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Scary and wrong on so many levels…
I second this…with the second comment.
Just…ew to the point I want to actually read the article.
Yeah, me too. I want to know why “pregnant” is in quotation marks.
cause theyre using a donor egg
please don’t click my name.
Please don’t post then, you stupid spammer or whatever you are.
He’s german.
Most forum members find it hot when they see a young man making love to a beautiful sister, preferrably one that underaged.
But this is completely different.
what forums do you haunt moron? So we know to avoid them.
lol wtf this is so nasty omg like wtf
What an absolute freaking weirdo
No your wrong there using a surrogate mother which means she wont be pregnant some one else will carry the child …so wrong thow still
Because they’re having the baby through a surrogate.
Here’s an article: http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/article/-/7124792/im-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/
The reason it’s “pregnant” is because they’re using a surrogate.
And she thinks it’s okay because she read about “Genetic Sexual Attraction.” Probably on Wikipedia.
Genetic Sexual Attraction. See what Twilight has done to this world?
That makes no sense. Genetic Sexual Attraction is when people who are related find each other attractive. It usually occurs between relatives who didn’t grow up together and met later on in life.
What the hell does that have to do with Twilight?
I think they’re implying that Edward/Jacob/Bella are the products of inbreeding.
Oh! I thought they were talking about either falling for someone old enough to be your grandmother/father, or the fact that all the vampires are mates but are sort of brothers and sisters cos they live together.
To the first, I don’t give a toss about age in a relationship. To the second, shush, I haven’t got to that part yet.
Lol then you’re not reading at all are you.
…You really shouldn’t, actually.
No, I had just started the book when I wrote that. Now I’ve finished the first one. e_e
That is very much fiction. You can hear it in the way its written.
But I’m not synesthetic! I can’t detect fictitious writing in this manner.
… because the baby won’t be hers. She’ll just be helping to raise her great-grandchild (and sleeping with her grandson — but that’s an entirely different category of “wrong”).
I just hope they didn’t get the donor egg from his mom. XP
But yeah, barring that… the only people they’re hurting are themselves. Repulsive? Definitely. But not morally so, like the brother and sister in Germany who had to be sterilized by court order because they insisted on reproducing several times despite massive birth defects.
?!?
Nobody gets sterilized by court order in germany (anymore). 70 years ago: yes; but not nowadays
In China they don’t need a court order, it’s just the law, and thats today.
Actually, they don’t really sterilize people, they just restrict(ed) the amount of children they could have. And there are so many exceptions to that “one child rule” that they are probably repealing it soon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-child_policy
It was only enforced through fines on the offending couple.
but china isn’t germany, or is it?
China, Germany– it’s all the same landmass, so how much difference can there be?
Oh, just half the planet, really, moron. China’s about as far away as the USA. Besides that, the brother and sister were not “sentenced” to be sterilized. It’s not possible by our constitution. The brother went to prison for some time. I think they were adviced to at least get sterilized as all of their children were born disabled.
Once again @ Someone: Moron!
Your Sarcasm Detector seems to be broken
Germany…does not have our Constitution. Dumbass.
I have to agree. It’s effin gross. But as long as they don’t procreate. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. But none of my business. Ew.
The good news is that she put the mom up for adoption. Because I’m sure she would have messed her up REAL GOOD.
And just how do you think this new baby is gonna grow up?
I’m hoping (and assuming) that CPS will keep that from happening.
I’m not entirely sure they can do anything. The “father/grandson” older than the age of consent. The child will not truly be “hers”. But one can hope for legal interference.
and he’ll be singing “I’m my own Grandpa” til sunset
The Stupids! Yes!
why cant you just let them get on with it??? its not as if they are hurting you at all and if they are using a doner egg then they are not doing anything genetically dodgy either. so what gives you or anyone else any right to judge!?
Because they’re hurting the baby. This child is going to be all kinds of screwed up.
And you have a Ph. D. of psychology I assume?
Go back to watching Jerry Springer and leave people alone. I know people love to pretend they know when a kid will be messed up, but leave these predictions to the experts please.
Yeah, no. Only you are scared of old age.
“not even hot old”?
What, so if she didn’t look like a walnut covered in cotton wool it’d be marginally better?
The whole affair is ew.
you dont need a Ph.D in psychology to know that when (if) that kid goes to school, its gonna cop HELL from the other kids. hehe
CPS is corrupt! They aren’t “protecting” anyone, they are baby stealers! Look it up!
um.. they can’t procreate. at her age, she’s LONG past menopause.
