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Academic Excellence is the name of the school.
*blink.blink*
It’s too legit to quit.
Who doesn’t want free candy on the way to school?
Can’t touch this.
I sure we can hammer this out.
I MC-ing where this is going.
Please don’t hurt ‘em?
Pedo Bear U.?
Get on the back of the bus kids.
full of hillbilly calfs, too
I think that I saw this once…if it wasn’t a crappy mountain road in middle of nowhere I would have gotten a picture
You hop on instead?
Oh gawd! Please tell me that is NOT a TX license. Lie to me if you must.
That is NOT a TX license.
*squeeze*
Don’t mess with taking license with Texas.
Everyone signed the petition to let Mexico have Texas.
So I won’t be messing with it much longer.
The thing is: The Mexicans also signed a petition, to declare Texas a weapon of mass-destruction and get it banned by the UN.
Now get me a taco!
There’s one for you a few Fails back <—, Dummas's.
Actually, I don’t think it is a Texas plate… I think the TX is the type of classification of plate. Like a taxi plate (the ones here say TX if they are taxis, and LV if they are limos), so this might indeed be legit. Scary thought.
Wait – your license plates say what kind of car it is they’re on? How unnecessary is that?
It’s a service provided for the blind.
*snork*
Very, but it cuts down on the fake taxis. Like any large american city, we get “gypsy taxis” and the drivers of those are less than scrupulous. The cops have their own plates too, even on the “undercover” cars. They are very easy to spot, IF you look at the plates.
You gotta be kidding! That’s amazingly dumb! You know what helps against “gypsy taxis”? Clicky.
Agreed.
But you know that the need for those plates has a reason. Someone got into what they were told was a taxi (or they assumed it was, since it stopped for them), got robbed blind, and filed a poice report. People are STUPID.
When a Roma, do as the gypsies do.
So, I guess you are new here.
He’s just a faded memory.
A little help?
ero una peluria sul concetto, principessa
Oh si. Mi sono ricordata adesso. Come stai?
Mia moglie ed avrò il nostro margeritas sullo yacht.
fantastico
Why is it that as soon as I understood I was no longer able to comprehend?
… for by comparison natural knowledge is but feigned folly formed in fantasy, as far from the verrey certainty when the ghostly sun shineth, as the darkness of the moonshine in a mist in a midwinter’s night is from the brightness of the sunbeam in the clearest time of midsummer day.
Am I still new here? Do I get to pick on new people yet?
I don’t think it’s nice to pick on people.
Sorry. I meant pick up people.
What would you do with them after you pick them up?
Two words: “Donkey Kong”.
Love them?
Let’s try it this way …
You know that camaraderie you have with people who you’ve been close friends to for years? You know, the way you can say what sounds like mean things to each other and just know what they really meant by it and get a chuckle from it? The way you can thwack each other across the arm (or head as the case may be) and know the other person won’t try to put you in the hospital for it?
Would you try that with someone you just met? With your neighbors after moving into a new area? Why or why not?
I don’t… have friends.
I dun like my neighbors.. elderly people just like to let their weeds grow and complain about loud music.
But it would take me a while to get to that level with someone. I like to play that way, but I’m careful about it.
If Avis calls herself a troll, does that mean we have to quack at her? And if we do quack at the pretty birdy, isn’t that kinda racist?
*squawks*
Pretty bird!
*crackers Avis*
That’s a loaded question there Mouse.
*Squeek*
Oh sure! Ruin it for everyone with your facts and stuff!!
Rez bus.
Yes. This looks like Antigua where R = Rental, TX = Taxi, BUS = Bus, C = C = Commercial and A = Private vehicle.
If that’s a school bus, what would the ambulance look like?
Ambulance? What ambulance?
Probably a flat-bed trailer pulled behind a vehicle that failed its emissions tests miserably.
I have no idea why, but your comment reminded me of this little gem. Clicky.
*SNORK!*
Take your injury and shove it!
…into this guy’s arse!
That’s what I call blunt force trauma.
Thicked in the head.
They’d run out of smelling salts.
So they thought teabags instead?
Not exactly, see he ate a lot of beans earlier in the day …
My sentiments exactly!!!!
Poor guy, insult to injury!
Does this stretcher come equipped with a gas mask?
Butt, he’s injured!
That’s fussy ball logic.
You’re crackin’ me up!
It’s Arthur’s fault.
What? Howard Jones lied?
He wasn’t telling the truth, that’s fissure.
hehehehe.. you crack me up.
Hmm, the comments seem straighter and more to the point in this fail….
*snicker*
~That won’t last long~
*waits for the flood of gay comments to commence*
It’ll be like the Pride Parade. You’ll know it has started when you hear the motorcycles.
