp speed.”
I’m 14, uneducated, and kinda tired. Therefore, all those words made me get all confuzzled and junk. And you won’t like me when I get all confuzzled and junk. It gets ugly.
I wouldn’t say you’re uneducated, MGG — just a little…
wait for it…
…green! ba-da-bum-tish!
Just smile, say thank you, and try not to drive yourself nuts. This what I tend to do in real life, when faced with something I have no idea how to absorb.
Both your comment and LGB’s made me laugh uncontrolably (still am). I’m so glad I know funny people.
That is brægen onbēgnes.
Woops.
*changes clāþes*
A sāmgrēne brægen is a terrible thing to strȳndan.
(It’s not école-logical.)
*Wríehþ Dragon*
*Efenwríteð framlēce*
Oh yeah? Well, my kid can fly higher than yours! Beat that!
♫ Fly like an eagle
To the trees ♪
♪ Fly, robin fly.
Up, up to the sky. ♪
♪Blackbird fly,
into the light of a dark black night. ♪
♫ My kidthrow brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like, it’s higher than yours
Damn right, it’s higher than your’s
I could teach you but I have to charge ♫
*Snickers*
OT: Is it me or has the Train video vanished from the face of the blog?
Tectonic shift.
You pushed it off a cliff didn’t ya?
*nervous look*
*shifty eyes*
Er, N-no! That w-was, er…
*looks around for scapegoat*
*notices actual goat*
HIM!
*points accusingly and sprints away*
LIES!!!
*jumps up in fright*
WHERE?! Oh, I see! No, it really was that goat! Seriously! I mean, look at him! Those are the eyes of a scheming little devil! And isn’t that a smirk on his…er…lips?
The things you make me go and find.
Clickie!! Clickie!!
It’s still there, just before the Personal Space Fail. It got moved for one reason or another.
Ah, thanks. I was a little confused for a moment. I wonder why it got bumped down…I SMELL A CONSPIRACY!
Mmmm…. bacon!
Blech!!! See what you guys made me do?
Heeeeeeeee!!!
Mmmmmmmmm…. bacon!!!!!!!!!
*waves pocketwatch made of bacon in front of Leila*
You are feeling baaaconnnyyyy…baaaaaconnnnyyy…BAAAACONNNYYY!!!
The great train robbery?
did he die?
Did he fly?
Nah, he just forgot to fall.
Jump magic jump…
It’s just a little rapture practice.
lol … then falls seizure?
Who do I have to pay to stop the radio/internet from playing Rihanna’s Rude Boy?
*holds humongous wad of cash*
OT for LGB: I watched the new Sherlock Holmes over the weekend. Aren’t you proud of me? I feel like I have to give you a movie watching report every now and again.
Have you ever seen Tank Girl?
Yay, sis!
Yes, very proud of you. Now, if only I could get you to watch another certain movie that shall remain nameless…
Baby Chuck Norris decided that just because he went, didn’t mean he had to come back down.
went up* silly fat finger lol
If you suffer from fat finger syndrome, we have an excercise regime just for your fingers.
No, it’s not what you are thinking. Get your mind out of the gutter. Think rubber bands for strength training. Your fingers will be fit and just in time for summer!!! Order this product now!
How are we supposed to order anything without a number?
No, but most major credit cards are accepted. Call now! Hurry, while supplies last! They’re going fast! Don’t be the only breather on your block without one! What are you waiting for? Operators are standing by, CALL NOW!
But… There’s no… What about… Ugh!
*headdesks in frustration*
Oh, you want phone numbers and stuff.
How to Leave the Planet:
1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House—(202) 456-1414—to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don’t have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don’t have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it is vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
And don’t forget a towel.
Or a ShamWow, at the very least.
Those dads have high hopes.
I think they have got high.
*pouts*
Blogmonster ate my comment…
*wanders off*
Musta been a tasty one.
How goes it on FB2, zombieman?
Good question – haven’t looked since you caught me. Might get a chance tonight though.
Hmpf… it was a bit acerbic, but far less objectionable than about half of what makes it through the filters. Certainly it was devoid of anything a reasonable person would consider profanity.
From what I read at failpeeps, a certain synonym of “photo” or “picture” beginning with the letter “i” and any word containing part of that word angers the blogmonster. But, for the life of me, I can’t im@#$&* why…
It’s true, Bloggy finds ¡magination profane. Sometimes he eats too much though and barfs it back out. Other times, not so much.
