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greatest of all time… OF ALL TIME
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Oh, well I guess it did happen.
greatest of all time… OF ALL TIME
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first?
are you happy now?
Narf!
QUACK!
braaaaaiiiiinnnnzzzzz
“Looked” or “looks”? Either way, I’m easy…
So, what say you to joining FB2? I’m not on there with my true identity, either…
A number of us don’t use our real names. This way our FB friends can find us. And our family members only can if we tell them who we are!
In all honesty, I know just enough about that site to be scared to undeath of it. I took a quick peek (no one has ever been able to make me do that before), they want an email address.
*huddles in corner, cowering in terror*
I’m at work now (which means I can be pulled away anytime for anything), but I’ll look into getting a throw-away email account later. I’d say tonight, but we’re buying Avatar on Blue-Ray tonight … tomorrow I move the spare bedroom (read: trailer) I bought for my nephew who’s moving back to town at the end of next month to my parents backyard while a good friend buys us Rush tickets for August (they’re playing Irvine again, but this time they’re playing the entire Moving Pictures album) … Sunday is race day plus laundry day …
How is it possible for someone with no life to have so much to do in one weekend?
Pow Right in the Kisser!!!!!
Dude – I’ll be @ Darlington!
*gloats*
Rush? Had a chance for tickets – they’ll be here next month – pleh. Never cared for them.
Wait – - you’re undead! How can you go out in public and not have an angry mob chasing you with torches and pitchforks???
My dad just thought he’d drive up to the Texas Motor Speedway last Monday because he figured with the race rained out and rescheduled, people who had tix would be at work. He met a nice guy in the parking lot who had won 5 tickets at Winstar Casino who gladly gave him one.
Neil. Peart. Is. A. God.
Maybe not the God, but A god nonetheless.
I’ve been to many concerts in my days, seeing many bands a time or two. Boingo I’ve seen nearly a dozen or so times and I’ve easily surpassed that with Rush. I never seem to tire of seeing them. Maybe it’s because of their fascination with playing their older stuff that made me fall in love with them to begin with.
Agreed Avis never tell your family members….. but they find out eventually damn my friends for bringing up facebook. its like the southpark episode with his family members like dont you love me??
I have told my mother that while I love her, I need some areas of my life to be my own. She understands. At least, that’s what she says…
Alright, you win. I haven’t put up a pic yet, but I sent you a friend request. They balked at Zombie Apocalypse as a name, but didn’t seem to mind Zee Aay.
ZA which Zee Aay are you?
*squawks*
Wanna cracker?
*Retires Medieval tools*
Ah Feuille!
*Photosynthesizes*
*Leafs*
God do you ever shut up?
HA!
yes i am.
sorry but i felt like i had to XD
SERIOUS COMMENT TIME: yes this is a great win
Don’t you mean ‘Fist’?
That’s what I was thinking.
honestly its sexist that this is called a win
Agreed, Fake&Gay.
I know, I’m like… poor guy. What an awful way to put someone in an arm-bar.
get outta here, troll
Old photo (like YEARS old), can be found over at the accidental video game pr0n site.
No, no no no. You mean “Fist”
Critical HIT!It’s super effective
No, fist.
You misspelled “fist.”
Surely that should be
FIST!!!
not first, fist
i think your comment would have been better without the “r” — e.g., “fist.”
|the kid|
dammit, like 5384743098 people already said that. i suck as a first, eh, fist responder.
|the kid|
FISTIALITY!
Bet that hurt….Also, Game
I lost the game.
OMG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
WTF!!! YOU HAD TO DO THAT???? what ever… you all lost the game.
FATALITY!
Nope.
Tempted to try an illegal move, GreyBoy disintegrated his right hand on BlueGirl’s butt-shield.
FINISH HER!
Of course. It’s just polite.
oh, the humiliation
THIRD
You fail.
kinda
Notice his/her name.
Fisting to the max.
what game is this auion? o,O
Lineage 2
Yah, I thougth those looked like LineageII night elves… some reasion I remember the animation and graphics being better though. o0
it looks better ingame, this screen looks like it was taken on calculator
nope Ukkulukku …its Shaiya not Lineage 2
No, it’s L2 alright.