I was in Paris on a school trip, and they held a Pride Parade on the night after Michael Jackson died. Made for an interesting walk back to the hotel. Let’s just say the streets were very, very, very, very, very, packed. Very.
*refrains from making a horrible off color comment*
*hums a tune*
*snickers*
I am biting my tongue.
So. Is anybody gonna tell me when Pirate Day is or am I just going to have to wait and miss it ALL OVER AGAIN!
Hey, we didn’t even know it was Grilled Cheese Sandwich month.
I don’t think I can help you.
I don’t like Grilled Cheese Sandwich month anymore. It means something different to me now……
*blank stare*
Something very different…
You learn a lot of ‘stuff’ when you are part of the failblog community.
I’ve learned to love again Leila.
You’ve met Granny?
Yes. Kind of. At least we spent some time in the same fail together. Very distinct smell. Kind of… stays with you like.
A grilled cheese sandwich? grilled
*Pounces LGB!!!!*
*blindfolds LGB*
You saw nothing
Oooooof!
*readies CO’9Ts*
*smooches*
Google is your friend. (clickie!! clickie!!)
September 19th.
Arrr!
*builds dam*
*fortifies the levies*
Phew! K we’re good.
Dammit…
*calls out to LGB from inside his cave*
Very very hip hip of of you you.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*admires Ms B’s new wheeeeeeechiair*
*polishes the handles*
Pretty, huh?
*borrows MsB wheeeeeeeeeechair*
*weaves around her post*
*lands in DW’s*
*steals additional ‘i’ from her post*
*weaves back down*
*runs*
*boops Leila onna nose*
*puts things back how they were*
*dusts hands and wheels off*
Fine.
*reverses order like nothing ever happened*
(6) *borrows MsB wheeeeeeeeeechair*
(5) *weaves around her post*
(4) *lands in DW’s*
(3) *steals additional ‘i’ from her post*
(2) *weaves back down*
(1) *runs*
For you, Leila.
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/11/27/spelling-fail-excitement-win/
Buahahahah @ the fail.
*head shake* @ my comment.
*sends self to naughty corner*
No, t’is my fault. I should have put that one up on the Failpeeps site long before now!
*gives Leila a cookie and sends her out to play*
*yoinks a cookie*
Wheeeeee!!!
Wow, we really ARE in a down economy, aren’t we?
[waits for the stop-sign-on-a-stick to emerge from the driver side window]
Your tax dollars hard at work.
Due to budget cuts, they couldn’t afford a new paint job for the bus so they just did what was necessary.
They also couldn’t afford a bus, so they had to borrow this vehicle from the delightful gentlemen living nearby who takes such a keen interest in children
‘s welfare and education.Remember to double-knot those seat belts, kids. You wouldn’t want them to come off the milk crates. If that seat is wobbly, you take this sledge and tack it back down, a’right?
ahh memories…
Otto: Uh oh, better fasten your seatbelts little dudes.
Lisa: We don’t have seatbelts.
Otto: Uh, well, then just try to go limp.
Otto would never sustain injury.
Our bus driver told us to put our backpacks in front of our faces so we wouldn’t hit the metal seat backs in front of us. She evidently didn’t think about the book-filled missiles that could potentially be launched the length of the bus.
I carried fine bone china in my school bag. That would have been the perfect storm.
rape bus
I’m from Maine, and I really had no clue what was wrong with this.
Well, there’s the driving on the left side of the road…
I want no such compliments.
Don’t worry, I’m from Upstate NY and said, ‘Yeah, no, not a fail.’
Hey they finally found my van!!!!! Was it down by the river?
*turns down the motivational speaker*
In super-rural areas, school bus labels are slapped on vans to cut costs since hardly any kids go to each school. It’s like that in many areas of the world.
Cues the violin.
*cues the banjos*
I prefer the violin. I am not getting in that boat, either.
*watches the violin go flying off the billiards table*
Was that necessary?
Sorry, there was a bug on it.
Violence on cue for an ex-terminator — I’ll be back.
*shakes charity bukkit labelled “super-rural areas fund” in front of everybody, giving inappropriately judgemental glares*
Can you name the areas for me please?
*grabs a map to mark areas to never live in*
Actually, when I was a kid in Waterville, ME, which isn’t all that terribly rural, we mostly had regular yellow busses, but there was one that looked like that.
They had to pay the teacher’s mandatory annual salary increase, so they had to downgrade the busses.
I’m also curious how long it will take for that pole to topple onto a passing vehicle?
I was driving, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!
rode outrage
He’s from the school of hard knocks and pings.
He may learn how to measure the round-trip time that way.
I don’t know how he does it without sounding board.
He wiles away the time playing the acoustic guitar.
Were he to go electric, he could serve as a connection for two or more circuits… but he’d need, ahem, a bus.
And to entertain the young and young at heart, he’ll need to hook a wah wah pedal to his bus.
