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i won
on a very lame fail, might I add
its more like a child safety fail
win !
Please check out my new fail video!!
Lame..!
I hate the ads at the beginning of the movies
especially the Marine Corps ads >( I hate the army.
Double the value, double the fun!
With doublefresh, doublenut gum!
GMTA nightshayde. I was going to say that.
Ummm…I’ll pass on the gum, thanks.
*Hands Ms B a Ak-47.
Did he DIE?!
You’re just asking to get hurt if you do something that stupid.
yea, how did they not see that comming?
I think he did see it coming, when he was about halfway down that ramp.
♫♪ Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’! ♫♪
♫We’ll crucify the insincere tonight
We’ll make things right, we’ll feel it all tonight♪
Woop Woop Leila!
Way to go Leila!!!!
*congratsonpoweringafailsqueezes*
*makes with the confetti-throwin’*
WoopWoopWoop!
Woohoo Leila! You’ve got the power!
*makes with the party-throwin’*
*shakes her booty*
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Thanks everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Drinks are on me.
*click, click, click*
Woohoo!
Woohoo Leila!
*grabs a drink off Leila*
*starts the bubble machine*
Thanks.
Next time, grab the drink only. 
*makes with the parading and the marching and the jet-flybying*
*salutes Leila in tank*
*enjoys jet-flybying*
*salutes BF back*
*wonders how she got in the tank*
*explains that it is small gift from the clones*
Have I ever spoken to the original BF? Ever?
Once, last June, abou 2:38PM.
Central time, or FailBlog time?
Yes.
Yes.
Figures.
*8*
*Crazy*
*Horses*
Are we going to start this again?
Oh, all right.
Wild?
*Child*
Women!
Fire?
First ones off the Titanic?
Arghhhh
Blaarrgghh
Say..you’re pretty good at that.
I noticed you have blue skin, too…
Are you my mommy!?
Yo-ho-ho!
Is that a booty call?
To my conscious knowledge, I do not believe I have ever given birth to an “uggy boo” – but I am missing a few years back in the early 80s…
QUADRUPLE
and
!!!!!!
Got any Shiner Bock?
*finally arrives – better late than never?*
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*
safety**overloads it with floor-dealie shaped confetti*
*packs it tighter than usual*
*gets out some more aggression packing*
*lights fuse and dives into a very deep grave for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*room experiences an 8.0*
*everyone and everything has confetti embedded in it*
WHAT?!?!
*balloon deflates*
*spits out confetti*
Is there a smaller cannon somewhere?
*buys Ms B a temporary hearing aid*
*inflates Gracie back up*
*takes Avis shopping for smaller cannon*
Thank you ZA!!!! You got me all shook up!!!
*squeeze*
*thankyousqueezes*
Whootie, hoo!!!
Congrats, babe!
*does the booty bop with Leila*
*bops the booty*
Thank you Judy!!!!
Woohoo, Leila!!!
*whips up a smoothie*
Enjoy!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I love smoothies!
*takes a long sip thru straw*
YUMZ!!!!
Thank you Suzie.
*squeeeeeeeeeeze*
YVW!!! Anything for our Leila…
*squeeeeeeeze*
Yay, it’s been awhile since I have done some body shots.
You are a wild one aren’t you?
*squeeze*
Let just say I know my way around the forest.
Ever face an angry beaver?
What? What did I do?
*giggles helplessly*
I missed you guys!
*squeeze*
Psst…Leila!
LIES!!!
Wait. How do you know that?
*raises eyebrow and stares @ BF*
He lives in England, not under a rock!
Japan too, right?
That would be my understanding of it, yes.
I always think he is too young to know those things …
*looks around for BF*
Was the angry beaver named Fanny?
Umm…Err…
*stares at shoes*
*shuffles feet uncomfortably*
LOOK! OVER THERE!!!
*points behind Leila*
*sprints off*
I.
Ummm… 
I.Am.Without.The.Speeches.
Actually, yes I have.
I ended up being completely soaked.
Apparently wild beavers don’t like you poking around in their nests.
Well, you must first be invited. Hostile takeovers are rarely welcome.
The wild ones like a lot of confusion and excitement, I find it’s best to just plow right in when that’s the case.
The tail was enough to keep me a bay. I would not want to face the teeth.
Woo!
*reaches up to grab drinkie*
HEY!
Watch it.
*squeeeeeze*
This fail really needed some powering to balance it out. Well done, Leila!
*considers the assortment of drinks on Leila*
May I have a glass of milk, please?
Eeek! A milk mousestache!
*serves Mouse some Almond Breeze*
I hope this is okay.
