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Prepares the H.
her handwriting’s damn near illegible. I can barely read it =/
Not really sure…but I think this was proved to be a fake a few months back!
Ya. They got forensics in to check it out.
*struggles to hold in laughter*
Yeah, it’s shopped. Pixels, dude.
You realize it could be a crappy scan, right?
No Rashkavar, it’s definately fake.
*tears welling up from fighting back the laughter*
Should have been two things of lube.
Clearly fake. Anyone who buys Cheerios would NEVER buy corn flakes. Corn is teh evil!!1!!!1!!!
Great nickname, Himechan. Are you half-Jewish, half-Japanese? If so that is cooler than anything. If not… what the hell, still cool.
….. what?
“Hime” is “princess” in Japanese.
Why do you assume a female wrote it?
The handwriting style.
… only a few, only a few =\
smileys maybe ?
How do you know it was not a he? Looks like man’s handwriting. If I saw that I wouldn’t keep it and I’ll probalbly wash my hand 10 times. Don’t know where it’s been.
Walter is getting anal beads & a butt-plug… Well, that explains the Preparation H…
“She” is referring to Walter in the third person for any of the items for him and not for any of the items for “her”self. Coupled with the need for an XL cucumber and a strap-on, the author is a female.
Could be she’s busy wearing out the last of last weeks groceries?
What I want to know is . . . does this mean Buick is the favoured car of the uber-freak?
Speaking of H…clickie!!
LOL nice. I love Who’s Line Is It Anyway
this is my moment…..
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First!
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to fail
You’re FAILing yourself? That’s an achievement…
He’s being honest with himself
Honesty is usually the best policy.
nice nickname
You ride Zombie Horses?… you wouldn’t happen to be Catherine the Great come back from the dead, would you?
Back to topic, I don’t think anyone should write down their… ‘special’ shopping list on paper… gughgh….
I say that declaring your own fail may have just enough style points to revoke the original fail. Good job. ^_~
fail fio
Fail Ms. Wong
Why does Walter get all the fun stuff?
I’m a little concerned that Walter needs both Preparation H, AND a butt plug.
But I know next to nothing about such sex toys, so … *shrugs*
Must refresh, must refresh!!!
*tosses Bloggy another treat*
Awww, rejected.
Refresh early, refresh often.
Invites Avis over for a sex toy demonstration.
:p
I know BOB but that’s the extent of my knowledge too Avis.
I’m quite happy with my BOB, and my boyfriend, thanks all the same! I can go my whole life and be very content never encountering a butt plug IRL. In fact, I’ll avoid all things butt related. But that’s just me.
*sends Avis to the TMI corner* :p
I’m going to go with Avis. I have some questions…
I’m not the one who has the answers. TRUST ME!
I’ll bring my laptop and we’ll go to the Urban Dictionary and look up all KINDS of stuff. It’ll be fun!
I’ll make popcorn!
Can we put it up on a big screen?
Oh, lord. Give me strength!
perhaps endurance would be of better use?
MM’s all over this.
*eyes Garf*
*smrks*
I am SO crashing that party
Well, the use of a buttplug is likely to cause issues at some point.
the prep H might be because of the plugs. Poor Walter.
well he does need the XL large butt plug…perhaps thats the cause of his itchiness
That’s what made me peg it (lol) as fake, they’re trying too hard.
how carry all of this? inside a body?
nice idea to choice if it a win or fail
I saw the video
IT IS SICK! IT IS WRONG!
Owner: “Walter! *whistles* Here boy! No no, we will go for a walk later.”
Walter: “Woof?”
Walter must be the subbie.
This is just right up your alley isn’t it? What is a subbie?
a submissive
A submissive what? I know the word in dog world. Is it the same? Does he roll over so the other dogs will sniff his nonos?
He’s the slave. Probably in a Dom/sub relationship.
*adds to list to google submissive/slave, etc*
I am doing it to spare DW.
*smooch!*
Um…um….
Leila, please just Google and don’t make me have to break out the visual aids. :p
Ok…no visual aids. I will stop asking questions.
*squeeze*
GAH! Don’t do THAT!!
Your question are the highlight of my day.
*squeeze*
*quietly slips ‘s’ in DW’s post*
*squeeze*
*bukkits*
Don’t Google at work!
At least if you want to keep your job…
I wouldn’t dream of it!
