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Is it really BJ worthy?
Ye, my alias is “The Throat Scratcher”…
so itchy!!!!
Granny, it would help if you stopped swallowing that itching powder.
Is that what they’re calling it now??
that and “shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree”
*squeeze*
ordinarily I love a good squeeze but I’m not sure if that squeeze was for me, or self administered!
your user name is epic….
Hey! There’s ponder!
How ya doin’, ponder?
Haven’t seen you in forever!
I’ll give this a good stroke
Hi, “The Throat Scratcher”. I’m “The Overlord”. To many “the”s on failblog now. Draw your weapon and prepare to dual to the death!
*Summons an army of minions… all in their jammies and drinking coffee*
Just so we’re clear … you are not my overlord and I forgive you for drinking my coffee.
*squeeze*
I’m only the overlord to people that sign the contract.
*Squeezes and gives apology coffee, the good stuff.*
Yum!!!
Thank you for the java.
I needed it.
*squeeze*
I’ve been squeezed 3 times today… does this make me an offical failpeep?
Oh btw MerQueen you owe me 5$ for the dry cleaning on my wrinkled cape :p
What?!
*Mumbles something about The Overlord being renamed to The Miser*
*Gets 5$ from his part of the loot*
Fine her you go, but don’t expect anymore squeezes from me then.
This fail has a lot of teeth.
hahaha hes from memphis tn!!
At lease he’s worthy of something.
But how much is a home that is BJ worthy, worth?
It depends on who sells it to you.
Some famous celebrity with the initials of B.J?
Get a room!
Lease? I thought the house was for sale?
*leaves as an unhappy customer*
*plans to sue*
Can I rent a lawyer for this kind of defense?
Isn’t that illegal?
They misspelled ‘Homies’?
Yes we do sell Homies.
In black, brown, white, yellow, green, pink, and canadian.
They also mispelled ‘Salad’.
It should read “Homies for salad”.
B.J. Worthy is probably related to that Lisa Spits from action news ;D
How is this the “worst name possible”?
This is an epic win!
I would think BJ UN-worthy would be worse
NO FAIL. Realtor name WIN.
well, depends on how B.J feels about giving BJs.
I don’t know, but when I hear that someone is worthy of something, it’s usually to receive it. So it’s a win.
now THAT is worth it.
no job too big or small
VISA and Mastercard accepted.
I don’t buy that.
well, BJ Worthy swallowed it
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
*shudders*
*nom nom nom nom* wat?
Bad manners!
*smacks Granny*
*and once more cause he likes it*
No talking with your mouth full
ouch! ooh! ow! eeee! ahhhh!
Careful, he likes it rough.
or it’s getting into your eyes!
What if I tell you it’s on sale?
Here, Ms B – I’ve even got a coupon you can use!
2 for 1?
Coupons?!?! GIMME!
Aaah, coupon… I misread it as ‘cup’.
Well as long as that cup doesn’t come with two girls.
And I thought I was talking to two girls.
*gets (a bit) nauseous*
Here’s some shamwow for you.
Two girls, one coupon?
A cat fight worth videotapeing.
Ahhh shucks I wish I was worthy
you’ve never had a blowy till you’ve had a blowy from a man
Tis better to give than to receive?
dunno, just heard that somewhere (I swear) hahahaha
Your not gay if you’re getting pay?
and only if you don’t push back
You always show up for the sex-related fails, granny…
*squeeze*
I can think of a few more adjectives to throw in there, sis…
*squeeze*
I know right? Going with her anywhere is like an adventure.
I’d prefer John Cullen as my Rexmark agent.
I want that to be my name in my next life.
Bad news. Your request to come back for another life has been revoked.
Now go live your current life to the fullest!!
Lousy!
Um…who are you calling lousy?
*starts to heat vat of baconlube*
Woa now! I just meant the situation. I know you don’t make the rules. It’s just a lousy situation is all…
Oh…well, my bad.
*turns stove off*
I think its a pretty epic name… although threesome worthy would be better
Didn’t work. One more try:
No. How about…
Damn.