His mom’s dead.
From what I heard both his parents are dead, so that wouldn’t be a problem.
They’re hurting the child too.
Even if it turns out fine with no birth defects, it’s still a terrible way to raise a child. Unless they never tell him/her that they are related… But even then, the child’s mother probably won’t be in his/her life for very long. It’s just bad no matter how you look at it.
Lol, I didn’t think about her age and how she can’t procreate, anyway….
ever heard of google?
because she is not really pregnant, she is going to lay an egg and then incubate it
WIN!!
No… It’s a frakin Epic fail!
I’m guessing there adopting a baby most likely. and she’s gonna help him with tough situations when he doesn’t know what to do.
uhh no, they’re using a surrogate actually. Not adopting.
Where adopting? Oh! There adopting. Moron.
“There adopting.”?
They’re adopting.
Don’t go throwing stones until you check whether you live in a glass house.
Thank you for throwing rubber balls at his bunker. You are stacking fail so high it’ll fall over.
I have a feeling it’s in quotation marks cause she’s 72 years old and ”pregnant”… I still wanna read the article and find out though…
The baby isn’t genetically hers, hey used an egg donor/surrogate…
Still, this is so very wrong!
She told him she had been through menopause, so he thought it was safe.
Grandma noooo
lol – reference win?
He misspelled nonos.
*nom nom
more like humanity fail…
*shudder*.
Don’t be too vigorous, Doc, she’s getting on yanno.
Coulda widder shudder?
That’s just all widdershins.
This runs counter to all of societies morals.
A lot of things that used to run counter to societies morals or are prohibited in the Bible are becoming normalized.
Soon we’ll be bigots for finding this relationship disgusting.
Just sayin’. Not hatin’.
My comment, while true, was also part of a pun run. And no, I do not for one instant think that Grandmother to Grandson relationship (sexual in nature) will EVER be acceptable. There are also plenty of things in the Bible that were considered normal that are now looked upon as icky. Just sayin’. Not hatin’
Boy did I pick a great time to pop on the intertubes. Nice one Avis!! Buhzinga!!!Did I mention I’m drunk? Woot woot, drunken Starfish.
Beer or spirits? I’m going with beer, myself.
Sorry for messing up the pun run!! Oops!
Good answer, BTW, Avis. : )
Like this one?
1 Timothy chapter 2: “I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent.”
Or shall I be afraid that you, DITH, will kill me?
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
yeah thats good ol christian love for ya
Actually, that’s in the old testament, which means it’s part of the Torah. So that’s good ol’ Jewish love for ya. The New testament is where God Stopped being a Badass and killing huge amounts of bad guys and started spreading the love. Just sayin’.
You have nothing to fear from me, lol.
This verse applies to Israel at a time when they were turned aside to idolatry and had lots of problems as a result. As someone who isn’t part of the tribe of Israel during those times, you have nothing to fear. They covenanted with God and, in their own way, put out from among them any who would keep them from wholehearted devotion as a people.
As a modern day Christian, I pray for people, love them, and serve them. <3 I particularly have a fondness for you, AE.
Micah 6:8 (NIV) "He has showed you, O man, what is good. And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God."
God doesn’t exist.
Who asked your opinion? Let people believe what they want to believe. That’s a fundamental tenant of Christianity. Have the courtesy to return the favour.
And if Greg choose to say he doesn’t believe in God, who are you to tell him he isn’t allowed to say so?
How about you at least try to practice what you preach?
I am. I’m not saying that he shouldn’t believe that. I’m just saying he shouldn’t say it when it isn’t relevant in the slightest, just like morons shouldn’t go around saying “Join Christianity! SAVE YOUR SOUL!” all day long to people who generally don’t care. All he said was “God doesn’t exist”. I call arrogant idiot or troll. Take your pick.
Like much of the Bible, the Apostle Paul was speaking to a particular audience at a particular time. You have to look at the culture and circumstances surrounding his statement in 1 Tim 2.
Whether this applies to our time is up to the individual’s conscience as there are many different opinions. You are free to go to the church (or no church) of your own choosing.
Hmm. If
“Whether this applies to our time is up to the individual’s conscience as there are many different opinions”
then what did you mean by
“A lot of things that used to run counter to societies morals or are prohibited in the Bible are becoming normalized”?