Woo-HOO!!! GO Leila!!!
Love the new pic. Very colorful.
Thank you!
*squawks*
Ooooh, yes! Noticed immediately, but forgot to comment, Avis. Likey da new little birdie!
*preens a bit*
Thank you!
Hey, how did the painting project go? Wait, is that why you are so colorful? The paint went on you instead of the walls?
The painting went well. The walls are green and blue. My legs are very sore. We had to remove criminally bad wallpaper from the kitchen first. Every part of me was sore.
Well, you are a very nice friend for helping.
*squeeeeze*
That’s what I’m told!
*squeeze*
Um…
I am no longer a virgin? 
Was it good for you?
*smokes*
Did you buy me dinner?
*doesn’t inhale*
I thought we could go Dutch…
*tounches jam*
That’s hot!!!
I figured it was a bad tounch. You actually enjoyed that?
hahahahahahahaha
I see a therapist about it on a weekly basis.
What kinda therapist does that to you on a weekly basis? Can I have their number?
You want a therapist to give you a Dutch Oven once a week? Whatever, weirdo.
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me…
Wait…erm…
Not me…I heard it somewhere…
Wow! It’s always the quiet ones…
Not so quiet….
In bed.
Hee…
You know, Jules…I would say something about that, but then it would be TMI…
Do you happen to sing at the same time you hit the high note if you know what I mean.
Wait.
Don’t answer that.
… in bed.
♪Oh sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!♫
*MASSIVE SNORKAGE!!!*
LMAO!!!! I leave one innocent comment and look where it has gone! To the naughty barn with the lot of you…
♪Whip it, whip it good!! ♫
*skips merrily to the naughty barn, whistling a happy tune*
*follows Judy even though she is innocent*
*dances happily after Judy*
*follows Judy like the pied piper*
…um … in bed?
Nope! Feels weird doesn’t it?
Weird that I powered a fail having to do with Nono crunching. Heeee!!!!!
I’d rather have that than the one I powered…
Hehe! Guess we can’t be too choosy eh?
Well, when you power a fail from a children’s program where it’s implied certain actions are something they shouldn’t be doing on said program…yeah…I’d take a crotch shot anyday…meh.
WOOOOO-HOOOOO, SIS!!!!
*sniff.sniff*
I’m so proud of you!
Aaaaaaw shucks!
Thanks Sis.
Please don’t cry. I am very hormotional today. *sniff*
*offers Sis a tissue*
*takes tissue*
*blows noisily*
Thanks! You’re always there for me when I need you!
♪ That’s what a Sis is fooooooor… ♪
Wait, that doesn’t flow but you know what I mean.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Ugh… I had to laugh and cringe at the same time.
*mutters at stupid computer with serious lag issues for videos*
I got the basic idea of the fail, but I think I missed some integral parts.
He may be missing some integral parts now as well.
You mean his nuts and bolts?
Yes, his nuts have bolted.
(Or, at least they wished they had before the impact!)
Ahh, nuts. That’s sure a bummer.
Never seen The Nutcracker performed on wheels before!
Now moving to ice!
All I can !magine is this injury with ice skates involved…oh…dear…
Vince’s SlapChop™ comes to mind…
*winces*
He wouldn’t have nuts to love after that!
Do NOT want!!!
Did someone say SlapChop™?
You’re gonna love my nuts!
The skin comes right off.
Yours too?
That sounds familiar….
*peers into Vince’s eyes*
Skratdaddy?
I never get board of skate fails.
We will let the panel vote.
Don’t let the results skate away from you.
The sooner the better so we can roll outta here!!!
Yay, Leila!!!!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
*facepalm*
Refresh fail.
*kicks celebration ^^*
*tickletickle*
*giggle*
*poke*
*squeeze*
*squeeeeeze*
Thanks Ms B!
*tickles Leila with long feather*
*runsawaywithaspeediness*
*giggle*
Please stop. I already changed once today.
*giggle*
*stretches wing, extending just the feathers at the tip, and tickles*
*giggle*
*giggle*
Now…*giggle*, that’s just *giggle* cruuuuuuel!!!! *giggle* *giggle*
Dammit!!! 
*leaves thread*
*doesn’t say why*
That is
:[
Oh yeah! Let’s see if you think it’s funny.
*imposes the same tickle as BF with long feather but to the 10th power*
*borrows Avis and runs her up and down all ticklish spots*
*hears Avis squawking and apologizes*
*runsawaywithaspeediness*
*ROFLMAO*
No, seriously, I really did!
*giggles*
My job here is done.
