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Erm, if I click “report abuse”, am I doing this guy a favor?
*click*
Third!
If i post to the first post does that make me fourth?
Depends. Do you need the frontal lobotomy sooner, or later?
If i post to the first post does that make me sixth?
Don’t copy you closet jew.
FAIL
you racist prick.
Jew is not a race. You fail.
Except that it is, as well as a religion. So, you fail.
Actually, there is only one race – the human race. There is an 85% variance WITHIN the so-called “races” as opposed to between them. Try again.
Jews aren’t a race – there are black Jews, white Jews, Asian Jews, hispanic Jews, etc etc etc. Oh, and while we’re at it, “hispanic” is a language – those who speak Spanish. NOT a race either.
dude! you rock man! what a kick ass comment!
there is but one race. the human race!
RIGHT ON SUCKERS!
All of these replies are EPIC FAILS.
Dude…
Well… English isn`t my first language but for all that i know, scientifically speaking, there Might be more than one human race. But only one human specie. The *Homo sapiens* specie. From that on there might be lots of races since a lot of scientists always think their classifications are the best… To make it easy we could use the dogs example. For how long as theres still DNA compatibility they are still in the same specie. But we call them a lot of different races. Well… At least thats how it works on my language. So please do not kill the science. =P
Are trolls a race?
Hispanic is not a language…Spanish is a language. Hispanic means “From Hispaniola” which is the entire peninsula containing Spain and Portugal…you fail.
Hispaniola an island that contains the countries of Haiti and the Dominican Republic. Spain and Portugal are on the Iberian peninsula. So please if you are going to call out people at least fact check your own flame.
You guys are both retarded, Spanish is a language and Hispaniola is the island in the Caribbean containing the Dominican Republic and Haiti. Spain and Portugal are on the Iberian Peninsula. And no one really cares about the difference between race, ethnicity, or nationality anyway. And not all people that follow Judaism as a religion are Jews. That is a specific distinction of people based on more than just religion.
Woops, you already got that one. Sorry about that
i agree with you! racism is one of the stupidest things we have going right now… BUT, for the sake of the argument, Jew is in fact a “race” (for lack of a better word) yes, there are Blacks, Whites, Asians and Hispanics who subscribe to the Jewish religion, but there is also a group of people who are physically “Jews” even if some of them don’t hold to the Jewish religion.
now that wasn’t confusing at ALL ^
there are more races, like boat races, bike races, street races, nascar, F1, etc etc etc…
They’re called “Hebrew” and yea, and they are a “race” as defined by our language. Even though “race” is not used in biology, they still call them “sub-species” or something, race is just easier to say.
it’s called the human SPECIES, you politically correct n00b. Human species have more than one race. Most animals do.
You’re an idiot, Jew is both a race and a religion. Where in, many people of the Jewish race are NOT of the Jewish religion and vice versa.
GOD, I hate you
Sounds like a thing that needs to be a movie quote. Terminator meets Serenity?
1. A Spanish-speaking person.
2. A U.S. citizen or resident of Latin-American or Spanish descent.
Spanish is a language. “Hispanic” is not a language. Hispanic is relating to the person who speaks Spanish or hails from those certain areas. You will find “Hispanic” on most documents that request racial information, including the U.S. census.
I’m only saying it isn’t the language and there is more about the origins of the word in the dictionary as well.
good point
Actually he was referring to one of the new character choices in the upcoming D&D 5th Edition. They’re said to get natural stat bonuses to Charisma and have a higher chance of finding gold.
Yeah! They have classes like Accountant and Bank Owner!
FAIL.
whats he supposed to say, religionist?
Who are you calling racist? Me or ffffffff4?
“closet jew?” wth
@ souJose – Are you Really serious?!
“The *Homo sapiens* specie. From that on there might be lots of races since a lot of scientists always think their classifications are the best..”
You are right up to this point. And then, you are right again saying there might be other races. Now pease take out your 6th grade biology school book. Human race as we see them running around on this planet today are *one* race of the species homo sapiens, and the name of said race is homo sapiens sapiens. There were others, like the homo spaiens neandertalensis, which are extinct.