And btw: the first qoute I randomly picked after a quick search is extremely sexist. How come you label that a matter of opinion? I think in the West equal rights for women are in no way a matter of opinion; they are pillars of our civilization.
Who says women don’t have equal rights?
How churches conduct business within their own membership is their own business, last time I checked.
I quoted “I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent” and you replied “Whether this applies to our time is up to the individual’s conscience as there are many different opinions.”
And I didn’t mention any churches.
actually most of the verses in the Bible referring to that are in the context of the fact that jewish women at the time were traditionally not educated in higher religious matters, so it was requested that they refrain from asking questions during the service (and thus repeatedly disturbing it) and have things cleared up later. Also, because of not having this education, it would obviously be impractical to have women teaching in the church.
Still a reflexion of sexism, to be sure, but not nearly as strong as the verse might imply without the historical context
Turning back the clock won’t make this any better.
Uhh but moving it ahead might end this tragedy sooner.
I SECOND that.
she’s a hotty
jerry springer in the digital age?
Grandma, what big electral complexes you have!
Oedipal wrecks.
Changeling, do you happen to have a 1916-D Mercury dime?
Sorry, no Denver nugget, Yankee.
JD’s a Tiger now though.
Geez, I try to spark a little convo with you and you falsely accuse Damon of being on the Yankees. I really don’t know anyone who managed to obtain that kind, so I was just curious.
Sorry … pinstripes, tiger stripes … I’ve lost track of Damon since he stripped his sox.
FAIL doesn’t even begin to describe this.
What we’ve got here is a case of Springtime for Hitler, in which you fail at failing. And that ain’t no double negative.
Might wanna slap a Cake Eater label on the kid, too….
And a Cake Baker one on the cutie.
So, if they get married, will the wedding march be “I’m My Own Grandpa”?
Oh my goodness, I thought of that song when I saw this.
Anyone else notice the odd ‘pregnant’?
When you put ‘emphasis’ on random ‘words’ usually it ’causes’ confusion.
Yes, like how she has his baby in her ‘uterus’ while it ‘gestates’?
That’s because they’re using a surrogate and donor egg, which is explained in the article.
What you did not use ‘emphasis’ thingys in your sentence.LOL
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Mmm, GMILF
That’s no Cougar, that’s a Mellencamp!
Oedipus 2.0- “this time he wants Granny”
HAHAHA – this comment is WIN.
*blaaarrrrrrrrggggggg*
There’s no way she gagged.
No Pearl necklace?
*ick*
Correct fuzz, but I didn’t know she could get pregnant orally.
I guess it’s not just another old wives’ tale.
Well, as I’m sure you know, DrB, we get a surrogate when a sub is proffered a rogation, which means a “proposition” and is related to the root reg, as in “regal” and “rex,” as in “Oedipus,” and which rhymes with “retch”, meaning “to cough up and spit”, as in what a baby does.
There will NEVER be enough brain bleach to take away that image. OH GAWD.
Hunted down the news article. “Pregnant” means they hired a surrogate mother.
He’s his own grandpa.
Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a wider who was pretty as could be…
Man, I used to LOVE that song.
the baby’s “mom” will also be its great-grandma, and its father will also be its step-great-grandfather
an interesting family tree for kindergarten to say the least
sorta the child’s mom will actually be its great grandmother/child and the childs dad will be his/hers dad and nephew and the fther is his owns grandfather ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
So, so, so, sooooooo wrong… I actually gagged a couple times when the image of them… popped into my head.
Wouldn’t the child of his grandma being his also make him the father of his aunt/uncle? I got $5 that says if the kid isn’t born retarded due to her age, he/she/it is going to kill itself when it learns what it is the product of.
The thing that makes it even more messed up is he looks almost exactly like one of my friends from highschool.
Ah, ignore half of the middle paragraph. I just read the post about the surrogate mother.
I am still willing to bet the kid kills itself when it is old enough to learn how wrong it is.
Totally agree. I would not be able to live with that knowledge. Eww.
Simply great.
Actually, it is impossible for a 72 year old to be pregnant. They hired a surrogate mother, egg donor, all that stuff, so it’s not biologically a product of grandmother + grandson. She’s just raising it with her grandson and having a relationship with him
Umm, a 72-year-old woman cannot become pregnant. This must be fake.
Nope, read the article myself. It’s in either The Sun or The Star today, I forget which.
Who knows how they’re working this? Maybe they found a surrogate mother to carry their… yeah, I just grossed myself out there.
