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…door on the right.
…and straight on ’til morning.
THE WIN! U get a 5 Ms B! d-_-b (Love that backwards “b” lol
Ms B looks like you have a stalker. *tries to sell Frank the no underpants picture*
If Frank doesn’t want it can I have it?
…
…
I’m curious about the human body
you have to be ninja enough to get in that door to get it
hiiiiiiiiiiii ya!
It’s a secret Ninja-Training-Center.
Ninja’s don’t use karate, they use Ninjutsu.
He said secret… If it said Ninja-Training-Center it really wouldn’t be secret would it?
pwnd
Actually they don’t , i know this since i’m an instructor in Ninjutsu. Ninja’s were what we would call black ops or assassins, and they were trained in several different styles of kung-fu, but not in Ninjutsu. Seeing that Ninjutsu was formed long after the organization of the ninja society. Ninjutsu is a style of kung-fu that collaborates a few martial arts ninja’s used, inclulding jujitsu. Which even proves my point that it is a modern style, since we all know jujitsu was created partly from judo, back in Brazil in the last century
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Why? It’s right on par with the rest of the crap posted here
Are they high?
Only untill they walk out the employ entrance.
The safety committee here sure is dropping the ball.
It’s a test. If you can walk out the employ’s entrance without breaking something you get your next level belt.
….
15 foor high doors with no stairs or gradings?
Gradings, without a shadow of a doubt. There are always ways around physical obstacles.
Heh, never had to worry about them when I was in Aikido. My father was my sensai, and so as I progressed he just taught me harder techniques and gave me a tougher training regimen.
Part of the job requirements is the ability to levitate.
My optometrist told me I have floaters – am I eligible?
Thay are always raising the bar.
They get their kicks striving to reach new heights.
Only over achievers need apply.
But some tall storeys are okay, right?
You need to have high hopes of reaching that door
I certainly couldn’t HANDLE such a task
You guys have to jump to the situation
*Walks out door* Hey Frank we’re out of…
*crash*
whoops, sorry
*Quickly places back the big fluffy pillow*
Medic!
*raises hand in the air shakily from under big fluffy pillow*
Hand over the picture first.
*beats down the shaking hand, sits down on the pillow*
nothing to see, move along
If this were not a ninja training academy, this would not be funny. Like those 12-feet-off-the-ground mailboxes people mark “air mail”.
Yeah, and I thought it was wrestlers who liked a backdoor challenge.
Or granny…
*sticks EXIT ONLY sign*
*TripleTackleSqueezeJudy*
EEP!
*tumbles out the open door*
Good morning, Leila!
My Moanday is going as well as can be expected. At least I don’t have little spiders crawling across my desk like Ms B! (hee, hee, hee!)
:ick:
*smushes spiders for Ms B*
*cleans spider guts off desk*
*squeeze*
Oh ew!!! You got my skin crawling.
She started it!
We need FIREMENZ!!! Stat!!!!!!
Where’s the emergency, ladies?
*swoons*
The emergency is right here!
*points*
*lays down a nice fluffy pillow for Judy to land on just in time*
here you go
*Steals pillow and replaces with a minion* didn’t like him anyway.
SPLAT!
*bloody bits fly off in all directions.
Uh, thanks, but…..ew.
*Hands Judy a voucher*
Redeemable at any time for a free dry cleaning of clothes that have been coverd in blood and/or gore by The Overlord’s antics.
*makes exact duplicates of voucher*
*distributes to all FPeeps*
Yeah, I know. He just has that “troublemaker” look about him.
You make a better door than a window.
Not too paneful an exit, then.
Just a sashay a little to far.
Well I bet that is quite a nice kyu!
San Kyu very much! (was that below the belt?)
I sensei It may have been dan a little far!
Oops…sorry! I’ll keep it clean…I don’t want you to tata mi just yet!
Hai, I wouldn’t do that….
Probably the staircase was just boken.
Hmmm. FB hates me now, this was supposed to on a completely different thread. :/
You don’t Sai!
Awwwwwwww
Think Aikido a flip out the door and land on the banister?
winja?
YESSSS-S-S-S-S-S-S-S!
OK, who turned Judy into a snake?
Judy’s a snake?
*screams like a girl*
*runsawayfast*
*hightails it behind Gracie*
Where is Snake when you need him? … :S
OMG, we have so many girly girls here. Snakes are cool!
Snakes are an abomination! Unless it’s Snake Plisken.
*drools*
No they are not. They are misunderstood beatiful creatures.
*hot glues feet on a few snakes*
There! Better?
*eyes snake warily*
Not really.
snake…snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
|the kid|
You freak out about a little teeny spider, but you love snake? You’re quite the puzzle, Leila!
The spiders are icky, but I don’t mind getting rid of them myself. A snake would keep me out of the building for about a week.
*shudder*
Sorry for what is likely to become a double post. FB doesn’t like the c0ck on the roaches.
That’s what my hubby says. I love earthworms, rats/mice and pretty much everything that makes others’ skin crawl but I hate, hate, hate hate … spiders and other bugs such as c0ckroaches, crickets … Eeeeep!!!!!
