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Is this the nom-nom one, or the phallic evidence one?
Neither. It’s the white-out one.
So we’re like in The People’s Court and the defendant turns over a document to the bailiff, claiming it’s the same document the judge already has. Judge Milian doubts the document is the same because it says something different than the other one she’s holding. The plaintiff claims it’s because she never received the original, but that’s when the Judge notices what the difference is. The “original”, which apparently came from the plaintiff, has a section that’s blanked out and when compared to the “original” from the defendant the Judge figure out what’s going on.
The plaintiff actually tried to use White-Out on the disclaimer stating she understood the car wasn’t working, then used the White-Out copy as evidence in her small claims suit! Judge Milian throws the case out and looks disgusted enough to throw her gavel at the plaintiff too. The plaintiff wastes no time storming out, while the defendant calmly gathers his things.
“Last second tampering is never a good idea.” Then it’s time to annoy a few more trolls with the Failbooking ad and zooomz powers it with “Something wrong with the chain of evidence…” before the overpass knocks the bike dude flying … DOT ORG!
Well-played, ZA!
*standing ovation!*
Thows flowers on stage.
*gives Critter Rhode a few extra ****s*
Indeed, you posted exactly what you saw. A stunning feat.
*Explodes*
Just so you know, someone ALWAYS posts a play by play for those whose places of employment block videos. It lets them know what the fail WAS.
I resemble that remark.
*shakes fist at those who block streaming video access*
*throws video at you*
Haha, productivity fail…
And is also useful for guys who don’t get the english very well, like me.
Neither. White-out on a “form” in Peoples Court.
Jinx!
Mmmmph! Hrmm! *sighs*
Avis Avis Avis.
*heaves a sigh of relief*
Whew! Thank you!
The judge ruled in favor of the overpass.
But on the appeal, it was overturned so now it’s an Underpass.
Damnit not underpass… everyone always hides in that little room with the forklifts…
*sigh*
One of these days, I’ll guess correctly.
Maybe.
You guessed correctly yesterday!! Or was it the day before? Anyhoo…you hit it spot on recently.
It’s the hit abridge one.
… where the defendant gets a blot out on her record.
Fudge!
Her favorite instrument is the lyre.
I’m afraud you’re right DW.
Her play denotes her margin of error.
Now she must atone for her composition.
I’m sure she’s singing a different tune now!
She’s gonna be in treble.
*looks up from reading “Measure for Measure”*
Hmm? You going to just leave me with that clef-hanger?
That was alto easy, wasn’t it?
She deserves a tenor less.
*takes notes*
clefs nots?
notes*
pass the bukkit please.
*notes nightshayde taking notes and worries that this is that dream about being in school and not knowing what the test is on*
George (the slowpoke turkle)! Did you have an operation?!?
Little turtle was always a girl. I can call myself George if I want to. But Mabel stuck.
A video? On a FRIDAY? Will wonders never cease?
Leila and LGB must be wonder where their brother art.
Yes, yes, I know I made a mistake with that one. I also acknowledged it right away.
♫ lololololo …. White Out! ♫
(cue awesome drum line)
*Surfaris the web*
♪I fought the law and the…law won ♫
Doug Llewelyn’s gonna set her straight!
Does nobody remember Doug Llewelyn? He was the best part of the show!
I remember him (Wapner too), but I never thought he was …. aggressive enough. He let the sad losers walk on by sometimes while he “interviewed” the ecstatic winner.
Maybe he fixed that in later seasons, I honestly don’t watch it often. Shows like this actually make me kinda sick.
Doug Llewelyn was a bit of a pansy, imo.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg
Congratulations!
Yes, yes, you are. Provided you first white-out all the previous posts.
I WIN!!!! FIRST!!!!!
Wow. Your name really says it all.
*nods in agreement*
Mm-hm!!
Hold on, let me adjust that name.
IDIOTWHODOESN’TEVENDESERVEAFACE.