It’s not really as gross as you are probably thinking. They’re using a donor egg and a surrogate mother — so the child is not going to be a biological product of grandma + grandson. She will be raising her great-grandchild, which isn’t gross at all.
The fact that she’s allegedly boffing her grandson is icky — but the child’s genetic background isn’t icky.
Did that help?
They’re still allegedly boffing. I can’t really get past that. *shudders*
Yeah — I’m with you, there.
There is a getting past that?
*vomits*
Well — no. I’m just sayin’ it’s a WHOLE different kind of freaky than the woman being a biological mother to her own great-grandchild.
It’s coming from a surrogate. But a quick google search told me that the oldest woman to give birth was 69 yrs old. So… it is obviously not at all common for someone of that age to get knocked up, but it may be possible.
Will his child be his stepfather then?!? I’ve never been good with recursions…
No, I think because that’s his biological grandmother, the child will be his biological grandfather… and son. Pardon the dry explanation. I couldn’t come up with anything witty.
My brain is reeling, that is sooooooooo many shades of wrong!!!
nope, the child will be his half-uncle and son.
Ugh, I knew I’d get that wrong. Yes, half-uncle & son.
Don’t forget that if gma legally adopt baby it will also be his great-grandchild.
Also, genetically they are related, but in the eyes of the law, the “legal” relationship was severed at the adoption of his mother. But EWWWWWW if it’s true. (even if not true because somebody had to think this one up)
I had an instructor in college that had an intriguing way of explaining recursion. Think of looking in a mirror and seeing the reflection of another mirror behind you. The “tunnel” you see is recursion, each “layer” is another recursive call.
Or, to put it another way, think of going back in time and meeting your grandfather. If you get him killed you won’t be born, so you protect him by putting him in a house … on a nuclear test range. He dies, so you comfort your grandmother and one thing leads to another …
Just remember certain crew members can leave their heads behind to be recovered and reattached centuries later without problems.
YOU QUOTED FUTURAMA
I was thinking Star Trek: Next Generation personally for the missing head. And I was also thinking of a creepy sci fi story for the “being your own grandpa” portion.
No, the nuclear test range part indicates Futurama.
Seconded.
Although, now that I think about it, that part of Futurama probably WAS a reference to Data’s head.
♪ Grandma, we love you. Grandma, we do. ♪
Ewwwww the grandson has my last name! I hope we’re not related….he might come after me too. Ugh.
Fake. 72 is too old for pregnancy. I hope they made a heap of money with stupid people believing it!
It’s unlikely biologically, but age isn’t the issue here, as they have a surrogate.
Then what was the sex all about?
Was sex involved? Woah, I just vomited in my mouth a little…
*blaaarg*
grannycatflap?!
FINALLY an explanation that makes sense.
It may make sense, but it’s still a little gross.
Rohypnol about every evening is my guess.
Actually, no. The reason “pregnant” is in quotes is because they’re using a surrogate. Still so incredibly wrong.
So wrong
MIND BLEACH I need MIND BLEACH
*offers tubs of mind bleach*
*wanders off so as to not strike panic*
Gerontophilia
Thinks like this make my wish my brain was like an Etch-a-Sketch, and that if I shook my head hard enough it would all erase.
Funny you should say that, because if you shook your head violently enough it would erase like an Etch-A-Sketch.
It’s called a “stroke”.
Lots of people shake the head violently when they stroke!
(sorry
)
Neh, it’s called a “broken neck”. But it does erase everything, better than a stroke would.
WRONG. JUST PLAIN WRONG. BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLLL
ruh roh.
Wait, the grandson gave his mother up for adoption?
What was the hourly rate?
I’m glad someone else noticed this.
I love how it says little did she know, as if she somehow didn’t realise she had sex with the guy or something lol
gotta be fake… Right?
NO!!!!
I’m going back to play on the previous fail. I’d lose my voice quacking here, I fear.
Someone borked the blog!!!!
NS, how could you. Just because you didn’t like it doesn’t mean you should have gone and done that.
Ssssh – don’t tell anyone.
*nods*
*keeps mum about it*
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!
♪Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house we goooo!♪
Gee, thanks. That song will never mean the same thing again.
I didn’t think Zombies had Grannys.
Of course we do, we just eat them differently.
Variety meats are the spice of the living dead.
yeah you really went there…. *faints*
He’ll be the father of his father
Not even close.
maybe hes his step dad.
wow dude…when your parents bugged you to go visit your grandma, this isn’t what they had in mind…
Also a fail on using quotes properly. Is she actually pregnant, or just “pregnant” pregnant.