*kneels at the alters of a young at heart of gold*
*engages the improbability drive*
So long, and thanks for all the fishtailing.
*squeezes good night much the same way that bricks don’t*
I hope you have dreams about missing the ground tonight, Arthur!
*goodnightsqueeze*
Arthur goes not without quetschens.
Looks like he got more than he bargained for.
Narf!
Now that DW is here, you can ask her nicely to have the repetitive fool permanently removed.
Who’s DW? Some kind of… interpolice?
DW is Arthur’s little sis. And she can be quite a handful sometimes.
Ah, but a handful of what?
Dunno, I think they’re aardvarks.
Ahem.
First of all…I am not little.
Secondly…I am not Arthur’s sister.
Thirdly…safety.
Fourthly…you might not want to call me “quite a handful” again. Evar.
That sound good to you?
Did you just fart?
No…you must have heard the voices in your head giving you raspberries.
Stupid voices. Like they have any grounds to mock me!!!
*regain composure*
*adjusts waist coat*
*extends hand*
Hi, I’m new here.
*Hands DW a blank card*
Oh shoot. You have a pen?
*sighs*
*shakes head and makes notes on clipboard*
*sighs again*
Hey BondFan. Um…
Can I…
Um…
It looks like we have to make two notes on that clipboard, BFF. We’ll see.
Until now I’m not amused.
Indeed. I’ll highlight these sections. This will need some more discussion. I’m especially worried about this.
*points at random bits of clipboard*
Oh dear.
Tsk tsk tsk.
*shakes head with concern*
And surely this warrants some action? *points to memo in the margin*
Oh no! Can I help?
You have done enough, Garf.
Awesome. Holiday time.
*searches for Cliff Richard Classics tape*
*dives into grave before discussion gets more “heated”*
It’s been a while, hasn’t it?
I think my nuclear-resistant suit is gathering dust.
Does dust catch fire? I have some cleaning to do!
He doesn’t need an accelerant for where he’s headed. He thinks “your momma” jokes are clever, too.
Ah. Joy.
Don’t you even try to tell me that “Your momma” jokes aren’t clever. Nothing – NOTHING, sir, gives you that right!
P.S. Your momma’s clever.
*giggle*
*puts on asbestos suit*
*dances with Scotty*
*hustles*
*wiggledances*
But at least it’s a dry heat!
Sorry, that was me lightin`me pipe. The aroma a bit too strong for ye?
Not at all. Please… continue and enjoy
Is that the only word in the english language that has two a’s side by side?
Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnzzzz have many a’s side by side.
*claps*
It seems like you’re talking to the wrong person about this subject.
I’m getting that impression my own self.
Hmmm?
Quick question; you don’t happen to have someone from your horde
on loanin the neighbourhood? I have this really annoying neighbour that I wont mind disappearingI’ll see what I can do, but I do call them my “hoard” for a reason.
And if I promise not to keep him/her/it and send him/her/it right back? Pretty please, he is really annoying.
hot justice
I like your face coin.
The scales do not appear to have fallen from your eyes.
They don’t?
Can you… can you help me get them off… or… ya?
There’s no liberty or justice for y’all.
I can change?
I fear you have too little mercurial wits.
Your opinion isn’t worth a dime.
To wit, a case closed in point.
Oh hey now. I didn’t mean it. I was just trying to keep in with the punnaging.
The smart kids have layered meanings to their puns, and they all matter. If you can’t pun and play nice, you aren’t going to make friends.
But what if you’re not a smart kid?
*sobs*
Then you’re just screwed.
There are a wide range of peeps commenting here. Learn where you fit in. If you don’t understand a comment, leave it alone. That is the best advice I can give you.
…and by you I meant ‘us’. DW = Dragonwriter.
What’s up, sweet stuff? Need my help with something? *squeeze*
Leila was referring to Sgt Doodoh who (the poor fella) seems to have difficulty posting anything other than “Looks like he got more than he bargained for” on every fail.
I’m so glad I had to leave the house before this one started. SoooOOooOOo glad!
Looks like I got more than I bargained for.
Narf! It certainly does sir!
Yeehaw!
Yeehaw yourself there Miss!
*giggles*
*tips muh cowboi hat*
I would put this in there i fix it
*polishes the pitchfork*
What’s the occassion?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Celebrating mi ebilness
I know you have feelings for me
I always thought skeletons were harder to mutilate.
Now you got me all confuzzled again.
*points the pointy pitchforked Miss to the Reply button*
*shrugs*
*mutilates da skele… nope about the same, just crunchier*
*grinz*
Is the blog borked for you? I know you know how to use the reply button.
I hit reply… the bloggie not likey me.
