Ted: Chinese?
Barney: I don’t like Chinese.
Ted: Indian?
Barney: I just said I don’t like Chinese.
Ted: Indian isn’t Chinese.
Barney: Weird meat, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?
Ted: Mexican?
Barney: I just said I don’t like Chinese!
Wow your all idiots. i guess ur all from america ha? I can only makeout that much stupidity in your Country. hehehe… oh well i guess its true what they say about u americans.
dont worry though now u have obama hes gonna make things right for u.
Well he does appear to be a foreign firefighter in what looks to be a poor foreign country. So do you really expect him to be educated to do the job properly?
It looks like his tooth fell off as a result of the hose. If you look at his right ring finger, you can see something that resembles a tooth flying downward. At first I thought it was a ring, but upon closer examination, it looks like his tooth flying.
You mean sunglasses? Yeah, what were they thinking! how dare more than one person wear different styles of sunglasses in public at the same time! Talk about social faux pas!
Automatic demotion.
I sense the Force on you!
Did he DIE?!
*Aims a breech-loading rifle*
Jon, that’s a bit rude!
who the hell u talking to?
There was a comment right there! I swear!
right…..
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Stupid mexican fire departments
Why do so many asian people live near mexican fire departments, Sean?
Mexicans, Asians… They’re all the same, I guess.
:/
Ted: Chinese?
Barney: I don’t like Chinese.
Ted: Indian?
Barney: I just said I don’t like Chinese.
Ted: Indian isn’t Chinese.
Barney: Weird meat, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?
Ted: Mexican?
Barney: I just said I don’t like Chinese!
Great… you must be a lovely person….
I am, actually!
Obviously not Asian…Mexican seems correct.
Asians don’t grease back their hair as often.
some do lol
I’m guessing philipino, look at the people in the background.
woah, racism, shocked…
Dentition Fail!
^ incisive comment
*offers a Chinese fire drill*
Canine try that next?
1st
come back when you’ve learnt how to count
2nd
…. remixxx fail
hoser
Wow your all idiots. i guess ur all from america ha? I can only makeout that much stupidity in your Country. hehehe… oh well i guess its true what they say about u americans.
dont worry though now u have obama hes gonna make things right for u.
Oh the humiliation
The hose isn’t working? Here, let me look inside…hey what are you guys laughing at?
*turns on the faucet*
ouch, my face!!
That’ll give him something to chew on for awhile.
That explains his missing tooth- apparantly this wasn’t his first fail.
He had a similar incident with his waterpik the day before
haha 1st looser
You’re talking about his teeth, right?
*wiggles*
i hope you realize that u just spelled “looser” as in, “my pants are looser than they used to be” instead of loser….
He can still turn to shoot anyone who laughs with five liters a second, so he may be able to save himself
The people watching just look disappointed. This guy was their best hope. *sigh*
Or Secret Jedi Fail ?
And the fireboy becomes a fireman.
A bit prematurely if you ask me.
exjactly
I didn’t scroll all the way down at first and thought that it was a light saber, not a hose. :£
same here what the hell haha
Actually, this is an early prototype of the lightsaber. The first few of them had to have power cords to function correctly.
Did that fire hose punch out a few teeth?
And several hundred thousand brain cells that were too precious to lose.
More Like Couple Of Hundred
Hose Hose Hose Merry Xmas?
*goes back to bed*
*goes to their back in bed*
*goes in your bed*
If that blast hit him in the face, it must have really stung! His face would be sore for weeks.
Hey, Brian, does your face hurt?
*takes pictures for failblog*
Hey! My girlfriend makes the same face…..
The Universal Squirt Face?
Who needs a dentist?
As funny as the picture is, wouldn’t that strength of water be enough to kill you if it was any closer to your face?
I actually feel sympathy for the poor guy…hope he’s allright… Bros before Hose?
Finally a sexy firemen for our ladies on FB.
You should have gone to Specsavers.
I guess he didn’t put the lotion in the basket. Tsk!
*gets the joke*
Not fair. The helmet attacked him from behind.
What is Gilbert Gottfried doing with a fire hose in the first place?
“The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I’ve given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.” ~ Gilbert Gottried
Not funny.
There are actually 2 ninja firemen in this photo. (Hint: one is wearing a fireman’s hat)
Think this guy needs to go back and relearn how to use his hose.
Could not withstand the pressure
looks like gilbert godfried tried a new job
Don’t you see? He’s having fun !
i notice he has a tooth missing too
hope the fire hose didn’t knock it out on him…
My thought too. :s
Not a real fireman…. Hose between his legs and doesn’t know how to hold it….
Not a real man, eh?
how not to brush your teeth
*sigh*
Rookies.
Ooh, Firemen!
*swoons*
Wow, hes lucky he still got his face! (There’s a lot of pressure on that hose)
["That's what she said"-jokes are welcome]
Now he knows how his wife feels….when I stop by.
Well, I’m guessing his job was hosed.
Good luck in China.
Dentist Fail.
Anybody know if he lost the tooth before or after this happened? He could probably find it a couple streets away.
Hey ma, ya can counsil that appountment for the dentest
*Boom* Head shot
That’s not nice
The force is strong with this one.
What’s more of a fail? The water hitting his helmet off? Or is it his really bad teeth?
Well he does appear to be a foreign firefighter in what looks to be a poor foreign country. So do you really expect him to be educated to do the job properly?
He looked at the hole.
its looks like he came and try hold it in. xD
You mean “tried” to hold it in.
It looks like his tooth fell off as a result of the hose. If you look at his right ring finger, you can see something that resembles a tooth flying downward. At first I thought it was a ring, but upon closer examination, it looks like his tooth flying.
Teeth Fail.
off-topic: too many american racists, to little time to learn.
I hope you feel good about being a racist. DAMN AMERICAN FOOLS!
by the looks of that missing tooth i suspect this has happened to him before.
USE THE FORCE!
hehe I wonder where the water landed
Poor guy looks pretty freaked out. I hope he takes comfort in the joy he is giving us.
I prefer firemen who know how to handle their hose.
lol, he was going to commit suicide. He planned to stick the firehose up his nose, but it was turned on too early jk lol.
umm did any one elts notice that almos every one is wearing the same glasses?
You mean sunglasses? Yeah, what were they thinking! how dare more than one person wear different styles of sunglasses in public at the same time! Talk about social faux pas!
Looks like Lloyd Christmas joined the fire department.
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Utter Fail!