She’s not actually pregnant. The quotation marks are properly placed.
Gross as this may be, the picture is a misrepresentation. The two are using a surrogate mother
Huh? How may f*cking relatives does this guy have?
Not even Einstein could come up with an equation for this.
Yes he could, it would probably be something like this:
Son+Grandma=The Hills Have Eyes (or Deliverence)
But they are still allegedly boffing. That in and of itself is horribly wrong.
One of my posts has been deleted. Grrrrr.
Mine too. I think they were collateral damage.
Run child while you still can.
A 72-year-old being able to have kids? Something’s not right…
tHAT’S WHThat’s why some people call this a Menopause FAIL.
for some it’s an oedipus crisis, for others it’s an oedipus opportunity.
Really, it depends on what your mom’s like.
oh snap
I wonder if his dead mom was named Stacey?
win.
Tastes like grandma.
*snork*
*blaaaaarg*
And the FailBlog Diet still works!
*’likes’*
NOW we’re talkin’!
Change your name to grannycatflap and it will work AE for you.
wait, what?
That’s it. I have officially lost all faith in humanity!
Uh ohhh. So that leaves just beastiality?
Baaaaaaaa DrB..baaaaaaaa.
“Pearl was 18 (The Grandma) when she fell pregnant with daughter Lynette (The Mother of the Granny Boy Toy). She was living with her Catholic parents in Indiana and they insisted she give the baby away, so as not to bring the family into disrepute.”
Little did Pearl’s parents know they had set in motion one of the biggest self-rick-rolls of all time.
“Fell pregnant”, that phrase kills me every time. It’s like “whoops, I tripped, and now there’s a bun in the oven!”
Bird or bee?
WTF? The only thing that would make this story less horrific would be if they were going to sacrifice the baby to Satan after it’s birth. I see many years of therapy in this child’s future!
You Satanists have an odd notion of mitigation.
This should be titled “Menopause Fail” lol
This should be titled “EPIC FAIL“.
No! This a grandma WIN (because she gets to have sex, even toght she’s 71 and grandson FAIL ( because…well….he REALLY FAILED!!
Grandmas should be looking for sex ANYWHERE BUT their offspring. Or in this case her offspring’s offspring.
I second the EPIC FAIL, I don’t believe I have seen a fail that fails as much as this fail. Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
You’re being way too nice, it’s more like “OMGWTFBBQ EPIC FAIL”, but even that doesn’t come anything close.
Damm it! I failed (again)! She is 72….Sorry for the stupid error.
Well, there goes your ‘A’.
I bet their family tree looks really odd now.
haha, nice one!
So isnt this illegal or something?? At least it should be, cause this is very, very wrong…
But I cant blame him, she definitly is a hottie.
i just puked…
Hands shamwow to anon. You delivered the news you do the cleaning blues.LOL
……. My brain just tried to kill itself, but it’s too nauseous. New fail please, and a jumbo vat of mindbleach.
You are soooooo not alone in this.
Kinda Reminds me of Oedipus Rex… O_o
I remember it like it was yesterday… It all started with a sweater she knitted him…
Yeah, and to think we wondered what on earth the nipple holes were for.
So wrong on so many levels…
What? Like first base, second base…
Would have been meh even if it was real
It is never, of course. We are ridiculing and playing with a topic so abhorrent that it is farcical, and every tasteless comment highlights and ridicules the situation.
All the same, I wonder if she got him drunk first?
How drunk do you have to get before Granny starts to look good? 12-pack goggles wouldn’t do it, it would take more like keg goggles wouldn’t it?
Then how does she get him up?
Never mind, there are still things I don’t want to know.
Roofies. That or one or both of them are missing a few chromosomes.
*involuntary shudder* Okay, with the thought of being slipped a roofie, I just hit my limit on this one. I also just read the article which was a very bad move. These guys are flipping sick.
Oh dear God, whatever you do … don’t really think about it.
*mentally rocking in corner, chanting*
She’s not quite dead yet. She’s feeling better and thinks she’ll go for a walk.
Almost sounds like a Ray Stevens song…
What the F……….
What the friday?
In 18 years from now, that is going to be a really weird threesome…
When Grandma is what, 90 years old?
*vomits uncontrollably*
See? The FailBlog Diet DOES work. It’s just not all that healthy for the living or the dead.