You hit reply before typing your comment, right?
actually … no.. *slaps my hand*
It happens. Don’t worry about it. But if you’re taking computer advice from me, I’m a little frightened.
It was an oversight on my part.. I should know better. is in the biz
*winkx*
Pssst…we tend to like proper English here. Even the cheezpeeps leave the lolspeak at the door when they come here. I’m glad to see you and welcome you, but you’ll get more positive responses from the Failpeeps if you use good grammar and spelling.
*gives MM a cookie*
mmm cookie.
*takes and eats*
thank you
10-4
*smooches*
You gonna share that?
Of course
*smooches*
Shares with LGB.
You’re most welcome!
(We’ll work on capitalization later.
)
*wanders off, munching on a cookie*
*follows DW in hopes of a cookie*
*squawks*
Cookie??
Oh, like you had to ask. :p
*put gigantic platter of cookies out on the table for all to share*
Yum..cookies. Shouldn’t have one before bed, but…..
*grins like an idiot (which is difficult for a bird mind you)*
*stuffs beak with cookies*
Fank Ooo!!!
Thank you, DW.
*whines at edge of table under cookie plate*
*slides a couple of cookies off of the table*
*tests table for stability*
*puts another plate of cookies on the floor for googies*
No chocolate in these!
You peeps are the best!
*noms*
Oooof! Don’t shake the table. Can somebody get me down from here?
I’m still a newbie.. I will catch on.
*Focuses on proper spelling and caps*
*smile*
Just be you, sweetie. You’ve done a good job of that so far here.
*squeeze*
*squeezes back*
*devilish grin*
I will be Me.
I have to ask, is that a pic of you? ‘Cause I’m lovin’ the red/hot pink bangs!
Yes the pic is of ME
Very nice! You carry the pink better than I did when I tried it. Of course, mine was in the back, and only really visible if I wore my hair slightly up.
Also, what SPF do you use, I think I might need it.
Awesome. We always need more badass women with attitude around here. *grin*
I have it done at a salon downtown. I never asked what SPF it is.
Beautifully fair, isn’t she, Avis?
That’s me DW.
*Does a zorro cut with my troll fly swatter*
*Cackles*
SPF is Sun Protection Factor. I was asking about what sunscreen you use. With that pale skin, you either use a great one or don’t go outside, ever. I burn pretty easily, so I’m always on the look out for a good one.
*Nibbles LGB*
*Laughs* I totaly missed that. I usually stay out of the sun, but if I do I use 45- 60.
*lix*
Yes she is! Like porcelain! Delicate looking, but from what I’ve gathered from previous comments, looks can be deceiving.
*Grins*
Good night peeps.
*hugs to all*
I’m out too! See y’all tomorrow! *squeezes*
*squeezes*
G’night, all!
*pauses….. I..I… think so*
*looks around*
*picks up lost comment*
*tucks in bra for later*
*skipsaway*
This may sound nonsense but I think ZombieApocalypse is emo…
Don’t make me get my 6′ wooden spoon on, Skeleton.
Oh, yeah, and *QUACK*!
Cruisin’ for a bruisin’ there are you?
Nah, he just died in the middle of finishing his thought. He was going to say that ZA “is emollient-enriched”.
Ah, Skeleton had a “short attention span theatre” moment, eh?
Kid Koala fan, birdie?
I have no idea what or who that is. I have always used the phrase to portray what it’s like to have a short atten- Oooh shiny!
ooo!
*wanders in random direction*
*bumps into Dilly*
Hey, watch where you’re…Oooo! Cookie!
I better go back to the Grayskull forums…
Now with more candy!
Interested in a giant lollipop?
Pedo bear win!!!!
this could be the next best thing
http://cheezburger.com/View/3462562304
I bet there is candy inside!
Oh my God….IT’S THE VANS!!!
PEDOPHILY!!!
Is it sad that this is how one of the buses at my school looks like? The other one is a short bus. xD no joke
in Dutch, this is correct. (!) and still has the same meaning. Isn’t that strange???
Bus: A large motor vehicle carrying passengers by road. (Oxford American Dictionary)
This is not a fail.
Don’t worry everybody, it is just me, the ghost of human kindness
More like Pedobus!
It’s Arthur’s fault.
Remember to double-knot those seat belts, kids. You wouldn’t want them to come off the milk crates. If that seat is wobbly, you take this sledge and tack it back down, a’right?
Get on the back of the bus kids.
has anyone seen pedo bear?
I always hated school buses.
Can you say pedo?
On a field trip to the dump site.
Poor working families in Texas raise their children in daycares that provide transportation from their neighborhoods. As these daycares are unlicensed and unregistered the transportation usually consists of converted vans and station wagons. Houston police have actively policed the “school buses” and are forcing them to actually comply with child seats, safety belts, etc but most are still unsafe… or it’s a child molester.
fun ride
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