Ohhh enough. We all dream of it, silly!
Whatever you do, don’t clickie!! clickie!!
Now how can you tell me that and not expect me to clickie the clickie!!! I did and it’s c0ck blocked.
Let me guess, you work with NS.
LOL!
Indeed.
Urban dictionary. Be thankful it’s blocked! That site is evil!
It’s an urban dictionary link to help clear up the definition of “subbie”.
Apparently it’s a term used in the construction industry for a subcontractor (though it probably has other meanings, I was reading fast…)
*wink*
*slaps forehead*
The “punished” one.
That sounds like a movie.
Like a cross between The Punisher and The Brave One??
I only saw The Punisher but I will say ‘yes’ to your question anyway. What do I win?
Hows about a cucumber?
And peanut butter!
I’ve made guys use a jar of peanut butter before. Creamy is best unless I am in a wicked mood. On cam.
The other things go without saying.
And where is the ginger I might ask???
Don’t even bring up figging, Avis will REALLY be confused!
That sounds positively horrible yet fun at the same time.
A sub-editor
A sub-editor.
Sorry, double post, my bad.
WIN
That’s quite the detailed list.
You bet!
And Walter will be well and truely de-tailed later on
Seems like it’s time to put reins on fake/made up stuff…
You are right. WALTER!!! You are NOT a gibbon! YES we can ♪do it like mammals♪ but get that damn monkey suit OFF!
Walter gets Prep-H AND a buttplug.
There’s a warning in there Walter.
I’d heed it were I you. No, were I you I wouldn’t be getting a buttplug, ball gag or a ball stretcher.
and it’s an XL buttplug. *cringes*
That’s what the Prep-H is for.
Can’t say i would ever try an XL one.
Nope!
Missing third option… Win/Fail or just plain scary!
Imagine being able to get all that in one store.
Pigs freckle. Imagine using up all that stuff in one week and having to re-stock!
Pigs freckle. lmagine using up all that stuff in one week and having to re-stock!
Cigarettes and analism? Fail!
Hamburger Helper is an automatic fail!
*pleh!*
*shudders*
Especially with Preparation H.
And, no potatoes, they must not be church-goin’ folk.
Maybe they live vicariously?
FAB CALLBACK, Admiral n Dragon!
*gives skeptikitteh a theng-kew scritch*
Hee!
*adds late scritches, too*
cucumber XL
Well…. I don’t think she wants an XL one to make salad… wink
*voms all over the blog*
Clean up in the fresh vegetable isle.
With one of those “silver bullets” and a cucumber, you can make your very own BOB. I saw it on “Real Sex”.
If you can’t quite close your hand around it, you know it’s XL. If it’s 10 inches long and you can’t quite close your hand around it, I know one person to whom it might belong.
Oh. Wait. You mean cucumbers.
So…to repeat Leila’s question…do you weigh it?
*flees*
You want me to do what with that?
Great scales there, Dee : P
I won’t even eat vegetables over 2 inches long.
When ya take them orally, you’re meant to chop them up, goof
Ewww…. ground beef? Are they serious?
*goes back in time*
*thinks of something more clever and less similar to DW’s Hamburger Helper post*
*posts it!*
*comes back to the present*
*refresh!*
*realizes that time-travel never works out like you think it will*
*pouts*
*Rubs ground beef all over xv*
Hiya!
*writhes in disgust*
Hiya Miss M!!
*continues writhing*
*gets bored with the drama and calmly washes off the ground beef*
*picks up the washed off beef and tries to reform it into a cow*
*fails*
What am I doing wrong here?
You’re missing the prime rib.
Naw, a little Trioxin 245 and it’ll be grazing like there’s no tomorrow.
“Carrots, celery, cucumber, X=l
”
Gives a whole new meaning to “tossing a salad” (Oo)
I just wonder if that’s for Walter?
I take it then, that you have never looked up “tossed salad” on Urban Dictionary, have you?
Yes I have, and I stand by the comment (until cornered by a moderater)
I think I even know what that means thanks to my demented friend.
Look it up when you get home. Have a bukkit handy though.
No need. I already know what it means.
*looks it up*
O_O
*bukkits*
You were warned!
Did Walter get a bugga-bite? I certainly didn’t give it to him…
FAKE and therefore FAIL
Hm… it does look handwritten.
I think you’re right. Someone clearly forged this.