That’s better.
come on now, you are making successful idiot troll successful
Yeah, I thought we frowned upon harassing the handicapped.
YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I’M FIRST!!!!! zomgwtf
Hmmm. You’re not me, are you? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure you’re not me.
Maybe he has a dream of being a little kitty some day, its not nice to crush people’s dreams.
Purrrhaps. I’m not sure, though, why he/she thinks anyone would be jealous of someone who can’t count to one.
*shrugs*
Because they aren’t typically attractive to me and my kind?
*pleh!*
aww, he’s kinda cute.
Which one of us is me here? You? I don’t think so.
Yay, zooomz!
*makes with the bubble poppin’*
*Tosses hat into the air*
*leads parade of large floats*
*ten cannon salute*
*jets perform flyby*
*marching band plays*
*aims stainless confetti cannon over parade*
*overloads it with blue sparklies*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
*blue sparklies rain down on parade all day long*
Congrats zooomz!
*pops open the champagne and starts a-pourin’!*
*¡ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
Sometimes, little white lies are dismissed.
But three strike outs and you’re
outoutout.If you’re going to avoid the bench, you must learn to play ball.
And on what fact do you 1st base that on?
The safety is always third rule.
Safety third? Then who is on 1st?
Bud At-bat and Lou Co-steal-o.
Oh, I was just gonna say “yes”.
^ I guess that makes you a yes dead man walking.
Then you walk.
You must learn to disguise your steal signs.
And effectively utilize your clean up position.
And always cover the gaps.
Don’t balk at the idea of hard work.
Be willing to emend the errors of your ways.
Avoid bush league antics when you’re caught by looking.
Make sure your witness stands include quality bleachers.
Pitch your case clearly to the jury.
Bear in mind that you have a better chance of winning when your set-up man is good at painting the black.
And don’t tamper with evidence in a way that is as obvious as the Umpire State Building?
Watch me paste this pathetic palooka…
with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect,
pachydermous percussion pitch.
That’s a positive, pot-pourri of perpetual p-takes.
props!
You always were a wascally one Admiral.
Don’t discharge until you see the whites of their lies.
Jurisprudence, AA?
The moral of our video: Only lawyers and painters can turn black to white.
The Liquid Paper Chase.
I stand corrected.
lol … *gives Marius a ribbon*
*Uses ribbon for a cover up*
Does this expose my bum rap?*Uses ribbon for a cover up*
It appears you’re covered over.
*takes cover and doubles over*
Hmmmm. . . looks like I over did it with the correctal.
I think I saw that movie. I would see it again.
I thought you might draw a blank
I tried to draw a blank. But the teacher thought it was a polar bear in a snow storm.
I thought I’d blacked out once, but was told I’d drawn a black cat in a coal mine at midnight, unconsciously.
You should try reading greys anatomy, everything is so ill-defined.
Sounds like faint praise.
You’re reading between the lines.
I tried reading The Tale of Two Cities. But I’m mixed on it. It was the best at times, then the worst at times.
Sounds like you’re first sentence is not a final judgment.
*judges, declares guilt, executes a spectacular bukkit pass*
and Michael Jackson!!
What did she white out on the form?
Apparently she was suing him because her car overheats and is claiming he didn’t tell her when he sold it to her. His form of the contract stated that the car does overheat and that she was okay with this. She whited-out the statement on her own form.
Call this a court!
M’lud, and my other lud, the prosecution will endeavour to show m’lud, that m’lud – ah, not you m’lud, that m’lud, m’lud, while passing sentence at the Central Criminal Court blotted his copy book. Call exhibit Q.
*barbershop quartet*
Call Exhibit Q…
Call Exhibit Q…
CALL EXHIBIT Q…
*Puts a large model ant on desk*
What’s that? Avenue Q? It’s down that way.
*points off in a direction*
Monty Python reference win!
*calls it a court*
*court looks up*
*says yeah court i’m talking about you*
*court shrugs goes back to sleep*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hi, I’m a racist. When I see one black person I see all black people.