*RIGL*
Except in good ole roman times.
It may have been practiced and even excepted, but it was still fail. Genetic diversity is always to be shrived for in order for the species to survive what is thrown at it.
To dumb that one down even more, screw everyone but your family.
*quickly replaces “excepted” with “accepted”*
*hopes no one noticed*
I saw nothing.
…*twitch*
Not even the “shrived”?
Bring me my bukkit.
*hands over the bukkit*
Keep it, I have MANY!
Meegwetch ZA for the history lesson. I remember in school watching all those films about the emperors. I found it very fascinating. The norm for one culture is not norm for another, why what has changed that and why when a family that has strong genetics cannot keep that blood line going?.
Maybe my bukkit experience was worse than I thought.
Genetic diversity = good.
Keep it in the family = bad.
Ignore the deformities that eventually crop up and think about plagues. Zombies prefer the living to the dead (fresh meat … mmmmmmm), so if a plague wiped everyone out because you felt like Granny (or Sis, or Ma …) was cute then my apocalypse won’t be any fun at all.
Are you trying to ruin my fun?
Confused, Pearl talked to a friend, who told her about an article she’d read on Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA), which occurs when close relatives meet as adults and are attracted to each other.
‘I could now understand my feelings and realise they weren’t wrong,’ Pearl says.
Nowadays, everything is okay.
*Barf*
html fail. sorry.
*squeeze!*
a squeeze!
*squeezes back*
My sister ex husband married his second cousin is that legal I guess , so is it right noooo.
One doesn’t have 1. the kind of relationship with a second cousin as with grandparent, and 2. kind of similar genetics (I think) so….it’s a little, weeell, smarmy, but not nearly like marrying a grandparent.
I thought it looked good italicized like that.
awwwwww
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
*squeezes for Kafleen and the rest*
a group squeeze!!
S{Avis and others}S <—– my brand of Squeeze
Ohai! Your avatar always gives me a warm fuzzy! {{{{ns}}}}}
It really gets pitiful when you read the article and see that the boy has a mommy hunger because he nursed his mother when she had cancer and she died and he was devastated. He needs intensive counseling, not marriage. I remember when I was 18. I cannot imagine any 70 year old putting up with my incredible ignorance and silliness. What a story. This is deeply disturbing and sad.
(donkey in honour of kafleen’s avatar ~ i love donkey)
article i read said boy was 26. did i read wrong?
i don’t think their relationship is a good idea, however: (1) at least they did not know each other while he was growing up; and (2) genetically the child will have gene diversity protection. i think though that as child grows (IF relationship lasts) it will be in for a very rough time from peers and community alike. sad.
♪…For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw.
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own Grandpa! ♪
Oh, please… they’re just trying to copy Futurama. ^_~
Even still… *retch!!*
Thanks for the reminder. That song is very appropriate.
I see that you do indeed know how to use that “shift” key. Next time, maybe you should try using them in all the appropriate places. Punctuation would be nice too.
♫
Here’s something to think about
Where would we be without nasty habits, nasty habits
Makes me want to scream and shout
Life would be so dull without nasty habits, nasty habits
All those naughty little things that we don’t discuss publicly
Nasty habits, nasty habits
♫
Once he made it through the cobwebs!
Can’t wait to see the fail babys
but isn’t it most of the times just actors pretending to be a mother/son or something or was it like real real?
Yes, I’m sure they were only actors, but the people renting it to watch are the ones that creep me out.
Oh, yes, sleeping with your direct genetic offspring is perfectly fine, just because it’s hot.
ZOMG an old woman having sex (because that’s the only reason you wouldn’t like it) – never!
You pretty much summed it up
omg where can I get that?
I didn’t read through all 200+ comments; I apologize if this is repeat. I have to wonder if the oldster KNEW that she was boinking her grandson. Did the young dude KNOW that the pie slice he was carving was his grandmother’s?? srsly……. ick, yuck and EWWWW!!
SICKEST SH** EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. Two Girls, One Cup where they were twins would be that. And I’m sure someone will come along to top even that.
Ok, several things.
First off. West Virginia?
72 – no way she’s pregnant.
In fact, she doesn’t look 72 at all, more like 62 (still unlikely to be pregnant).