*gets all hysterical and stuff*
I CAN SEE THE PIXELS!!!
*decides to have some lunch*
*won’t say who*
*lips quiver*
*nibbles*
Oops! Sorry!
I haven’t seen this much nomming of failpeeps since Abstract.
*raises eyebrow*
Oh, as if you would have resisted. :p
Teeheeheehee!
*squeeze*
The real fail is that they own a Buick.
Is Buick a nickname for Walter’s nonos?
I think Walter is the nickname for Miss Mutilator.
LoL – I’ll show you walter
*puts on the strapon n’ chases Garf*
Why did I have to open my mouth!
*hilarious sped-up scooby doo chase scene in and out of all the doors in the mansion*
*cue laughing machine*
*shakes my fist at Garf*
You’re suprisingly quick. Even with that… thing.
That’s quite a visual you’ve given us there!
I think Garf is asking for trouble.
I hope not, since they’re planning on filling it with gasoline.
Based on the list it seems that Walter likes everything put up in … the …, well, ya know.
Attic?
bum bum
Your ALL Vanilla! Save Missy there. I bet she’s a switch to boot.
I bet she isn’t.
ALL your vanilla are belong to us?
Of course. And then we put it in our coffee.
Mmmm…. vanilla coffee.
Chamberlan’s write – ewe awl OUR sew van Ella!
Well, he did spend some time in prison. You must get used to a certain way of doing things after a while.
Yeah Mummy, but it sucks when daddy gets his cell phone out at friends’ houses
And….who in their right mind would write a list like this and then post it?
FAKE, FAKE AND MORE FAKE.
NARFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
*QUACK*
kats, you are green with envy cuz your sex life just sucks!!!!!!
And again….you would assume that because???
You are green……. probably.
Love the
after Cucumber x 4.
One
I need to meet Walter!
He is in the hospital.
*snerk*
Extractions can be a pain in the ass!
LEILA!
I divorced Walter.
What’s with the bacon on cheezburger sites lately?
[HOMER] Mmm…. bacon cheeseburger. [/HOMER]
*adds Baconlube to the list*
No wonder Walter’s always so pissed off. This explains why all the other puppets are afraid of him.
Makes you wonder what Jeff has ‘Dunn’
I used to chase skirts all over the world, until I got to Scotland, and, Boy, was I surprised!
*LOL*
Walter’s a beast!
bye all.. have a good night!
*waves*
*casually picks an overlooked piece of ground beef out of his hair*
Bye Miss M!
Hmmmm… I wonder why Walter has hemorrhoids…
0.0
And I thought the jar was scary.
*suddenly has an urge to protect innocent eyes*
I wouldn’t go so far as to say innocent. I just haven’t been proven guilty…yet.
Me too! Keep BF and Jon away from here please.
MMM, go check out the fails from 4 years ago to present. They are fun.
MGG is about 14 or so. I think it might be too late to protect them all.
*sigh*
Eh. In all actuality, worse than this goes on at school. (And my mom says school is good for me.)
It is, it prepares you for adulthood.
Given these three voting options, the choice is very clear.
Agreed.
*votes*
*votes*
WTF? 44% for WIN? C’mon people, let the pigs fly and get the numbers up.
*flies in wearing “I voted” badge*
Woo, I never saw an orange, feathery pig before.
*hides*
Is “win” and” Bacon flavour” the same thing?
*wields a shellacked minnow menacingly*
49 20 6b 6e 6f 77 20 77 68 61 74 20 79 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 74 61 6c 6b 69 6e 67 20 61 62 6f 75 74
*puts a hex on Eagles*
Set of hex Allen keys would be nice!
Wow – did you copy and paste that from your ICHC post?
Bam!
Clicky for a translator. Just copy and paste into the box that says “Hex”, then click ‘Decode’.
You can use this site to encode text as binary etc also.
(sorry, I don’t like exclusivity)
^clicky
Can’t say I’ve not had similar lists…
Poor Walter, he doesn’t even get censored like the other names
*eyes explode*
*Hands two marble with blue centres to GBF4518*
Walter wouldn’t need Preparation H if Jeff Dunham wasn’t always putting his hand up there.
*bukkit*
I’m going to stop commenting during web meetings now.
You know what they say about great minds, sweetie.
*squeeze*
FAIL! They forgot to add banana lick.
Giggity!
FAIL. Hamburger Helper is disgusting.