*checks Arthur’s temperature*
You feeling ok there, sweetie?
*winces*
Is that the new way of taking temperatures now?
Apparently. I’m pleasantly surprised.
(I tried to embed a gif but was too dumb to do so.)
You’re trying to embed an !mage???? ARTHUR!!!
*squeeze*
I was just made aware that April is grilled cheese sandwich month.
Whaddafu? I never got the memo!
*walks away dejectedly*
I didn’t either. I mean, this is the last week.
There’s no way! I had like 4 grilled cheese sandwiches today!!! How nuts is that?! I had no idea. And no I’m not a monster. There’s no other food in my house and I don’t want to go shopping.
Wait… The whole month?
That’s a bit much, isn’t it?
Which day is Pirate Day?
He’s young, Leila. Unlimited appetite for grilled cheese.
But, why is he asking me for it?
Maybe if there wasn’t so much grilled cheese sammich-making going on, someone would have time to go shopping for food.
*nods in agreement with the Uggy-Boo*
*nods in agreement with Leila*
*nods in agreement with LGB*
Well, now that we’re all in agreement, what happens now?
Umm… hmm… let’s see…
naked time?
I would rather knit a hat.
I prefer naked time.
And I still have the makings of at least 3 more sammiches so the shopping can wait. It takes exactly 8 times the amount of energy to go shopping. I’m being efficient on energy. Think about what Al Gore tried to tell us about carbon and hockey sticks and stuff…
If it takes that little energy, maybe you’re doing it wrong?
Wait… who’s actually making the sammich!?!
Mayo or no mayo, Uggy?
Hmm, maybe mustard this time around?
*slathers*
Shouldn’t you be doing that in private?
LGB makes the best sammiches.
Leila might be right, you wouldn’t want to give away your secret recipe.
Ya! You can’t patent or copyright a recipe.
I don’t know how much more of the girls I can show…
Seriously, I’m in danger of a chest cold.
Hey, did you hear there was a small earthquake in Ohio today?
*stands proudly*
I take credit for it.
Garf, I do not think “grilled cheese sandwich” means what you think it means…
ACK!!!
*fleesWithFarAwayness*
Anybody want a peanut?
Is ‘peanut’ code for something Aja? I am just cautious today.
It’s peanuts.
That’s inconceivable!
I KNEW IT!!!!
please explain
*looks adorably cute while asking*
(I checked the failblog but couldn’t find anything)
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/02/10/head-or-tails/#comment-786516
*I’ll read it and catching up on my failblog lingo*
OH MY…. I just googled it!
I wish I could wash my mind!
Whatsamattayou!
Innocence is priceless, once lost it can never be found
Sure it can! Aisle 5, right behind the cookies.
now he tells me! after all we have been through.
Looks like he got more than he bargained for.
Narf!
QUACK!
*drums fingers on desk, patiently waiting for next fail*
*taps-out jaunty rhythym*
*toe taps can be heard in the cube farm*
*Peers at LGB over partition*
So… What’s the boss got you working on?
I’m stuck on small-time peripheral trades analysis…
You know what they say: How high can they go?
*loud guffaw*
*sigh*
Wanna get a drink?
It’s only 10:00 in the morning!
Hey! Cut it out with the noise, I am trying to nap…erm, work here!!!! Yeah, work.
This is a win!
No joke – there’s a realtor in my town whose name is B. J. Kramps… Proudly displayed on a billboard. I laugh every time I pass it.
Bah…I feel so fail.
Why you ask?
I dont get it D=
Is that like Elaine from Seinfeld?
Spongeworthy?
Is Failblog this starved for content?
HURRR B.J. STANDS FOR BLOW JOB SO FANNY.
The fact that anyone would laugh at this is pathetic.
CAUTION!!! Enemy troll spotted!!
HUGE WIN!
more like a win
er… sucks to be him? (or… not.)
God in heaven what if she’s a girl?!
that and “shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree”
more like a win