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spoon of steel
Able to sleep with tall women in a single bed.
never mind … I can’t understand English too super.
Is he more powerful with a loco motive?
*Looks up in the sky*
Blair Witch Project: The Beginning?
He probably shouldn’t have shared that…
New nickname: Stupor Herm.
That or “Sleeps alone”.
Captain Couch.
Sofa Sleeper.
Snore on the floor.
Sofa King Stupid!
Prince Pullout!
Little red corvette?
Nah, a raspberry beret.
No need to make an a$$ of yourself.
What’d he say? I couldn’t make it out.
For the first 5 seconds or so of the video I thought they were speaking a different language.
This is what we in the Southern UK think as well, Cloral. All that “aye up!” and “ee bah gum!” is all Greek to us.
The Pythagorean theorem would have been a bit different were the Greeks all Northeners, though!
‘Ey up. See this triangle bast’d? Ye square root t’ypotenoos, and ye gets t’sum of t’squares of t’other sides!
I shudder to think what world would be like if John Prescott was revered as a great statesmen in Ancient Greece. And his words noted as passages from a great saga.
*bad thoughts bad thought bad thoughts*
That was just sooo wrong on so many levels.
The north doesn’t just consist of Yorkshire though, and this bloke’s accent isn’t that bad, it gets difficult when you start getting to “Wey’s keys is these?” and “Wor lass”
Hee hee! I heard something completely different. Time to get my ears checked.
Okay, now you’ve piqued my interest. What did you hear???
Where’d she go? I wanna know, too!
I’m really embarrassed about it, cuz it’s waaaaaay off.
rofls!!!!! That’s just hilarious Ms B.
Thanks, I needed the LOL!!!! *squeeze*
Hee! Given the accents, I can see how that happened!
More of a WIN!
Can we call it a tie?
*stares @ moshi*
*won’t say why*
*already knows why*
*continues to stare*
Hmmm…Do you now?
*throws smoke bomb*
*vanishes*
*cough! Coooooooooooooough*
Not something I do for fun. What is a guy like you to do?
It looks more like an ascot really.
That’s the best they could do on Powered By?
I don’t think this guy was married in high school…
Hehe, she said hard.
Shut up Beavis, before I kick your ass and stuff.
Hehe!
Hehe!
Hehe!
Ah, fond memories of watching that cartoon… God I wish I could get that time back.
I used to watch Ren and Stimpy.
*eyes glaze over thinking about the hours of his childhood spent with Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network*
I miss You can’t do that on Television, Dangermouse, Bananaman,
Turkey TV. I miss that oh so much!
Dangermouse!
Ahh, and Topcat.
The Adventures of Bullwinkle & Rocky
(Just sayin’)
Land of the Lost, Shazam and Isis. Showing my age a bit.
Rocko’s Modern Life ftw
Thundercats, Transformers, and GI Joe, and He-Man. *sigh* Those were the days.
OMG! Rocko’s Modern Life. I loved that cartoon too. Where did it go?
Today’s Special.
@ Leila
IDK! But between the amazing characters (Heffer!!!) and the B-52s theme song, that show was legit!
*shakes fist at bloggy*
*wants to know why my original comment (about ThunderCats) got nommed*
Oh, Thundercats! It was a bit before my time, but I loved the re-runs.
For anyone after some He Man non-stalgia, clicky.
My gods! You are all my childrens age!
*Sits in rocking chair*
*Creaks*
Parents showed me Voltron thought it was pretty cool myself.
Voltron was indeed awesome. And I was a very girlish girl!
*pulls up chair next to Marius*
What’s with the kids these days?
*hands martini to Marius*
Oooo! Tank you Judy.
*Sips*
Back in my day we didn’t have those fancy cartoons. We had to push each other off cliffs for entertainment.
Power Puff Girls anyone? Anyone?
*hears crickets*
Nevermind!!
Buttercup kicked a$$.
Are you on Facebook, Marius? We gotta get you on facebook, babe.
Why would anyone do something silly like stop watching cartoons?!?!?!?!
Exactly!
*squeeze*
His wife is a physics teacher and, for her own sake, was encouraging him to learn the right hand screw rule.
Her name is Rosie Palm.
And her brother’s Harry.
She’s using the knowledge of her field to better understand his magnetism?
Oh dear, she’s stuck with him?
…due to the attractive forces caused by his conducting rod?