Some guys just don’t know the meaning of “gentle…”
Who cares… Its just a baby
Obama cares! Insuring no children left in the wind.
Maybe this is a win, perhaps the babies were just dropped by pterodactyls
The kids name is Caution…His dad is just doing what he does best…
*Rimshot*
LMAO Floating Babies :O
This is real. I know.
.
.
I was the baby
..and we weren’t being thrown in the air by our fathers, we were being returned to our families from alien space ships.
Let me guess. You grew up to be the KFC sink bath girl.
baby one is amy weignburg, baby two is tim tebow, baby 3 was , and baby 4 is michael phelps, and baby 4, me, is the kfc sink bath girl.
the tests they gave us force us to display,, sentences structure incorrectly, and write,, numbers out of context
Naw, it’s the contents of the skull that causes that. The alien tests just make your butt hurt.
Are the flash-backs … painful for you?
Hope springs eternal.
Which one’s Hope?
*applauds*
Oh, well DONE!!!!
hee hee!
Thank you, thank you!
*curtsies daintily*
MUCH safer than bowing!
You taught me well, Avis! *squeeze*
Bloggy must be hungry.
Let’s try that again.
*squeeze*
Slightly OT:
I’m liking the overall greenish-blue look of the Recent Comments…
Have you been messing with the color of your screen, or have you just forgot your medication?
I think that she said that before I said a few things.
Yes.
~Really? That’s not vague at all.~
When given a choice, Fail Peeps ALWAYS answer yes…
Yes, yes it is!
Hmmmmm… I could use this to my advantage… Just don’t know how yet…
baby-shaped helium balloons: The latest craze.
V-ball pics
What’s the point of including photo-shopped photos? Kinda ruins the whole site really…
I have my doubts on this, but it’s still way funny.
an accidentied sentence, it is
Next up we have our baby throw competition.
It looks kinda fake to me, funny, but fake.
SHOPPED!!
Authenticity fail.
where is the fail ?
everyone ( Dad’s ) play with her child like that
( here in Germany )
ohhhhhhhhhhh
ok now i see it lol
“I got it I got it I got it…OH SH*T”
Kinda fake.
Up up and awayyyyyy! XD
“Can You Take Me Higher?” ♫
oooooooooooops!!
once neglect, always regretful!!!
Lol that’s funny.
But that’s nothing compared to my dad and his friends throwing me and the other kids in a game of catch when we where little.
Very fun!
Srsly — dude is pretty buff. He put that kid (looks 18-25 lbs) at least 18 feet in the air.
Nice. _Major_ quads. Dude does squats or somethin’.
“Ah, look at him! Ain’t he little? I’m gonna throw him up in the air. Here we go! (Whoa! Ahhhh!) Okay, okay, all right, okay, I got ya, I got ya. (Splat!) Oh, oh Margaret, I’m sorry. I lost him in the sun. Is there any turkey left?”
I cringe even when I look at the other dads in the pic.
My mom is a special ed teacher, and she told me that something like 40% of “special” people weren’t born that way… they were injured.
SOMEHOW.
After hearing that little statistic, I think this is a quadruple fail…
Wow, this is the most fake thing I’ve ever seen on this site.
…
…
uh…
This is my first time visiting the site.
Shopped, fo sho. Zoom in real close like and look around the baby
Those are JPEG artifacts. (Still probably shopped though.)
Exactly my thoughts! JPEG artifacts!
I wonder how the world would be if he’d managed to catch Bush Jnr.
greate music album cover lolll
I’ll add mine to this – FAKE PHOTO !!
I’m thinking of the steps leading up to this and how they had to coordinate it ahead of time and it just comes of super gay in my mind.. “hey guys do you want to all go out in my backyard and simultaneously toss our kids up in the air and get a pic of it? then after that we can call the sitter and all head back to my room, what you say?”
…who knows maybe they are a gay polygamous group who adopted.. they look a lil to related for that tho, don’t you think?….ew..I’m stopping now
In soviet russia 1 in every 4 babies can fly
hey dad… i see girl next door
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
whoops now thats a little too high
Let’s see how high our dogs can jump.
Shaycarl can beat this
that dad is just the one uper of the group
You remind me of the babe
Honey I ummm broke the kid…
hmm, lets see who can throw their baby the highest