WTF IS HE THINKING? I’d hit that – WITH A CROWBAR…
That would be awful even if she was not his grandmother…
So this guy is now his own grand stepfather, the stepfather of his mother, the great grand father of his child, the nephew of his kid and one sick freak…
She’s not carrying the child, and it’s not her egg. It’s his child and her great-grandchild. They aren’t married, so there’s no “step” relationships involved at all. She’s planning on raising the child, but biologically, it’s not HER child in any way.
Gives a new meaning to the saying “my old lady”. Gross!
Wow. I didn’t know Animal Planet was on failblog
I remember my Grandfather used to recit a poem ” I’m my own grandpa” while he milked the cows when I was little…
CAN’T…..GET…..IMAGE…..OUT OF……HEAD…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGG!!!
That’s a win!
Oh wait no, it’s wrong on all levels. Gross too.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! THE FU— EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
Just what I had in mind.
eeeeeeeewww
Oh my god!
vomits in mouth!!! 0_o
Menopauze win?
The baby is going to come out looking like Larry King with fins & gills
OED says “ORIGIN from Latin in- ‘not’ + castus ‘chaste’.”
I’d do her
This is wrong! She’s old enough to be his grandmother!
She is his grandmother.
That was a joke, Scarclaw…
Failing on the failblog Scarclaw, good job.
FAKE AND GAY
No, if it were gay, they’d be the same gender.
yeah, FAKE AND GAY.
the baby is going to have 4 arms and 3 ears
Yes, but will it have forearms?
No.
It’s a hoax everyone. I just feel bad for the people in the pictures
I know I have pictures where I’m hugging my grandma/pa that people could cruelly manipulate.
How do you know it’s a hoax?
GILF.
It is a fake. After an Internet search it shows that the couple live in New Zealand in one article, and then Indiana in another. Something smells fishy…and it’s not grandmas tuna casserole.
grandma LIVES in indiana. ARTICLE about relationship was from a New Zealand women’s magazine. the story has gone viral on the Internet. there is a lack of information concerning the origin of the story, dates, and place of residence. you just may turn out to be correct. time will tell.
this is wrong and weird on so many levels
Good luck to them. (And ew, but mostly good luck.)
Luke, I am your grandmother!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’s impossible!!!
Couldn’t find a date–could it have been published April 1 ??? If not Eeeeeuuu!!
I am convinced that only things that cause harm can ever be wrong.
So their sexual relationship is not wrong. Good for them for finding love.
But I am concerned about the stigma the child will face. Too bad our society gets all worked up about rules based on illogical or obsolete reasoning. If society truly treated everyone based on their own merits, there would be no problem here.
“illogical or obsolete reasoning”
Oh yeah, it’s illogical and obsolete not to make out with your own grandma and have children with her.
“only things that cause harm can ever be wrong”
This kind of thinking causes harm and it’s wrong. People should respect their own family. There are 7 billions of people on Earth, how could this man have sex with his own grandma? this is not wrong for you???
Lol and why do you care? Not enough Jerry Springer on TV? Your life is so dumb you need to look at what other people do?
The part about them having a child apart, if they want to have sex, then let them do it. It’s their problem, I don’t see how it concerns anyone else. We may not approve of it, but that doesn’t mean we can judge. Try enforcing your opinions on people when they actually mess with your life. If what they do only affects them, then leave them alone.
The fact that you care so much about what they do, even though it should not concern you, indicates serious emotional issues. Most likely one or both of your parents did something that traumatized you when you were a child. There was something in their behavior you could not accept, and now you feel the urge to judge people.
Whatever it was that bothered you that your parents did, you could not tell them so now you feel the urge to look at what other people do and tell them what you think of it.
See, deal with your issues and leave other people alone.
No, it’s not wrong to me.
You know what’s wrong to me? People who take a dump in a public bathroom and don’t flush. People with disgusting sweaty palms shaking my hand. People with screaming babies in what should be quiet places.
But people who have consensual sex with their adult family members in the privacy of their own bedrooms? Why would that be wrong? Who is hurt?
I can say I kind of agree, but don’t you think it’s a little over the edge to go public about it and actually expect the rest of the world to suddenly start being OK with something you know is controversial? In my opinion, that’s like exactly the opposite of the world trying to force something on you. Although I cannot and will not agree that doing your grandma is okay, I’m not a hater, so I don’t really have anything to say to them except: “You should have been a lot more secretive about it, at least.” You don’t need the world to know you’re happy if you truly are.
I think I just blew my funny fuse…
they could readopted his mother.
eauuuuuu
i wonder what jeremy kyle would think about this
This isn’t really so much “I’m my own grandpaw” as it is “Uncle Fud”.