Sounds divine.
haha thats down right bollocks it is fack tha lot o ya
AKA Giant Gamete.
AKA enormous Tea Bags.
I will not make a spoon reference.
You can’t, there is no spoon.
That’s unfortunate because slurping is frowned upon.
Use a straw instead.
This thread is one mind-bending experience.
I’ll say.
Stripped of all inhibitions.
Downright crazy.
Yes, I’m feeling a bit loopy.
I’m feeling a little loopy… again.
Suck it up! you’ll be fine in no time.
*THWACK*
*peeks from bunker*
Is it over?
Lol… I thoughts we was on a straw pun-run?
We changed it.
Now there is NO pun running at this point.
*pun walks*
*pun shuffles*
I am so lost…
You have to go back to the island.
I wasn’t saying it was no longer allowed, but that the run(s) had stopped in its/their tracks.
And now we’re just ambling along….
I don’t understand why you thwacked the nice nice ninja friend who used to be a mushroom?
I did nazi the reason either…
wait, what?
*vanishes*
He changed names AND avatars?
After telling me to “Suck it up” and considering the topic of the thread, and the fact that the pun-run had just taken a sharp left turn, I felt justified in thwacking someone I thought was someone else entirely.
Apologies to Moshi .
*comfortSqueezeAvis*
There.
There.
*stares @ Moshi*
No need to apologize, Avis. I think you were in the right.
*changes poses for LeiLei*
Howdya know Ms B?
Never mind how she or we knew, what’s happening? Why did you change? Why? Why? Why?
It wasn’t that hard…
*squeeze*
*squeezes the detectives*
I felt like I was making a few “not-friends” as the mushy so I wanted a fresh start. So much for that!
Oh…
Sorry.
LGB caught on and sent me a message on FB2. She and I exchanged emails a few days back wondering where you went. You have at a minimum two good friends (I don’t want to speak for everyone else but I am sure there are more especially from this thread). Are we not enough?
I know why.
Missya, mushy.
*nods*
Ferme la Bouche, also! He was asking about you!
*Bigoldmushytacklesqueezepintogroundandshake*
*Curiously steps back bashfully*
I want to know why.
I missed my favorite fun guy so mush!
*holds mushy by the stem*
*tickles gills*
Won’t you please come back to us, mushy? We all miss you soooo much.
*also misses the mushroom*
I loved that little avatar (and the candy he contained – though not the blue ones).
Did the host ovary-act?
It all went down the tube.
It did testis ability to host.
You didn’t shoot it in the right direction.
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
Yes, so you can be head and tail above others.
Wait that’s head and shoulders?
Winner gets the prize!!!
Winner winner, chicken dinner?
Request permission to swim…
Come on. Let us swim!
*swims along Moshi*
*keeps staring*
Oddly enough, I just got back to work after swimming a mile.
I told my sister that I go the pool at the Wellness Center to work out now. She was completely grossed out. They have a lot of water classes and such for older folks. She said that I’m swimming in the same water as folks that can’t reach to wipe their butts.
When I swim at the local public pool here, I can actually smell the previous little kids’ class’ , er, business. It’s quite off-putting, but at least it’s only at the top and bottom sides of the pool.
That is why I never complained about the chlorine burning my eyes out during swim team practice.
*covers ears*
*mutters I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you*
A girl’s gotta have some illusions in life, right?
Chlorine (or bromine, depending on the pool) has kept me healthy for this long — I trust it. Besides — I do my laps in an Olympic-size outdoor pool. There are hardly ever any kids in it, and the old folks doing water exercise are way down at the other end. There would have to be an awful lot of ickiness for it to reach me.
Super smashing great.
More proof that honor and profit lie not in one sack.
Thats a major win not a fail.
~ Yep, it’s fantastic to have a label based solely on one of your bodily functions! ~
Particularly one that provides you with lots and lots of children to feed, clothe, house, and educate.
Have you seen trucks with hanging testicles on the back hitch? I saw one this morning but they were literally large lug nuts. Is that what they are called?
Nope. Replace “lug” with “truck”.
I unfortunately have a neighbor down the street with an old Chevy Suburban that has a blue pair hanging under its bumper. I look at it this way, either you have the stones to get the job done or you show off to make others think you have the stones to get the job done.
With a 7.5 liter engine under the hood, my truck has the stones where they need to be.