Failpeeps can be “borrowed” and weaponized?
*hides*
Of course you silly Mouse! You aren’t afraid, are you?
*squeeeeeeze*
Afraid? Ticklish? I refuse to answer on grounds that I might incriminate myself or give you people bad ideas.
We already have bad ideas.
*mousysqueezes*
Bad ideas…we have them…
*tickle*
*squeeze*
As ZA oozes zombie goo, we ooze bad ideas.
*gosh I hope my comment doesn’t stink*
I am 75%
!!!
…In bed.
*SNORK!!!!!*
Did they diverge?
If you mean “thought” from “brain” and are speaking of the featured failer, then yes.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler.
Exactly! I had that poem in my head as I typed, actually.
If he’d have been going a LOT faster he might’ve been able to travel both roads…
(ewww, OK, I grossed myself out…)
I think he would have had to leave the yellow wood behind.
He should also avoid any/all yellow snow.
…by Wee Pee Freely?
Why do people DO stupid things like that??!!
To get on u-toob and FB?
Or perhaps his previous trick involved a fairly severe head injury…
Silly me, my goal is to NOT end up in a video that makes it to FB! Or to YouTube for that matter.
It depresses me that there are people in the world who actually want to star in a FB featured video.
Any attention is good attention to some people.
My depression has deepened further. Oh, how happy I feel now.
*squawks*
Wanna cracker?
Yes!
*gives out crackers*
They’re from yesterday, so they have birdseed in them.
*wonders how birdseed got INSIDE the crackers*
Thank you?
Best not to ask especially today.
*pokes crackers*
:[
Awww…can you take any consolation in the knowledge that you (and your friends… hopefully) are NOT the any-attention-is-good-attention kinds of people?
Good lord, no! In fact, I’m probably one of the most modest people in my year at school. You wouldn’t see me pulling out a soapbox and making the Gettysburg Address, at least.
Good to know you’re Abe[l] to restrain yourself from such ostentation.
Seriously not? You should try it:
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears…
*throws a pair of ears on stage*
*doesn’t say whos*
That hurt!
*lends ‘e’*
*dosn’t say which*
I always screw that up. Sorry.
Ah, you’ve come to bear ‘e,’ [I] see, sir.
*tosses Avis an “e”*
*tucks extra “e” away for future use*
Thank you!
Refresh fail.
*facepalm*
*begins tossing random letters of the alphabet around the thread*
*catches Ü*
My O is broken.
Welcome to the club, Gracie. I seemed to have joined Scott in slow posting endeavors today as well.
We have a club now? Oh boy! Can we have a secret handshake too?
Now that’s just a-paw-ing.
*wiggles fingers*
*bumps fists*
*waves arms*
*makes a few other weird gestures*
*falls over*
*tries to copy MsB*
*falls over*
*twitches*
Errrr… maybe we’ll just stick to squeezes.
*squeeze*
Fine then. But if it was easy, it wouldn’t be a secret!
*squeeze*
Works for me!
*squeeze*
Most men are born with the do-stupid-things-and- rack-your-nuts genes. Some of eventually learn to suppress them.
*shakes head*
Men are weird.
*squeeze*
But we love them anyway. *sigh*
He’s not going to want to wear jeans for a while, I’d think…
Ok, it’s comments like that that make me wonder what I missed. I saw he attempted to skate on two boards (why?) down a ramp(whywhywhy?) and the next thing I saw was him on the ground and in pain. And I heard the OH GOD! That was it.
Sometimes it’s best not to ask why. Ya know? As women we will never get it.
Ok, I’ll try. But I’m no ZA.
Guy on 2 skateboards that are together, goes down one ramp. As he glides to the next the boards move apart. He goes up the next ramp which has a railing for sliding on in the middle. He does not clear the railing, as the skate boards go to each side.
And an overpass comes thru and knocks him down.
Sounds like he might have been the overpass in this case.
The real question is: How the hell do the men with the do-stupid-things-and- rack-your-nuts genes manage to multiply nevertheless?
Women with bad judgement?
ba-da-bum-tish!
It all starts with “I dare you” or “I bet you could/couldn’t”.
And then it’s, “Hold my beer, I’ll do it!”
I thought it all starts with “Hold my beer and watch this!”
Uh Oh!!!
Jinx!
Gracie!
Gracie!
Gracie!
Just a quick note to say see ya, peeps…work’s calling today…can’t stick around… *sniff, sniff*
*squeezies for the failpeeps*
*squeeze!*
♪London’s calling♫
*butterysqueezes*
*attempts to squeeze SuzieQ*
*keeps sliding off*
*waves emphatically*
Bye!
