Tiger Woods at his Master’s news conference and coverage on HLN News. Caption "Tiger: Today I ‘Took it in’ and it felt really good.
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Yeah! Keep it that way dude
You guessed it… 1st to 1st
I wonder why he was forced to apologize publicly. Who cares if he likes f*ucking with lots of different women? Don’t we all? Stupid double standards =(
That’s what she said
He apologized publicly because he’s considered to be a role model. Yeah, he can do what he wants, but he’s also responsible for setting a good example for his young fans. He wasn’t forced to do it either, but it was considered advisable by his P.R. advisors.
But when James Bond does it…?
That’s all right for James Bond isn’t married, only a widow…
Plus, he’s JAMES BOND!
He’s the guy that made a rocket launcher out from a paper clip, a toe nail and a brocoli!
nope, character recognition fail…… that was McGyver!
Did he DIE?
Schouky? No, because he didn’t yelled FIRST! Let that be a lesson for all of you.
He took it in alright…
That’s what she said – on both counts!
That’s actually what Tiger said.
Oh dear, that might have been a poor choice of phrasing.
The caption writer stuck it in there, but the editor didn’t notice until too late.
(BTW: Liking the new-ish avatar!)
Thank you! It seems to fit.
lol, class where do the get these pics
his wife atacked hiss ass with a golf club agane
WIN for HLN, Tiger needs to stay down… Keep kickin all.
Once a sex addict, always a sex addict.
No! I’ts because of a wizard alien!
Thats is correct Dave. xD
What the hell do you think you’re doing Dave?
Dave is correct, but the wizard died… so… what is it really now?
I flipped on ESPN while eating my cereal this morning, and in the corner of the screen they had a countdown until Tiger’s press conference. Sad, really.
Pathetic actually.
I thought it was deplorable.
That too.
Why on earth would one care about a golfer’s adultery?
I wonder when the media insanity surrounding this particular sexual indiscretion will die down. I hope it dies soon.
Agreed. Compared to a cabinet minister who leaves top secret national security documents at the apartment of his girlfriend, who happens to also be dating the head of an outlaw biker gang? Compared to a governor who leaves the country without telling anyone, including his aides, and thereby making it impossible to call out the National Guard in an emergency? Compared to a governor who hires his kept lover to oversee anti-terrorism measures, a post he’s completely unqualified for?
Tiger Woods is a guy who bats around balls. He does not have actual power. His infidelities don’t actually harm anyone but himself and his family.
However, I will say this: what kind of idiot has affairs without using protection these days? Forget pregnancy: what if he gave his wife an STD? Worse, what if he gave her an STD while she was pregnant and the child was born deformed and mentally retarded? Does he think he’s immune?
Time to cut back on the caffeine there Charlene.
It’s really sad that only a handful in all of this can see through the media. Really shows what sheep we are. I didn’t watch the news on this, nor would I even pay attention if it were on.
We have SOOO many important KEY elements to work out about our society and economy and this is the crap we worry about.
Sigh, we fight so hard for freedom so we can give it away to the media.
LOL, snap!
Just when you thought he couldn’t possible be sleeping with anyone else…
LOL btw… first!
Well, almost.
This is great!
it feels good once it’s taken in eh?
Must’ve been a “hole in one”.
Nope, but he DID pull out his wood on the fairway
Of all the moments for the Freud to slip…
I was sued for Freud once.
OK, so I may have accidentally said that I worked for the Government…
There ego’s again!
You have to have a little tolerance for the Jung ones, FlB.
what goes around comes around.
That’s what she said
sounds kinky, hope he cleaned his golf club afterwards.
He also said the folks at August “blew me away”.
I hear the folks at August are good people. Better than those jerks at September anyway.
“August – we’re the end of the summer season.”
I bet plenty of s-exercise can really feel good.
thats what she said!
cmon? no one else said that obligatory statement? fail
It’s simply not funny anymore.
Not that it ever was funny in the first place.
Besides, someone else did already say it. 53 minutes earlier than you, in fact.
That won’t stop him. Or the next one. Someone will come in and say it again, dollars to doughnuts.