…so your neighbor has blueballs?
No, his Suburban has.
But it’s an indication that your neighbor doesn’t get any.
Okay, peeps, I’m out the door! Take care of yourselves and each other, don’t feed the trolls, think of me on the good pun-runs and I’ll talk to you soon! I’ll miss you.
*heads out on life-enhancing grand adventure*
*hugs!*
We’ll miss yoooooooooou!
Did you do your check list three times ? and be safe.
I just hate it when a nice message is contaminated.
*adds a squeeze to AA’s hugs!*
*SQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!*
Have a great time!
I just hate it when I miss a few days. Where is DW going?
New Zealand. For almost three weeks.
Yayz!!!
*SupahSqueezeDW and Avis for bringing me up to speed*
New Zealand…
*squeezies*
GAH!
Refresh fail…
*facepalm*
*butterySqueeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
*goes on diet*
Have fun!! *throws in extra tube of sunscreen, just in case*
Is it very wrong that I read that as “extra lube of sunscreen”?
As long as it isn’t BaconLube ™ I think you’re ok.
I want her to bring me a rock.
I know she’s a dragon and all, but Iraq is an entire country. I’m guessing she’ll have a difficult time bringing that.
Iran out of ideas so I blurted the first thing that came to mind.
That’s what you get for Russian around without thinking first.
Aden know what you are talking about.
Oman, you guys are killing me.
U (o)K? You seem a bit off today.
Kenya tell? Is it that obvious? Syria(sly)??
I can’t really tell Botswana you guys can help right?
Bah, rein it in a little and you’ll be fine.
*waves*
Bye! Go thrill the world!!!
*squeeze!*
*salutes DW goodbye*
Have fun!
*SQUEEEEEZE!*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Have fun, sweets! We’ll miss you!
1. Have fun!
2. ???
3. Safety.
4. Profit!!
You know what they say- you are what you eat.
Modified Atkins diet?
*blaaarrrg*
FailBlog Diet at work again!
You shoulda saved that for your aunt’s house. Oh wait, you don’t want me to visit anymore. In which case, who do you think is going to clean this up?
*taps foot*
*swoops in with a “bring-back-to-lifey” machine*
*resurrects Billy Mays*
*Gets Billy Mays to give out Oxy Clean for just 3 easy payments of $19.99*
*recruits Billy Mays to the hoard*
I can’t wait for the next invasion!
With Billy Mays in it, you’re certain to hear it coming.
True story, I went to the original Zombie Pub crawl this last year, and saw BM Zombie… it was awesome!
BTW Avis, I was a Zombie Fundie.
*says hesitantly*
BM Zombie…?
I don’t want you to visit HER!!! I like you! She would drive you to insanity and then we’d have to institutionalize you! And that would be sad.
I have radicals in my immediate family on opposing sides. I am not into politics and I have mixed feelings about most thing almost all of the time. I know this for sure … they both drive me nuts!!!!
*sigh*
I’m gonna need someone to help me keep what sanity I have!
And I have to go to the family reunion this summer. In Wisconsin. In the middle of nowhere Wisconsin at that. That aunt will be there, as will the other one and two of my cousins. Not an open mind in the whole bunch.
I’m bringing Rooster with
Best way to avoid family reunions is to move to a different country. Hehe! I know what doesn’t help you.
I figure this one will get me out of having to go to Christmas in CO. And it will only be a day trip. We can drive to the reunion in about 3 hours or so. The bonus of doing it this way is two-fold. I won’t be stuck going to church with them BECAUSE I will not have had to spend the night there!!
That’s a very good plan.
I will have to pay for an extra day of vehicle rental though. But believe me, it is sooooOOOooooOOoo worth it!
Where in Wisconsin? I have family in Appleton.
About 40 minutes Northwest(ish) of Milwaukee. Near Grafton.
Appleton is more central. Near Lake Winnebago. Never could figure out why they would name a lake after a motor home.
Methinks that was actually the other way around.
Hi failbloggers! I’ve been gone for about 8 months! What have I missed? *squeezes all*
*squeeze*
Lemme see…
(1) We have a bi-racial President.
(2) Fall and winter, at the very least.
(3) Safety
(4) Everyone has been behaving here on FB.
♫ ♫ (5) make you fall in love with me
If ever i belive my work is done then i start back at one ♫ ♫
(6) Pick up sticks.