You’re giving them to much credit. Racists don’t see black people, they just see black. Over the years they have learned to throw the word “people” in there in a vein attempt to appear normal, but their heart is still too full of hatred to allow their eyes to see clearly.
One thing you meant, but forgot, to mention is the fact that the dishonest woman was not only totally black, but also guilty of whiting out(!) part of the contract, am I right?
It always works on my computer.
Controlled? Altered? Deleted? — don’t get me started!
It’s a process of elimination.
Do you think it possible to not turn everything into a racist issue?
*she asks no one in particular*
There is one way.
*opens the cover to a big red button*
*pushes button*
*pushes it again*
*keeps pushing it until something happens*
Does anyone know why my lights are flickering?
Why is my bedroom light turning on and off? Is someone pushing that godd@mned button again?!?
When things go wrong, ask Steven Wright.
This fail reminds me of the time I spilled spot remover on my dog…
Now he’s gone.
This fail reminds me of the time I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
This fail reminds me of when a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He asked me if I had seen the sign, I said yes, but I don’t believe everything I
readsee*tries again*
CLICKIE! The Big Red Button is back!
I prefer this one. Clickie!
Hee! That sounded like the “Roaming Gnome” from the Travelocity commercials!!
Or this one
ht tp://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644
darn missed that clicky above.
*clicky*
Cute!
And, no. That is NOT me in that clip!
Thank goodness!
And the hate troll will soon be gone.
Heh! I missed him entirely! Thanks!
I seriously doubt you missed him.
My aim is impeccable.
Leaving nothing but the fresh scent of pining for attention.
Criminy crickets! Even when I remember to refresh I fail.
*SQUEEEEEEZE!*
I just had to share this one, thanks!
*spends the rest of the day trying to find out when and if the prompts repeat. Ever.*
They do, eventually.
Yes.
^^^^^
Poor, poor white guy. It must be terrible, being naturally better, smarter, more honest, harder-working, etc. than everyone else, and having that denied every day by those evil “politically correct” people who lie about blacks, women, and gays being your equals. You’re better than they are: all the privileges and advantages you get for being a white male are *deserved*, so much so that you don’t even notice they exist.
So when you see one of those lesser, inferior people acting badly, of course you have to point it out. It makes you feel justified in your self-victimization complex. It couldn’t be that you’re a spoiled entitled brat who confuses “losing privilege” with “discrimination”, oh no.
While we can reasonably guess that Pete PastePot is either not black or a troll, we don’t have a sound basis for assuming that he’s white. There are plenty of other races in the world and in this country, and plenty of racists in every ethnic group, in many cases focused at blacks. So maybe you need to worry first about your own prejudices, before you worry about his.
Ah, the chaotic mess all over the floor that indicates another hate troll has been exorcised.
Clean up on aisle 3!!
Wow, anyone else notice how the lady passes on front of the camera twice when she leaves? Like pac man when going of one side of the level then reappearing on the opposite side.
I noticed it too. Reminded me of the cat in The Matrix that passed by the doorway twice.
Was it the same cat?
“Get out of my courtroom.”
Milian is so great. No bsing.
:28-:30…..did i see twins!?!?!
I don’t think they were twins. They looked to be different heights. And weights as well.
Great. Now Pete PastePot’s comment has been deleted. Not only the contents of his speech bubble, but the bubble itself, un-nesting the replies, making them seem to float in thin air and making the commenters look babbling incoherently. This is outreageous. I’m completely offended, even sexually. I’m so unsubscribing. And I want my money back!
hahahahahaha
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Some Women Think They Can Accuse Men of Anything & Get Away With It. But When You Start Asking For Evidence & Witnesses, Those Women Always Get OWNED!
SHE WHITED IT OUT!!!!!
SHE DIDN’T EVEN WHITE IT OUT WELL!
she’s black. it explains it all!