Hum….screenshot…rly?
Prostate problem solved!
Women don’t have prostates you dumb bastard!
It was funnier to let him think they do.
Who says it’s really a women?
suna I think you just won the internetz
I think the boobs and curves kinda give it away as a woman.
Transexuals.
Who let Lady GaGa into video games….
Perhaps, before you call someone a “dumb bastard”, you should make sure you know what you’re talking about? Women DO have a prostate. In 2002 the Skene’s gland was officially renamed the prostate by the Federative International Committee on Anatomical Terminology.
Name win.
You dumb bastard!
Yes they do. It’s also known as the “Skene’s gland”.
Someone already said that.
lineage 2! i love that game. google l2renewal
“Get over here!” ala Mortal Combat
You misspelled “Get over here, Martial Cumbot!”.
Thank you for the best laugh of the day.
She got a bum rap.
Looks like she took it well, though…
But why would a puppet get that violently sick?
What substance does a puppet barf?
Fingers?
Looks like raw energy to me, which makes sense if you consider they don’t consume much else.
Foam rubber?
Firm rubber?
Farm rubber?
Rubbing a farmer?
Robbing a farmer?
Ribbing a former?
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Rubbing a finger?
17 dollars?
You have my approval. go forth and break combos everywhere.
Now I understand the slogan over at Engrish Funny
Wait, you had to see someone take a fist up the butt before you understood Engrish Funny?
Seriously, ZA. Some people need a fist up the butt just to get out of bed in the morning.
And you reckon morning-breath is bad
*clap clap clap*
♫ It’s time to make the muppet. ♪♬
Video game virgins first sexual experience
OK this is really OLD!
Found the remote!
You are trying to turn it on?
and the car keys!
New meaning to the phrase, “tear you a new a##hole”
Na. It’s pretty much always meant something like this.
…except it usually doesn’t involve video games or rays of blue light.
Thats where I always aim…
I tip my hat to you, Garfield.
Landing your butthole right on a fist like that must indeed take skill and practice.
HA. I think you just found his “Ikigai”
He had to search deep within himself to discover his true purpose.
I thought this was called failblog. Not screenshots from some game with a “win” caption blog. That would be stupid.
Edgar? Is that you?
I’m okay with wins on Failblog, but I’d have thought that this would far better suit BHoVG.
Thuper uber hawtness.
Fist!
I’m so glad it’s past GCF’s bedtime…
I was about to suggest Granny was the one playing.
Ha! RHSC!!! Long time no *squeeeeeeze*
How goes things for you?!?
Looks like she got more than she bargained for.
Narf !
Coin! Coin!
*chooses to play on previous fail instead of this one*
…and then I read your post down there vvv, NS. Peace.
Ouch!
That’s what she said!
That’s also what she said.
i’m sure you’re gonna win lots of female fans with this one being labeled as a “win.” asses.
The reasons it’s funny is that its WIN. If it were FAIL it wouldn’t be funny at all. Dinkus.
It’s a video game. It’s pretty funny. I’m a woman and I don’t really see why someone wouldn’t think it funny.
Sexual violence, even if it’s animated or simulated or accidentally simulated isn’t something I find funny — that’s why I’m not playing on this fail.
♬
I don’t want seem frantic
I don’t want to cramp your style
You’re driving me into a panic
You just wanna drive me, drive me,
Drive me, drive me wild!
♬
Well – that’s different.
What about BDSM?
It would be just as funny if it was a guy and a guy or a girl and a guy instead of a guy and a girl…
i’m sure you’re mom
Seconded.
no, it will be just fine. some of us girls like to play video games too (reference the too-obvious name) & don’t mind. it really all depends on how many points you get!
Meh, I know it’s not something that will universally offend every woman and man out there, but for what it’s worth, I’m female, and like to play video games, too, but I find this “win” offensive.
is this turning into an AA meeting? I’m a girl and I play games and i find this win hilarious.
FALCON SHART!
ROFL!!! comment WIN!! I almost bust a gut laughing X’D *wipes tears*
*counts wads of ten dollar bills*
Wha…? Oh.
I vehemently deny entering into any sort of deal whatsoever for the sale or lease of one of my E.T. fingers.