(7) Ate Nine
(10) *sigh* Big fat hen.
(11) *Hides between 1′s, makes Canadian Flag*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE! Like THAT would ever happen!
*checks NY Times*
…oh wait…nvm…
…oh! Apparently we also passed a healthcare reform bill!
Did you also see that Swine Flu? That was before the heathcare thing, but no one should be surprised by that!
Didn’t you hear they invented an oinkment to cure swine flu?
Yeah! I heard someone around here squealing about that…
So, where’s your bottom been festering at?
Hahaha well, mainly in caves…I was trying to find the mother of all troll caves in order to exterminate the troll population once and for all, but it turned into an 8 month spelunking adventure =D
Well, thanks for trying! And glad you had fun.
Got a site up anywhere with piccies?
Sadly no, but I do have a message from the man that hired me…
-ahem-
“Quest description:
Grelin Whitebeard would like you to kill 14 Frostmane Troll Whelps.
objectives:
kill Frostmane Troll Whelp x 14
My brother Senir and I were sent to different parts of Dun Morogh to investigate the threat posed by the trolls. The Senate has its hands full with the troggs, so they’ve no need for further annoyances.
From what I’ve seen, the trolls aren’t well situated here in Coldridge Valley–mostly the southern cave. I’d say that the army will not be necessary. A few strong arms should be more than enough.
Perhaps you’d like to assist in this endeavor? I have the authority to offer compensation for your help.”
*scootches away from Chaz*
*begins to dial the number for Freud & Freud Psychiatrists*
The rapists? Sounds kind of harsh for such a minor violation.
Hey, they trespassed.
*Snicker*
You’re right Judy. A warning was clearly posted.
gay
Congratulations on coming out of the closet. Closets can be such nasty places.
*snicker*
I got shut in one yesterday by the wee one. Apparently she doesn’t like the closet door open, even if I’m putting coats away.
Oh, you mean the figurative closet!
Sounds like you had some hang-ups Ms B.
*Hat checks*
Dang it! ‘ve ^
*Hides in cloak room*
Either literal or figurative. Being shut in an actual closet (as long as it’s not a large walk-in lit one) can be quite disconcerting.
I’ve been gone to so should I just read over this or is there other instruction for me?
Are you asking us if you are Rian?
For those video impaired, they named the truck “Unstoppable.”
…Then came the overpass.
Liar.
The pharaoh calls himself “god.”
…Then came passover
Aw, skip it.
Did they play Amazing Grace while it went down?
Yaaaawn!!!!
‘xcuse me.
*throws popcorn at Leila*
Okay…okay!!!! I am up.
Hey! Down in front! We can’t see the film!
*tosses popcorn in jest*
Oo Planet of the Apes!! My fave!
The original, right? RIGHT?!!?
Oh gawds yes the original was WAAAAY better than the Marky-Mark remake.
He will never live down The Funky Bunch. And rightly so!
I have to admit, I actually like Mark Wahlberg as an actor. He was great in ‘Boogie Nights’.
But you’re right, he’ll never live down The Funky Bunch.
I really liked Boogie Nights too, but that’s got to be the only movie I’ve seen him in that I liked.
He IS rather nice eye candy, though.
*salivates on the Monkey*
From the neck down, sure. He’s got a GREAT chest! But his face… not so much.
What can I say? I must have odd taste.
*collects drool, does experiments, creates super race of Leilas*
Uh-oh!
Who needs the face to be hot when there’s the BODY ???
BTW, I now have Sister Christian stuck in my head. ~Thanks ever so much!~ :p
Super race of Leilas? Do I get one at least? I know Malicite ran off with my clone so, I am just asking.
I suppose I could spare a few of the Super-Leilas(tm) since it was your drool and all…
*jumps up and down*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Wait are they going to be carnivores?
Ooooh. That would end in disaster. We’ve already had one carnivore Leila incident.
*starts salespitch*
We can genetically modify them to suit your every need! Tired of the tedium of housework? Worn out with the worry and stress of gardening? Look no further, Super-Leilas ™ can help! With our new, easy-to-use features, programming your very own Super-Laila ™ is a breeze. Call now, quantities are limited. Operators are standing by to take your orders.
*ahem* So yeah, you want yours to be non-carnivorous?
