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BOOM
… goes the dynamite
Racism, racism, who is the lamest racist of them all?! You, asvss, you!!
Trust us, we get a lot of ‘em.
I don’t think it’s ‘racist’ to be afraid of nations who are fundamentally opposed to freedom and western civilization, and whose governments are dedicated to the proposition of destroying our way of life.
Keep believing that, no wonder anti-Western sentiments are so high in China.
Agreed
the middle east is a MUCH greater threat to American security than China is…
China is quite happy with our way of life. Americans buy a lot of “made in china”, they’re just pissed at us over Taiwan
It’s not racism; it’s from a movie, I’m in the army now.
Sgt. Ladd: This is exactly like practice, except this is a real live grenade. You will do exactly as you have been trained.
Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd: When I give the command to execute, you will drop the pin and throw the grenade.
Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd: Drop the pin, throw the grenade!
Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd: Execute.
Bones: [Drops grenade and throws pin]
Sgt. Ladd: Move it!
Bones: Thank you, Drill Seargent, you saved my life. I owe you one.
Sgt. Ladd: No, you owe me fifty!
Look it up
well of course.. it was one minute past 1337
lol I was just thinking the same
Shake shake shake the room
Bang bang, I hit the ground.
Bang bang, that awful sound.
Killed Bill.
It was not his intention to do this in front of you.
I’m still feeling kind of raw footage about it.
eat Thi…..crap…………..BANG*! well at least no one will ever see this……..
Don’t fear the pigeonreaper.
Did he DIE?
ya he is here me and the devil watch this video and rape him and laugh (alot)
“Worst throw ever…of all time.”…Its a real life Caboose!
Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in my way.
gosh darn it, you beet me!
Why, did he kill Church? Again.
Don’t throw grenades if you live in a.. wait, what? O.o
Is he died?
He is not died.
Died he is not.
Isn’t there something you can do?
undead is he
He made a bang up job of that!
It’s an explosive issue.
He doesn’t need to blow his fuse though.
Meh. Performance pop art is not for everyone.
Bah! They charge enough to see it.
*refuses to pay*
I shelled out for it once but never again.
sticker shell shock?
Leaving Sassoon?
Okay, I apologize. This was way too obscure. Siegfried Sassoon was an anti-war writer and poet who served in the great war. He covered the effects of shell shock extensively in his writings.
Sorry for the interruption. I now return you to your regularly scheduled pun run.
Are you saying he bombed?
Sassoon…I though you were going to make a dumb bomb joke.
Ooh-la-la!
this was a boomerang grenade he threw it 1cm away and it came back 5cm
It doesn’t seem strategicaly sound.
Any time the words, Grenade, Throw, and Fail are used in the same sentence, it can’t end well.
It certainly threw him for a loop.
It sure didn’t fly high like a bird up in the sky.
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys.
It could depend on your point of view. Eliminating stupid ones before they can breed is definitely a good ending.
Good point. You may be right.
I may be crazy. . .
…”May”????
*is not the lunatic you’re looking for*
Don’t try to save me. . .
*wasn’t even looking!*
Then turn out the light.
How did you know I just turned on a light?!
That’s just spooky.
Don’t ask me why. . .
I was thinking more of asking how!!
Sorry, din din time. I’ll explain later.
TTFN!
Avis…you’ve been stranded in the combat zone.
…GRENADE!!
*dives out of the way*
Eeep!
*flies out of the room*
*enjoy some madness for awhile*
*walked through Bedford Stuy alone*
You made it home alive?
I guess that only proves that I’m insane.
the granade throw didnt fail
Exactly! They told him to bomb soldiers in a bunker; they didn’t say enemy soldiers.
They obviously told him to pull the pin and throw it.. so he threw the pin
OH RLY?! How about “He did not fail in his attempt to throw the grenade”? Ya, that’s what I thought.
The other guy dragged him to saftey after he threw the gernade…. so he did not die.
looks like a smoke, so nobody would have died…
She could have died of a stroke though!
Most definitely NOT a smoke grenade. Trust me, I’ve actually used both kinds. Same thing happens every once in a while at US Army and USMC training centers. That’s why recruits throw their first live grenades from inside a bunker like that. Stepping into the box for the first time and seeing all the pock-marks on the walls makes a hell of an impression.
Wow, okay…
But why the hell does this happen?
There shouldn’t be anything on his equipment to allow this, like his clothes or whatever…
Apparently this is neither new nor uncommon. My father told me a story exactly like this from 1944. Shook everybody up when they heard the grenade go off IN the bunker.
she did not died?
Boom Boom Boom Boom
…I want you in my room! xD
Gonna shoot you right down!
Right offa your feet.
– Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade.
