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Oop, shouldn’t have had that stack of bran muffins for breakfast before I came to Douglas County.
first
been there done that
Ditto. For three days.
That’s what happens when you’ve suddenly become lactose-intolerant overnight and eat a whole medium sized pizza the next night.
i too have been there. food poisoning and flu. at the same time
Not allowed to shit, and especially not allowed to shit through your nose!
Oh no, Sneezefarts. Quarantine!
Ever sneezed so hard you crap yourself? Must happen a lot there.
Either that, or they need to lay off the ping pong balls.
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Brought to you by Pepto-Bismol.
Did you notice the company that makes that sign?
Yeah . . . who knew there was an International Association for Vomit and Feces Protection!
Douglas Country: When men are men and women are women and sick people are expected to swell up until they explode.
To be fair, you’d stay home if you felt that ill.
I, for one, welcome our Vomit and Feces Protection overlords.
Vomit and Feces Protection? What?
“International Association for Vomit and Feces Protection”
I never knew bodily fluids needed protection.
You learn something new everyday.
o_O
Awesome! I’ll put that sign next to Please Remove Shoes!
No puking and farting black balls at the same time?
“International Association for Vomit and Feces Protection”? REALLY?
… brb, there’s no way I can sleep tonight unless I find out whether that is a legitimate organization.
It’s not – at least not according to Google…
It’s even better when you notice that it is copyrighted to the “International Association for Vomit and Feces Protection.” Why does such a thing exist, and what kind of person joins something like that???
They wouldn’t get a sign unless somebody had done it.
Need… Mindbleach… NOW!!!
hahaha. Oh Omaha, you are so classy.
Thats what I did when our mayor made that deal screwing us over witht he new ball diamond. Oh Omaha indeed. Oh on another note I think this should be our new city logo hell its better then Rare well done.
…when you sick by both end…
i honestly hope this is from my local health department….anyone know which douglas county this might be?
Omaha, NE. I took this photo. Actually posted on a window by the entrance door. Too special.
It’s at the Crescent Moon in Omaha. It’s a modified sneeze guard warning sticker.
damn…was hoping for Douglas County, KS
Is this sticker also by the entrance of the Crescent Moon? Because I saw this sticker on the mirror in the men’s room.
Yeah, it’s by the door. I happened to look up and see it while I was eating, and I laughed clam chowder out through my nose, thereby breaking the rule mandated by the sticker.
Feces Protection??
I didn’t know vomit and feces needed protection.
So you’re not allowed to sneeze and fart circles?
I thought it meant ‘no speeches by Sarah Palin permitted here’
Then I think you would have to add a simultaneous queef to the picture.
Looks like a joke sign? (I hope…) Especially considering what it’s copyrighted to?
The awesome thing is that I reside in Douglas County, Minnesota.
Sure hope this sign is for us
Oh, wow. Anyone know where this was taken? I live in Douglas County, Colorado, and if the sign is here I now have one more reason to procrastinate on my homework.
I used to live in Douglas County Wisconsin, and if that sign is there then there is a good reason I can never go back.
we tried this website (the international association of vomit and feces protection) and it definitely does not work. this is an outrage. the world deserves to know. who will protect us against vomit and feces now?
It’s actually known as the Ministry for Poo and Spew.
As I read this, I am forbidden to both have a bowel movement and vomit simultaneously. I must therefore do these acts sequentially, in which case the international vomit association will be just fine with it.
Odd thing, actually… my old cat does that…
Gross, I know, but sadly true…
lol sneezefart
Dangit, knew I shouldn’t have gone for the extra-long string of anal beads…
0_0
I live in douglas county (it’s in colorado, south of denver.)
and it’s never happened, as far as I know
its says international vomit and feces foundation at the bottom haha
I REALLY try my best not to…. REALLY!
this is a photoshopped joke sticker done by a few friends and stuck up in a bar in Omaha, Nebraska (aka Douglas County Nebraska) Man, I can’t believe people thought this was real.
Dude, that happens. To me that means “don’t fart/sneeze”. That’s a very common thing, you know, like a huge sneeze, you block it, and boom.
The place that made the sign is the “International Association fro Vomit and Feces Protection”. That’s sad
Fart and sneeze at the same time? Small world….
DOUBLE SPREAD SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, does anyone else see what it says on the bottom there?
“International Association for Vomit and Feces Protection”
wtf?
Dang so now they won’t allow Ben-wa Balls !
I think the lesson here is not to put those ass-balls in your mouth or nose.