For the safety of all failpeeps, yes, I would like mine to be vegan – what I wish to be one day. *stooopid love of cheese*
Correction on the name since you are trademarking and all: Super-Leila™. Can I have two?
Do I have to pay? How much?
D’oh! I should learn to proofread what I write sometimes…
Yes, you may have two Super-Leilas ™ and you don’t have to pay. Just be a satisfied customer and give a glowing testimonial! Then, once we franchise these babies, I’ll cut you in on the profits at an 80/20 split (20% for you, 80% for me
). We;ll be rich, I tell you, rich!!!! *insanely maniacal laughter*
*joins in the insanely maniacal laughter*
Wait? 20%?
Yeppers, 20% of the profit for you because without you and your drool, none of this would be possible. I could’ve used inferior troll drool (as it’s ubiquitous around here), but the end product would just be disasterous. All in all, I’m quite happy with how the Super-Leila ™ turned out!
20% isn’t going to cut it but I am not going to let this little dispute come between our business relationship right now. So, let’s put it in the back burners and we can discuss at a later time.
*contacts lawyer*
Oooooh! The Italian Job!
“I am the Napster”
Shooter.
“Welcome to Tennessee, patriot state of shootin’ stuff. “
The Departed
You too, huh? I’ve been falling asleep at my desk today.
Is this day EVER going to end? I came in very late today and I have another 2 hours and 45 minutes. Oh gawd!!! 2hr45min.
That’s what school is for my friends!
Ummm… we’ve been out of school for some years now. Some of us at least.
Yes I did forget I was one of the younger ones on here; I heard desk and sleeping and related the two.
Happens all the time.
It probably wouldn’t happen as often if we acted our ages.
Related Question: How exactly should a 35 year old act?
Umm.. my dad is that age he likes to mess with his computer alot and watch T.V so I assume that is normal.
Well for starters, there’s the inability to resist saying “Pretty bird” in a parrot voice every time your avatar displays.
You too?? Thought it was just me….
Love the new look, Avis! I’ve been meaning to tell you that for days now.
Eek! A mouse!
*SNORK!!!!*
I LIKE my new orange birdie!!!!
It’s conversations like this that point out when I need to clear my cache.
Awwk – pretty bird! Me likey, Avis!
Of course, now I mentally squawk before I type any comment here!
Polly want a cracker?
And thank you!!
I like your new orange birdie, too.
It looks like a LoveBird. My brother gave a pair to my Mom. Boy where they loud when they talked.
Uh uh!!! Avis, when you find out how to act the age you are, would you shoot me a note? Please and thank you.
Well, that would be the mature thing to do…
Do you plan to be? I mean, I have no desire to act my age…ya know?
Heh heh. . . she said would.
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*tickle*
*Puts Leila in a headlock*
*Extracts payment in nuggies*
*Runs away*
Nya nya nya!
ACK!!!
*curly hair poofs up*
Noooooooooo!!!!
*puts hair in a scrunchy*
*chases Marius with a rotten tomato*
I’ll get you!!!!
Me and my brother have a saying, “why grow up if you can’t act childish.”
♬
I’m not growing up, I’m just burning out
And I stepped in line to walk amongst the dead.
♬
Uh….okay, ZA. Whatever floats your boat. Or your casket. Whatever.
ahh ya can’t bet a bit of bully
Folks, I’ve got to go, errands to run, paint to pick out (the friend wants to do something awful to the door and it’s up to me to stop him!) I may be back later tonight. Toodles!
Have fun!!
Bye bye birdie!
I love painting!!!
I’m back! We just bought the paint and the rollers, the roller handles, and the tape. I did get to see the place though, and it’s nice! The wallpaper in the kitchen HAS GOT TO GO though. And I could not talk him out of the awful thing he wants to do to his door.
Wallpaper is ebil.
Cream and tan on METALLIC SILVER in a basket weave design!!
It’s criminally bad.
Holy cows, is that English?
its cos he’s from the North, and he’s a Geordie, notoriously hard to understand!
yhe mighty tooons shearar shearar
bobyeah
yeah..great nickname
)
I’m embarrassed to say that i am from where he is from
*hangs head in shame*
Why be ashamed, the north east is awesome!
It’s Steven Gerrard!
Anyone make the obvious faster than a speeding bullet comment yet? Well then. Maybe she meant it’s faster than a speeding bullet.
is he called that because he’s faster than a speeding bullet. yeh i am sooo original