So please do not kill the science. Or basic smart-arse basics like looking up the f ing facts before smart arsing
@DebbieAnn It’s called the IBERIAN Peninsula, Hispaiola is an island in the Caribbean.
It’s called the HYBOREAN wasteland, where Conan the Barbarian slays his enemies.
Well mate… Maybe you should read a bit more before trying to be a smart-arse calling someone a smart-arse… You are right until the point you say i`m right. But after that you are kind of wrong. *Homo sapiens* and *Homo neanderthalensis* are different species! Not races from a different specie. And i do not need to google it before saying anything because i do study biology. So i think you are the one who needs to do some research. And, if this information you provided is from your biology book, please buy a more trustable than this one. Because i`m sorry to tell you. This information is wrong. And, if you are going to reply my comment. Please do find a really trustable source. Then you will see theres no reason to reply it. Do not just copy any inter-webs citations. It makes me mad when people nowadays think everything they see on internet is right. And let me tell you something that might be new to you. Wikipedia is a FREE encyclopedia. Even you can write an article there. So do not fully trust it either.
And well. This now is just a piece of information you might enjoy since it seems you might have not opened you history book as well as you didn`t open your biology one. The nomenclature *Homo sapiens sapiens* came out during the Enlightenment period on Europe. The scientists from that time thought they got so much enlightenment in so many different subjects that they were no longer the same specie. So they thought it would be better to change theirs “species“ names. And they did this by adding one more sapiens to their specie name. Ending up on *Homo sapiens sapiens*. What means something like “The Man Whom Knows That Knows.“
So anyone can make their own idea about this. To me its just the same specie. Not a real based scientific fact. If they legalized this over time i`m not sure. You might look at it in a trustable history book and tell me later ok?!
See ya then. ;D
This argument is starting to sound like an episode of “The Big Bang Theory”
I agree with are you serious?
I agree with both! xD
Ops…
My fail?!
I dont agree…
I disagree!!!
I`m confused!!!
Do not consider my last post… xD
Hmm…
The one above i mean…
Well…
You got it! xD
Ugh,i know. This is a FAIL BLOG,not a Stephen Hawking chat session!!
all the first paragraph is correct, not really sure what you are on about in the second, but for the guy talking about dogs, a specie is a group of animals that can breed to produce fertile offspring, all dogs could breed (some would need artificial insemination e.g, a St. Bernard and a chihuahua, but still would produce fertile offspring.) a breed is a variation within a specie, all dogs are the same specie (Canis lupus familiaris) tigers and lions can produce offspring (liger) but it is always infertile, so are different species, but the same genus. humans are all the same specie and black, white, asian, etc. are all different breeds of the homo sapiens.
You are completely right! ;D
Sounded just like my teacher doing his speech! o.o“
Even used the same examples!!! O.O“
But well… That`s it! xD
I thought we were talking about this evil guy that doesnt want his children…….are we?
yes untill the closet jew incident about 35 posts above this. damn i just counted up to it to see where it was then i noticed it is only 7 down. i wasted about 20 seconds of my life!
People seriously debating such things as race and politics on failblog…. The fact that makes it worse is that every other post is like this…. I have started to hate that “comment” button…
Very good, LightninLew, I’m glad someone said that.
Actually there is a possibility for Homo neanderthalensis to be a sub-species of Homo sapiens (making it H. sapiens neanderthalensis). The species of all extant humans is H. sapiens sapiens. And the concept of race is an outdated taxonomy as it has more variance within groups than between groups. It is still used as a tool for comunication and simplification, but it lacks scientific validity.
I don’t think it is possible for a neanderthals to be a sub species of homo sapiens because their DNA is too different, I think it is more likely we are related to them the same way we are to a gorilla, sharing common ancestors but they are not our ancestors. I’m pretty sure this is unproven but seems to be correct.
Always a fun troll bait show to be had at Failblog
Man, this argument is getting weird. How did a FAIL about the government taking one’s children away turn into a race argument? Seriously WTF?
Who cares? You’ll be doing his kids a favor.
“howd such a great and unbelievable guy get stuck with kids like those” lmaoo
HA
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its funny but not a fail
You mean: it is a fail, but not funny…
You mean its a video that fails.
WIN.