*pops in thread*
Quick reprieve…only a few minutes…
*slides out of thread*
*supasqueezesdabuttacow*
Sterilization win!
I guess that’s one idiot who won’t be procreating.
*squeeze!*
One would hope so.
Darwin Award WIN ! (hopefully)
DarWIN indeed!
Slow…slow…slow…I go.
Are the pages loading slow for you too?
No, I’m just slow posting today.
My pages are a bit slow. It’s all that ‘junk’ they’ve added up on top. Grrrrrrrrr!!!!
Who had a boob job?
You like?
*poses*
I would have taken equally sized implants, but you’re the one who must like it.
*shrugs*
*lopsided squeezes*
I really shouldn’t be answering the phones while reading posts here!
*squeeze*
I hope you greeted the person with a *SNORK!*
“Thank you for calling *SNORK!* this is *ROFFLE!* speaking. How may I direct your call?”
I’d like to speak to someone in the Naughty Barn, please.
Just a moment!
*transfers Judy to the YNG department*
♪ You’re no good, you’re no good, baby, you’re no good ♫
OMG!!! You guys are going to get me fired!!
*ROFLs dead*
I know, Leila. Me too. Today has been a riot!
I’m glad I could be here.
Bust-ed.
You look mah-velous!!!!!
*squeezes*
Heheh!!!
Welcome to my world.
You wanna share some caffeine?
Hahaha, sure.
Would you like a sign like the one I have?
Oh, thanks. I think I’ll go sign free for a time though.
Hey, Scotty, can I have license to borrow your “beam me up” label occasionally? Some days are just like that.
Beam away, Judy.
I know that guy. He’s a real ball buster.
Are you saying he’s nuts?
He has lost his marbles.
Will he be that ballsy ever again?
He thought it would be great if his package was delivered on rails until he tried it.
Let’s just say some packages should be handled with care, and he doesn’t seem to get it.
Uh, Uggy-Boo, I’d just like to say I apologize for behaving a bit like a jerk towards you the other day. I guess I said a little too much. Sorry.
Hey man, no probs. I think we were both egging each other on a little. I’m sorry too.
Thanks. I hope we can all get along now.
Aaaaaaaw!
*looks at BF and Uggy-Boo*
*doesn’t know who Uggy-Boo is but it doesn’t matter*
You guys are so sweet!!!
Thanks, sugar!
Um…how old are you? Or is that rude of me to ask. And are you male or female?
Boom headsh–… wait …
ULTRA KILL
different head
To sum up the fail: girls laugh, boys cringe.
The end.
This is only the footage that got leaked to the public, they didn’t even show the private parts.
There were none left to show.
Really? I thought there was enough to mash together for one more scene.
If they had, it would’ve been a smash hit!
Maybe, but he won’t be able to reproduce the same success he’s had in the past.
He too is a one hit wonder.
At least he went out with a bang.
♪ The last dance… ♫
Wow, no kids for him. Maybe that’s a good thing.
Maybe?
What did he think would happen?
He probably wanted to soar, I doubt he intended to end up so sore.
skateboard = possible fail = possible fun
2x skateboard = fail = fun
aeeqa
Balls!!
At least he made the world a favor destroying the possibilily he had to have children. Those genes wouldn’t be a good thing at all.
I believe surgeons had to remove his testicles.
FIRST!!!
lol at the f a g
That was tempting fate.
Come visit me at my house! Google maps:
tinyurl(dot)com/yyuujr3
it was either that or paying for a vasectomy
Phew! At least he’s not leaving any offspring…
the reason why they never learn is that they have no children to teach it too
At what point do we acknowledge that these “accidents” are so frequent that they must actually be goals?
I’m still trying to figure out exactly what’s going on with that growing pool of thin brown liquid like 2 feet to the right of him.
Thats some free sex change made in a effective way.
Fake and stop trolling
)
Central dividing ramp rail win.
(Would rollerskates or rollerblades be better?)
omlet anyone?
i love that slow motion laugh
On the bright side, he won’t be reproducing his stupidity…
Please check out my new fail video!
Oh god…I cringed on that one.
If that guy damaged his balls this would be quite the example of Darwinian Theory in action!
Person in this video, thank you so much for removing yourself from our precious gene pool.
That metalic sound was just… bone shivering!
Thats going to hurt for a bit…
Split+Impact to place=Pain
haha, ouch! Poor guy, how did he not see that coming though..?
damn that musta hurt, i felt the pain
That’s one way to convert from a baritone to a soprano
I think the rollerblade and skate is already invented.