On 4/19 at 10:30 p.m., a parole agent called SBPD to report that Ismael Ramirez, a known gang member, was wanted for parole violation. Ramirez violated his parole by going onto a neighbor’s property. He had strict instructions not to go there because he had committed a crime against this neighbor in the past. Ramirez’s high-risk status required that he wear a GPS ankle bracelet at all times. The bracelet can alert if Ramirez goes anywhere he is prohibited, such as the neighbor’s property.
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he’s so right…ladies love the terrible facial tattoo…
They love making fun of it.
And laughing at it.
Gotta love those kisses… Who gets lipstick marks tattooed on their face? The funny thing is I bet there are plenty of “ladies” who love it.
lol in jail he is the “lady” and those lipstick marks are dude sized 8|
THATS AWESOME, THAT SHOULD BE A WIN
on the other hand…it could be worse…it could be a real mustache…
When I can, I will grow that moustache.
Look, I can’t go past a girl who loves I.T. either…but this is a little OTT.
I’ll have it done in my bellyfur instead.
Come on my sister can grow a moustache!!
I’m sure a real mustache would be better.
1st
…to FAIL…
WIN
4th!
When the 4th braincell fires … we know he means business.
Looks like he got more than he bargained for.
Hahahaha. He picked on the wrong vengeful girls last night, huh?
Deja vu. Didn’t you post the same comment on the Fan Fail?
he posts it for all…
I bet those 2 lipstick marks are also tattoos…
Yeah, and I bet the canine faeces on his tallywhacker is also tattooed…
yh he should of got the real thing…
Of course they’re tattoos. They’re there to further prove to us that ladies love it.
os this the dax? dax b?
i doubt that
I doubt the cake.
That’s because the cake is a lie.
I’d tap that.
Who needs GPS? I bet ladies do love this guy’s early warning system ’cause they know not to get within 100 yards of him.
Zing!
Ricki! Ricki! Ricki!
17tthhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Why is the time on Fail Blog on Pacific time?!?!
Because Pet Holdings, Inc. is in Seattle.
It is the time zone that matters most, that is why.
Because Eastern, central and mountain time are fail.
wow, that name totally isnt original.
Oh, and ‘morning fellow failbloggers.
*squeeze*
I am fairly new to the site… I’ve been reading it for a while, but just recently created an account. How do I change the icon by my name from that red pattern thing to the picture that I use for my account? Thanks.
You hasta go to www_gravatar_com (replace the _ with . )
Whatever email you create an account with there, use here when making a comment. It might take some time to show up the first time you do it though…
At least he spelled it correctly.
First.
Is that a birthmark or is he saying ladies love I.T? (Information technology is pretty hot, after all.)
“Ladies Love I.T.”
Communication WIN!
ROFL 8))
Did you and her “hit it off?”
Define “hit it off.”
Did she continue talking to you once you’d fixed her computer?
No. And while I worked on it she rested a cup on my back….
At least she didn’t use you as a foot rest.
Haha! This is actually from an English sitcom about IT guys.
I was hoping it wasn’t an actual life experience of yours.
IT Crowd win.
It’s like his friend played a nasty trick on him when he was sleeping
This dude just needs to be slapped, right in the mouth…….
…with a laser tattoo remover…
I love it. If only there was a way of creating a big portable neon arrow pointing at his head all the time saying “total douche.” Until that day we’ll stick with the tattoo, you know exactly what you’re gonna get ladies.
Am I the only one that saw “Undies Love it” when I first saw it?
Haha I saw that too!!!
Me too!
likewise.
Actually, despite the retardation of the slogan, that’s not a bad place for a facial tattoo. It looks like a mustache, so it doesn’t look out of place like most facial tattoos.
PlutoniumBoss reasoning fail.
???????
It looks like a tattoo for 1/2 second. Then it looks like a slogan above his lip (right?)
left
Ramirez! Grow a moustache!
I lol’d
he’d better live up to that hype…wonder what his prison husbands will think of that
SBPD? San Bernardino Police Department? oh noes thats close to where i live! lol
No its th santa barbara police department, it was in the santa barbars news press
..no, no they do not Ishmael.
I don’t understand what the text has to do with the fail.
It answers the questions, “WTF?” and “Who is this freak?” Plus it shows how much more of a charming winner this fellow is. At least his stupid tattoo will make identifying him to the police for his next adventure in fail much easier.
THINK BEFORE YOU INK!
It doesn’t really answer WTF and gives far more than necessary for the who. A lot of tl;dr
Where this guys gonna end up, I think its gonna be more than just the ladies that will be lovin his pretty mouth.
RAMIREZ, GIVE HER A TATTOO RIDE
RAMIREZ, GO TO PRISON
RAMIREZ, MAKE YOURSELF A JOKE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
a story of how this came to be
ramirez “hmm. i got a good idea. ill go get a tattoo”
girlfriend “sounds great”
ramirez go gets a ugly tattoo. he comes back.
girlfirend “AHHHHHH! u freak!” dails 911 and gets a restraining order. the end.
New World Order in action for him, come on, wearing a bracelet like a dog????
At first I thought it said “Undies love it” LOL
What happened to his forehead?
hm a different “Ismael Ramirez” but there must be something about this name:
“A former Medina police officer and Issaquah resident was charged with official misconduct after authorities said he forced a woman he had ticketed to have sex with him.”
Facial Tattoo’s Telling Everyone You See. “I KNOW I will go no farther in life. So eff it!”
does anyone else at first glance think it said “undies love it”
O_O
The beests in jail will too, after all who doesn’t love a good mexistashtoo?
WTF? Shouldn’t it rather be on “The Ugliest Tattoos” instead of here on “Fail Blog”?
I see him on my place; I will kill him.
Looks like he got a “Dirty Sanchez”…lol
Only a stupid spic would do something like that..
LOL! You have got to get out more, Mr Successful!
he got that in prison mean his room mate **** which also give him this.
At first I thought it said “undies love it”
Can this please be removed? Isn’t there content check for hate statements on here?
NR go F*&K urself
Ramirez, take out that APC with your mustache!
ummm i BET they do.
Stupid Mexican’t
now now alabama dont get angry at this dumbass cause he f*cked your sister before you got a chance to,btw i bet this cholo loser has had his share of d*ck in his mouth like most cholos hes just trying to cover it up
*just shakes my head*
What an idiot
So…what’s so special about his upper lip that the ladies love it?
maybe if it was tattooed on his tongue…
Now, now, we all know that not all spics are filthy. And the proper term is “Why can’t we shoot them on sight?” unless of course you were talking about shooting them at the job site, in which case I would recommend having them dig a ditch first, for ease of burial.
Ishmael Ramirez starring in “Mopey Lip!”
If he happens to escape and go on the run, I wonder if he has any discriminating characteristics to make it easier to ID him?
I thought it said “Undies Love It”.
it was supposed to say Laddies love it, but there was a space problem?
Does this guy remind anyone else of Tiger Woods?
Ramirez! Grow moustache!
this because your own deed man
He will never have trouble finding his tattoo! don’t you just love it,
Awesome’ Just Awesome
Are You for Real, I hope it’s removable
Looks like it says ” Undies Love It ” hahahahah
They made him get the tattoo just in case the batteries on his parole bracelet wore out.