You mean he even fails at failing.
you fail at calling a failfail of a fail FAIL!
If I see you posting this stupid video again…
click it… just in case
I looked the question up on Yahoo Answers and it’s a fake. There are two others by unique users that are word for word copy and pasted as well as a few that paraphrased…
Yeah it sounded fake. At least, one would hope.
Ha!
If we responding in comments does that mean we are falling for an obvious troll or would we have to respond to the original Yahoo Answers posting to have fallen for the trolling?
That’s a good question. Perhaps by knowing and acknowledging it’s a troll, your in the clear. Someone who doesn’t know it’s a troll, it may not matter where they respond.
I think to the original.
You’ll have to state your reasons. ;P
Um… wow. I couldn’t even laugh at that.
Yeah, this one made me die a little
indeed, he said he’s ‘a really cool guy’
no lack of self esteem it seems
as a foster parent, this post really offends me.
As once a foster kid and unwanted by my own father it really offends me f that guy right in his ass i ll take the kids if he dont want them!!!
maybe his kids are MAJOR douchebags tho, might be better for everyone if they get stuck in an orpanage
…who abuses children and doesn’t afraid of anything!
Well not all fails are funny. Some make you think. I hope anyone who has kids who sees this gets motivated to do a little something extra for them today.
I’ll be equally unfunny and mention that I am also a single parent of three. Wife bailed to enjoy carefree fornication and the state gave me the kids. I *spend time* with them and actively guide them. This guy is crap.
Hear, hear. You’re the kind of parent this guy’s three neurons can’t fire to figure out how to be.
I’m sorry about your wife. I’m glad you’re a good guy and a good father.
Maybe being a good father is knowing when it’s better to put your kids into the care of someone who might actually love them than to keep them around. His kids probably are a-holes because they know he resents them or they blame him for mom leaving. Sometimes it’s better to just walk away than stick around monkey-f-king a problem.
yeah exactly, this guy should just sack up and learn how to be a responsible and proper father… if he has that attitude towards them, thats probably why they hate him, AND HE is the one who is supposed to teach them how to be civil and what not, thats what parents are for, kids dont just get those skills by themselves… what a frickin dunce
First!
F!rst
Fail
Oh man you sound like you know what your talking about, how many kids have you lost?
That made me laugh, the guy’s a virgin, all trolls die virgins.
They should be the first ones we sacrifice.
that’s not fair. some of them eventually figure out that they can pay for it
Your comment made my day. Thank you so very much.
That must be quite a burden. I feel sorry for you.
failblog fail
If this was Art of Trolling this would be perfect.
But it’s not. Way to fall for an obvious troll.
Lousy parenting means lousy kids, no surprise here!
Parent Of The Year.
this is NOT a fail, this is one of the very few fathers who really take CARE of his children. as he knows he can not raise his family and he dont want to damage them. many others choose to beat their family.
congrats, you are a noble exception.
your only fault was MAKING the kids back then.
Talk about taking care of your kids…
When my dad heard I needed shoes, he started mixing cement!
Nothing wrong here that a meat cleaver, a tiny hot dog bun, and Jeffrey Dahmer couldn’t cure.
If he hated his wife, that would be one thing. You are allowed to hate the mother or father of your children. And you are allowed to recognize that your kids are little brats. You are not allowed to complain because it’s nobody’s fault but your own. Suck it up, learn to live with them, and TEACH THEM. That’s the parent’s job.
They are a real drain on my finances …
They don’t like good music …
One is probably left handed, too.
The nerve of those children. To make an awesome guy like that look like he’s less awesome.
They’re really crampin’ his style.
How’s an awesome guy like that supposed to impress the ladies with 3 kids with bad personalities & a bad taste in music?
Two words: Pinky ring!
it is absolutely not a very small portion of fathers who treat their children reasonably. he knows he can raise them, but he hates them hypothetically for reasons of bad taste and being undeveloped in their personalities. so he’s trying to put them in adoptive/foster care at ages that it will be months to years until they either find a family or graduate without being adopted. the 9 and 11 have chances but the 14 year old will likely have none. but it’s a troll either way so in reality it doesn’t matter.
Wouldn’t call that caring when he consider’s the childs as a burden for him more than him being a burden for them.
