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*sign, sign pass*
*sign, sign pass*
Psssst. What did I just sign?
*superfridaysqueezesfortheshoutouttomeinyourname*
The rights to your soul…
Shoot, I sold that in college for a six-pack and a bag of the sticky icky.
It’s not as uncommon as one might think:
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That’s classic!
And it makes one think about all those end user agreements one faces, and often doesn’t read in full (because, after all, they’re formulaic and stultifying).
I’m sure this isn’t that bad.
*sign si-*
Wait a minute!
*reads the fine print*
*drops the paper in absolute terror*
*runs screaming out of the room*
Hi GB … *wooosh!!* Damn, where’s he going?
Yeah, I am guilty for not reading those mind numbing agreements online during a purchase. I should. I will try. Maybe.
In the few instances where those click through agreements have been challenged, the US courts have been fairly sympathetic towards the end user. They’ve pretty much rejected anything they considered to be unreasonable.
Win
Meh. I saw this one on the voting page and I just was so disgusted. I knew if it made to the home page, I wasn’t going to play on the fail.
*super smoochy on Starfishy cheek*
That’s understandable. How about you stay here and play with us and we don’t talk about the stupit fail.
BTW, thanks for the smooch.
My pleasure!
Not even if I open the cuddle puddle?
*hauls in massive boombox*
*puts in the Best of the Beach Boys cd*
*spreads beach towels around the blog*
*wheels in some fake palm trees*
*trucks in half ton of sand*
*fills giant pool with water*
*installs giant water slide*
PARTY TIME, PEEPS!
*inflates Lilos and beach balls*
Beach Party Cuddle Puddle!
I’m sorry, but WHAT are you doing to Leila?!?!?
Li – Lo.
Lei-La.
Lei-Lo?
Li-La…? :S
Dear, I think you’ve been inflated.
*doesn’t say with what*
is that better then deflated?
And then?
Here…tickle her and see if that helps…
*tickle*
*tickle*
We all know what happens when we tickle Leila, don’t we?
*hands Leila a ShamWow*
What’s the ShamWow for, NS? o////o
*drags in beach chair*
Thank goodness! I need to get some sun, I’m starting to lose my beautiful tan I got last month.
*lounges*
Can I get you a drink, miss?
Fine. You handle the drinks, Jon, and I’ll do the cooking.
*wheels in giant Grillmaster 10000*
I’ll create some atmosphere.
*wheels in 4 clone jazz quartet*
And a 1, and a 2…
*begins to play some blues on the trumpet*
The JAZZ Quartet is playing blues?
Can I have a MaiTai with a shot of NyQuil please?
One SuperSnorker, coming right up!
:ick:
Something girly and fruity should do it. Thanks!
Here you are, miss.
*grumbles*
Don’t know where that damn bartender got off to…
Maybe they hauled him off, considering he’s underage and all.
Eep! Maybe I’ll handle the drinks, then.
Step right up! Bar’s open!
All right!
I’l take a white Russian with a tan on the rocks not crushed in a highball thick rim with a coaster please, I would hate to leave rings.
One white Russian with a tan on the rocks not crushed in a highball thick rim!
And, your coaster.
mmmm … Russian with a tan sounds delicious.
Oh, you meant a drink.
much obliged sir, I like it like I like my women, strong, sweet, and makes my face numb….
Wait whaaa…
!!!
Ok, maybe not that last part…how about this: cool, sweet, and full of alcohol?
*sips her drink*
I’m working on that
Sorry! Very busy….
Drinks! On the house!… well, Hut.
*hands Ms B something girly and fruity*
*hands Leila a NyTai*
’bout time Jon. I thought you fell asleep on the job.
*takes a long sip and lets Starfishy taste the NyTai*
*orders another NyTai*
Make it snappy!!!
*hic*
‘cuse meh!!
*pours another NyTai for Leila*
You look awfully inflated…
Iths jssss wa-wa-wader wait. Am not f-f-faaaaaat er enyfing… Guuud Nai-nnnn-NyTai by ze weigh…..
*sips NyTai*
BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!!!!!!!!
I’m guessing Leila’s properly preserved now.
THUD!!!!!
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Dammit! I didn’t know you were handling the drinks.
Can I have a MaiTai with a shot of NyQuil please?
Would that be a NyTai you just ordered?
Once I get it, I will let you try it.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Woohoo.
*supersqueeze*
can I have an apple martini please
pretty please?
One apple martini!
*proffers*
aww thank you
*gives the bartender a thank-you kiss on his cheek*
(and to clarify for the perverts that is the one on his face
You’re a girl!!!