This was found in a parking lot by someone from reddit.com
No, it was just reposted there from the Slog. Several people reported finding lists like this planted around Seattle, but this is the only one that got scanned and posted (as far as I know).
So yes, it’s a fake, and yes, I’m totally doing something like this around my town!
What, no cool whip?
Cool hwhip?
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
What are you talking about? I’m just saying Cool Hwhip. You can’t have a pie without Cool Hwhip. Pie tastes better with Cool Hwhip.
YOU’RE EATING HAIR!
It was bad enough when it was fake signs from some joker that moved the letters around. Now it’s just made up stuff written on paper… you guys have really started to put the fail in failblog.
*throws crackers at rich*
*combines that with bird seed*
*grins evilly*
*calls in feathered friends*
*plays O Fortuna on the sound system*
*calls in Alfred Hitchc0ck, scripts and a camera*
*plays Verdi’s Dies Irae as background music*
What about feathered eagles? *racks talons across rich’s head*
O fortuna si the song they played on the movies with charlie Sheen
starts with an “e”.
I bet if you write the management you can get your money back.
Looks like Walter is in for some fun tonight.
Forgot to mention that Buicks are fail also.
You also forgot to read the other comments, but thanks for that post all the same.
Fringetastic.
Did anyone else notice the smiley and the XL next to the cucumber… lol as if they didnt have enough butt play going on!
Not even when it was pointed out to us the few times before this!!
At this time, only 34% of us thought the lube should be bacon flavored.
I’m shocked.
Don’t look at me, I voted twice.
Me too!
Vote early, vote often!
Vote for Obama while you are at it.
Without hesitation — at least when he’s up for re-election.
I heart my president!
Me too also!!
It’s SO nice to be able to say that … and to be able to listen to the President speak on TV without having to fight the urge to throw something at the darn thing.
Yeah, I hear you! I like my TV, and anything I might throw at it would kill it. Not to mention that my salt and pepper shaker collection is dangerously close to the TV…
Salt & Pepper collection???
I keep voting, but I can only push it up to 35%. Why does 44% of the respondents think this sounds like a win anyway?
I keep voting, too. We’re making progress, ZA!
Total fail.
It’s spelled “macaroni.”
Seriously, people … spelling matters!
(And now I proofread this comment …)
Yea I’m not gonna read someones messy cursive, takes too long to try to figure out what the words are.
Big boy you are not!
I might be from the restaurant Big Boy. Are there still some of those restaurants around?
Yep! They still have them in the Cincinnati, Ohio area. Lots of big boys (and girls) there too, so it fits.
Still a bunch in L.A. too. New one in Pasadena!
Do they still have a fat boy holding a burger on the outside of the restaurant?
Indubitably!
Honestly, this was the first name that came to mind when adding my comment. It means nothing! Lol
And if BIGBOY means anything, you can considering it meaning I’m big, I’m a boy, but the bob part, it was another b, so I had to add it, it’s not my name or anything.
it’s a fail because he’s been so buttplugged he needs preperation h
It’s a fail because she’s buying cigarettes.
ew! hamburger helper!
Urban Dictionary has ruined my love of words, thanks guys Dx
:p
But fail or not, this is going to be a real interesting party xD
Urban Dictionary is not for the faint of heart. Or the weak stomached.
It’s not a fun place, but it’s a pretty useful resource for “vanilla” folks like me…
*wonders if he spent too much time studying math and science in high school and not enough time learning “urban” words*
I spent sooooo much time studying novels and words, but “urban” words.
Whatever you do, don’t look up the YouTube “Two girls, one cup” clip. If Urban Dictionary is too much for you.
I’m hip(?) enough to have heard of “Two girls…” and “goatse” too (DON’T look that up… I’m serious), but I’ve been lucky enough not to see either so far. I’ve read text descriptions of both and consider that sufficient for my cultural education. I *have* been Rickrolled once or twice, but honestly I’ve kinda started to enjoy it – I usually let the song play out…
♫ Never gonna give, never gonna give!! ♫
I may have to kill you for the earworm….
Awww… sorry.
The only way to cure it is to listen to the song all the way through… and if you don’t sing along you should at least tap your foot. Immediately afterwards listen to another song you know well and like better.
This will almost (maybe) certainly work, perhaps.
*fetches the handbasket*
Look — there are pretty silk flowers around the edge!