Plus that took him 14 years to realize.
*sorry if spelling sucks, english is not my first language.
This is a fail. You make it seem like he wants to do this to better the life of his children, but a careful reading reveals his doing this solely for his own self interest. He hates them, they’re making his life miserable, so he decides to give them away. This is not in a any way an attempt to make their lives better, only to better his life. His motives shows us he’s an @ss.
You raise your family!! That’s just what you do. There’s no having a family, and then pawning them off on someone else…ie the state…ie taxpayers…ie me…to raise your kids. That’s what’s wrong with this country-no responsibility for your actions. If you’re mentally and physically capable of procreating then you are mentally and physically capable to provide for your offspring. It’s nature and nurture! All animals have an internal need to pass on their lineage and to do that they need to care for thier OWN children. This joke of a man (if he really exists) doesn’t need to give his kids up, he needs to get himself together, stop being a waste in society, and we need to stop rewarding jerks like this by commending his actions.
My life story.
I’m sorry to hear that. What can I do to make it better?
It is very long.
…
The time you’re taking to answer, I mean.
Im sorry I have a cold.
(and I am revising for an exam……why did I decide to get a degree at my age?)
Good question, a community college or university would have been a better location than your age.
I know, but there wasn’t alot of choice.
Wait! You’re not over forty, are you? Because then the offer’s off!
*tucks Schwanz away*
32…not 42!
get a room you two
whippersnappers these days, always complaining! why, back in my day we’d battle packs of rampaging polar bears through blowing sand storms in the jungles of Tibet just to learn the answer to the age old question of: “if you had 3 apples and your little brother ate one, how many would you have left?”
what about the whippersnappers and their hippity-hoppity music playing on our damn lawns?
Good Monty Python reference!
Jean-Jacques Rousseau WIN
*applauds and sends congratulatory e-mile*
I’m not from an english-speaking country and I dont understand anything
…. Could you write what the guy says? See ‘ya!
Maybe you should comment which language you would prefer.
“Yern bousfërn beumbädeh skidöö. Yern bousfërn erdioüm bërn börk börk börk.”
“Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.”
“Hoppe hoppe Reiter, wenn erfällt, dann schreit er. Fällt er in den Graben, dann fressen ihn die Raben.”
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!…
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!! *croak*
If you translate this you will die of laughter.
Non de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère.
Its like wiping your arse with silk.
One ring to rule them all….?
There was some kin-strife back then when the Ring was forged, but I think it involved swords and slaying of stuff and… …those kind of things….
poop
Swedish Chef FTW!!!
Just copy and paste the text in the google translator.. Usually works for me!
Ok, that comment wasnt suppossed to be in this post, sorry
But what was the resolution?
1680×1050
*golf clap*
Hahahaha
The resolution was
leave the kids at a pageant for a couple of hours, you won’t see them again
That’d work for the girls, but you’d need to take the boys to a NAMBLA convention.
National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?
There is no fail here, there is only win.
It’s time to go out for a pack of cigarettes…
In cases like this, I think it’s seriously better for all involved to let the man get what he wants. Kids raised in foster care (and while I know that system is far from perfect, at least foster parents want kids and qualify as being able to raise them) rather than kids beaten daily because they’re making the father live in poverty is a win, in my books.
Put them on a plane to Russia.
That only works with kids you’ve adopted. He fathered these ones, no refunds. Unless he sells them to Russia…?
Surely there are Russian parents waiting to adopt American children, if only the State Department would let them…
In Russia, your children take the state away from you.
do the kids (and the rest of the world) a favor and hang yourself
how much oxygen are we losing every time you breath
This is pure WIN.
this is sad..:))
and here I am pondering what the bigger fail is: the question or the fact it’s a ‘resolved question’…
Looks like he got more than he bargained for. B)
Yah! Let’s not take carw of the children ourselves but conmite fraud!!!
Ok, pause the game, go into build mode, build a wall around them with no doors, and leave them in there. Oh, wait, this isn’t The Sims we’re talking about, is it?
Make sure you have a fireplace going in there as well. Takes less time.
It’s a win, if it works^^
I kinda wanna hang out with this guy, seems like a cool dude.
Why would you want to?