What you see is not the only win. I’d wager the door is locked and there are wooden and cinder-block walls behind it… im just sayin.
Of course, wouldn’t be a proper martial arts master if you didn’t have to plow through the door and the four layers of hard objects to get in after jumping fifteen feet int he air.
Used to drive by this place all the time when my cousins used to live in that town. Holt is totally famous now. Ha.
I live by this place. I drive by it every day. It’s hilarious!!!1!!
Had to comment – this has been brightening my Mason-S. Lansing commute for years
Why? Because Ninja’s can, and YOU can’t.
you’ll need lots of skill to enter from there
Holy crap… This is in Michigan, near where I live! I hath touched greatness! O_O
*scratches head*
I thought for sure I saw this down the street from my friend in Arizona.
You too?
Wait, no, it must have been over by my sister’s house in North Carolina.
Mmmm…I think you mean Poughkeepsie in NY.
No, no, I definitely saw it in Ft Worth, Texas.
*takes red pins and sticks them all over MsB’s ‘sightings’*
Uh huh! Hmmm…not in Utah?
Oh, yeah! I forgot! It was right down the street from work!
*facepalm*
You mean by where I work.
*goes to Staples to buy more pins*
Omaha, NE. Definitely.
Really? Swear I saw it Grand Forks ND.
Henderson, NV.
No, no….you’re ALL wrong! I saw it in What Cheer, IA.
Bah, it’s in Springfield.
Chico, CA.
If it was a secret ninja training center, wouldn’t there be one of these in any city/town?
The fact that i saw– and went door-to-door– several of these centers on my rounds seems to be proof in and of itself. Right?
at least one.
Holt, Michigan. Methinks you are correct, @Wolfskin1982. WAAAY back in the day I used to play Virtua Fighter (the original) at this place.
Looked it up Google…
Original Okinawan Karate Of Holt
2002 Cedar St, Holt, MI 48842
Phone#: (517) 694 5001
It is definately in michigan… My grandparents live right by it… Seriously…
LOL! Love it!
But … but … I was told there is no spoon.
The spoon is a lie.
Fork the spoon!!!!
Good luck taking my daughter out on a date fool!!!
Easy enough. I’ll use the fornt door isntead of the employ entrance.
Where is the fornt door located?
To the left of the front door, which is actualy a fake and guarded by a saber-ttothed attack kitten.
What’s a saber-ttothed attack kitten?
This is very entertaining.
*squeezeSis*
It’s just like a saber-toothed attack kitten, except even cuter and twice as deadly.
Yay Holt!!
Always used to go by this place while driving.
Go Rams!
the first person who informs me how to change my picture gets a free snowcone
I doubt your ability to deliver.
I don’t want your snow cone but you can go to gravatar dot com to change your pic.
my company has that website blocked….any other way???
… and is cherry or grape your favorite flavor
Grape. Definitely. Cherry has a bad aftertaste. Bleah. Oh, you meant Leila! My bad.
He has Leila flavoured snow cones?
Not without my permission.
What’s the matter my fav undead?
It’s sad, but in truth I’m a bad overlord. I forgot to put stairs under the employ’s entrance at our secret training base so my minions are either locked out or fall to their deaths.
*gets red pen out*
*thinks twice about it*
*goes to get more coffee instead*
My spelling and grammer are awful today. Maybe I sohuld just give up, and go watch reruns of House.
*pours The Overlord a ginormous coffee*
Here. Maybe this’ll help.
*replaces peasents with peasants*
*feels happier*
*replaces peasants with presents*
But…but, I don’t want anybodies presents killed, come to think of it, I don’t want any peasants killed either, I am one.
*replaces presents (and peasants) with pheasants*
Why?????
*quickly hides picture of Andy & his brothers standing behind pile of dead pheasants after successful hunt*
*whistles, walking away*
Pheasant be yummy.
*storms off and puts “pout all day” on calendar*
*offers Leila a chocolate donut with sprinkles*
*pouting*
Can I have chocolate without the donut?
*picks at sprinkles*
Sure!
*gives Leila a 5LB Hershey bar*
*squeeze*
NOM!
NOM!
NOM!
Thank you!!!!!!
Because pheasants have a death wish here. You have to dodge them when you drive on the highway, so if The Overlord could thin them out a little, maybe they’d stop that.
Would you like the corpses raw, or should I have the red minions preroast them for you?
Preroasted would be wonderful. Can they pick out the buckshot?
Wont let me reply to Gracie’s comment >.>
But if by buckshot you crosbow bolts sure.
Cho ko nu?
Comments won’t nest below this level, they just stack up like a British queue.
:8 so are those injuries sustained by your minions (both the physical as the mental) covered by your health plan?
Only physical. Mental issues are your problem. Join me in world domination today and I’ll even throw in dental.
*ponders*
I’m not that big a fan of the world domination, but dental sounds good
Well i also need an accountant. How good are you with judgeing the value of loot?
Dragon would be really good at that. Just sayin’.
You mean math can be learned psychically?
well the payment to the pirate for teaching me was
did I make spelling mistake again, sorry spell-check doesn’t catch everything
Never rely on spell-check. Rely on us. We will show you the error of your ways.