– Right! One… two… five!
– YOU FORGOT SAFETY THIRD!!!!
And that ^ is the full monty.
So you’re saying he’s showing off his python??
ahem … and now for something completely different …
Even better!
The Larch.
He was pinning in the fjords.
Basting?
Mr. Brown has demonstrated the advantages of not being seen.
I’ll have you know, Dragon, you just wasted about a shot worth of very fine single malt on my screen.
*SQUEEEEZE!*
Step right up folks! See the meaning of life!
ROFL!
Heehee!
Yu-Gi-Oh (YGOTAS)
Yugi, you should never leave your beaver exposed
Yes, you were right…my beaver was on full display
GRENAAAADE!
When life hands you grenadine …
You say Grenada, I say Grenada. Let’s call the whole thing off.
he did it on purpose. it’s an advanced move.
Those goofy, prank loving asian soldiers! To them, humor comes first, duty comes second, survival comes third, and schooling comes fifth.
If I were to turn you on your head, would I get a flame?
Hardly.
I was thinking s/he chose the name out of a Robert Jordan book.
I was wondering when this was going to show up on the ole Failblog…
It goes to failblog after failblog fails (posts wins)
reminds me of this old chestnut
Dumbshits, nice vid
Sgt: That was the worst throw ever….. of all time.
Private: Not my fault! Someone put a wall in my way!!!
I am so happy that you posted that. I was thinking the exact same thing.
This is exactly why they train on this. You can be amazed by how many people with the dummy grenade tend to pull the pin, throw the pin, then keep the grenade in hand.
Yep, I went through that crap. It’s amazing how people get a dangerous explosive device in their hands and suddenly they forget basic motor function. Grenade training horror stories abound in the army, both true and not so true. Remember, PICTURES OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!
As long as they don’t let go of the lever and the grenade, that’s not a big problem. The lever separating from the grenade arms it, not the pin. The pin just secures the lever. One can still regroup and throw the grenade anyway if the lever was not released when pulling out the pin.
This guy didn’t manage to get the grenade out of the grenade throwing bunker. So the range officer (the guy standing next to the thrower) and his assistant (the guy near the exit), got him out, then shielded themselves from the blast. That’s why the structure is designed the way it is. We’re seing a mishap at a grenade range handled very well. Nothing “fail” about it.
What’s the music called?
Some people can’t throw anything away.
Especially Lew Zealand.
That was a good one.
Waste not. . . want not!
*Dives for cover*
DO NOT WANT!!!!
Sorry for all the avatar changes, but I think I found the right one for me! It’s ORANGE!!!
It’s not orange, it’s bird, little silly.
Okay, unless orange has beak.
*sigh*
The bird IS orange!
Bird is orange? Bird is not orange. Fruit is orange.
No, orange can be a fruit, but is also a color. And my favorite color at that!
Orange you glad he didn’t say banana?
Incredibly glad!
Aga-whatis???
Is orange, is a bird, is good by me.
What’s the name of the song?
Oops, double post.
No, that can’t be right.
LOL North Korean army = FAIL
The rockets they build are also mended together by duct tape and super glue! lol
this is not North Korea, it’s China
Bingo. (Click my name for the news about this incident)
Yeah, they are PLA… Lucky his Sgt. pull him out of harms way!
He can hit the side of a barn!!!
Yeah, the INSIDE. While he’s still in it!
At least it’s something.
Hee!!
Welcome to Chinese warfare. After all, whats the value of a few hundred thousand soldiers? Nothing! And whats the value of all those grenades? Meh! They’re made in China anyway!
Just have them charge and failthrow grenades, and the enemy will have enough of a problem!
Been there, done that…
Well, not THAT!
I still remember the pitting from fragments on the INSIDE of our grenade pit.
lol I remember that too. Ft. Knox grenade range
Those who were waiting to throw were standing behind a 1ft concrete wall with 6″x6″ plexiglass windows, and we could hear the fragments hitting the other side from grenades 200 meters away
Ft. Knox… me too
1987.. 19K
Picked for softball?
The only thing this guy is picked is UP, in pieces…
(knowing of course that he did survive (at least the grenade))
Team killer always the idiot with the granade
And that is why you NEVER throw a granade one minute past 13:37.
It seems Americas training suicide bombers too
Its a live re-enactment of Red VS Blue
Washington: Caboose, throw the grenade
*Caboose throws sticky grendade right into the wall they are hiding behind*
Washington: That… was the worst throw, ever… of all time
Caboose: Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way
seconded
So me in bad company 2..
ach was, das war absicht – der wollte seinen ausbilder auch mal schwitzen sehen XD
FIRE IN THE FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE IN THE FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
Somehow, your name says it all…
He was probably throwing a bomb at Chuck Norris.