It says in his post that he’s a cool and awesome guy. You think he would lie about that?
Ummmm..YES……
rare is such an honest and forward man.
I think it’s obvious that this story is fake. It was written as a joke to see what kind of responses it would get. It made the fail blog, so it must be doing pretty good!
welcome to the art of trolls, dear sara
I also think it’s a fake. Usually losers don’t write so well.
Win. Definitely win. No doubt about it.
no its the biggest fail ever
Yes Greg, you are a really cool guy.
Cool – another fake Yahoo Answers “Fail”. Gay….
Wow, educated response.
That’s why I don’t have kids.
You don’t know what they will become.
Why was this on Yahoo answers? He practically answered his own question anyway :p
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I post online that I hate my children and that I have a plan to get rid of them, will I be sent to jail before or after it gets posted on FailBlog?
Well, champ, you don’t just “end up” with wiener kids, you raise wiener kids.
Also,
Stupid.
It’s just sad how low a person can be.
I’m pretty sure what he is describing (child neglect) is illegal.
However, he could make his property look like a dump. The neighbors would eventually call CPS on his ass. That’s what worked for me.
oops…I’ve said too much..
Are you an awesome guy?
What a disgustingly selfish person. He’s talking about human beings.
God I hope it’s fake.
maybe his kids have just got good taste… that’s why they hate him
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOL’D
“Gee, bro, how can we get away from Dad? Maybe we can dis his tunes, drain his finances, and act like wieners.”
KIDS WIN!
Sounds like a plan to me!!! This guy is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are fing kidding me?!!! Hey if you don’t want you kids it’s no wonder they hate you!!! Get a life you loser!! How you even had kids in the first place is a mystery to me, you sound like a real piece of work and any decent woman wouldn’t give you the time of day . . . Probably how you ended up having kids with a meth addict!!
who are you talking to? do you think the guy that posted that on yahoo answers is here right now?
Gee, and here I was thinking people in Hollywood gave parenting a black eye from which it may never recover, but after seeing this Yahoo “question”, I’m 100% this guy won the grand prize for being a douchebag! Congratulations, Greg! May you and your druggie wife enjoy a marriage of eternal happiness!
i found this hilarious haha
someone explain to these poor interbutt inexperienced people what a troll is>.>
yes, captain obvious, THANK YOU !!
I’m pretty sure this is real.
Poor America, poor poor.
Depending on if it’s real (I think it’s fake, but I’ll comment as if it’s real): it is actually a good thing he does that (though, he should do it in a different way than depriving his children of lunch).
Yes, his reasons are retarded, but if his children are really such a drain financially, it means he’s living in poverty. He also sounds like a bad father, which is especially bad because his children don’t have a mother to turn to. That’s just a terribly crappy life for the children: they’re better off pretty much anywhere.
And anyway, it’s a hell of a lot better than people who only get children to abuse. At least this father admits he won’t be able to give his children a good life, and so he wants to give them a good chance for a better life (well, he doesn’t say that, but it’s pretty much clear).
Love the Sopranos reference.
My mom chose to have five children, and then decided that she was tired of being a parent and wanted to pursue her own selfish interests without the burden of children, so she moved to India and just left them with my alcoholic ex-step dad who was a pretty non-existent parent. This was after I had already moved out, but my three younger siblings were still at home, and at ages 11, 13, and 14, their lives were irreparably damaged by her abandonment. More than ten years later, now that we are all adults, they are still dealing with the repercussions of our mother’s selfishness and shitty choices.
When you choose to have children, you are making a big commitment, and you have to be ready to fulfill it until every one of your children reaches the age of 18. Bailing or giving them away is simply unacceptable. This guy makes me sick.
Parents *can* suck. When my mom found out she was preggers with me, my father (who wanted an easy, uninhibited life) bolted, leaving my mom very alone and working at a part-time job. Two doctors told her to abort since a single woman couldn’t properly raise a child; she found a third who wasn’t such an idiot. Then she moved into a co-op with some other women, had me, went to night school, got a much better paying job, and then met and married my step-dad when I was two. He’s never treated me as anything other than his own child; and even though my brother (half-brother, technically) is “their” child, both my parents have always treated us equally.