*squeeze*
eh yes I thought the bikini part gave that away
You expected a MerQueen to be a guy?
*looks all confuzzled and stuff*
*checks the bra part of her bikini*
yup they are still there
If you’re talking about the leaves… they aren’t.
HEY! I had some NyQuil last night. NYQUIL!!! My brain is not working. *sobs but giggles at the same time* Plus, I didn’t want to judge if MerQueen happened to be a guy and wanted to wear a bikini and stuff … okay, I will stop now.
Sorry MerQueen.
*squeeze*
Jon; are you sure? *checks* damn your right *shrugs* oh well I’ll get a more even tan this way
Leila; it is ok
*squeezes back*
Yayyyy!
*dons very modest swimsuit*
*does cannon ball in deep end*
*all the Fail Peeps get soaked*
*none care*
Who’s pouring the drinks?
Um…
you lost your modest swimsuit when you jumped in sis. 
*watches another piece of swimwear float by*
*cranks SwimWear Dispenso-3000*
*looks up*
What?
*looks at her leaf bikini*
Am I overdressed for this party?
Looks good to me, Mer. You might want to think about showing just a bit more butt cheek…
Is that the proper way of saying “no, that doesn’t make your butt look big”?
*shrugs* ok
*rips a few pieces from the leaf changes her bikini into a string version*
better?
Careful dear, you’ll give some folks around here a stiffy. And I’m not talking about the hoard!
Perfectamundo!
Too late! I got a stiffy right here.
*wonder what it means*
*helps Jon shut his jaw and wipes drool from his face*
Hey! That’s my sis you’re oogling at!!!!!
Are you bartending, or what? I’m thirsty here!
Can I take your order, miss?
Oh, thank you kindly!
Stoli martini, up, with a bit of dirt, please.
Here ya go!
*shakes*
*pours*
*safety*
You’re a doll! Thank you, kind sir!
*sips daintily**chugs in one gulp**fapfapfap*
Somebody wanna get this hobo off our beach?
A snack!
*munches on the hobo*
GAH!!! Did you wash it first?
That’s not dirt, it’s hobo spices.
EEEEeeeeep!
*doesn’t cover eyes*
Hey, you!
*puts clothes on*
*pouncetacklesqueeze*
*stumblefrompouncesqueeze,squeeze*
hey love, sorry I didn’t follow through with being on here often. but I am trying to get here often as I can.
Howdy Failpeeps, nice to see yall in the cuddle puddle.
Awwww, don’t worry about it, bud — it’s nice to see you when you can get here!
Hi Jayzen. Long time no see.
The Game
Whatever suits you sis. GAAAAAASP!!!! When did you get that tattoo???
*points but doesn’t say where*
Which one?
I have two: one on my butt (a Tigger) and one in front, by my hip (was a heart, but covered with a dragon now).
I just got my first tattoo two days ago…that was an experience! good times! stillhurts though.
For reals?
What’d you get and where?
(For reals, Leila!)
Cool and ouchy!!
Best cuddle puddle in a long time! Thanks so much, Judy!
*squeeeeeeeeze*
My pleasure, ma’am!
*bows deeply, secure in the knowledge that Arthur is nowhere around*
Woohoo! The Puddle’s still open!
*puts on bathing suit*
*bathes in sunscreen, puts white stuff on his nose*
Happy Friday everyone!
*cuddles*
You must be from southern California too, most northern folk put that stuff on the ground.
I thought the Californian people put it up their noses.
Oh, you said on. I thought you said in.
Gasp! An enterance to the fail community!
*Puts on Blue Swimsuit*
*Zooms down the Water Slide*
*Makes a big splash*
Please Check out my new fail video!!
Definitely not epic or abnormal. That happens at least a thousand times a day during the ski season, probably much more than that.
Robbie Williams: Check
Lack of fun colours: Check
Non-event: Check
Ya this was a bad video. Keep trying though. No need to give up. Good lad.
Oh good gracious, please for the love of all that is right and true in the world, do not encourage it. Just. Don’t.
Hmmm… it felt meaner when I was writing it.
Fail video fail.
And trolling FAIL, too.
I think she might want that book…
I think I’ll dub this day ‘Assault on the Child Day…
…meh.
Is that Corey’s mom and his little sister?
LOL!
Awww, the innocence of youth…
And I thought I was an asshat for teaching Baby Starfish how to get me a beer from the fridge.
My ex-father-in-law used to have my kidlets get his beer all the time…so much so that they started calling it ‘Grandpa’s pop’.
a good man that one
*looks at your name*
*snorts the ink out of a pen*
Woah man, bad trip! BAD TRIP!!!