I have just learned the value of the ‘Show only G-rated fails and Videos’ Button at the top of the page. . . Ick.
This is just… uck…. so gross…
I’m also surprised that any self respecting surrogate would take on this case! They must be paying well!
Do you think that he’s in this to get into her will as her grandson AND her lover? Double whammy!
Man, I don’t think I’m seeing this. I thing I need to drink a little bit more.
She did what to who? and for how much denture adhesive?
You know who I feel bad for. That guys actual mom, like, what if she was stilll alive? what would she say then?
No matter how you look at this, its just weird
Ha. Just because it has a scientific name and basis doesn’t make it ‘right’. So wrong!
jerry! jerry! jerry! jerry!
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Realize?
you spelled realise instead of realize you fail @ faking a fail
You fail at knowing there’s a world outside the borders of the USA.
This is so wrong.
And so frightening.
And just. EW!
Hmm. Extra-creepy Oedipus Rex?
Well, if you can’t keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family…
…No?
Wait… What exactly would the child be?
It be their son/daughter, but it would be the dad’s aunt/uncle at the same time, and for the mom it’d be their sister/brother but their grandchild at the same time.
WTF.
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7687/thereyagofamilytree.png
Family tree for ya. Not done quite right, but nonlinear trees are HARD.
Yeah, this is fake. Not even surrogates can be 72 years old, for one thing (the oldest woman ever to become pregnant was 70) but still, fun times!
Yes.
Fiction. It supposedly is in Indiana, USA, the only newspaper to report it is in New Zealand, and the American surrogate is quoted as calling the pair a “brilliant couple”. Not American usage, unless the two are both Mensa candidates. Definitely Weekly World News-caliber reporting.
Analysis WIN!
Oh god, I pity that poor kid when s/he has to do the “family tree” project in grade four.
That would make her child also her great grandchild Have fun explaining that to them when he or she is older. I have a feeling this will be on Opera sooner or later.
mmm, i don’t like Opera
a normal symphony would be better
Also, of course, if you believe the Bible, Adam and Eve are Biblical AND predate Egyptians and pagan beliefs.
this is going to get me in trouble, but i cannot resist.
God did NOT write the bible. There was no fax machine in heaven; no hand came down from the sky and applied ink to paper.
That does not mean the Bible is not a great book. it only means that well meaning men, who sincerely believed they were guided by God, created stories to impart knowledge and guidance to a largely illiterate group of fellow human beings. The Bible is not literal truth.
For those who disagree with me, so be it. Don’t change on my account.
Heresy and unpopular “rant” done. I’m going to resist answering ANYTHING posted in reply.
Looks like she’s gonna be making him more than milk and cookies.
Crazy peoples !
Q: Do you know why young men usually never have sex with old women?
A: Have *YOU* ever tried pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Grandma must really be really good in the sack for him to want a relationship. I’m talking Olympic Gymnast, Pole Dancing, JLo shaking her can kind of good. Because there are far better looking birds in NZ than that dodo.
Grandma must be proud. haha!
You yanks are so fckd up!!
Our hillbillys inherited it from the European royalty
And this is how Deliverence starts! I can hear the banjo already.
NO.
NONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
“im my own grandpa” flashes through my mind this is discusting. There’s that saying “what ever floats your boat” but if my grandma was floating my boat id kill myself.
This is so wrong.
So it never says who knocked Granny up in the first place to have this kid’s mom.
Family tradition, perhaps?
Probably from Burnley.
it’s obvious this dude can’t get a girl his own age. pathetic.
The kid will be his son/daughter and uncle/aunt at the same time! Seems like a win to me.
FREUD WIN!!
England = the new South
Please tell me this is fake? lol?
image what it was like to tell the mom…………………..
mom…grandma and i have some news for you……..
Well ladies and gentlemen, I think we can safely assume that this man is now his own Grandpa.
eww
How can you all think this is real?
First of all, she is pregnant? This has been addressed already, but there is NO way a 72 year old woman is pregnant at ALL (not even with donor eggs, her uterus cannot support a pregnancy post menopause)
Secondly, do you think the redneck trailer trash that they are would be willing to invest the time and money to have a surrogate? What surrogate mother would agree to such nonsense? And then she would not be pregnant at all, making the article a lie already.
Fake… but still funny.
Thank you for the good writeup. It in truth was once a leisure account it. Look complex to more introduced agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?