So while your mom was a terrible mother, they aren’t all
And yes, if this guy exists as anything other than a Yahoo!Answers troll, he both sucks and blows.
Way to totally blame your mother. Cause it’s not your father’s fault he is an abusive alcoholic? No wonder your mother wanted to leave.
If you think about it, the kids are just like him.
agreed.
After reading the posting my first thoughts flashbacked to that old anti-drug commercial, “I learned it by watching you!”
It’s legit:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:itmG7GFbh9sJ:answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20090702111747AALIhOK+how+to+get+the+state+to+take+away+my+children&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk
Except that the name of the poster on that link is AnimalFilter and on the picture up top it’s Greg G…
Depending on what state he is in, he can always just give them up – that is feasible. And if he’s just a troll, well kudos for him for putting into words what SOME parents really should be at least admitting. That they suck, and someone else could be doing a better job, so why screw them up too and continue the cycle.
It was’nt funny… until he says that he’s a cool guy.
lol lol lol lol and lol XD
“They don’t know what good music is”
Thumbs up for that awesome argument!
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dont think i got it the first time
ye u posted this once already. belt up. go away.
Why isn’t this on Artoftrolling?
Just to let whoever posted this know, these got old a LONG time ago.
This is a win in my opinion lol
Dude, you have got to be the biggest a**hole on the face of this earth. If you didn’t want kids, you should have used protection or had a little snip snip done on your testes. You definitely win the “Unfit Father Of The Year” award. I hope your kids are taken from you and put into a home where they can find out what love is. You’re a poor excuse for a man, you slime ball!
This is an example of idiot. It is his fault if the kids don’t like him. If I had such father, I already would get rid of him.
How to get your kids taken away? Just look two fails up! ^^
Take out a $10 million insurance policy on your self that pays out even in the event of suicide and give your kids a chance at a real life! I suggest ice cudes, a razor blade and a hot bath!
Strange, I was just wondering how such an awesome guy ended up with such lousy kids…
WIN!
…And it may not even be those kids specifically. All kids are wieners at that age.
TROLL WIN
He thinks that his children are not worth of his time. What a uncool sore loser guy.
I want to kill this motherf@cker.
I want to kill
troll
nuff said
WIN!
I know it could be a troll but I think many people here have a high opinion of society.
Around the world, and even in America, there are cases of serious child abuse. Have you ever heard of that woman who tried selling her child for booze? Thankfully a concerned lady pretended to ‘buy’ the child before anyone else did, and reported the whole thing to the police.
And I don’t want to bring up a dark topic, but there are cases of parents sexually abusing their children, sometimes ‘renting’ them to strangers. It’s sick, and it happens.
Parents who hate their children are a reality.
Stupidity is also a reality. How many more videos of teenagers nearly killing themselves in stupid stunts does this website need to feature before everyone here believes that?
This guy could be a troll or he could be real. Considering the many true examples we have of bad parenting and human idiocy, we can’t claim without a doubt this is not real.
I guess it’s easier to think this is fake and laugh about it then to admit society needs to be fixed.
I feel cold. That’s your fault. You made me cold. You’re like wind. Cold wind. Only the wind doesn’t make me cold from the inside. Not like you just did. You just made my insides cold. Why would you want to do that?
So go somewhere and do something about it rather than bringing the whole place down with your crying. I don’t come here to be lectured on all the things wrong in the world.
9, 11 and 14 years…..? hmm… I can take them!
Shoo! Get outta here. You know not to come here bear. Yet you still persist.
Damn. This guys messed up. No matter how “lame” or misbehaved your children are, doesn’t mean you sohuld hate them. When they say they hate you, deep down, they probably love you for something. And it doesn’t matter if you’re low on cash and your kids ask you to buy stuff. A simple “No” should do it, no matter how much they beg…
You’re right. This post kinda made me die inside a little bit.
THIS is why guys should always always wear a condom. I know a lot of parents who say they love their kids but complain constantly about them and then seem baffled as to why I don’t have any. Huh? And if you only make $9 an hour why have four kids like the guy I just met? Most people DO know how babies happen in this day and age, right? It’s NOT that difficult to prevent.