Hehheh, WIN!
it´s not
now suck it (all) up
It really is a sad family day.
I know right?
since nobody has said it first
Fat lass and a ginger kid. Natural selection.
All I’m seeing is training for college.
Actually, she’s training to be the Champion Beer Bong Drinker when she goes to her first unsupervised party… in about 4 years.
Way to invite all the creeps in FB!
Ignore the creeps!
*pushes Leila in pool*
I’ve been inflated so this will work just fine.
*floats in pool*
*forgets the creeps*
*waits for MaiTai w NyQuil*
She’s got a cough, and this is the only way her mom can get her to accept a Ricola cough drop.
You, too, mister – in the pool!
*pushes Admiral in pool*
*grabs Jucy on the way in*
*SPLOOOOOSH!*
Hey! I was grilli..!
*glub glub glub…*
Oh no!!! Judy!!!!
Someone call the firemenz!!!!!
*fishes her phone from her leaf bikini*
0.0
Yodeling time!
Riiiiicola!
I dread putting ricotta cheese on my grocery list because my hubby *shakes head* goes around saying ♪ riiiiiiiiiiiicotta ♪ up and down the isles.
Oh, how embarrassing! Can’t you leave him at home?
I try to leave him in the trunk but he makes too much noise.
(hee hee!)
I spend so much more at the grocery store when the hubby comes along. It’s a much smoother trip if it’s just me and the kidlets. How does that work?
That’s cuz your hubby is the unruly kid, like mine.
In my experience, you spend more time explaining why you buy the stuff you do and how much you spend on them when your spouse is with…kinda glad I don’t have to deal with that right now…
Dammit, now I’ll be thinking of that every time I buy ricotta cheese. It’s like every time I have to buy paper towels I think of that misprint “Brawny Paper Tuna.”
I am sorry Cloral. Now you feel my pain.
Brawny Paper Tuna?
It was from a supermarket ad quite a few years ago. Instead of printing ‘towels’ they printed ‘tuna’.
I guess bad parenting makes you fat….
Looks like she got more than she bargained for.
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i hate you
Wrong attitude. Don’t hate him, pity him.
It’s so ……. why? I don’t get it… He’s been asked to stop repeatedly, banned a couple times, why the eff is he hocking his stupid video here?!?
Don’t you recognize a lifeless being when you see one yet? He’s obviously a member of my hoard and an unruly one at that.
Contrary to popular belief, I can only truly control the hoard when they’re dancing. Zombies tend to be Feral Undead by nature.
I pity this trollin’ foo!
I wish for the ice to consume you.
*notices page peppered with videos*
*takes a deep breath and exhales*
Cake and cookies in the breakroom by the cuddle puddle everyone!!!!
Do I dare ask what a cuddle puddle is?
Go ahead, ask.
Okay, so what’s a cuddle puddle?
*is afraid he might regret asking*
It’s a puddle where we — failpeep regulars — cuddle.
Good enough?
Ever see the movie Poltergeist? You know that scene near the end when the storm floods the dug up pool and all the bodies start popping out from the ground?
Yeah, it’s nothing at all like that.
oh good, I was starting to worry for a second.
All right blogbulge, why can’t I say Adblockplus?
~Yay…the video spammer’s back!~
*joins Leila in breakroom*
Can’t they just permanently bar every IP address he uses?
Go suck out his brains ZA.
oh, wait……
You have much to learn, my young padawan…spammers and trolls lack certain gray matter required to think and speak properly. Sadly, if given to a zombie, they could be deprived of proper nurishment.
I Know, hence the comment “oh, wait….”
We wouldn’t want ZA to be malnourished now would we.
Malnourished zombies tend to develop a rather nasty case of the munchies.
I thought that was more from…
Funny, ’cause for me, trolls are a delicacy!
C’mon girl. I think there’s still some baklava left from yesterday.
Yum!
I ♥ baklava!!!!!
*salivates*
lol sign “i got banged”
It most likely says “I got bonged,” seeing as that is known as a beer bong.
well could be worse her dad could show her swallowing
Pedobear approves.
Looks like the kid’s chugging chocolate milk to me
Actually, I thought it was grape juice. I also thought I would leave that thought alone.
Guess you gotta train them for their college years early.
One wonders if the beer bong has anything to do with the brute fact of parenthood in the first place. . .
Just like a breather to blame inanimate objects for their lack of self control.
OT: Just read in the papers that Bin Laden has created a facebook profile. No joke. My initial reaction:
:?:
Um… should I ‘friend’ him?