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Your hired!
*Drops a chest of loot off on MerQueen’s island* figure out what that’s worth, and ignore the dead goblin. Spitfizzle thought it would make the chest worth more.
hmm let see so that would make…. now add… and subtract the …
ok I think I got it.
that would be your part *points to a small pile* and this would be mine *tries to hide a bigger pile*
Damn accountants get more expensive every year.
HEY!!!
can anyone explain how to make my text small?
“Pre” in between these: > < but switched around.
Give a woman a fish and she can eat today.
Teach a woman to fish and she can eat everyday.
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Good point.
*squeeze*
*squeezes Gracie and ZA* Thanks
and I was asking cause that one isn’t on the falpeep’s blog
Sure it is, right below the … um … it’s hiding right … uh …
*scans website*
*checks twice*
Oh. Maybe some secrets are worth guarding?
I’m still trying to figure out how to do the words with the line through them.
Moments, I have them… this is not one of them.
you mean like this?
strike<strike>
strikeout text</strike>LCB showed me how to do that.
Woohoo! It worked!
*gives MerQueen a gold star*
ooh shiny
Aren’t you glad no one shouted Ippon.
*gets coat*
Judo-nt say!
Hiza Geri sorry!
Uhm, this picture was taken in my home town. This made me laugh.
Which home town would that be?
Why, Springfield of course!
Forks, Washington. She’s a Twilighter.
Seriously, this was taken in Holt, MI.
It’s just a matte painting.
Well done Matt, you are vey good at photorealistic artworks…..whoever you are.
Where in the world is Matt, anyway?
♫♪ Where in the world is Matt the artist? ♪♫
Probably off dancing somewhere.
Yeah I took this picture I’m pretty sure off of Holt road in Holt, MI btw.
Yup! Cedar St.
Yeppers, used to drive by this place all the time. Ah, Cedar St….
*brews black, ebil coffee*
*fills numerous bathtubs*
*
safety**gestures invitingly*
*falls face first into a tub*
Technically this was yesterday, but …
What is this? Cuddle Puddle undead style?
*sips some ebil coffee*
*sips some ebil coffee*
Ooh, this is good!
Does this business have anything to do with pakour by chance?
Looks like he got more than he bargained for.
There wasn’t a door there until Chuck Norris kicked someone through the wall. He later complained that he must be getting rusty since he was actually aiming for the ceiling.
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I drive by that every day!!! =D. I always thought it was ironic
) Silly ninjas.
Like That quote from Douglas Adams.
Arthur: “Yeah? wanna take it outside?”
Thor: “Yeah!” *walks out*
eeeeeee!
Chuck Norris could get up there. He could jump and get up there.
He would not even have to jump, to get up there.
ninjas have there own fighting style, not based on karate
Ehehe, when you really look at the building it wouldn’t be too hard to get up to the door. There are enough footholds on the way up..
(now onto the humorous comment)
Oops, I accidentally the door! D:
God damn I love my neighborhood.
The first floor is the Ninja Academy. The second floor is the Pole-Vaulting Academy.
sweet thats in holt michigan, i used to drive past there all the time and lol
this is a WIN!
This is in Holt, Michigan and I’ve been wanting to take a picture of that and submit it for years but was too lazy… Glad to see the world gets to enjoy it!
Ha ha, lived in Holt my whole life. Check it out in context:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=holt,+mi&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=35.082817,86.220703&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Holt,+Ingham,+Michigan&ll=42.640295,-84.515179&spn=0,0.1684&z=13&layer=c&cbll=42.640295,-84.515179&panoid=_zwKcyJp-qvVh0JjezFYVQ&cbp=12,354.35,,0,-4.72
I just got a little jolt! That building is in my town. ^.^ I giggle every time I pass it.
that is amazing id like to see the advanced students get in as part of there test!!
Post Wins on Epic Win, morons.
Now you`re thinking with portals.
Holy crap – I never realized how many of you live near or in Holt! I live in Lansing and I occasionally drive by this place..
The real WIN is how many people from Holt commented on this post. That sign has been there as long as I can remember! And it’s still hilarious every time I drive by.
Holt finally gets…. SOMETHING to be proud of! Hahaha.
The Aperture Science Enrichment Facility encourages its employees to train both mind and body to ensure peak performance while working.
IVE SEEN THIS! its in Haslett, MI.
wait, no. Holt.
I think this picture was taken from my car…. my friend must have finally gotten around to posting it, but he still hasn’t emailed it to me.
The first thing we said when we pasted it is “this has to go on failblog”
Nevermind. guess it was someone else who had the same good idea.
this is like 10 mins away from where I live..lol
You know you’re at the right place when the employers entrance is on the 1st floor. =D
I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!! lol i drive past it every time i have to go to band practice. holt, mi.
I live by that okinawan place. My dad said it was on a tv show once, along with the bar across from it for another funny sign. I forgot what it said though. but the door is just a joke. sadly I wish it was a secret ninja door ;o
My best friend goes to that karate dojo, coincidently, his nick-name is Ninja XD
Handigididaaaa! DOUYOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!