One of the tags for this is “G-Rated.” FAIL
Thanks, dad. I’m running away.
How about he do some actual parenting and be a man instead of wanting to get back to wet t-shirt contests and keg stands?
Of course your kids don’t like your music- they are CHILDREN. and of course your children are a financial burden because they are YOUR children.
Sad thing is that this is probably not fake either… So many morons out there, and they are the ones repopulating the earth for the most part.
Why do people start hurling abuse in here? He’s not here, he can’t see what you’re writing.
Ask yourself why people watching sports on TV yell at the players from their couches, and you will have your answer.
Just an out and out douche.
Yeah, they have wallets too.
And kitchens.
So this guy is too dumb to understand the concept of giving children up for adoption?
Wow. I feel genuinely sorry for those kids, I really do. They have such a pathetic scumbag of a paternal parent. Whoever wrote such nonsense on yahoo answer should be castrated.
To be fair, the 3 kids were raised by a meth addicted mother, and he would’ve only got custody once she got busted. They probably all have significant behavioural problems, and would be difficult to parent.
All the child support services and parenting help programmes are geared toward helping mothers (not fathers).
And finally societies attitudes: If a mother says she is having trouble with her kids, she gets sympathy and support. If a father says he’s having trouble with his kids, he gets called a lousy parent.
Having said all that; You NEVER, NEVER give up on your children.
This guy is a douche.
Lol what a legend
The real tragedy is that this guy wasn’t neutered -before- he sired kids.
to give the guy at least a little bit of credit, I really don’t think he was being literal. I thought it was mildly humorous. I mean, if you dissect it – you can tell the guy is well spoken. I KNOW I was a brat when I was a teenager and my parents told me they were going to ship me back to the orphanage I came from if I didn’t straighten out. He was probably just using the internet for venting after a long hard day of power struggling with his kids. no?
I think this “dad” needs to be “fixed”. Just chop off his genitals… He won’t have to worry about any more kids and he’ll be helping the human race.
This guy is one douchehole to say the least. I feel bad for him about being a single parent and having his ex being a meth addict but for the ‘i hate my kids’ problem 1 word: disipline. stupid motherchukka
Troll or not…this post made me want to paint the walls red….with his face.
he should have gotten a puppy before he had kids.
Why? So he could give that up as well? Animals are no more disposable than children.
animal -> human equivocation FAIL
OMG!!! round of applause for this performance! good for you! GOOD for YOU!!!! i think it would be best if the kids moved out they sound lame and he sounds a little too nutty xD!
Well let’s see —- I think the kids would probably be better of than with an uncaring, self centered, arrogant and as it appears otherwise incapable parent …….. the only bummer would be that he’d then be free to talk some poor thing into making more before he turns into his normal worthless self again.
OK state takes kids and his family jewels —- that be the deal he should get
Too many lousy parents nowadays..
the amount of people not figuring out that this guy is just a winner troll, and taking is srsly is hilarious. i think he actually wins.
Many have figured it out and yet taken the described situation seriously. First, because there is always a chance it’s real. Amazingly stupid people do exist. Or if this one is not real, there may be someone somewhere who thinks like that. Second, because it’s like fiction: knowing it never happened doesn’t stop you from discussing a book, play, film or TV show plot as if it had. There is a lot to learn from such discussions, the post itself is often secondary, a pretext, as it were. Yes I know it’s Fail Blog, it should be real, but really no harm is done if it isn’t. I for one don’t mind.
this guy is a moron! who gives away three perfectly good tax deductions away in April? thats the fail.
such cool guy, has sucky children and doesn’t afraid of anything
I look up to him damn he must be the greatest guy in the universe
Your post is definitely sarcastic, but I too look forward to the day “afraid” becomes a verb. Until then, you must wait.
^ Until then, you must know your meme.
The preemptive addition really brightens the fail. I sure hope this is a fake. If not, maybe the father can consider killing himself? Every party a winner!
Wow, this guy’s a complete scumbag.
i feel sorry for the kids, really. thank god my dad is not like that
the “preemptive for all the haters” clause is hilarious, though this situation is not
I hope the state does take them away
purposely made
Please tell me this guy is just trolling.