Yet another CHIMPOUT
What about if she didn’t white it out and it was the dude? Like the guy could have white it out and send it to her with the whiteout and she could be thinking that it wasn’t as is. Just a thought. Either one of them could have put the white out.
As noted by the judge, the whiting-out was grossly imperfect. If your suggestion obtained, then the plaintiff would have noted as much and made her case accordingly.
judge fail.
she’s too slow to realize the differences.
So…why did the winner look like he was about to cry?
because he got less salary for his first appearance on tv?
It looks more like a poker face than a sad face. I would love to see the entire episode. Clearly he sold Precious a pos car and clearly she got what she deserved. Based on the way the receipt was written, this wasn’t this guy’s first small claims rodeo. When in court, you should remain respectful at all times. He may have to return someday and doesn’t want to leave a bad impression. I bet he let out a hoot as soon as he was safe inside his car and away from the mikes.
Oh shit, leave it up to the yanks to combine Jerry Springer and court.
What I want to know is why at :44 she leaves the screen going to the right, and like a second alter she comes from the left and exists the screen from the left again o_o
She was accompanied by a woman who dressed in the same manner, and who had previously eaten in the same manner.
LOLOLOL COONS
I don’t watch The People’s Court, but isn’t it just a TV series? If so, than this shouldn’t be on FAILBlog because this FAIL would have been scripted.
Sorry if this exact comment has already been said; I don’t have time to read through all of them.
It’s a TV show of an actual small claims court– so this was an actual legal proceeding, not a script.
Heh. I haven’t seen Peoples Court since the days of Judge Wapner.
It’s reality tv
I saw this on tv
at least he isn’t fat
He’s not morbidly obese like her, but he’s plainly fat.
Big fail hahahaha
More like judgement fail. The defendant could have used the white-out himself on a copy and made another copy, giving her that… Knowing that if it ever came up he still had the original with the comments about the problems (that she never saw). She did say he never gave her the original…
Nyooooo.
[1] Decisions in civil court are determined by the preponderance of the evidence, not by some inversion of criminal law, with a presumption that the plaintiff is right until proven wrong beyond a reasonable doubt.
[2] As noted by the judge, the whiting-out was grossly imperfect. If your suggestion obtained, the plaintiff would have noted as much and made her case accordingly.
[3] The behavior of the defendant upon discovery is utterly revealing.
ha f_u_cking ni_ggers
Naming FAIL. It’s not even close to being a roller coaster.
stupidity is a sin!!!
OBJECTION!
she “wrote” it out. Judges are supposed to be educated right?
The judge didn’t say “writed”; she said “whited” — “She whited it out!”
I’ve been a fan of Failblog.org for awhile and have watched and read every entry. In my opinion, this is the greatest Fail / WIN on this amazing website. My sincere compliments and appreciation to the person who submitted it. Bravo, Bravissimo I say. It is just… precious.
dumbass divas think she can win a case by using elmers white-out, GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL! fool!
Can someone explain what happens in the video? I’m not quite following it. thanks.
There is a contest over sale of a motor vehicle that subsequently overheated. The plaintiff had presented the court with a copy of the bill of sale. At the start of the video, the defendant has for some reason been asked to present a copy. The judge notices that the two are not identical. After a moment of confusion, the judge realizes that the copy presented by the plaintiff had been altered — two passages had been “whited-out”, but in a manner such that traces of the writing remained visible. The judge summarily finds in favor of the defendant. The plaintiff swiftly leaves the court.
I never knew applying white-out was so difficult
lol i watched that when it was on tv
Geez, at the end there I almost thought the woman walked by the screen twice in the same direction….but it must have been the person who went with her. They looked so similar!
OBJECTION! The witness’s statement clearly contradicts the evidence, your honor!
That’s what I call “Liberation”…
And no doubt they are stupid, because according to news, they are going to station in Hong Kong, which obviously does NOT need to be protected anyways.
Damn, wrong post. Post FAIL! LOL
i love watching black people in court its there second home and they make it so funny silly blacks in court are fail
agreed