No, the nade WAS Chuck Norris!
No annoying Failbooking.com ad at the end of the video? Hooray!!!!!
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people.
It’s not so bad to be racist if it is for Chinese and Koreans, North of course.
did he die? =o
Can’t tell you many times I’ve done that myself . . .
. . . down in Black Mesa.
BWAHAHAHA
This happened to my dad in Vietnam. He threw a grenade and it bounced off a tree back to the log his squad had been hiding out behind. Everyone had to bail out. No one was hurt but they wouldn’t let him near the grenades after that.
I didn’t pick this video for any reason other than to ask “What the F**k is going on?” After watching a 30 – 45 sec funny clip, we have to sit through 55 secs of a commercial. We can’t ff or even mute the damn things. How soon before that’s all the web is – Ads?
I’ve seen people complain about adds on those vids, but I’ve never seen them yet. Is it country-based or something?
I only get a 3-4 second tag-clip, thanfully.
run forest run
)
Nade is as nade does…much like wall is what wall does.
The best way to get dismissed from the army.
He really Kevin Gregg’d that.
What a big fail!!!!
How could that happend?
> Editor’s Note: No one was hurt in this incident.
Oh, I don’t know. I’ll wager the tosser got the shit kicked out of him by his mates.
drop the pin throw the grenade, drop the pin throw the grenade. *drops grenade throws pin. DOH!!!!!
That is too good, how u can manage this……o idea! grease on the greanade? jeez
LOL @jesse
We had a similar accident, when i was in military. Its no problem, just run about 5 metres (or behind a wall, like in this video) and then lie flat on the ground and you ll survive.
Is the grenade died?
Thankfully no ones were hurted.
He died, HOORAY!
This happens to me all the time in XCOM.
I wonder if there’s a site devoted to grenade fumbling…..
“Grenade Out!!…..er, I mean IN….SH*T!!!!!”
did he die?!
Why did he fall?
I guess this is why Taiwan is still independent.
Did he died?
I mean, really… did he? 0.o
gotta be the french….
look at time: 13:38 … sry but after 1337 comes the fail!
-That was the worst throw ever…of all time!
-Not my fault…someone put a wall in my way
Ah man, really? I was just about to say that!
not a l33t guy.. the clock was 1338, bummer!
That’s what I call “Liberation”…
And no doubt they are stupid, because according to news, they are going to station in Hong Kong, which obviously does NOT need to be protected anyways.
im surprised I didnt do that during my bout at basic training…
That wall is alot higher than the American wall though.
can i post this vid on my website?
Another Darwin Award foiled!
Sigh, that’s why American ground forces are superior to those idiots
when I was in the marines, we wore helmets and had practice throwing with dummy nades,, I think the Chinese practiced with live nade right off the bat with no helmets Good thing that DI is quick… Christ.
i am only one notising that the time is 13.38
The comments are way more funnier than the videos.. LOL!
Suddenly, I’m thinking of Hetalia. If only they were Italian soldiers…
How to use a grenade
1.Pull pin
2.Throw
How to fail
1.Pull pin
This happens occasionally with new recruits. A friend of mine that just retired from the Marine Corps had to do exactly what that instructor just did at least once. What the video doesn’t show is the beating that usually follows this sort of thing.
haha chinese…… so stupid….. this is a Chinese news channel…. im glad that’s not Taiwan XD
nice throw sargent pea brain
This is from a movie, I’m in the army now, 1994.
Sgt. Ladd: This is exactly like practice, except this is a real live grenade. You will do exactly as you have been trained.
Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd: When I give the command to execute, you will drop the pin and throw the grenade.
Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd: Drop the pin, throw the grenade!
Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd: Execute.
Bones: [Drops grenade and throws pin]
Sgt. Ladd: Move it!
Bones: Thank you, Drill Seargent, you saved my life. I owe you one.
Sgt. Ladd: No, you owe me fifty!
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Ooh, another few quotes are, and lots of these arre fails:
Bones: Oh yeah, “Its not a job, it’s an adventure.”
Richard Day, Recruiting Sergeant: No, that’s the Navy.
Bones: “The few and the proud?”
Richard Day, Recruiting Sergeant: No, that’s the Marines.
Bones: “Keep going, going and gone?”
Jack: No, that’s the Energizer Bunny.
Bones: Where did the sun go?
Jack: There is no sun anymore. We died, and this is hell.
Bones: Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up.
[Bones is mishandling a bazooka]
Sgt. Ladd: See the picture on the front of this weapon? It’s put there for privates like you… It’s idiot-proof.
They really should hiave something on the bazokka that says “Danger, point AWAY from face,”, and of course, Bones would still fail