I hope the state does take his kids away, then he gets the worst beating of his life from the state when they come to take his kids away. Then he loses his job and ends up homeless like the douche that he is …
If any ever deserved to be homeless and lonely, this guy does.
kudos to who ever found this, hiliarious.
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enjoy
Sigh…if only this guy knew basic developmental psych…
All this discussion could be avoided if someone reasonable could advice this poor guy on the benefits of ramming his iron sauchiche in the chocolate box of his former junkie wife. That would prevent all of us from debating aimlessly on the moral aspects of sending the kids to Ukraine, for example, or – in my modest opinion, better -, put them to work in a charcoal mine.
The wife is a meth addict and left the kids… there is a good chance these kids have Reactive Attachment Disorder, that would explain a lot. Google it.
Um… pretty sure this is probably a Yahoo Troll. Guy who submitted this probably wrote it himself.
Regardless of whether he’s a troll or not, people do some seriously effed up things to their kids. A woman in my city was busted for renting out her nine year old for drugs. She’d bring the girl to the dealer’s house and get high in the kitchen while her dealer had her daughter in his bedroom. How do you even come up with a plan like that??? I just can’t wrap my brain around it.
I’ve worked at a center for abused children, and I’ve known kids who had similar experiences to the one you just described. Nothing like being prostituted at age 4 to feed your mom’s meth habit, and the resulting mental problems are 99% lifelong. Jobs like that make you realize that capital punishment is a woefully under-utilized option in this country.
where the hell is this guy? he needs a freakin butt whooping. freakin arrogant a-hole. its his fault his kids suck, which is just his moronic opionon. i wanna find this guy and fricken touch him alive. a-hole.
meant to say torch. its late and my typing sucks anyway so leave me alone.
Of course, that’s exactly what you would say to avoid getting busted
At least you didn’t want to “torch” the kids, right?
Hope & change…
FIRST?
Yes, you are first to fail.
I would rather a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy
When I look down at mine, it looks up at me with a blank slit.
Copypasta.
A father like this should be castrated. Without anesthetic.
win
i thought this was genuine at first because i know some people of around those ages, which i would definitely give up on if they were my kids, but when he refers to them as “lame” that makes it sound as if he doesn’t find them fun, or they are nerdy, so i think this is a fake and not a good one.
I applaud the person’s honesty. If more people would speak their minds, maybe others will think before getting themselves knocked up. Kids are hard work. They’re not all rainbows and sunshine. Why can’t we be honest about what it really means to become a parent?
Well my kids are a loosers too but i don´t hate them. I have a lot of money but if i cant stand being with them, this man can too!.
Who else wants to throw the troll-twat who thought this up, seeing as its fake, into a river?
If the kids are that bad, then they are simply as self-absorbed as their father. He’s not cool at all – he just doesn’t know that it takes sacrifice to raise good kids.
How the hell is this not a win????
This was obviously written by a troll…. Fail to failblog for including this
Oh wow thats not cool. Although I’d be happy if I could call the police to arrest my step-dad for being a moron. But just like dad’s have to put up with their kids, I have to put up with my parents haha.
This guy is totally my new hero
daamn thts one effed up situation O_o
At first I thought “oh, that guy’s poor kids”.
Then I considered the possibility that they were commenters on this post.
Then I thought, “I should tell him about voluntary surrender”.
NOW THATS GOOD PARENTING.
Why are all of you fighting with people you don’t know on FailBlog? I really don’t mean to be rude of anything, but it seems like there are better things to do. A lot of these comments aren’t even about the original post!
Child neglect attempt win.
i feel 4 this guy some little kids need to stfu and gtfo
idea u could get some pedifile to kidnapp them
Hi fellas!
I’ve just signed up failblog.org and wanna say hi to all the guys/gals of this board!
I used to like America.
This is a win.
Sell the kids on ebay.
What an evil father.
he even fails at failing.
failing at failing makes you failing fails, failer
Yeah, the first few comments about religion and language? I found that funnier than this post.
The guy’s a douche. But you all are fails if you believe he’s an actual “father who hates his children and wants the state to take them away.”
Obviously a troll.
TL;DR.
What? Darn Parent.
Wow. Wonder if he ever posted the question “How to adopt new children after getting others taken away.”