There are MORE of them?!?
*hides*
*begins mass – producing new buttock shields*
*sells on market at low, low prices*
*laughs maniacally while throwing bills in the air*
*blue minion squeezies*
*puts DITH on safe list*
heehee!!!!! this is so immature it’s hilarious.
Must be one of those XXXboxes.
Nicely done!
The phrase “ham – fisted” takes a whole new meaning here.
They’ve got into a few fisticuffs . . .
lol best fail eva, as well lucky screen shot xD she enjoyed it ;D
This one should have an adult warning – likely to offend.
Asstab…”F3 F3 F3 F3 F3″
L2 FTW.
CAPTAIN HOTDOG!
what’s the name of this game??!!
Whoa I use to play this game! It’s Lineage 2. One of my favorite games.
Falcon Punch!
POW right in the kisser
Hmm, there finally making games useful.
YOU’RE SWINE.!!! I WISH YOU’D DIE.!!!
EVERY REPLY TO THIS COMMENT WILL BE SISTEMATICALLY DELETED AND IGNORED.
Hm. Talk about offensive.
I’m curious as to what, exactly, “sistematically” means. I mean, I know what “systematically” means, but not the other.
Also, I’m not sure how s/he is going to delete any comments.
Perhaps it’s to announce a particular system’s relationship. I mean, haven’t you ever heard of “brotematically”?
*squeeze*
Uh… no. I haven’t.
And *squeeze*.
I think it’s something to do with nuns
I can spell. Your argument is invalid.
How are you going to do that unless you are an administrator of this site ? Which I doubt.
Why are they ignored if they’re deleted anyway and why to delete if you’re already ignoring?
I feel like I should come up with something smart to say, but I have no idea what to say to this.
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
even in video girls get fisted! haha
I didn’t realize there was a new “Fists of Fury” out
I think the Wondertwins forgot how to use their powers again
Lineage 2 <3
I am SO glad Dragon is home.
I’m thoroughly turned on by this
By what?
Sitting in your parents basement with a borderline personality disorder from lack of Vitamin D?
Arent we all?
Umm really?…today, I swam, walked the dog twice, had people over…then went to the airport and hardware store, and grabbed a few groceries.
In a few minutes I’ll be putting a casserole on, then heading out for a run.
So there you go. But umm…yeah, you are right…that still leaves the borderline personality disorder
how about I borderline fart in your mouth?
Haha, and I’d pay a Quid to re-draft that Quip
Video games these days…
I don’t get the women complaining about this.
Maybe she’s enjoying it? Maybe she likes being fingered/fisted?
Maybe they were fighting thenstopped, made up, and this is foreplay?
Pssst, your troll is showing.
That’s not trolling. At all.
*Ahhhh……ooooooooo* You using the whole fist*AHHHH………*?
What a combo
SUPER SAIYAN FISTING!!!!!
Sennen Goroshi!
Konoha Taijutsu Ougi: Sennen Goroshi!!!
I recognize this game… Lineage 2
I think PEGI is rating this 18+
any chance this happend on cerberus?
Rule 34. No exceptions.
Yessss!!!!
Hideo Kojima’s new game is quite… alarming, to say the least.
LAST!
Eipc fisting FTW
Use Epic Win FTW for Win images, morons.
that’s a new special attack. it’s called the butthole-attack
fist bump fireworks FTW!
world of wincraft.
it doesn’t show what she did to him in revenge afterwards….
The fact that they call this a win makes me think the guys that run Failblog are horny nerds… But it’s funny anyway
The mods don’t always write the captions. Sometimes they keep them as they were when submitted.
What is the game name?
Falcon Punch!!!
Is this WoW?
You’ll say WOW every time!
lineage 2.. awesome game, and an awesome screenshot
check my vid
OMG HIS FOOT IS GONE!
Backstab hurts!
Ahhh Lineage 2…good times
“Mortal Blow” indeed!
This erotic picture made me so hawny I fisted my poopy hole and used the poopies that came out by putting them in freezer and then used them as a toy!
damn strait theres no comments! whats wrong with you boy!
Violence against women is so win. Now let’s go crush beer cans on our heads and talk about how it’s not rape if she’s unconscious. WHOO!