*ponders*
If you don’t mind a few “friendly” visits by the CIA, FBI and Interpol, then yes, why not?
It’s definitely an attention getter. Will you visit me in jail?
sure! I could bake you a cake to hide a file
*still chewing on a hobo’s ear*
Bucks to bakers it’s not the real one.
You have to get them acclimated. After all, do you want YOUR kid to be the one that embarasses themselves by not being able to chug the beer from the bong at a high school or college party?
Good point, not to mention the importance of building up a tolerance to alcohol. You don’t want your daughter getting totally plastered for the first time at said party do you? Who know what could happen. It’s much safer to practice at home.
At Least She Is Drinking Water.
Wow, looks like the short bus crashed and all the tards got loose. Ever heard of a chat room? Or maybe it should be called a comment room, since comment apparently means ‘sling shash all over the place and forget to actually talk about the subject matter at hand’ , aka the supposed fail up there. The only fail I see is that she didn’t properly child proof the fuse box, so that any inebriated minor with access to a stool could open it up and play with its innards. You people…
Would someone kindly show Angus the way out?
Thank you.
I will be waiting outside as I arrived driving the replacement bus. Everyone hop in so we can get you back to the tard shack, located at the corner of Suck Street and My Ass Avenue. Thank you, though, for reading my digital diarrhea. It makes my mid-digit point to the stars.
~Happy to have been of assistance!~
~Come again!~
Just did …
*hands Judy a moist towelette*
Isn’t it funny that the comments rarely have anything to do with the photo on here.
I dunno.
I thought that was funny.
Don’t you think that’s funny?
I do.
mmm that chick is so hot, she probably looks like most of the posters on here. fat pigs..
gross! she’s like 9 years old!
Pedo FAIL!
Why???
That’s a big question Fox. You going through a mid-life crisis or wha?
Do a barrel roll!
(Press Z or R twice)
Clearly that isnt a beer in the mom’s hand
Actually, it’s not as bad as you think. Her little hamster crawled into the funnel end, and Mom’s helping her to blow Fluffy back out again. The water in Mom’s hand is to take away the nasty taste if Fluffy panics and pees down the funnel…
Looks like a parenting *win* to me.
ps. everyone that posted above me is a retard.
Of course you are a ‘tard, Dave.
this is messed up. get it off this site now.
That’s why it’s on this site.
I don’t see what the big deal is. Judging by the bottle in the mom’s hand, the kid is drinking WATER. What’s so awful about a picture that looks at first glance like a child MIGHT be drinking beer but probably isn’t?
So apparently nobody had anything fun to do last night, according to the discussion that went on here…
And, yeah, it’s clearly NOT beer. If it was, that’d be sad, but not nearly as sad as 8000000000 other things we can find on the internet.
No joke. the internet seems to consolidate and expose the idiots in the world.
I.E. you guys.
I hope that’s KoolAid
*runs through a wall*
OH YEAH!!!
whst is that?
Actually, it’s not the implication that she’s drinking beer that’s failish. If you manage to track down the full uncropped pic you’ll quite clearly see a man on the far right of the picture standing on the top rung of a step ladder and vigorously masturbating.
You are revolting!
You’re darn right I am, this place needs a revolution. I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore.
good thing to teach your children..
noobs
I can’t believe that. What sort of upbringing is this child going to have? I think it’s disgusting that woman is teaching her child how to do that. Is no one else as disgusted as me? Clearly not as y’all are talking crap and not about the above pic.
Looks like an older sister to me. Still fail, but older siblings pretty much exist to corrupt the younger ones.
No :/
Retards exist to corrupt the younger ones- I have a friend who has siblings. None of them would ever do this.
I hope she gets arrested for child abuse, no matter who she is.
That is really sad. I’ve seen worse but this is still very, very sad… Oh well, life goes on…
oh my god…you people are so damn stupid. have you noticed that the woman is holding a WATER bottle??
Just because it’s water doesn’t mean it’s any less inappropriate. Having your child use a beer bong is pretty inappropriate no matter what they are bonging. I believe this sends the wrong message to this child. What if she goes to school and asks all her classmates “hey, have you ever bonged kool-aid before? I have! It’s fun!” Parents and teachers will be upset.
RAWR!!! I the FAIL Monster have invaded your comment page to steal your favorite FAILs. Gimme!!
I just lost my job so….. I’m now the Cookie Monster! Gimme!! But not raisin; I hate raisin.
drunk woman in progress…
woman when she grows up
That’s a big trailer they live in.
Dud is that not a little to early