Ooohhh! Pretty!
*climbs in*
Let’s just say every single one of UD’s definitions has some sort of link to…rumpy-pumpy. That’s the phrase. I quite like it, actually, “rumpy-pumpy”.
I prefer to live ignorant of that one.
It’s just a harmless British term. Really not as bad as it sounds. I think.
I’m pretty sure Walter is some dude they have locked in their basement. Poor guy.
Nah, it’s just they guy that those girls are going to slip a mickey to later when the club is about to close…
Ohhhh raight! Hooos gunna be da Walter tonaght!???
At least we know why Walter needs the Preparation H.
BACON??? U gotta be!
Blurgh. I’ve had a REALLY long day. Anybody got any drinks?
*hands Ms B a drinkie*
More where that came from, sweets!
*squeeze*
Thanks, sweetie! You wanna make my dinner now?
*hopeful look*
*draws matching spatulas from apron belt and spins them ’round in an expert-type manner*
I’m on it!
*whips up a batch of Dragon-spiced sweet and spicy shrimp over al dente penne pasta with crusty garlic bread and English trifle soaked with rum for dessert*
*drool*
May I have a double portion of the entree & bread if I give someone else my dessert? Pretty pleeeeeease?
*looks hopeful … and hungry*
I have the bestest friends! Thanks so much, Dragon. I’ll take your dessert, NS.
Sorry kitteh, that dessert sounds too delightful to trade.
I’m not much for rum-soaked food. The shrimp, on the other paw, sounds divine.
It does sound yummy, doesn’t it?
Rum soaked sound just right for me tonight. I came back from a lovely, and much too filling, lunch to have my afternoon be intensely aggravating. Pleh.
Awww.
*gives Scotty a double helping of dessert*
Nightshayde, I have another dessert for those non-rum-loving folks.
*sets out a “Death by Chocolate” mousse with chantilly cream and raspberry coulis*
*droooooollllsssss*
Oooooh – now THAT, I can make room for.
Thanks, Dragon!
What your recipe for sweet and spicy shrimp DW?
I’m worried about the X-L cucumber. Poor cucumber.
Obvious Fail: “Preparation H for Walter” is followed by “Butt-plug for Walter (XL/Black)”.
I’m back, anybody still there?
I am! I’ll be at work for a while longer, yet.
Speaking of work… (OT grumble) — if they’re going to make me review multiple rounds of the same 97-page brochure, they could at least make the changes I’m telling them to make!!!
Nobody listens to you either? I thought it was just me.
Yay – I’m not alone!
I’m here, mostly. Sorta kinda. Maybe.
…Well, I’ve never claimed to be “all there” anyway.
*shakes fist at “them” on nightshayde’s behalf*
I can’t stay long, I desperately need a shower after being sprayed with beer
So did I miss anything?
There are people who have jobs where people listen to them? Wow!
*squeezes NS*
Yeah well the celebrations got cut short cause it started to rain
*Tries to looks outside can’t see anything until the thunder flashes*
Didn’t drink but got sprayed with beer
So far no food-poisoning but found a new bike
I’ve heard that beer is good for the hair — look on the bright side (between flashes of lightning).
Some one should really tell granny not to leave her shopping list lying around.
Granny Catflaps list would be much more terrifying.
my favorite part is that that cucumber has to be XL as well. i wonder if that is for walter also.
preparation-h? i think walter should rethink the XL butt-plug. the bum can only take so much punishment.
Poor michelle. Sorry, couldn’t help but read between the lines on that one.
YES PUT THAT GASOLINE IN TEH BUICK
hopefully there will be a new fail tonight?
yeah this fail has been plugged to death.
Maybe they dropped it on purpose
I would have sent it through a shredder first.
any dummy could have written this and say they found it….FAKE
Nooooo say it is’nt so…
XL black butt plug? I’d think that’s something you’d remember without a list, but maybe they’re trying to avoid an impulse buy.
did anyone else notice “butt plug for walter” and at the top of the list “preparation H for walter”
._.
NO!! Not at all!!
When Fringe goes horribly, horribly wrong.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one to make the Fringe connection.
Of course, Walter Bishop has some purely scientific reason for all of it, I’m sure. Or it’s for the cow.
walter wants an anal plug AND preparation H?