The fact that this even made it to the front page is fail.
Fisting can be consensual. And violence to men is a-okay? Good to know, you sexist moron.
Where did I mention violence against men being okay? But keep fighting the good fight for your oppressed brothers.
“Violence against women is so win.”
The specification that this was violence and that *GASP* it’s to a woman.
Subtext: I wish other people could read it.
Do you know what it means when someone says you’re derailing an argument? I bet you don’t.
It means two people were debating with each other, but leaves on the line make the train they’re on tip over. Or something. Right? Do I get a cookie?! 8D
You know what it means when you debate on the internet?
You fail.
You know what it means when someone actually explains, sensibly, why this is the case? They have brains. Until proven why it fails, I shall continue.
Man. That has to be one of the best ads for any MMORPG I’ve ever seen!
it beats evony
EVERYTHING beats Evony.
falcon punch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow I am excited… You people that are aroused here must have filled your keyboard with semen! In the meantime, I am gonna please an incredible woman all night long! You suck!
Blow-up dolls don’t count as women any more than video game characters do. Hell, they count for less. Sorry, Matt.
yeah Matt, tell that “incredible woman” you call “Ma” I said hi after you feel her up.
Wow I am excited… You people that are aroused here must have filled your keyboard with semen! In the meantime, I am gonna please an incredible woman all night long! You suck!
Jill: Fank, I hear you’re pretty good at disarming bombs… well I’m in a bit of a pickle…
that ist a win? failblog goes sexist, congrats. boycot failblog!
Okay. Bye, Hans. Have fun with that.
funnyest 1 yet!!!!
Hahahaha, beautiful!
*ouch
that must have hurt….or maybe she liked it O_O
Thank you. *links to a friend that doesn’t ever stop (TWSS)*
FAIL
really a old joke for people who play lineage 2
just a regular mortal blow nothing funny
This is a regular occurance? You just gave Lineage 2 a LOT more players.
To give you an idea of how old this is: This was taken during the Korean Beta.
Research “Lineage 2″.
Natch.
Failblog starts to suck these days… too many wins, not enough fails…..
special fist
OMG, I can’t believe that the heretofore-assumed-to-be-non-troglodytes at ICHC tagged this as a “win”. I am far from a prude but I am really disappointed in you people.
what game is this
its Lineage 2…. this screenshot is OLD tho… like 3-5 yrs back…
I’ll never think of Perfect World International the same way again… Wait, wrong game, unless those are the underwater race =|
FALLLLLCONN PUNCHHHHH!!!!
Extreme world of warcraft Fisting
what skill is it?
Power Fist?
I can’t see whay peeps are having issues with this. If you play a game and you come up against someone playing a female character in pvp should you sit back and let them hack you up so your’e not being violent toward an assimilation of pixels which has the appearance of a woman? This is a graphical anomaly and that’s it, no deeper meaning. Lighten up!
I LOL’d.
I wish someone would do this to me.
What game is this?
Here’s an idea, ArcaneHero. Why don’t you stop being so sodding impatient to post and actually read the comments to see how many other times this question has been asked and already answered?
Anyway, the game is The Sims 3. It’s used some cheats and a mod or two, but that’s the base game behind it.
duh ‘corse it’s sims 3 LOL
Check and Mate
FAlCON PUNCH! XD that is a WIN
What is this game, and where can I get it?
Where is your brain and why did you leave it somewhere? RTFC (comments, rather than manual)!
All you Aprils are imposters!
i hope he washed his hands before this happened…
Not necessary……. he wear gloves
……
To old
I saw that when i played Lineage 2 C4 (2006)
so it DOES exist!
rule 34
ACTIVATE OMEGA ANAL FISTING!
Somewhere…someone…is fapping to this.
Yeah, you.
Is that in Perfect World? xD
Old pic.. I had this thing in my photobucket account with a FAIL caption on it since a few years ago
Jill: Fank, I hear you’re pretty good at disarming bombs… well I’m in a bit of a pickle…
Fist Pump like Champs!!!
Lineage2 best game ever xD and total win Dark Elves
I dont know what that this for game, but look very interesting
POR(N)O game
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