That what Krispy Kreme said!
See the bottom of the page.
He going to be the next Britteny Spears.
Whoops, Comment Fail.
o-o
I see 2 fails: An Awful Pun About Tiger’s Sex Scandal, and That they made it breaking news O_O
That is breaking a-news. Ok, that was a stretch. Lol, the second pun was better.
Cmon, cant we just let them play golf?
Yup, cuz he sure can whack them balls around >.>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*zips in*
VERY BUSY with my New Zealand trip coming up on Wednesday, but I wanted to pop in and give all my peeps a *squeeeeeeeeeze*.
You’re going to New Zealand?!
*envy*
*squeezeback*
*takes a squeeze!*
*leaves more squeezes*
I wish the tigger story would go away. Enough already!!!!!!
Can I just say that I LOVE your name.
…amateur Dental Surgery Plaza… 
Those really are two words you seriously do not want to see together “amateur” and “dental”.
Amateur Surgeon.
That probably should have been Amateur Neuro Surgeon.
Another one: Amateur Bomb Disposal Expert.
Oh sh!t.
You win.
We dabbled in amateur bomb disposal for a while, very lucrative business. We would take out a massive life insurance policy on the new guy and then send him out to the bomb site with a jackhammer and tell him to dig around the bomb for a bit. Made lots of money, but the government started snooping around. So now I just focus mostly on conquering. Not so much money in conquering, but the perks are fantastic!
Its funny how its on Breaking news xD
Meanwhile, the man who comes up with the names is laughing his ass off.
*shimmer*
*appears*
i wish i had a soul, then i could agree with you
It’s a fail to me because people seem to think his sex effects his golf.
*affects
I thought his problem was with “putting it in”, not taking it in.
Nah, he’s good enough to get a hole in one (im loaded with awful golf puns)
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!! XD
I rest my case.
Case won, here is your pay, drive on.
No, Tiger’s a dude. That’s what HE said. Sheesh.
yeah its true he is a HE but it sounds like something a chick would say.
lots of women and money tigers my hero!!
oh snap when i clicked on here i was the 69th customer tiger juice all over the place !!!
And for some reason, it says there are 70 comments, including yours. You are not the 69th, but the 70th.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smart aleck.
holy crap my post made it on failblog my life is complete
Suits him.
wow the truth comes out
I don’t know what’s more of a Fail…
His comment
The fact people are still following his “scandal”
The fact I care enough to comment on this
I’m having a strange mix of emotions and thoughts right now.
hello everybody
i didnt realize tiger would consider flipping his sexual orrientation a “rehabilitation”
wtf
He means he “put” it in not took it in.
Way too forced double entendre fail. Mr. Furley wouldn’t even have batted an eye.
Took it in…WHERE?
Tiger Woods at his Master’s news conference and coverage on HLN News. Caption “Tiger: Today I ‘Took it in’ and it felt really good.
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~That really happened? Somebody should totally get a picture of that and put it on the internet!~
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maybe he says the truth
think of the increase in sex toys sales if one company could say “the wood that Tiger Woods prefers”..
ps… how come my avatar doesn’t work
Tiger’s wood. Rubbing in, out, and around brings good luck in addition to increased stamina and physical vigor. As good as the real thing! 3 payments of 19.95.
its tiger woods, what’s to say?
talk about reabilitation
bow chicka wow wow
Hey! I saw this on my tv! I was laughing so friggen hard
Dammit Tiger, you just can’t stop, can you?
Why should he? The poor guy simply had the misfortune of being born in a century with a population afraid of sex, all of whom are told to despise promiscuity and respect marriage or some mythical figure from 2000 years ago will spank you. If he was born in Pagan Roman times the guy would practically worshipped for his sexual conquests and his sporting prowess.
Mind you different kind of sports back then… manly sports where the stakes were a bit higher
So is Tiger now swinging the other way?
haha. XD
hahahahaha i actually watched that whole press conference and everything he said sounded sexual in some way lol
“and I also felt very relieved when I took it out”
That’s… Probably Bad News to you!
” tigers wood”
May I say “Achtung”? ^^