Damn right he does.
hahaha
That burns ouch!!!
that hurts
dont do that to ME
I think Walter needs to go easy on the extra large butt plug or he’ll be using prep H for a long time.
maybe if walter stopped using a butt plug he wouldnt need preparation H
Sorry guys and gals, but you failed… this is just stupid…
*unemployed bum awaites a beating, but kills all who strike *
Sorry if I offend you guys, but I won’t be around much longer. I’m going back to US military intel. Got laid off doing my best, but even the owner of my company got bought out because he was going under.
Sometimes it doesn’t mean jack if you can hack anything, in the US you’re job is outsourced and all I can do is say write virii or find another career. I’ve chosen both ..
Treating sex as normal instead of shameful is a win. Cigarettes are gross, though.
i call shenanigans on this one!!
One kinky family. I can’t help but wonder, if it’s real, who was given this list?
These things were Walter’s responsibility to purchase, i’m sure!
Fake or not, I am *so* going to start leaving shopping lists like this in carts at my local Asda/Walmart…..
First!!!!
uh i did a quick google search after i saw it was from seattle (i live there) and i saw a thriftway section in the list. which just so happens to be a mom and pop grocery store extreamly close to my house. and well “stans” is a sex shop in downtown burien… so that means these ass holes live fairly close to me.
…any neighbors named Walter that walk kind of funny and have a wife/girlfriend that drive a Buick?
Anyone that can post a translation of the note here? cant read that handwriting at all
This reminds me of a delivery sent to my husband by mistake….. there is no way he would have ever needed 6 Ball flasks.
“Err…I’m not sure! It must be by mistake, K@”
LOLOLOLOL
The parcel turned up at the studio, every one was there.
As we opened the mysterious, and very heavy package……Cue confused looks on almost everyones faces.
…..and my voice piping up from the corner, “why would anyone want a stainless steel butt plug that big”
Followed by the inevitable looks of realisation as to what the parcel contained……shock horror panic and much nausea followed quickly.
*laughing*
It’s like an iceberg. You’re only looking at 10%.
I’m wondering if there is one store where one can get all of these items in one place. Wal-Mart seems woefully insufficient, I would think.
i dont know why, but this reminded me of Pulp fiction
Walter=The Gimp
Heh – real life ‘bread, eggs, milk, squick’. Well, OK, the squick comes before the ‘bread, milk, eggs’, but I think someone (either the author of the list or me…) needs a break from TVTropes.
Greetings, brother!
I think its a fail because Walter is getting a butt plug and Preparation H.
Would it be better if he used the buttplug WITHOUT treating his ailment?
that’s a coincidence. I think its a fail because the person who wrote that uploaded it here five minutes later.
This isnt shopped, its an authentic forgery… If you look closely, the original handwriting and the handwriting that starts the sexual section,while close, are completely different… Take the capital “B” in Buick vs the “B” in Ballgag…. this is not the same person’s handwriting.
Who cares if it’s fake or not… it’s hilarious… and looks like one of our shopping lists.. lol
though many sick basterds voted for win…
ages 15+
This makes me so proud to be in Seattle.
Oh noes! Someone found my aunt Clarissa’s shopping list.
Shouldn’t it be a to-do list?
Am I seriously the only one who can’t read this?
This is worse than my English teacher’s handwriting and that’s saying a lot!
That’s because they write with proper cursive English, not the bastardized print you do.
My handwriting is just fine thank you.
Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick.
Clickie above.
I think thats going to be an interesting birthday party
Hello Seattle, (8) tutururum
HAHAHA Preparation H aaannnddd a butt plug for Walter!!! Anyone else notice the “XL” and “smiley face” next to cucumber as well?
Walter might need that Preparation H, if he didn’t insist on an XL cucumber.
Sorry, that would be “not” need.
No wonder Walter needs to preparation H
*the
Domonatrixes like lists of things for their slaves to do. They’re also particularly fond of making them buy embarassing things. It wouldn’t surprised me if Walter woke up to find this list taped to his face. There’s no reasont to think this list is a fail or a fake.
Ugh handwriting fail, it’s barley readable, and I though my writing is bad.
I love how Walter is getting Preparation H and a butt-plug.
That alone makes this a total & complete win.
What that fake!
butt plug FOR WALTER!!! WTF???
Looks like one of my shopping lists.
Walter must be the subbie.
good preparation for it.
Hamburger helper? Those sick bastards.
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Bonne continuation